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You'
reright.Thatwasn'
tcomedy.Butyouknowwhatis?
MalcolmintheMiddle.AsamatteroffactItaughtFrankMunizeverythingheknows.
Sureyoudid,Mr.Dig.
Oh,youkidsaresocynicaltoday.It'
satragedy.It'
slikeoneofShakespeare'
sgreatestplays:
RomeoandJulietwhichyouhavejustvolunteeredyourselftoread.
Great.
Andwho'
llbemyRomeotoday?
HowaboutMr."
IsClassOver'
CausetheTeacher'
sDead"
?
(flybuzzing)
Ethan,thatmeansyou.
Youknow,foradeadguy,you'
rekindofmean.
Now,gotoyourproverbialcornersandcomeoutacting!
DoeslifegetbetterthanalovescenewithEthanCraft?
"
Romeo,Romeo,whereforeartthou,Romeo?
(Renaissancemusicplaying)
Romeo,Romeo,whereforeartthou,Romeo?
Romeo?
FRANKIE:
Butsoftwhatlightthroughyonderwindowbreaks?
ItistheEast,andyouarethesun."
(birdschirping)
(applause)Thisisofficiallymyall-timefavoriteplay.
Hey,Frankie...how'
dyougetoutoftheTV?
(windhowling)
-----------THEMESONG-----------
*Ifyoubelieve**We'
vegotapicture-perfectplan**We'
vegotyoufooled**'
Causeweonlydothebestwecan**Andsometimeswemakeit**Andsometimeswefakeit**Butwegetonestepclosereachandeveryday**We'
llfigureitoutontheway.MIRANDA:
Youguys,there'
sthistotallycrazyrumorgoingonthatFrankieMunizishereandhavinglunchwithLizzie.
Shemakesitsoundlikeitcouldneverhappen.
KID:
Aw,gee,thanks,Frankie.Cool.
Hey,Iheardthat,too.
Hewasindramaclass.HecametovisitMr.Dig.
GORDO:
TheyreadRomeoandJuliet.Itwaskindofmovie-of-the-week-ish.Uh,butstill,verycool.
MIRANDA:
So,uh...howwasyour,uh,summer?
Well,Ifinishedshootingmyseriesreadafewmoviescriptsandboughtacar.(rockmusicplays)
Whataboutyouguys?
Um,well,I-I,um...
Well,Istartedto,uh...
Ibrokemytoe.(drumroll)
Gordo.
What?
Idid.Itwasmybigtoe.Ihadtogotothehospital.Itwasverytraumatic.
(nervouslaugh)
Atleastsomethingmorethan"
Uh-um"
happenedtome.
So,um,whatareyoudoinghere?
Yeah,itcan'
tbebecauseofGordo'
sexciting"
bigtoe"
story.
I'
mintowntoshootaTVmovie,andIthoughtI'
dswingbyandseemyoldfriend,Mr.Dig.Hey,I'
vegottorunbacktomyhoteltodoaninterview(toLIZZIE)but,uh...maybeyouandIcangooutsometime.
Thisisthepartwherethealarmclockalwaysgoesoff.(loudringing)
Uh,Lizzie...Frankiejustaskedyouout.
EvenIdidn'
tseethatonecoming.Thatbeatsmy"
storybyamile.
So,uh,Lizzie,howaboutit?
Wanttogooutwithme?
Imean,IknowIplayakindofdorkyguyonTVbutI'
mnotreallylikethat.Well...Iamsittinghere,askingsomeoneoutIjustmetandyou'
rejuststaringatme.SomaybeI'
mabiggerdorkthanIplayonTV?
mjustgoingtogocrawlunderarocknow.Really,I'
mfine.
N-N-No,just...justgiveherasec.I-Idon'
tthinksheuh,heardthequestion.
Lizzie,uh,areyouokay?
Uh...I-I-I'
mfine.Um...Idon'
tknow.(girlsclamoring)Pickme!
Me,please,me!
(allbeggingatonce)
ItmustbegoodtobeaTVstar.(girlsclamoring)Ugh...(allshouting):
Frankie!
But...he'
sfamous.
That'
sexactlywhyI'
mnotgoingtodatehim.
We'
refromtwodifferentworlds,justlikeRomeoandJuliet.Andlookhowtheyendedup...!
mimpressed.Youreallyseemtomaketherightdecision.
Whoa,whoawhoa--whendidwecomeupwiththeNo-Dating-Famous-Peoplerule?
It'
snothisfaulthe'
sfamous.Howdoweknowhe'
snotanormalkidlikeoneofus?
Imean,whatdoyoureallyknowabouthimanyway?
Sheknowsitwouldn'
twork.
Exactly.
Butshedoesn'
tevenreallyknowanythingabouttheguy.Youshouldatleastgivehimachance.
JO/SAM:
Whatguy?
Noguy.
Uh,Mr.andMrs.McGuirelet'
sjustsayLizziewasaskedoutbya...famousactor.
Hypotheticallyspeakingofcourse.
Yeah,butshouldn'
tsheatleastgivehimachanceand...gooutwithhim?
SAM:
Absolutelyno.
JO:
Absolutelyyes.
Uh-oh.IjustfoundadisturbanceinTheForce.
llbegoingnow.
Wewill?
Yes.
Oh,right.Wewill,yeah.Okay.Bye.
YouarenotdatingsomecrazyHollywoodtype.
Dad,FrankieMunizisnotcrazy.
MATT:
Malcolm"
askedyouout?
Isthisafterhehithishead...hard?
(scoffs)
IthinkLizzieisoldenoughtoknowwhoshewantstogooutwith.He'
s...he'
stheonefromTV,right?
She'
snotdatingamoviestar.
He'
saTVstar,honey.
tcarewhatyoucallhim--she'
snotdatinghim.
Lizzie,youknownowthatyou'
redatingacelebrityyou'
regoingtoneedanentourage.Youknow,someonetohandleyourmediaandsecurityneeds.(slappingshoulder)I'
mthatguy.Please!
Fine!
Whatever.Okay?
Yes!
llhave,uh,mypeoplecallyourpeople.Waitaminute.Iamyourpeople.Thisissocool!
s14yearsold.You'
vegottolethergrowupalittlebit.
Mom,Dad,itdoesn'
tmatteranyway.IalreadytoldFrankieno.(sighs)
Oh.
(chuckling)Yousee?
There'
snothingtoworryabout.(doorbellrings)
llgetit.Hey.Whatareyoudoinghere?
CanIjusttalktoyouforasecond?
ThenIpromiseI'
llgobealosersomewhereelse.
Okay.
SoIcantalktoyou?
Yes!
(bothchuckling)
Ijustthoughtifwecouldhangoutalittleyou'
dbetakenwithmyquirkybrandofcharm.
(laughs)
So,isitworking?
CanIcomein?
HowmanytimesdoesopportunityhavetoknockbeforeIanswer?
Yeah,youcan.(frontdoorcloses)
Mom,Dadthisis,um...
Hey,uh,mindifIcallyou"
F"
Uh,MattMcGuire.YoucanjustcallmeMattMcGuire.I'
mtheheadofLizzie'
sentourage.Ifyouneedanythinganythingatall,justletmeknow.(clickstongue)
Youguyslooknothingalike.
LIZZIE/MATT:
Thankyou.
Hi,Frankie,nicetomeetyou.
LizzieIthoughtyoutoldhimno.(toFRANKIE)Imean,uh,it'
sapleasuretomeetyouFrankie.(pennywhistletoots)
Tween."
T-W-E-E-N.It'
stheagebetweenachildandateenager.
snotaword.
Oh,it'
saword...andaquadruplewordscore.Goodone,Lizzie.(clickstongue)
Igloo?
Thatlooksnothinglikeanigloo.
Yes,itdoes.
Itlookslikeaturtle.
Andturtleslooklikeigloos.
SilentGreenispeople!
Uh,Mr.McGuire...it'
syourline.
Oh.IthoughtIwasatree.
Thatwasthewarm-upexercise.
Youknowwhat?
IthinkI'
mgoingtogoupstairsandsawsomelogs.Getit?
Tree?
Logs?
(forcedchuckle)
Night,sweetie.
Night.
Night,honey.Honey,it'
sgettinglate.
Yeah.It'
sgettingpastmybedtime.Okay,Idon'
thaveabedtimebutIpromisedmymomI'
dbebackby9:
00.
Ihopeweseeyouagainrealsoon,Frankie.
Yeah,me,too.
Me,three!
So,Ihadagreattime.AndIwaswithmyfamily.That,like,neverhappens.
See?
Hangingoutwithmewasn'
tsocompletelyterrible.
Notcompletely.(bothchuckle)
So,whatabouttomorrow?
CanIseeyouagain?
Oh,actually,IwassupposedtomeetMirandaandGordoattheDigitalBean.Youshouldmeetusthere.
Soundsgreat.I'
llbethere.[kissesLIZZIEonthecheek]Goodnight,Lizzie.
Night.(sighs)Trygreatnight.(shutterclicks)
Wow.Okay,newsspreadsfast.Everyone'
stalkingaboutFrankieshowingupinyourclassyesterday.
Iwisheveryonewouldstopstaring.It'
snotlikeI'
mthefamousone.
refamousbyassociation.That'
swhatyougetforhangingoutwithTVstars.
Well,Mirandawastotallyright.Frankieissonormalandhe'
sreallycute.(giggling)
So,uh,whenishemeetingus?
tknow.Hewassupposedtobehere,like,tenminutesago.Ooh,Ihopehedidn'
tgetlost.
Hey,Lizzie,doyouknowthatguy?
Isn'
titkindofdarktobewearingsunglasses?
Guys,that'
sFrankie.Frankie,overhere!
(screaming)
TOONLIZZIE:
Oh,Ibetthat'
swhyhe'
swearingadisguise.
Wehavetogohelphim!
Excu....Move!
(groans)(gasps)
GODO:
Wecan'
tgothrough.Howaboutwegounder?
Butthesearenewpants.
MirandaFrankieisstuckinthere.
Igothim!
Oh,you'
renotFrankie.Ow,ow....(splat)(gasps)
Okay.Eww,eww,Ihatefamouspeople.
(gasps)Oh!
Thatcannotbegood.
(groans)Okay,nowwhat?
Okaysincewecannotgounderwe'
rejustgoingtohavetogothrough.We'
llformahumanchainandthat'
showwe'
llgethimout.
Oh,isthatall?
Move!
(grunting)
LARRY:
Whoo!
(chuckles):
Thankyou,guys.Itwasreallygettinghotinthere.Ididn'
tthinkIwasgoingtomakeitoutalive.Hey,IgotFrankie'
sautograph!
Wehavetosavehim!
Thisisallmyfault.