经典美剧《老友记》第一季第二集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第一季第二集字幕对白中英文对照看美剧学英语

Whatyouguysdon'tunderstandis,你们男生不懂的是

forus,kissingisasimportantasanypartofit.接吻对女生的重要性

Yeah,right!

...是嘛

Y'serious?

当真吗

Oh,yeah!

当然

Everythingyouneedtoknowisinthatfirstkiss.初吻可以让人明白一切

Absolutely.没错

Yeah,Ithinkforus,对我们而言

kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,youknow?

接吻就像是暖场序幕

kissingisprettymuchlikeanopeningact,youknow?

摇滚乐队

Imeanit'slikethestand-upcomedianyouhavetositthrough就像平克·弗洛伊德出场前

beforePinkFloydcomesout.你得耐着性子先看完暖场搞笑秀

Yeah,and-andit'snotthat对而且我们并非

wedon'tlikethecomedian,it'sthat-that...讨厌搞笑表演而是因为

that'snotwhyweboughttheticket.只是我们买票又不是为了看搞笑秀

Theproblemis,though,aftertheconcert'sover,问题在于演唱会结束后

nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,不论表演有多精采

yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,youknow?

你们女生总还想再重温暖场搞笑秀

Imean,we'reinthecar,we'refightingtraffic...basically我们在车中奋力杀出车阵

justtryingtostayawake.只是拼命让自己别睡着

Yeah,well,wordofadvice:

Bringbackthecomedian.是哦给你个建议让搞笑秀返场

Otherwisenexttimeyou'regonnafindyourself否则下次你们只能坐在家里

sittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.独自一人听唱片

...Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?

我们现在还在谈论性吗

...Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?

史前历史博物馆

No,it'sgood,itisgood,it'sjustthat-Mm-不挺好的只是

doesn'tsheseemalittleangry?

她看起来是不是有点生气啊

Well,shehasissues.那是因为她有问题了

Doesshe?

真的吗

He'soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,她男人在外头拿着大棒敲昏别的女人

whileshesitsathometryingto而她却得在家

getthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!

努力清除地毯上乳齿象的臭味

Marsha,thesearecavepeople.玛莎他们是原始人

Okay?

Theyhaveissueslike明白吗他们关心的问题应该是

'Gee,thatglacier'sgettingkindofclose.'"嘿冰川时代离我们越来越近了"

-See?

-Speakingofissues,isn'tthatyourex-wife?

-懂吗-谈到问题那不是你前妻吗

Me?

No.我不是

Yes,itis.Carol!

Hi!

正是卡罗尔你好

Okay.Yes.Yes,itis.好吧是的

Okay.Yes.Yes,itis.史前生命展即将开幕

HowaboutI'llcatchupwithyouintheIceAge?

咱们到冰河世纪那边见好吗

Youlookgreat.I,uh...你的气色好极了我

Ihatethat.虽然我很不喜欢

Sorry.thanks.Youlookgoodtoo.抱歉谢了你看起来也不错

Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...在这儿任何直立的人

Sowhat'snew?

Still,uh...最近怎么样还是

Alesbian?

女同性恋

Well...youneverknow.How's,um...世事难料嘛那么

how'sthefamily?

家庭生活如何

Marty'sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-玛蒂的疑心病还是很重还有

Why-whyareyouhere,Carol?

卡罗尔你来找我有什么事

I'mpregnant.我怀孕了

Pregnant?

!

怀孕

shedidn'tleaveinsuchahurryafterall她似乎不急着离开

Oh,IthinkthisistheepisodeofThree'sCompanywhere我猜这是《三人行》里

there'ssomekindofmisunderstanding.他们有误会的那集

...ThenI'vealreadyseenthisone!

那我果真看过这一集

Areyouthroughwiththat?

喝完没

Yeah,sorry,theswallowingslowedmedown.真不好意思我咽得太慢了

Whoselittleballofpaperisthis?

!

这是谁的小纸团

Oh,uh,thatwouldbemine.See,Iwroteanotetomyself,应该是我的我写给自己一张便条

andthenIrealisedIdidn'tneedit,soIballeditupand...后来觉得不需要于是将它揉成纸团

...nowIwishIwasdead.于是我现在不想活了

She'salreadyfluffedthatpillow...那个枕头她已经拍过了

Monica,youknow,you'vealreadyfluffedthat--but,it'sfine!

莫妮卡你已经拍过了枕头了算了

Look,I'msorry,guys,抱歉各位

Ijustdon'twannagivethemanymoreammunition我只是不想给他们任何

thantheyalreadyhave.借题发挥的机会

Yes,andweallknowhowcruelaparentcanbe没错众所周知父母对孩子的枕头

abouttheflatnessofachild'spillow.要求有多苛刻

Monica?

Hi!

莫妮卡

Um,Monica,you'rescaringme.莫妮卡你吓到我了

Imean,you'relike,you'relikeallchaoticandtwirly.我是说你现在一副慌张失措的样子

Andnot-notinagoodway.而且显得不是很好

Yeah,calmdown.对啊放轻松

Youdon'tseeRossgettingallchaoticand每次他们来时从没见

twirlyeverytimetheycome.罗斯露出慌张的样子

That'sbecauseasfarasmyparentsareconcerned,Rosscandonowrong.因为在我爸妈心目中罗斯不可能犯错

Y'see,he'sthePrince.他是个王子

ApparentlytheyhadsomebigceremonybeforeIwasborn.显然他们在我出生前有个大型仪式

What?

什么

UglyNakedGuygotathigh-master!

丑裸男搞了个健腿器

Hasanybodyseenmyengagementring?

有人见我订婚戒指了吗

Yeah,it'sbeautiful.有挺漂亮的

OhGod,OhGod,OhGod,OhGod,OhGod,OhGod,OhGod.天哪天哪天哪天哪

No,look,don'ttouchthat!

嘿不要动它们

Oh,likeIwasn'tdreadingtomorrowenough,还嫌我现在不够恐慌害怕吗

havingtogiveitbacktohim...明天就得还他戒指了

'HiBarry!

Rememberme?

I'mthegirlintheveil巴瑞记得我不我是那个身穿婚纱

whostompedonyourheartinfrontofyourentirefamily!

'当着你全家人的面让你颜面无存的女孩

OhGodandnowI'mgonnahavetoreturnthering,天啊如今我要去把戒指还给他

withoutthering,whichmakesitsomuchharder...结果戒指没了这是要逼死我啊

EasyRach,we'llfindit.Won'twe!

别急瑞秋我们会找到的对不

Oh!

Yeah!

是呀没错

Alright,whendoyouhaveitonlast?

最后一次戴是在什么时候

Doy!

Probablyrightbeforeshelostit!

呆子大概是在丢失之前咯

Youdon'tgetalotof'doy'thesedays...这年头说"呆子"的人还真不多

IknowIhaditthismorning,我今天早上还戴着呢

andIknowIhaditwhenIwasinthekitchenwith...我记得当时我正在厨房

...Dinah?

和黛娜一起吗

Ohhhhh,don'tbemad...别生气

Youdidn't?

你不是吧

Oh,Iamsorry...哦对不起

Igaveyouonejob!

我就让你做了这么一件事情

Oh,butlookhowstraightthosenoodlesare!

不过这面条煮得还真直

Now,Monica,youknowthat'snot莫妮卡你明白的

howyoulookforanengagementringinalasagne...在千层面中找订婚戒指不是这个样子找的

Ijust...can'tdoit.我办不到

Boys?

We'regoingin.伙计们动手吧

Wow.Thatisnotahappyhi.听语气不怎么开心啊

Carol'spregnant.卡罗尔怀孕了

Ooh!

Ifoundit!

我找到了

W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-...什么啥怎么什么

Yeah.Dothatforanothertwohours,保持这个状态两小时

youmightbewhereIamrightaboutnow.你就会变成我现在这样了

Kindaputsthatwholepillowthinginperspective,huh,Mon?

如此一来就不用操心枕头的事了对吧

Wellnow,how-howdoyoufitintothiswholething?

那现在你现在要怎么办

Well,CarolsayssheandSusanwantmetobeinvolved,卡罗尔说她和苏珊想让我也参与进来

butifI'mnotcomfortablewithit,Idon'thavetobeinvolved...但是我对此感觉很不自在我不想掺和

basicallyit'stotallyuptome.一切由我做决定

Sheissogreat!

Imissher.她人好好我真想念她

Whatdoesshemeanby'involved'?

她所谓的"参与"是什么意思

Imeanpresumably,thebiggestpartofyourjobisdone.我觉得最大部分的工作你已经完成了

Anyway,theywantmetogodowntothis-总之她们要我明天一起去

sonogramthingwiththemtomorrow.做超声波检查

Sowhatareyougonnado?

你打算怎么做

Ihavenoidea.我也不知道

NomatterwhatIdo,though,I'mstillgonnabeafather.不管我怎么做我都要当爸爸了

...Well,thisisstillruined,right?

面已经被搅乱了不是吗

Oh,MarthaLudwin'sdaughterisgonnacallyou.玛莎·卢德文的女儿会打电话给你

Mmm!

What'sthatcurrytaste?

怎么会有咖哩味

Curry.那就是咖喱

I-Ithinkthey'regreat!

I,Ireallydo.我觉得挺很好吃真的

DoyouremembertheLudwins?

你还记得卢德文一家人吗

Thebigonehadathingforyou,didn'tshe?

他家的大女儿挺喜欢你对不

Theyallhadathingforhim.他们家的女儿都喜欢他

Aw,Mom...别这样妈

I'msorry,whyisthisgirlgoingtocallme?

抱歉她为何要打电话给我

Oh,shejustgraduated,andshewantstobesomethingincooking,她刚毕业想找份烹饪的工作

orfood,or...Idon'tknow.或是做饭啥的我也不清楚

Anyway,Itoldheryouhadarestaurant-总之我告诉她你开了一家餐馆

NoMom,Idon'thavearestaurant,不妈我没开餐馆

Iworkinarestaurant.我是在餐厅工作

Well,theydon'thavetoknowthat...他们不需要知道这个

Ross,couldyoucomeandhelpmewiththespaghetti,please?

罗斯能过来帮我做意大利面吗

-Yeah.-Oh,we'rehavingspaghetti!

-好-我们要吃意大利面呀

That's...easy.太简单了

Iknowthisisgoingtosoundunbelievablyselfish,我知道这样要求过于自私

but,wereyouplanningonbringingupthewholebaby/lesbianthing?

你能提一下孩子和女同性恋的事吗

BecauseIthinkitmighttakesomeoftheheatoffme.因为那样好歹能让我稍稍喘口气

WhatthatRacheldidtoherlife...瑞秋最近闯了那么大的祸

Weranintoherparentsattheclub,我们在俱乐部遇见她父母

theywerenotplayingverywell.他们很不开心

I'mnotgonnatellyouwhattheyspentonthatwedding...我不会告诉你他们为婚礼耗费了多少钱

butfortythousanddollarsisalotofmoney!

但是四万块可是不少钱呢

Well,atleastshehadthechancetoleaveamanatthealtar...至少她曾拥有过把男人丢在教堂圣坛的机会

What'sthatsupposedtomean?

这话算什么意思

Nothing!

It'sanexpression.没什么表达一下亲情

No,it'snot.不才不是呢

Don'tlistentoyourmother.别听你妈的

You'reindependent,andyoualwayshavebeen!

你独立自主而且一直都这么独

Evenwhenyouwereakid...就连你小时候也一样

andyouwerechubby,andyouhadnofriends,那时你胖嘟嘟一个朋友也没有

youwerejustfine!

你还是活得好好的

Andyouwouldreadaloneinyourroom,andyourpuzzles...你会独自待在自己房间里看书玩拼图

Look,therearepeoplelikeRosswhoneedtoshootforthestars,而像罗斯这种人却注定要做人中之龙的

withhismuseum,andhispapersgettingpublished.在博物馆工作发表论文

Otherpeoplearesatisfiedwithstayingwheretheyare-其他人则安逸于现状

I'mtellingyou,thesearethepeoplewhonevergetcancer.告诉你这些人绝不会得癌症哦

...AndIreadaboutthesewomentryingtohaveitall,我曾读过一些女性也试图想拥有一切

andIthankGod'OurLittleHarmonica'doesn'tseemtohavethatproblem.幸好咱家的小莫妮卡完全没有这种烦恼

So,Ross,what'sgoingonwithyou?

罗斯你最近怎么样

Anystories?

有啥情况吗

Nonews,nolittleanecdotestosharewiththefolks?

没有新闻八卦之类能和爸妈分享一下吗

Okay!

Okay.好吧好吧

Look,I,uh-Irealise听着我明白

youguyshavebeenwondering你们一直想知道

whatexactlyhappenedbetweenCarolandme,and,我和卡罗尔之间倒底出了什么事

so,well,here'sthedeal.事情是这样的

Carol'salesbian.卡罗尔是同性恋

She'slivingwithawomannamedSusan.她现在和一个叫苏珊的女人住在一起

She'spregnantwithmychild,她还怀了我的孩子

andsheandSusanaregoingtoraisethebaby.并打算和苏珊共同抚养

Andyouknewaboutthis?

!

这些你居然全都知道

Yourfolksarereallythatbad,huh?

你的爸妈真的很不怎么样啊

Well,y'know,thesepeoplearepros.你要知道他们特别专业

Theyknowwhatthey'redoing,他们运筹帷幄

theytaketheirtime,theygetthejobdone.慢慢部署最后总能达到目的

Boy,Iknowtheysayyoucan'tchangeyourparents,...常言道父母是无法交换的

boy,ifyoucould--I'dwantyours.如果可以我要你的父母

Mustpee.我去尿尿

Y'know,it'sevenworsewhenyou'retwins.如果你是双胞胎情况会更惨

-You'retwins?

-Yeah.Wedon'tspeak.-你是双胞胎-对我们不往来

She'slikethishigh-powered,drivencareertype.她是那种精力充沛事业心强的人

Whatdoesshedo?

她从事什么工作

She'sawaitress.服务生

Allright,youguys,Ikindagottacleanupnow.好了各位我得打扫了

Chandler,you'reanonlychild,right?

钱德勒你是独生子对吧

-Youdon'thaveanyofthis.-Well,no,-你就没这些困扰-没有

althoughIdidhaveanimaginaryfriend,不过我有个想像中的朋友

who...myparentsactuallypreferred.而我爸妈比较喜欢他

Thelights,please...帮我关灯

...HowlongwasIinthere?

我刚在里面多久了

I'mjustcleaningup.我在做打扫

Doyou...uh...doyouneedanyhelp?

那么你你需要帮忙吗

Uh...oka