经典美剧《老友记》第五季第十六集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第五季第十六集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

-Whatareyouguysdoingup?

-Finishingthecrossword.

Doyouknowasix-letterwordfor"red"?

Darkred.

Wrong,butthere'saconnect-the-dotsinhereforyoulater.

Hey,howaboutmaroon?

Yes!

Youaresosmart!

Youguysaresocute.

Iknow.

Seeyouinthemorning.

Ilovedoingcrosswordpuzzleswithyou.

Metoo.

Nowlet'sfinishthisandgotobed.

Onlyoneleft.

Three-letterword.Notdog,but....

Cat.

Youaresosmart!

Iloveyou.

Iloveyoutoo.

TheOnewiththeCop

rainystar压制iPod-MP4

Westillneedatip.

Allright.Holdon.

Igotit.

Nickel.

-Howmuchdoweneed?

-Coupleofbucks.

Okay,dime.

Youguyskeeptalking.Thiscouldtakeawhile.

Wait,lookit!

Thisisapolicebadge!

Cool.Butwhywouldacopcomeinhere?

Theydon'tservedoughnuts.

Couldyoudiscoverthebadgeagain?

Icandobetterthanthat.

Ibetsomebody'smissingthatbadge.

Ishouldtakeitback.Butatthepolicestation...

...I'llchecktheir10MostWantedList.

Myfriend'sbeennumber11forever.Thiscouldbeheryear!

-Hey,youguys.-Hey,Joey.

Isthatmysweatshirt?

Yes,itis.I'msorry.Iwascold.Ihopeit'sokay.

It'sjustthatifyouwearsomeone'ssweatshirt...

...shouldn'titbeyourboyfriend's?

AndI'mnothim.

I'msorry.I'llgiveitback.

It'sgonnabeallsmellinglikeMonica.

DoIsmellbad?

Yousmelllikeameadow.

I'msorry.

What'swithhim?

ThelasttimeJoeywenttoameadowhismotherwasshotbyahunter.

LookwhatIfound.It'sapolicebadge.

What'sthatdoinghere?

Idon'tseeanydoughnuts.

Copsanddoughnuts.Comeon.

IfChandlerhadsaidityou'dallbeonthefloor.

Cops,doughnuts?

Me?

Istilldon'tknow.

IwanttomakesureIboughttherightcouch,onethatsays...

..."Kidswelcomehere,"butthatalsosays...

..."Comeheretome."

What?

Yousaythattokids?

The"Comeheretome"is,youknow,fortheladies.

Ross,honey,it'sanicecouch,it'snotamagiccouch.

Well,youpickedagreatcouch.

-Signhere,please.-Sure.

Thedeliverychargeisalmostasmuchasthecouch!

That'sridiculous.Helivesthreeblocksaway.

I'lltakeitmyself.Thankyou.

Allright,Rach,comeon.Let'sgo.

Areyoukidding?

Comeon.It'sonlythreeblocks.It'snotveryheavy.Tryit.

Oh,Icandoit.

Youtwowillreallyenjoythatcouch.

We'renottogether.

Somethingdidn'tquiteaddupthere.

What'sthatsupposedtomean?

Well,you.Her.

Imean,she'svery...

...youknow.

Andyou're,like...

...youknow?

Notthatit'sanyofyourbusiness,butwedidgoout.

Really?

Youtwo?

Idon'twanttodothisnow.I'mcarryingaheavycouch.

Thentellhimquickly.

Fine.Wewentout.

Notonlydidwegoout...

...wedidit298times!

Youkeptcount?

Youaresuchaloser!

Aloseryoudiditwith298times!

Excuseme,ma'am.Youcan'tputyourcigaretteoutonatree.

Yeah,Ican.Itworkedwell.

Butyoushouldn't.Sodon'teverdothatagain.

Iwon't.TillIhavemynextcigarette.

Holdit!

N.Y.P.D.Freeze,punk!

That'sright.Youaresobusted.

Bookthem.

-Whoareyoutalkingto?

-Saveit,red!

Apologizetothetreeorspendthenightintheslammer.

Iamnotapologizingtoatree.

YouapologizetothetreerightnoworIamcallingforbackup.

Backup!

Backup!

I'msorry!

Sorry!

Okay,cancelbackup!

Cancelbackup!

Didn'tyousaytherewasanelevatorinhere?

Yes,Idid,butthereisn't.Herewego!

Don'tyouthinkweshouldrethinkthewholehiringmoversthing?

Noway.They'rearip-off.

Theycheckoutyourstuffandcomebacklaterandstealit.

-It'strue.IsawitonDateline.-Oh，IloveDateline.

JanePauleyistheonewomanIwouldkiss.

-There'sjustsomethingabouther.-Rach,canweconcentrate?

Yeah,fine.Ilistenedtoyourdumbstory.

Okay,goleft.

Left.Left.

Okay,youknowwhat?

There'snomoreleftleft.

Liftitstraightupoveryourhead.

Straightup.Youcandoit!

Youcandoit!

Okay.Yougotit?

-Go,go.-Good,good.

Yougotit,right?

Yougotit,right?

Yougot

Anychanceyouthinkitlooksgoodthere?

Thisguywasall:

AndI'mall,"Buffay!

Homicide!

"

Itwasjustsocool!

-Youweresupposedtotakeitback.-I'mhavingfundoinggooddeeds.

Youcangetarrestedforimpersonatingapoliceofficer.

Youcouldgetarrestedrightnow!

I'dbettertakeitback.I'mtotallydrunkwithpower.

Yeah.Ididn'tknowyouguyswouldbehere.

-Domeafavor.Tastethis.-What?

Why?

It'sokay,Joe,she'satrainedchef.

Actually,IwaslookingforPhoebe.

Well,youjustmissedher.

Wasthather?

-Igottago.-Joey,waitaminute.Wait.

-Whatiswithyou?

-Nothing.

You'reactingstrange.

Allright.Thereissomething.

Ikindofhadadream.

ButIdon'twanttotalkaboutit.

WhatifMartinLutherKinghadsaidthat?

Ikindofhaveadream.

Idon'twanttotalkaboutit.

Look,itinvolvedMonica.

YouhadadreamaboutthegirlI'mseeing?

Cool.

Idreamtaboutthegirlshewasseeing.

Let'stalkaboutyourdream.Iloveyou.Yourdream?

Therewasnosex.Ihaven'tdreamtofherlikethat...

...sinceIfoundoutaboutyoutwo.Moreorless.

Whatwasthedreamabout?

Youweremygirlfriend.Weweredoingthecrosswordpuzzle.

Likeyoudidlastnight.

That'sit.I'minlovewithMonica.I'llmoveout.

Joey,comeon.Thatdoesn'tmeanyou'reinlovewithme.

Itdoesn't?

Itcouldmeananything.Like...

...you'rejealousthatI'vebecometheapartmentstud.

Soundslikeyourdream.

OritcouldmeanyousawChandlerandmebeingcloseandstuff...

...andyouwantthattoo.

InthedreamIdidenjoythecloseness.

Ifthat'swhatitwas,that'dbegreat.Iwouldn'thavetomove.

AreyouattractedtoMonica?

Righthere,rightnow,areyouattractedtoher?

-Notreally.-Thereyouhaveit!

Well,sure!

I'mjustwearingsweats!

Butthat'sgood!

You'renotinlovewithme.Youjustwantagirlfriend.

It'snotjustaboutgettingagirlfriend.

Icouldgetagirlfriend.Wecouldsitanddocrosswordpuzzles.

Butcouldwehavetheclosenesslikeyouhave?

MonicaandIwerefriendsbeforewedated.Maybethat'sit.

Friendsfirst?

That'sinteresting.

-Youbecomefriendsafter?

-No,neverdonethateither.

Doyouguyshaveatapemeasure?

Yeah.It'sactuallyinmybedroom.

That'sright.

What'sup,Joey?

Howyoudoing?

Excuseme.Isthisyourcar?

Don'tparkhere.You'reblockingtheentrance.

Don'tworry.It'snotaproblem.

It'saproblemforme,soit'saproblemforyou,becauseI'macop.

Soaml.

完了

Okay.Soyou'reacop.Youcanparkanywhere.

Iknow,becauseI'macoptoo.

Keepupthegoodwork.10-4.

Wait.So,whatprecinctareyouwith?

I'mwiththe57th.

-IknowaguyinHomicideupthere.-I'minVice.

Infact,I'mundercoverrightnow.I'mawhore.

WhoelseisinVicethere?

Doyouknow...

...Sipowicz?

Sipowicz?

Idon'tthinkso.

Yeah.Sipowicz.Yeah.Bigguy,kindofbald.

Idon'tknowhim.

Don'ttrytocallhim.He'snotthere.He'sout.

Hispartnerjustdied.

TellSipowiczI'mrealsorryforhisloss.

Isurewill.Takecare.

Bytheway,I'msureSipowiczwillbeallright.

IheardthatkidfromSilverSpoonsisreallygood.

Where'dyoufindmybadge?

CouldyougivemeandRossahandmovinghiscouch?

I'dloveto,butIgotactingclass.Butyouknowwhat?

IguessIcouldblowthatoff.Foryou.

Letmeaskyousomething.IwastalkingwithMonicaandChandler.

Boy,theyarereallytight.

Iknow.

That'snotabadsituationtheygotthere.

ThinkI'llgetmeoneofthose.

What'sup,Joe?

IthinkMonicaandChandleraresogreat...

...becausetheywerefriendsfirst.

SoIaskedmyself,whoaremyfriends?

YouandPhoebe.

Isawyoufirst,so....

-Whatareyousaying?

-MaybeyouandIcrankitupanotch.

Youknow,honey...

...asflatteredasIam...

...thatyousawmefirst...

...Ijustdon'tthinkweshouldbecrankinganythingup.

I'lltreatyourealnice.

Yeah.Well,youknow....

Ithinkit'sagreatideatobecomefriendswithsomeonebeforeyoudate.

Butthewayyoudoitisyoumeetsomeone,becometheirfriend...

...buildafoundation,thenaskthemoutonadate.

Don'thitonyourexistingfriends.

Won'tthattakelonger?

Oh,butonceyoufindit...

...it'ssoworththewait.

Iunderstand.

Good.

Man,IwishIsawPhoebefirst.

Comeheretome.

No,no.Youcomeheretome.

-Ibroughtreinforcements.-Great!

YoubroughtJoey?

Thenextbestthing.

YoubroughtChandler?

ThenextbestthingwouldbeMonica!

Iwouldbeoffended,butMonicaisfreakishlystrong,so....

Idrewasketchofhowwe'lldoit.

Rach,that'syou.

That'sthecouch.

What'sthat?

That'sme.

Certainlythinkalotofyourself.

No.That'smyarm.

Isee.Ithoughtyoujustreally,reallylikedyournewcouch.

Justfollowmylead.

Comeon,Chandler.

-Allright.-Okay.

Herewego.

Allright.Ready?

Turn!

Turn!

Turn!

-Idon'tthinkwecanturnanymore!

-Idon'tthinkit'llfit!

Yeah,itwill.Comeon!

Up,up,up!

Up!

Yes!

Herewego!

Pivot!

Pivot!

Pivot!

Pivot!

Pivot!

Pivot!

Shutup!

Shutup!

Shutup!

Idon'tthinkit'llpivotanymore.

Youthink?

Allright,let'sbringitbackdownandtryagain.

Ithinkit'sreallystucknow.

-Ican'tbelievethatdidn'twork.-Iknow.Meneither.

Imean,youhadasketch.

Whatdidyoumeanwhenyousaid"pivot"?

Man,Icannotfigurethisout.

Yeah,becauseit'snot1985.

Youguys,guesswhat?

Iditchedacop.

-What?

-Whatdoyoumean?

Hecaughtmeusinghisbadgeandhetriedtobustme.

Damnrealcops!

Howfardidhechaseyou?

Well,hedidn'treally.Hejustpickeduphisbadgeandstoodthere.

Maybewe'llseeyouonWorld'sMostBoringPoliceChases.

-Whydidyourun?

-Ihadto.

Youknow,impersonatingacopislikeaClassEfelony.

Twotofouryearsminimum.Iamnotgoingbacktothathellhole.

IfIcanjustgetittopivot...

...we'llbebackontrack.

-Rach,canIgetsome