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Iseverybodyok?

I'mfine.Thanksforwaiting.

Whatwasthat?

Watereithergasline,thetrainingisthesame.

People,juststaylowandmoveout.

Honey,Luke'sgone.

Claire,spontaneoushumancombustionisveryrare.

Idon'tthinkheexploded,Phil.

Theropeladderworks.Atleastsomeonefollowedprotocol.

Oh!

Oh,it'sthere!

SmokeiscomingoutofLuke'sstupidsuitcase.

Likehisoldman,Lukeisamagician.

I'mtakinglessonsfromsomeguymydadfoundonline.

Hecamepersonallyrecommendedfromtheguywhoruns

TheWarlockConferenceupinModesto.

Ocupad,bigguy.

Findanotherfoxhole.

*Thisishowwelearntosing

*Whocangoupherewithme?

Camtookajobteachingmusicatthelocalmiddleschool.

Yeah,hisfirstdayistomorrow.

I'mexcitedforme,

butI'mprobablymoreexcitedforthestudents

becauseagreatteacherisagift.

Hasn'tstartedyet.

Ihavetotipmyhattomyhighschoolmusicteacher...

Arealforceofnature

whowasalsothedefensivecoordinatorforthefootballteam

andsupervisedcalfbirthingfortheanimalhusbandryclub.

DorisOlson.Greatlady.

Lady.

*Thisishow...welearntosing

*Thisishow...welearntosing

Ay,Jay,I'mgoingtomissyou.

It'sonenight.

No,Idon'twanttobewithoutyou,

notevenonenightinmywholelife.

WhatcanImakeyou?

Howaboutalittleroomonmysideofthebed?

Imean,Ishouldn'tcomplain.Mywife'saknockout.But...

she'satthatplaceinherpregnancy

where,she's,youknow...ample.

Andthesnoring.

Iswearinthelastultrasound,thebabywaslikethis...

SoIshouldbehomeaboutnoontomorrow.

Whodrankallthecoffee?

Oh,I,uh,Ihadquiteabitofthat.

Youknow,Ihaven't,um,beensleepingtoowell.

There'sactuallyafunnystoryaboutwhat'scausingthat.

Mom,I'mfullyawareofthechangesyourbodyisgoingthrough,

andthatnasalstuffinessisverycommonduringpregnancy,

butwegotacrisisinthishouse.

You'vebeensnoring.ButIgotyouthesenasalstrips.

Inthecommercial,

theoldman'sangryredsoundwavesturnagentleblue.

-SoI'mlikeanoldman?

-No!

Likeadogthen?

Apig?

Whatisit,Manny?

I'manoldman,adog,orapig?

Jay,helpmeouthere.You'veheardit.

Idon'tknowwhattheboy'stalkingabout.

IfthisisaglimpseofteenageManny,Idon'tloveit.

Havealittlerespectforyourbeautifulmother.

Thankyou,Jay.

You'reright.Sorry,mom.

And,Jay,

HaveagreattriptoSanFrancisco.

Okay,Lily'sdrop-offtimeisbetween8:

45and8:

50,

soyoushouldbefinetogetworkby9.

Hereisherchecklistforherbackpack.

Oh,Ihavethiswholethingplanned.

Okay,I'mgonnawalkin,takeoffmyjacket,

andsay,"Herecomestreble."

Bigswingonthefirstday.

Pleasedon'ttampdownmyenthusiasm.

Okay,whatelse?

Oh!

Thedimmercameinfortheswitch,

soIwantyoutocalltheelectrician,butnotBrad.

Remember?

Wehadaproblemwithhimlasttimeaboutthebilling.

Hewantedhisnameabovethetitle?

Hewantedhisnameabovethetitle?

Yes,you'vedonethatjokebefore.Socute.Sofunny.

Whatelse?

Oh!

LilyneedstogetapresentforGio'sbirthdayparty.

Anddon'tbethrownbytheinvitation.

Itisapiratesparty,notapilatesparty.

Nowsit.Iwannatalkjuiceboxes.

Cam.Cam,Iknowwhat'shappeninghere.

You'refeelingveryanxiousaboutyourfirstdayatwork,

Andyou'refocusingthatanxietyonmydaywithLily.

Really?

AreyousureI'mnot

completelyconfidentaboutmyfirstday

becauseit'sgonnabeahomerun.

AndIamworriedaboutyoubecauseyou'retakingon

alittlebitmoreoftheLilyload?

Don'tbescared,sweetie.Mwah!

She'snotscared!

Whatareyoudoing?

-Justcallmeifyouneedme.-Iwon't!

Andthankyouformanagingmyexpectationstoday.

Notnecessary.

Isawyoupracticingabowlastnight.

Thatwasjustinfun.

Youknow,Ihighlydoubtsometeenagersaregonna

throwrosepetalsatmyfeet.

ButIwouldn'tbesurprised

ifIgotslow-clappedoutofmyfirstclass.

Wrong.

Iamthinking.

Ifyouwerethinking,

youwouldn'thaveSeattleasthecapitalofWashington.

It'sSpokane.

Sure,whichmakesthe11thpresidentoftheUnitedStates

Sure,whichmakesthe11thpresidentoftheUnitedStates

"Jamesk.Pslk."

Okay,Alex,stop.

I'mtryingtofigurethisout.

Buzz.Time'sup,dummy.It'sOlympia.

Makesureyousoundoutthebigscarywords.

Mom,something'sonmymind,andit'sreallybotheringme.

Yeah,it'sreallybotheringme,too,

ButIthinkit'sgonnaberich,

sowebetterbenicetoit.

Iwannaquitmagic.

What?

I'mnotreallyinterestedanymore,

butIdon'tthinkdad'sgonnabehappy.

Oh,sweetheart.Don'tworryaboutdisappointingyourfather.

Heonlywantsyoutodoitifyouwannadoit.

Tellyouwhat.Iwilltalktodad--

Whoa!

Talktodad?

Thatsoundsserious.

Don'tdodrugs.

Stayinschool.

Lukewantstoquitmagic.

That'snothappening.

Well,seeyouguysatdinner.

Sweetheart,don'tyouevenwanttotalkaboutthis?

What'stotalkabout?

Thekid'sanatural.

Hehaseverything--

thehands,thepatter,theoutfits.

Okay,let'splaythisout.

Evenifheisoneinamillion,

what'sourbestcasescenariohere?

Hebecomes,what...

Aprofessionalmagician!

Honey,theboyhasagift.

Youwannajustthrowthataway?

Idon'tthinkit'saboutthrowingitaway.

Ithinkit'saboutyoupushinghim--

Don'tIgetasayinanyofthis?

I'msorryIdon'tlikemagicasmuchasyou,

butIdon't.

Thisisn'taboutmagic.

No,it'saboutmylifeandyoucontrollingit.

Look,youmadeacommitment.Youwillhonorthatcommitment.

Ugh!

Ihateithere!

Luke!

Allright,youngladiesandgentlemen,

ifIcanhaveyourattention,please.

Let'ssettledown

andlet'ssayatemporarygood-byetoyourneighbor

andtolifeasyouknowit,becauseherecomestreble.

That'sright,myfriends,wegottreble,

RighthereatFranklinmiddle.

I'mCameronT.,andthatrhymeswith"G,"

Andthatstandsfor"Goodmorning"!

Huh?

Yes!

Lovetheenthusiasm.

Goahead.Firstquestion.

When'sMr.Namagachicomingback?

Okay,Mr.Namagachiisn'tcomingback,

ButthereissomebodythatI'dliketointroduceyouto.

Don'tknowthatyouproymet.

She'sagoodfriendofmine,

andshegoesbythenameof"Music."

Andsometimesmyfriendmusiccanbeshy.

Sometimesshecanbeangry!

Sometimesshecanbeplayful.

Andsometimesshecanbedownrighta-funky!

Trainwreck.

There'snowayheranthispastMitchell.

Daddyalwaysparksinthebackoftheschool.

Iknow,sweetie,but,uh,

thosespotswerealltaken.

Becausewe'relate?

No,we're,like,aminutelate,andthat's'causeoftraffic.

AndbecauseItippedover.

Youdidn'tsnapmycarseatright.

Okay,well,itcertainlydidn'thurtyourmemoryany.

Allright,here'syourlunch.

Youspilledit!

Oh!

Whyisthetopopen?

Daddyalwayszipsitforme.

Maybeyoushouldzipit.

Iheardthat.

Sowithjustafewmoreminutesleft--

-Mr.Namagachi---usedtoworkhere,

buthegotfired,okay?

Sonowlet'sformanorchestra

madeupofmyfavoriteinstruments--

yourbeautifulbodies.

Gettin'creepy.

Okay,soyouguysaregonnabemy,uh,tableslappers.

You'remybassline.

Okay,andyou'regonnabemouthtrumpetersinthebackwiththemelody.

Okay,nowlet'sbringitalltogether.

One,two,three.

Thebasslineisalittle--alittlesofter.

Okay,louderwiththemouthtrumpets.

Okay.Great.Well,thankyousomuch.

And,um,Ithoughtitwasagreatfirstday.

AndIlovethegive-and-take,everyone.

And,um...

And,um...

Hey,dad.How'sFrisco?

Mymeetingsendedearly.

Ididn'tevenhavetospendthenight.

Anddon'tsay"Frisco."

Theyhateitwhenyoucallit"Frisco."

Howdoyouknowwhattheyhate?

You'vebeentheretwotimesinyourlife.

Anyway,Ihaven'tsleptinaweek.

Gloria'ssnoringlikeawaterbuffalo.

Aw.Well,she'spregnant.It'suncomfortable.

What,sheputon15?

20?

25?

30?

We'renotdoingthisagain.HowdoIbringitup?

Well,forstarters,youdon't.

Yousuckitup.

Dad,yourhotwife

whowaslearningtowalkwhenyouwere30yearsold,

ispregnantwithababyyouconceived

doingsomethingmostmenwouldkilltodo.

-I'mjustsotired.-It'sasmallsacrifice

comparedtowhatshe'sgoingthrough.Poorthing,

whatwiththeextra...30?

35?

40?

45?

We'redone.

Allright,herewego.How'sthis?

That'snotthekindweget.

Okay.

Hello?

Hey,Cam.

Justcheckinginonmeagain?

Yeah.JustwantedtoseeifyougotLily.

Yeah,we're--we'rejust--we'reatthegrocerystore,

havingagreattime.

Oh.Yeah.Anyquestionsaboutthe...

aboutthegrocerylist?

No,we'rejustpickingupthegranola.

Sohowwasit?

Howwasthebigdebut?

Wasitacomfortableridearoundtheschoolyard

ontheshouldersofthechildren?

Well,Istoodanddelivered.

Thankyouforsarcasticallyasking.

Yeah.

Okay,didyoucalltheelectricianaboutthedimmer?

Yes.Yeah.

Yeah,I'montheotherlinewithhimrightnow.

Oh,well,Ishouldprobablyletyougo.

KeepyoureyeonLily.Shehasatendencytowanderoff.

Cam...Uh,wh-wh--I'm--I'mtotallycapableof...

-Youlosther,didn'tyou?

-No.No,no,no,no.

No,sheisrightnexttome.Hi,honey.

Icanhearitinyourvoice.Lookinthedairycase.

Cam,doyouhonestlythinkthatIwouldlose...

thedoorsdon'tpull.Theyslide.

Youneversawme.

Thankyouverymuch.

Look,um,Ithoughtaboutit,

andifyoureallywantto,youcanquitmagic.

Youjusthavetodoonethingfirst--

executetheButler'sescape.

ItgoeswithoutsayingthattheButler'sescape

isoneofthemostchallengingfeatsofescapology

anillusionistcanperform.

It's--it'sbased,ofcourse,onthewell-knownstory

oftheEarlofFlanning'smanservantPercy,

who