英语小品剧本《不差钱》英文版.docx

1、英语小品剧本不差钱英文版小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）(This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant i

2、n hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。Uncle Zhao Its the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情（tio qng）。Yadar You got it wrong 苏格兰情调！毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qng dio）。Uncle Zhao 情调（qng dio） All right, . Were gonna

3、have our meal here anyway.赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。Yadar But its very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。Uncle Zhao So what? Weve got the money, 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.

4、毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。Uncle Zhaooh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗？Yadar Let me see. (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。Uncle Zhao Heres 400 more.赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。U

5、ncle Zhao Its ok. Waiter! 赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员！（小沈阳上）(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.) Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street .小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。Uncle Zhao Were your customers. Dont we look like it?赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊？(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞)Shenyang oh yeah yeah

6、 yeah .小沈阳：是的是的。Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss.赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。Shenyang Im not a miss ,Im a man ,a real man from the inside out.小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。Shenyang See, its no skirt but Capri pants .its mens wear i

7、n Scottish style. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, were gonna have a important gues

8、t here in a minute. You must do you best.赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。Shenyang No problem.小沈阳：呃，没问题。Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .赵本山：我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱？Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.小沈阳：得一、两万的。Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays

9、tomorrow?赵本山：一、两万？啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账？ Shenyang Are you IOU?小沈阳：打白条儿啊？Uncle Zhao Not that. Ive got the money anyway. Take this.赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。Shenyang Whats it?小沈阳：啥意思？Uncle Zhao A tip for you.赵本山：小费。Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool!小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。Uncle Zhao thatok .

10、 but you are not get it for nothing. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so.赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗？我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。Shenyang Like hows?小沈阳：咋兜呢？Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .

11、What if I ask for something dear?赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得.太狠。我要点贵菜.Shenyang Ill say sorry, this we dont have.小沈阳：我就说没有呗。Uncle Zhao Youre smart. Come on boy , 赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点.（从衣服里又拿出钱）ShenyangThank you小沈阳：谢谢。Yadar Grandpa, Im hungry.毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。Uncle Zhao How muchs a bowl of noodles?赵本山：饿了？来碗面条。Sh

12、enyang 78 yuan.小沈阳：呃，78一碗。Uncle Zhao What noodles can be so expensive?赵本山：啥面？这么贵。Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much?赵本山：是不是卤子贵？Shenyang Its free.小沈阳：卤不要钱。Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste is right. Tack it quack!赵本山：那就来碗卤子

13、，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。Shenyang It is no one to called before, sir.小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。Uncle Zhao You think so only because I didnt show up here before. Now its time to make change.赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。Shenyang (to himself) If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have.小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。Uncle Zhao (to Yada

14、r) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTVs 星光大道 comes, you must show your best, OK?赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？Yadar:ok.毛毛：好吧。Uncle zhao : Its the best opportunity for you own future. Grandpas been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.赵本山：这是个绝好的机会，爷爷我已经培养你40年了。Yadar Grandpa,see h

15、ow old I now.毛毛：看我才多大呀？、Uncle Zhao I prepared you daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗？Yadar I can.毛毛：我能！Uncle Zhao That is my girl, good for you .(小沈阳再次上场.)Shenyang Heres the sa

16、uce for you.小沈阳：给你的汤Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you wont be too hungry.Yadar Grandpa, its a bit salty.Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her some water to drink.Shenyang free water?Uncle Zhao of carouse.Shenyang：ok， wait a minute.（毕福剑上）（小沈阳扔掉手中的东西）非常滑稽Shenyang oh a oh a . You are that one ?you ar

17、e.you are.you are Zhujun! Oh sorry.you are.you are you are Bai Yansong? Oh no. you areyou are Mr Bi ! Are you Mr. Bi?小沈阳： 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个.蒙住了。朱军？！不是朱军。白岩松？！不是。老毕.你是毕老师吗？！CCTV Man Im Bi Fujian.毕福剑：我姓毕。henyang Come here everyone, its Mr. Bi here. 小沈阳 毕老师来了，快来人啊，毕老师来了。Uncle Zhao Hi Hi HiWatch ever !赵本山：干

18、啥，吵吵巴火的？Shenyang Hes Mr. Bi.小沈阳：毕老师.Uncle Zhao I know, hes my guest.赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。Shenyang Mr. Bi,can I take a picture with you?小沈阳：毕老师，你给我照个相呗！赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Wait, wait. (To CCTV Man) Welcome, Mr. Bi.CCTV Man Nice to meet you.毕福剑：你好Uncle Zhao Ive been wait you for a l

19、ong time.赵本山：我在这儿等半天了。CCTV Man Thanks a lot really. You are?毕福剑：你好你好。请问您是.？Uncle Zhao Are you looking for?赵本山：你找谁？CCTV Man Im looking for Zhao Tiezhu.毕福剑：我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。Uncle Zhao ohYou got it. Heres his daddy .赵本山：找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是.Yadar Zhao Tiezhu is my daddy.毛毛： 赵铁柱是我爹。Uncle Zhao Ho, Im Tiezhus dad

20、dy. Arent you looking for a dad?赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗？CCTV Man yes, daddy. oh no !Im looking for your son,Where is your son?毕福剑：爹.不是，我找您儿子。Uncle Zhao Hes at the township waiting for you. thery welcome you very warmly! theyve prepared a great hall, a big room, with a large photo of you hung in the middl

21、e. Flowers all around.赵本山：他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。CCTV Man Whatre the colors ?毕福剑：老哥，这花都什么颜色？Uncle Zhao Theyre all in white and yellow. Soo beautiful!赵本山：白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮。CCTV Man What?/Why?毕福剑：为什么？Uncle Zhao Theyre so excited.赵本山：这不激动吗，你去了。CCTV Man Lets go

22、there, then.毕福剑：咱去乡里吧。Uncle ZhaoOh no! you know here is the best restaurant in 铁岭, How abut that?赵本山：别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看吧。 CCTV Man ohno on on on on on on ! Ive had my meal on the plane.毕福剑：别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。Uncle Zhao Youre my guest, so please follow me.赵本山：那客随主便，好不好？给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。Shenyang

23、Mir Bi ,take a photo with you ?小沈阳：毕老师，你不给照个相吗？毕老师。CCTV Man (to Shenyang) Youre. a male waiter?毕福剑：你是男服务员？Shenyang Yup小沈阳：嗯哪。CCTV Man hei hei heiYou looks so sweet, boy.毕福剑：长得挺委婉的。Uncle Zhao I agree with you. haha.we are must be townee.赵本山：来这边，我们一定是老乡。 CCTV Man Really?毕福剑：真的？Uncle Zhao Arent you fro

24、m Dalian?赵本山：你不是大连人吗？CCTV Man yes !.毕福剑 是的Uncle Zhao oh !yeth ,now! look! he smiles like the last picture of your dead grandpa.Yadar, Say hello to your new grandpa.赵本山 .哎呀，这一笑，你看看，多像你姥爷临走那张照片。鸭蛋快认姥爷。Yadar (kneeling down / with a kowtow) How do you do, grandpa.毛毛： 姥爷好。CCTV Man Dont, please. Its Sprin

25、g Festvial now, and I should have given you some gift money.毕福剑：别别别，起起.。大过年的，你要来这个，我得给你压岁钱了。Uncle Zhaono no no no no !Dont do that !lets have meal first.赵本山：不用，不用。我们先吃饭吧。Uncle Zhao (清喉咙后) waiter ,give me the menu.赵本山：服务员 Shenyang yeth 小沈阳：你好（递菜单）Uncle Zhao Australian abalones, four.赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只。Shenya

26、ng Sorry, no.小沈阳：对不起，没有。CCTV Man Too expensive anyway. Lets move on down.毕福剑：算了，别点那么贵的。你往下来。Uncle Zhao Lobsters of 2 kilos each.赵本山：四斤的龙虾。小沈阳：对不起，没那么大的Shenyang Sorry, Itno big enough.Uncle Zhao What kind do you have?赵本山：有多大的？Shenyang Half a kilo each.小沈阳：有一斤多的。Uncle Zhao really have ?赵本山：.有吗？Shenyan

27、g Yes we do. or no?小沈阳：有.还是没有啊？Uncle Zhao Come on, boy, its you take care of things here. Dont you know what youve got and what not? (摸着口袋)Enough money!.赵本山：这个.我跟你说，有没有，这是你开的店呢，你还不明白？这不差钱。Shenyang OH it no.小沈阳：哦.那没有。Uncle Zhao Here is nothing to serve. Im angry . Wheres you boss? Get him here.赵本山： 你

28、这酒店怎么要啥啥没有呢？干什么玩意儿吃的？这毕老师容易来一趟？把你老板找来ShenyangSorry no!小沈阳：没有。Uncle ZhaoYou just get two words,yes !on! you boss !赵本山：你就记住一个没有了，是不？老板。Shenyang OH. the boss is out.小沈阳：啊，老板哪？老板出去了。Uncle Zhao Wheres he?赵本山：上哪儿去了？ShenyangI dont know!(语速快一点)小沈阳：不知道。Uncle Zhao What shall we eat, then?赵本山：啥玩意儿呀你？你说吃啥呀？CCTV

29、 Man Hi, Ittoo expensve.Just something homely,ok?毕福剑：来点儿家常便饭。民间的。ncle Zhao All right, A lovely little chicken boiled with mushrooms.赵本山：民间的是吧？来民间的吧，孩子，来个小野鸡炖蘑菇。UShenyang sorry, no!小沈阳：没有。Uncle Zhao Thats one you can have.赵本山：这个可以有。Shenyang Thats one we really dont have. 小沈阳：这个.真没有。Uncle Zhao All rig

30、ht, you get it, Yadar. take it here. Lucky we didnt come with empty hands.赵本山：我给你带来了啊，咱有。来，丫蛋，把这拿来。哎呀，多亏带来了。CCTV Man No, buddy. Why bother yourself with every thing when coming to a restaurant?毕福剑：老哥. 你怎么下一趟饭店，材料都自己备？Uncle Zhao oh moey!(捡钱) er the truth is that thery have nothing,through with a lot of money.赵本山：关键是这东