双簧英语剧本Word格式.docx
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双簧"
?
双簧?
Aretwoyelloweggs?
Haha,whydon'
tyousaytwoyellowduckeggs?
No,thisisjoking,howcouldn'
tIdoknow双簧!
ItisakindofChinesefolkartforms.
Oh,verygood,So,canyousaysomethingindetail?
ItsEnglishnameistwo-manact,withonespeakingorsingingwhilehidingbehindtheotherwhodoestheacting.
So,doyouthinkyoucanshowatwo-manact?
ofcourse.
Well,well,thatIwilltestyoutoday.Now,I'
mbehindyou,andsay,youareinfrontofme,andplay.OK?
That'
sallright!
Goahead!
sgood,wewillstartitafteryouclapyourhands.
(2坐在椅子上,一拍巴掌.)
MynameisWangErLang,oneofthetenbestsingerwinners,what?
Youdon'
tbelieveit?
Well,Iwillsingsome....
(这时2听着有点怪,就站起来.)
Standup,youaresinging?
Youwillkillme
嗯哼youcan'
tshowit?
Whydoyousayitoutbravely?
WhosaidIcan'
tshowit.Just....
1:
Okay,okay.Letmechangesomethingselse.Isaywhattodo,youactwhatisay,Ok?
Noproblem.
(2再坐下,拍掌起,1再说)
Squareyourshoulders,Acceptstomach,Carrybuttock,Raiseyourhead,Thencloseyoureyes,stretchyourrighthand,openyourmouth,andputyourfingersintoyourmouth,cut,cut,cutitwithstrength!
Standupagain.
Andwhat'
swrongwithyou?
Youaskwhat?
IfIdoaswhatyousaidlikethat,myhandwillbebittenoff.
Didn'
tyousaynoproblem?
Yeah,noproblem,butIwon'
thavemyfingers!
Oh.That'
sright.Letmechangesomethingselse,again.
(再次坐下)
HowdoIfeelsomethingonmyface?
Stretchoutmyrighthandtohitmyleftface,
andStretchoutmylefthandtohitmyrightface,
Stretchoutmyrighthandtohitmyleftface,Stretchoutmyrighthand......
(说着说着,乙站起来走了……)
Comeback,mywordsarenotover.
Tohitanymore,Myfacewillbecomethefaceofpigs.
1&
stheendofourperformance.Thankyouforyourattention!