老友记笔记112TheOneWiththeDozenLasagnes.docx

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老友记笔记112TheOneWiththeDozenLasagnes

TheOneWiththeDozenLasagnes

WrittenbyJeffreyAstrof,MikeSikowitz,AdamChase&IraUngerleider

TranscribedbyJimandTracyLambers

MinoradditionsandadjustmentsbyDanSilverstein

112十二碗面条

大家一个接一个哼起了电视剧《两个离婚男人》里的主题曲。

莫妮卡帮西尔婶婶做了十二碗烤奶酪肉馅面条，对方不满意，因为他们都是素食主义者。

保路和瑞秋计划首次同去度周末。

保路对菲比毛手毛脚，导致和瑞秋关系破裂。

菲比做出全世界最好吃的葡萄干麦片小甜饼给瑞秋吃，并告诉她噩耗。

乔伊和钱德去买新桌子，为选哪一张争执不下；最后，他们买了一张足球桌；

莫妮卡玩起足球机来威风八面。

卡萝得知了腹中胎儿的性别，但罗斯坚持要遵从自然规律、等婴儿降生才晓得……其他人都先他知道了

[Scene:

CentralPerk,everyoneisthere.Rossworkingoncrosswordpuzzle,startshummingthemefromTheOddCouple.Chandlerjoinsin,followedbyMonicaandPhoebe,thenthewholegang.RossstartshummingthemefromIDreamOfJeannie.]

crosswordpuzzlen.纵横拼字谜/humv.哼（曲子）/theme[音乐]主题,主题曲,主旋律

Chandler:

No-no-no-no,we'redone我们不唱了.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,Monicaisonthephoneinthekitchen.]

Monica:

AuntSyl,stopyelling!

AllI'msayingisthatifyouhadtoldmevegetarianlasagna,Iwouldhavemadevegetarianlasagna.（pauses,listenstopersononphone）Well,themeat'sonlyeverythirdlayer,maybeyoucouldscrape.

vegetarianlasagna素食千层面/scrapev.刮掉,擦掉

（CameramovestoChandler,Phoebe,Ross,andJoeysittinginlivingroom）

Joey:

Ross,didyoureallyreadallthesebabybooks?

Ross:

Yup!

Youcouldplunkmedowninthemiddleofanywoman'suterus,nocompass,andIcanfindmywayoutoftherelikethat!

（snapsfingers）

plunkvt.砰砰地弹,砰地投掷/plunkdownv.突然落下,付给to推入/uterus（=womb）n.子宫/compassn.指南针,圆规,范围（beyondthecompassofthehumanmind）/snapv.发出断裂声或尖利声,啪地一声关上或打开（snapshut）;厉声说（snaporders）;猛咬（Thedogsnappedatherankles）;拍照/snapfinger打响指/Youcouldplunkmedowninthemiddleofanywoman’suterus,nocompass,andIcanfindmywayoutoftherelikethat:

tosettle（oneself）intoposition

Phoebe:

Ooh,thisiscool...itsaysinsomepartsoftheworld,peopleactuallyeattheplacenta胎盘.（Joeygrimaces扮苦相）

Chandler:

And,we'redonewith（完毕）theyogurt吃不下优格酸奶了.（Setsyogurtdownontable）

Phoebe:

（softly）Sorry.（CamerapansbacktoMonica,stillonphone）

panv.摇镜头,（为拍摄全景或动景）向左或向右移动（摄象机）

Monica:

AuntSyl,Ididthisasafavor,Iamnotacaterer.Whatdoyouwantmetodowithadozenlasagnas?

（listenstoAuntSylonphone,looksshocked）Nicetalk,AuntSyl.（inNewYorkaccent）YoukissUncleFreddiewiththatmouth?

caterv.（+for）a.供应伙食b.迎合,满足（Televisionprogrammescateringforalltastes）/caterern.包办伙食者,（尤）指备办宴会者

（Camerapansbacktogroupinlivingroom）

Joey:

HeyRoss,listen,youknowthatrightnow,yourbaby'sonlythisbig?

（measuresabout2incheswithhisthumbandindexfinger食指）Thisisyourbaby.（inbaby-likevoice）HiDaddy!

Ross:

（waves）Hello!

Joey:

（inbaby-likevoice）Howcomeyoudon'tlivewithMommy?

（pause;showsRosslessthanamused决不被逗笑）HowcomeMommyliveswiththatotherlady?

（pause;Rossstilllookslessthanamused;Joeysmiling）What'salesbian?

（playfullyhitsRoss玩笑使Ross笑了）

（RachelenterswithPaolo,speakingItalian.Rosslooksannoyed苦恼的）

Rachel:

Honey,youcansayit,Poconos,Poconos,it'slikePoc-o-nos（touchingPaolo'snosewithforefingerwitheachsyllable）

forefinger（=indexfinger）n.食指/syllablen.音节eg:

Tablehastwosyllables

Paolo:

Ah,poke（PaolotouchesRachel'snose）a（touchesnoseagain）nose,mmm（theyrubnoses,thenkissesher）

Joey,Chandler,andRoss:

（sittinginlivingroom,imitatingPaolo）Mma,Mma,Mmaah

（CamerapanstoRachel,Monica,andPhoebeinthekitchen）

Monica:

So,didIhearPoconos?

Rachel:

Yes,mysister'sgivingusherplacefortheweekend.

Phoebe:

Woo-hoo,firstweekendawaytogether!

Monica:

Yeah,that'sabigstep.

Rachel:

Iknow...

（CamerapanstoRoss,lookingdejected）

Chandler:

（toRoss）Ah,it'sjustaweekend,bigdeal!

Ross:

Wasn'tthissupposedtobejustafling,huh?

Shouldn'titbe...（makesflingingmotionswithhands）flungbynow?

flingv.掷,抛,扔,猛烈移动n.掷,抛,扔;一时的放纵行乐（haveaflingaftertheexams）/flungadj.退去/ Wasn’tthissupposedtobejustafling,huh:

acasualorbriefloveaffair

（CamerapansbacktoRachel）

Rachel:

Imean,wearewaypasttheflingthing,Imean,IamfeelingthingsthatI'veonlyreadaboutinDanielleSteelebooks,youknow?

Imean,whenI'mwithhim,I'mtotally,totally...

（CamerapanstoRoss,holdinghisstomach）

Ross:

...nauseous,I'mphysicallynauseous.WhatamIsupposedtodo,huh?

Callimmigration?

（pauses,lookssuddenlyinspired）Icouldcallimmigration!

nausean.恶心,作呕/nauseousadj.恶心的/immigrationn.外来的移民,移居入境to移民局/inspirev.鼓舞,激励;激起,唤起（inspiresbwithconfidence）/inspiredadj.得到灵感的

[Scene:

TheHallway走廊,ChandlerandJoeyleavinggirls'apartment,carryinglasagna.]

Joey:

Ilovebabies,withtheirlittlebabyshoes,andtheirlittlebabytoes,andtheirlittlebabyhands...

Chandler:

Ok,you'regoingtohavetostopthat,forever!

（Joeyopensdoor,throwskeysonkitchentable,tablefallsover脸朝下跌倒）

Joey:

Needanewtable.

Chandler:

Youthink?

[Scene:

CarolandSusan's,there'saknockonthedoorandCarolanswersittoRoss.]

Carol:

Heyhey,comeonin!

（Rossenters,carryinglasagna）

Ross:

Hey,hello!

mmwa!

（kissesCarol）Ibroughtallthebooks,andMonicasendsherlove,alongwith（连同……一起）thislasagna.

Carol:

Ohgreat!

Isitvegetarian,'causeSusandoesn'teatmeat.

Ross:

（pauses）I'mprettysurethatitis...

Carol:

So,Igottheresultsoftheamniotoday.

amnio（=amniocentesis）n.羊膜穿刺术（采取羊水检验决定胎儿性别）

Ross:

（makingflinginggestureswithhands）Oh,tellme,tellme,iseverything,uhh....?

Carol:

Totallyandcompletelyhealthy!

Ross:

Oh,that'sgreat,thatisgreat!

（HugsandkissesCarol.Thenpicksupapictureframe）

Ross:

Hey,whendidyouandSusanmeetHueyLewis?

HuevLewis:

罗斯去看望前妻卡罗尔，在她们家中发现了一张照片，罗斯还以为是和男歌星休伊·刘易斯（HueyLewis）的合影，但结果确是卡罗尔和苏珊的女性朋友坦尼亚。

当后来卡罗尔问罗斯是否想知道孩子的性别时，罗斯仍然在想坦尼亚的男性外表，因此以为卡罗尔在问他是否想知道坦尼亚的性别，赶紧拒绝，因此闹出了笑话。

Carol:

Uh,that'sourfriendTanya.

Ross:

（surprised,chucklingnervously）Ofcourseit'syourfriendTanya.（looksupfrightenedly受惊吓地）

chucklev.抿着嘴轻声地笑

Carol:

Don'tyouwanttoknowaboutthesex?

Ross:

（chucklesnervously）Thesex?

（chuckles）Um,I'mhavingenoughtroublewiththeimageofyouandSusantogether,whenyouthrowinTanya（mimingwashinghair,that'sthebestIcouldthinkof）,yaw...

throwin边线发球to甩入

Carol:

Thesexofthebaby,Ross.

Ross:

Oh,youknowthesexofthebaby?

Oh,oh-oh-oh!

Carol:

Doyouwanttoknow?

Ross:

No,no,no,no,no,Idon'twanttoknow,absolutelynot.Ithink,youknow,Ithinkyoushouldknowuntilyoulookdownthere,andsay,oop,thereitis!

（pauses）Orisn't...

（Susanenters）

Susan:

Oh,helloRoss!

Ross:

Susan...

Susan:

So,so,didyouhear?

Ross:

Yes,wedid,everything'sA-OK!

A-OK<美>极好,妙极,完美的

Susan:

Oh,that'sso...（SusanhugsCarol,theygiggle哈哈地笑,Rossstepsaway让开,走开）Itreallyis...doweknow...?

Carol:

Yes,wecertainlydo,it'sgoingtobe...

Ross:

（flailingarmsinprotest）Oh,heyheyhey,hohoho,hello,guywhodoesn'twanttoknow,standingrighthere!

flailv.用连枷打,打

Susan:

Oh,well,isitwhatwethoughtitwouldbe和我们之前想得一样吗?

Carol:

Mm-hmmm（SusanandCarolhug,giggling.Rossstandsback,reachesout伸出andlightlytaps（轻拍）Susan'sshoulder）

Ross:

Ok,what,what...ok,whatdidwethinkitwasgoingtobe?

CarolandSusan:

It'sa...

Ross:

（interrupts）No,no,noIdon'twanttoknow,don'twanttoknow.Ok,youknow,Ishouldprobably,Ishouldprobablyjustgo.

Carol:

Well,thanksforthebooks.

Ross:

Noproblem,ok,mmmwa（kissesCarol）oh,mmmwa（kissesCarol'sstomach,thenpunches用拳轻打Susan'sshoulder）Susan...（Rossleaves.）

Susan:

Allright,whoshouldwecallfirst,yourfolks父母,orDebandRona?

（intercombuzzerrings）

Carol:

Hello?

Ross:

（onintercom）Uh,nevermind没有关系,不用担心to算了,Idon'twanttoknow.（CarolandSusanlaugh）

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey's, JoeyandChandlerusetheirkneesasatabletosupport支撑thelasagna.]

Chandler:

Ok,soit'sjustbecauseitwasmytable,Ihavetobuyanewone?

Joey:

That'stherule.

Chandler:

Whatrule?

There'snorule,ifanything,youowemeatable!

Joey:

How'dyougettothat?

Chandler:

Well,Ibelievethepieceoffurniturewasfineuntilyourlittlebreakfastadventure（n.冒险）withAngelaDelvecchio

Joey:

Youknewaboutthat?

Chandler:

Well,let'sjustsaytheimpressions（n.压痕,印迹）youmadeinthebutterleftlittletotheimagination（给想象留下了很少的空间,即（通过这些痕迹）便可对这件事情一览无遗）.  

Joey:

Ok,ok,Howaboutifwesplitit（平均分担）?

Chandler:

Whatdoyoumean,like,buyittogether?

Joey:

Yeah

Chandler:

Youthinkwe'rereadyforsomethinglikethat?

Joey:

Whynot?

Chandler:

Well,it'saprettybigcommitment（n.承诺）,Imean,whatifoneofuswantstomoveout?

Joey:

Why,areyoumovingout?

Chandler:

I'mnotmovingout.

Joey:

You'dtellmeifyouweremovingoutright

Chandler:

Yeah,yeah,it'sjustthatwithmylastroommateKip...

Joey:

Aw,IknowallaboutKip!

Chandler:

It'sjustthatweboughtahibachitogether,andthenheranoffandgotmarried,andthingsgotprettyugly.

hibachin.（日本）木炭火盆/runoff走掉to搬走/uglyadj.难看的,丑陋的（既可修饰人也可修饰事）/It’sjustthatweboughtahibachitogether:

aportablebrazier（n.火盆,黄铜匠）thatburnscharcoal（n.木炭）andhasagrill（n.烤架）forcooking

Joey:

Well,letmeaskyousomething,wasKipabetterroommatethanme?

Chandler:

Aw,don'tdothat求你别问

[Scene:

Phoebe'sMassageParlor,Phoebe'sassistantistellingheraboutthechangestoherschedule.]

massagen.按摩v.按摩/parlorn.客厅,会客室,店营业室,业务室（anice-creamparlor）

Phoebe'sAssistant:

We'vegotacouplechangesinyourschedule.Your4:

00herbal（adj.草药的）massagehasbeenpushedbackto（推后至）4:

30andMissSomerfieldcanceledher5:

30shiatsun.（Jap.）〈医〉指压，指压按摩疗法.

We’vegotacouplechangesinyourschedule.Your4:

00herbalmassagehasbeenpushedbackto4:

30andMissSomerfieldcanceledher5:

30shiatsu:

push