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122TheOneWiththeIckFactor

TheOneWiththeIckFactor

122 倒人胃口的约会

瑞秋大做春梦——先是和钱德，第二次天梦见和钱德及乔伊（不过大多数时间是后两人在忙乎），第三个梦终于是和罗斯。

菲比想做兼差赚钱，所以给钱德当秘书。

钱德由此发现同僚们不再像以前那样喜欢他……甚至模仿他讲话的语气取乐。

莫妮卡和二年级生艾森约会，后来方知此君竟然是——高中——二年级生；

她无法接受遂与之分手。

罗斯买了个呼机，以方便卡萝将要分娩时同他联络；

经历多场虚惊之后，他终于收到卡萝的呼叫。

大家赶至医院。

1.22TheOnewiththeIckFactor

Rachelhassexdreams--firstaboutChandler,thenChandlerandJoey,andfinallyaboutRoss.

Phoebelooksforsupplementalincome,andworksparttimeasChandler'ssecretary.

ThisleadstoChandler'sdiscoverthatthepeopleattheofficedon'tlikehimanymore...andtheyevenmimichisuniquewayoftalking.

MonicadatesEthan,ayoungermanwhoturnsouttobeevenyoungerthanshethought;

Shebreaksupwithhimbecauseit'sjusttooicky.

RossgetsabeepersoCarolcanpagehimwhenshegoesintolabor;

Afterseveralfalsealarms,hegetsbeepedfortherealthing,andeveryoneheadstothehospital.

[Scene:

CentralPerk.Everyoneisthere.]

Monica:

Tellhim.

Rachel:

No.

Phoebe:

Tellhim,tellhim.

Monica:

Just...pleasetellhim.

Rachel:

Shutup!

Chandler:

Tellmewhat?

Monica:

Lookatyou,youwon'tevenlookathim.

Chandler:

（sarcastically）Oh,comeontellme.Icoulduseanotherreasonwhywomenwon'tlookatme.

sarcasticallyadv.讽刺地

Rachel:

Allright,allright,allright.Lastnight,Ihadadreamthat,uh,youandI,were...

Phoebe:

Doingitonthistable.（pointsatthetable）

Chandler:

Wow!

Joey:

Exellentdreamscore.

Ross:

Why,why,whywouldyoudreamthat?

Chandler:

Moreimportantly,wasIanygood?

Rachel:

Well,youwereprettydamngood.

Chandler:

Interesting,causeinmydreams,I'msurprisinglyinadequate.（Monicapatshimonhislap）

inadequateadj不能胜任的力不从心/lapn.大腿前部

Rachel:

Well,lastnightyouseemedtoknowyourwayaroundthetable.

Ross:

Iloveit,whenweshare.

（Rossgoesovertothecounter.Chandlerfollowshim.）

Chandler:

You'reokaythere?

Ross:

Ican'tbelieveyoutwohadsexinherdream.

Chandler:

I'msorry,itwasaone-time-thing.Iwasverydrunkanditwassomebodyelse'ssubconscious.

subconsciousadj.潜意识的

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

CentralPerk,continuedfromearlier,Chandlerissittingonthetable.]

Chandler:

HelloRachel.

Rachel:

Getoff.

Phoebe:

（pointsatJoey'spen）Uh,uh,giveme.Canyouseemeoperatingadrillpress?

drillpressn.钻床

Joey:

Idon'tknow.Whatareyouwearing?

（Chandler,MonicaandPhoebelooksathim）

Ross:

Pheebs,whywouldyouwanttooperateadrillpress?

Phoebe:

Justforsomeshort-term-work.Youknow,untilIgetbacksomeofmymassageclients.

Chandler:

Piratesagain?

piraten.海盗盗版

Phoebe:

No,nothinglikethat.Iwasjust...suchadummie.Itaughtthis"massage-yourself-at-home"workshop.Andtheyare.

dummien.大笨蛋/workshopn.讲习班

Joey:

Hey,hey,Chan.Shecouldworkforyou.

Chandler:

（sarcasticly）ThanksJoey,that'sagoodidea.

Phoebe:

What...Icould,Icoulddoit.Whatisit?

Chandler:

Well,mysecretaryisgonnabeoutforacoupleofweeks.Sheishavingoneofherboobsredused.（Rosslooksather.）It'sawholebigboobstory.

Phoebe:

Icouldbeasecretary.

Chandler:

Well,youknowPhoebs.Idon'tknowifit'syourkindathing,becauseitinvolvesalotofbeingnormal.Foralargeportionoftheday.

alargeportionofadv.大部分

Phoebe:

Icoulddothat.

（Ross'sbeepergoesoff）

Rachel:

Whatareyouplayingwith?

Ross:

Oh,it'smynewbeeper.

Joey:

Whatthehelldoesapaleontologistneedabeeperfor?

paleontologistn.古生物学家

Monica:

Isitlikefordinosauremergencies.'Help,comequick,they'restillextinct.'

extinctadj.灭绝的

Ross:

No,it'sforwhenCarolgoesintolabor.ShecangetmewhereverIam.Imean,allshehastodoistodial55-JIMBO.

gointolabor进入分娩

Chandler:

Acoolphonenumber,andapossiblenameforthekid.

Monica:

Allright,I'llseeyouguyslater.（raises）

Rachel:

OfftoseeyoungEthan?

Monica:

Thankyou.

Joey:

HowyoungisyoungEthan?

Young?

Monica:

He's...ourage.

Chandler:

Whenwewere?

Monica:

Okay,he'saseniorincollege.

seniorn.大四

Ross:

College?

Chandler:

Whoa!

Andthismanchildhasnoproblemwithhowoldyouare?

Monica:

No,ofcoursenot.It'snotevenanissue.CauseItoldhimIwas22.

All:

What?

Monica:

Oh,Ican'tpassfor22?

passforv.被称为被看作

Phoebe:

Well,maybe25-26.

Monica:

Iam26.

Phoebe:

Thereyougo.

[Scene:

Chandler'soffice,heandPhoebearetherewhenthephonestartsringing.]

Chandler:

Canyouhearthat?

Phoebe:

（playswithathumbtackremover）Yeah?

thumbtackn.图钉

Chandler:

Seethat'llstopwhenyoupickupthephone.

Phoebe:

Oh.Uh,I'mon.（picksupthephone）

Phoebe:

（withadeepvoice）Mr.Bing'soffice.（Listens）NoI'msorry,he'sinameetingrightnow.

Chandler:

I'mnotinameeting.I'mright...Whoops.

Phoebe:

Willheknowwhatthisisinreferenceto?

（Listens）Andhehasyournumber?

（Listens）Allright,I'llseethathegetsthemessage.Byebye.

inreferencetoadv.关于/seethatv.确保保证

Chandler:

What?

Phoebe:

Rosssayshi.

Chandler:

Ah!

Phoebe:

Thisissofun.Allright,whatdowedonow?

Chandler:

Well,now,Iactuallyhavetogettowork.

Phoebe:

Mostlikely.（raisesandgoestowardthedoor）Okay,I'mgonnabeoutthere.

Chandler:

Okay.

Phoebe:

Allright.Byebye.

Chandler:

Byebye.

（Theintercombuzzes）

Chandler:

（answeringit）Yes?

Phoebe:

Whatareyoudoin'?

Chandler:

Ooh.（leansagainstthedesk）

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandRachelarethere.Monicaisjustfinishingcleaningthewindows.]

Monica:

Ok.Windowsareclean,candelsarelit.Uh,belt'stootight,gottachangethebelt.DidIturnthefish?

（goesovertothekitchentocheckonthedinner）No,causeImadelasagne.（toRachel）AmIoutofcontrol?

Rachel:

Justatouch.Mon,Idon'tunderstand.Imean,you'vebeendatingthisguysincelikehismidterms?

Imean,whyallofthesuddenareyouso...Oh.

justatouchadv.只是一点点/midtermn.期中考试

Monica:

What?

Rachel:

CouldtonightbetheNight?

Monica:

Idon'tknow.Lookhe'sagreatguyandIlovebeingwithhimbut...youknow.Thingshappen,andtheyhappen.Youdon'tplanthesethings.

Rachel:

So,didyoushaveyourlegs?

Monica:

Yeah.

Rachel:

A-ha!

[Scene:

CentralPerk.JoeyandRossarethere.]

Joey:

WouldyouletitgoRoss.Itwasjustadream.Itdoesn'tmean...

（Ross'sbeepergoesoff）

Ross:

Oh,oh.Oh,oh.Ohthisisit.Ohmygodit'sbabytime.Babytime.

Joey:

Allright,relax,relax.Justrelax,justrelax.Becool,becool.

（Rossdialsanumberonhiscellularphone）

cellularphonen.便携式电话

Ross:

（onphone）Yeah,hi,Iwasjustbeeped.（pause）No,Andreisnothere.（toJoey）Thirdtimetoday.（onphone）Yes,I'msure...No,sir.Idon'tperformthosekindofservices.

Joey:

Services?

（Rosslooksathim）Oh,services.

Ross:

（onphone）Yeah,youwant55-JUMBO.Yeah,that'sright.That'sright,JUMBOwithaU,sir.（pause）No,believeme,youdon'twantme.Judgingbyhisnumber,I'dbeahugedisappointment.（pause）Allrightie,byebye.

jumbon.<美>庞然大物/自从有了55-JIMBO的呼机后，Ross经常被别人打错号码问是否提供性服务。

所以他解释中间不是U的字母。

Jumbo是一头名为Jumbo的大象。

它在伦敦展出帮主人赚了不少钱。

也许就是因为这头超大体型的象，在美国，当你走在超市里，一定会注意到不少商品的包装上面印有Jumbo的字。

这不是哪个品牌，而是"超大号"的意思。

（PhoebeandChandlerenter）

Joey:

Hey,hey.Howwasthefirstday?

Phoebe:

Oh,exellent.Everyonewasso,sonice.

Chandler:

See,itpaystoknowthemanwhowearsmyshoes.（JoeyandRosswonderwhathemeans）Me.

payv.对...有利

Phoebe:

No,Ididn'ttellanybodythatIknewyou.

Chandler:

Whynot?

Phoebe:

Oh,because,youknow...theydon'tlikeyou.

Chandler:

What?

!

Phoebe:

Ithoughtyouknewthat.

Chandler:

Noho.Whodoesn'tlikeme?

Phoebe:

Everyone.Exceptforuh...noeveryone.

Chandler:

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Phoebe:

Don'tfeelbad.Youknowtheyusedtolikeyoualot.Butthenyougotpromoted,and,youknow,nowyou'relike"Mr.BossMan".Youknow,Mr.Bing.Mr.Bing,"BossManBing".

getpromotedv.升职

（JoeyandRosslaughs）

Chandler:

Ican'tbeliveit.

Phoebe:

Yeah,yeah.Theyevendoyou.

dosbv.imitatesb

Chandler:

Theydome?

Phoebe:

Youknowlike...uhokay...uh...'Couldthatreportbeanylater?

'

（JoeyandRosslaughs）

Chandler:

Idon'tsoundlikethat.

Ross:

Oh,ohChandler...

Joey:

Oh...Yeah,youdo.

Ross:

'Thehillswerealivewiththesoundofmusic.'

bealivewithv.充满着

（Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaughs）

Joey:

（reachesforhiscones）Myscones.

sconen.烤饼

Phoebe,Joey,andRoss:

'Myscones.'

（Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaughsagain）

Chandler:

Okay,Idon'tsoundlikethat.Thatissonottrue.

（JoeyandChandlerlaughs）

Chandler:

Thatissonot...Thatissonot...That...Oh,shutup!

（Phoebe,JoeyandRosslaugh）

[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,MonicaandYoungEthanaresittinginthecouch.]

Monica:

Didnot.

YoungEthan:

Iamtellingyou,upuntilIwaslikenine,Ithoughtthatgunpointwasanactualplacewherecrimeshappen.

gunpointn.枪口

Monica:

Howwasthatpossible?

YoungEthan:

Well,thinkaboutit.It'salwaysonthenews.'Amanisbeingheldupatgunpoint.''Touristsarebeingterrorised,atgunpoint.'AndIjustkeptthinking:

whydoespeoplecontinuetogothere?

（Hecheckshiswatch.）Oh,ah.Ishouldgo.

beheldupv.被控制/terrorisev.充满恐惧

Monica:

Okay.

（Theykiss）

YoungEthan:

Okay.

Monica:

Unless...

YoungEthan:

What?

Monica:

Uh,ah.Unlessyouwannastayover?

Imean,I'mgoingto,so...

stayoverv.过夜

YoungEthan:

Yeah,I'dreallylikethat.

（Theykiss）

YoungEthan:

Uuh,beforewegetintoanystaying-over-stuff,thereissomethingyoushouldknow.

Monica:

Okay,isthislike'Ihaveanearlyclasstomorrow'or'I'msecretlymarriedtoagoat?

'

goatn.<俚>色鬼

YoungEthan:

Wellit'ssomewhereinbetween.Yousee,inastrictlytechnicalsense,ofcourse,I'mnotuh...,wellI,ImeanIhaven'teveruh...

Monica:

Ethan?

YoungEthan:

Yeah?

Monica:

Areyou