六人行112The One With the Dozen Lasagnas.docx

1、六人行112The One With the Dozen Lasagnas六人行1-12The One With the Dozen LasagnasScene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream

2、 Of Jeannie.Chandler: No-no-no-no, were done.Opening CreditsScene: Monica and Rachels, Monica is on the phone in the kitchen.Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All Im saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, t

3、he meats only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.(Camera moves to Chandler, Phoebe, Ross, and Joey sitting in living room)Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?Ross: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any womans uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there

4、like that! (snaps fingers)Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool.it says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta. (Joey grimaces)Chandler: And, were done with the yogurt. (Sets yogurt down on table)Phoebe: (softly) Sorry. (Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone)Monica: Aunt Syl, I did th

5、is as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?(Camera pans back to group in living room)Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you know that right now

6、, your babys only this big? (measures about 2 inches with his thumb and index finger) This is your baby. (in baby-like voice) Hi Daddy! Ross: (waves) Hello!Joey: (in baby-like voice) How come you dont live with Mommy? (pause; shows Ross less than amused) How come Mommy lives with that other lady? (p

7、ause; Ross still looks less than amused; Joey smiling) Whats a lesbian? (playfully hits Ross)(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)Rachel: Honey, you can say it, Poconos, Poconos, its like Poc-o-nos (touching Paolos nose with forefinger with each syllable)Paolo: Ah, poke (P

8、aolo touches Rachels nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)Joey, Chandler, and Ross: (sitting in living room, imitating Paolo) Mma, Mma, Mmaah(Camera pans to Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe in the kitchen)Monica: So, did I hear Poconos?Rachel: Yes, my sisters giving us h

9、er place for the weekend.Phoebe: Woo-hoo, first weekend away together!Monica: Yeah, thats a big step.Rachel: I know.(Camera pans to Ross, looking dejected)Chandler: (to Ross) Ah, its just a weekend, big deal!Ross: Wasnt this supposed to be just a fling, huh? Shouldnt it be.(makes flinging motions wi

10、th hands) flung by now?(Camera pans back to Rachel)Rachel: I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling things that Ive only read about in Danielle Steele books, you know? I mean, when Im with him, Im totally, totally.(Camera pans to Ross, holding his stomach)Ross: .nauseous, Im phy

11、sically nauseous. What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey leaving girls apartment, carrying lasagna.Joey: I love babies, with their little baby shoes, and their little baby toes, and their littl

12、e baby hands. Chandler: Ok, youre going to have to stop that, forever!(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over)Joey: Need a new table.Chandler: You think?Scene: Carol and Susans, theres a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.Carol: Hey hey, come on in!(Ross enters,

13、carrying lasagna)Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna. Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, cause Susan doesnt eat meat.Ross: (pauses) Im pretty sure that it is.Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.Ross: (making f

14、linging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh.? Carol: Totally and completely healthy!Ross: Oh, thats great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?Carol: Uh, thats our friend Tanya.Ross: (surpris

15、ed, chuckling nervously) Of course its your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly)Carol: Dont you want to know about the sex?Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, Im having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, thats the be

16、st I could think of), yaw.Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh!Carol: Do you want to know?Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I dont want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (

17、pauses) Or isnt.(Susan enters)Susan: Oh, hello Ross!Ross: Susan.Susan: So, so, did you hear?Ross: Yes, we did, everythings A-OK!Susan: Oh, thats so. (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is.do we know.?Carol: Yes, we certainly do, its going to be.Ross: (flailing arms in protest)

18、 Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesnt want to know, standing right here!Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. Ross stands back, reaches out and lightly taps Susans shoulder)Ross: Ok, what, what.ok, what did we think it was going

19、 to be? Carol and Susan: Its a.Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I dont want to know, dont want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go. Carol: Well, thanks for the books.Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carols stomach, then punches Susans shoulder

20、) Susan. (Ross leaves.)Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona? (intercom buzzer rings)Carol: Hello?Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I dont want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)Scene: Chandler and Joeys, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the l

21、asagna.Chandler: Ok, so its just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?Joey: Thats the rule.Chandler: What rule? Theres no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!Joey: Howd you get to that?Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with

22、Angela DelvecchioJoey: You knew about that?Chandler: Well, lets just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it?Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?Joey: YeahChandler: You think were ready for something like that?Joe

23、y: Why not?Chandler: Well, its a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?Joey: Why, are you moving out?Chandler: Im not moving out. Joey: Youd tell me if you were moving out rightChandler: Yeah, yeah, its just that with my last roommate Kip.Joey: Aw, I know all about Kip!C

24、handler: Its just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?Chandler: Aw, dont do thatScene: Phoebes Massage Parlor, Phoebes assistant is telling her about the changes to

25、her schedule.Phoebes Assistant: Weve got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.Phoebe: Ok, thanks. (assistant leaves, then walks back in)Phoebes Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I dont mean to sound

26、unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)Paolo: Buon Giorno, Bella Phoebe!Phoebe: Oh, Paolo, hi, what are you doing here?Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?Phoebe: Well, Racquelas right, yeah!(Paolo speaks Italian)Phoebe: Oh, okay, I dont know what you just said, so lets get starte

27、d.Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?Phoebe: Um, thats really your decision, I mean, some people prefer, you know, to take off.oh whoops! Youre being naked!Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.Rachel: (to Ross) I cant believe you dont want to know. I mean, I couldnt not know, I mean, if,

28、if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows. Monica: And Monica knows.Ross: Wha, heh, how could you know, I dont even know!Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.Joey: So whats it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joeys ear. Ross gets up and waves arms franti

29、cally in protest)Ross: Wait?oh?hey?huh, oh great now he knows, and I dont know!Monica: Im sorry, Im just excited about being an aunt!Joey: Or an uncle. (Phoebe enters)Joey and Chandler: Hey Phoebe!Ross: Hi Pheebs!Rachel: Pheebs!Phoebe: Fine!Monica: Phoebe, whats the matter?Phoebe: Nothing, Im sorry,

30、 Im just, Im out of sorts.Customer: Hey, can we get some cappuccino over here?Rachel: Oh, right, thats me!Joey: Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)Monica: Phoebe, what is it?Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?Ross: Im familiar

31、 with his work, yes.Phoebe: Well, he made a move on me.(Joey and Chandler come back)Joey: Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!Chandler: More coffee over here, please!Commercial BreakScene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.Monica: Well, what happened?Phoebe: Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until. (A flashback starts Paolo, lying on massage table, moving his hands up Phoebes legs.)Cut back to Central Perk.Joey and Chandler: Ooooohh!Ross: My God.Monica: Are you sure?(The flashback resumes with Paolo grabbing her butt.)C