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203夜晚记事

GrowingPains203

LongDay'sJourneyIntoNight

第21集夜晚记事

（傍晚，Jason在厨房研究炒中国菜）

Jason:

Youcanbesurethewokisatthecorrecttemperaturebysprinklingwateronthesurface.Thedropletsshoulddancebeforeevaporating.Yes,balletorrumba?

Perfectoh!

Mike:

Heydad,look.Wegotadealforyou.Ifyou'lljustorderpizzawe'llpayforit.

Ben:

Twotoppings!

Jason:

Areyouguyssayingthatyouhavenofaithinyourolddad’sabilitytocookasimple

Chinesedinner?

Ben:

Yep!

（Maggiecomesback）

Maggie:

Hihoney!

BenandMike:

Himum

Maggie:

Higuys.What'sburning?

Jason:

Me.Ifanyonesaysonemorethingaboutmycooking,Imayjustforgetthewholething.

Ben:

Hey（mouthcoveredup）

Maggie:

Noone'sgoingtosayaword.Whatarewegoingtohave?

Jason:

Packedbeef.

Maggie:

Yum.

（Carolcomesbacktoo）

Carol:

SorryI’mlate.IwasoveratAnnie's.

Maggie:

Ohyournewfriend?

OhCarol,Idon'trememberthatsweater.

Carol:

Oh!

No!

It'snotmine.It’sAnnie’s.Sheloanedittome.

Mike:

Ohcallthenerdpolice.She'soutofuniformagain.

Carol:

Mike!

Jason:

Areyouwearingmakeup?

Carol:

Ohjustalittlebase,powder,blush,lipstick,mascaraandeyeliner.

Maggie:

Annie’s?

Carol:

Yeah.Shesayswiththerightcolorandshading,Ihaveabeautifulface.

Mike:

Ohyouknow.She’sright.

Carol:

Mike,shutup!

Youdon'tseememakingfunofyourfriends.Eventheonesthatdrool.

Jason:

Youguyswillbealittlelesshostileaftersomecrispyfriendducklips.

Carol:

I'mjustgladthatIwon'tbearoundherewithHIMtonight.

Maggie:

Oh?

Carol:

Yeah.AnnieandIaregoingout.Ifthat'sOk?

Maggie:

WellCarol,usuallyweknowyourfriendsbeforeyougooutwiththem.

Carol:

Wellwhat'stoknow?

She'sacheerleader;she'sonthedramaclub,veryfunnyandverypopular.

Ben:

Sowhat'sshehangingaroundwithyoufor?

Jason:

Mike!

Mike:

Hey,Ididn'tsayit.Hedid.

Jason:

Sorry,itsoundedlikeyou.

Carol:

SoisitOk?

Maggie:

Wherewillyoubegoing?

Carol:

Shoppingforearrings,sinceIjustgotmyearspierced.

Maggie:

Oh!

Carol:

SoisitOk?

Jason:

Sure.Justbecarefulwalkingafterdark.

Carol:

Ohdon'tworry.Wewon'tbewalking.Anniedrives.

Maggie:

Anniedrives.

Jason:

Iheard.

Mike:

Heydoyouthinkshecouldpicksomeburgersupforusonthewayover.

Maggie:

IwasgoingtotakeCaroltogetherearspierced.Atleastoneear.

Jason:

Wellhoney.Ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,youcantakemetogetmyearspierced.

Maggie:

I'mseriousJason.

Jason:

WellwhatI'mhearingisthatuh..Ithinkyou'realittlebotheredbythefactthatCarolisactuallymakingafriendwhohassomerealinfluenceonher.

Maggie:

Howwrongyouaredoctor.IwantCaroltohaveplentyoffriends.Ijustwishshe'dpicksomeonewhowasn'taslut.

Jason:

ComeonMaggie.Youhaven'tevenmetthelittletramp.

Maggie:

You'redefendingagirlwhomakesourdaughteruptolooklikePrince.

Jason:

Princeisverypopular.

Maggie:

Iknow,Iknow.I'mjustworriedabouther.That'sall.ImeanCarolhasneverhadafriendbeforewhoissosocial.

Jason:

WellCarolisalsoattheagewhensheisgoingtorebelalittle.Andthatmayincludepickingsomefriendsherparentsmightnotapproveof.ThinkhowtheparentsofMike'sfriendsmustfeel.

Mike:

Hey,mum,dad,I'llseeyouinthemorning.

Jason:

Ok.

MaggieandJason:

Morning!

Wo!

Jason:

HolditMike.

Maggie:

Whereareyougoing?

Mike:

Bonerjustcalled,andhisparentsdon'twanthimhomealonetonight‘causethey'reout.SoI'mgonnagospendthenightathisplace.

Jason:

You'rebabysittingBoner?

Mike:

Hey,somebody'sgotto.

Maggie:

Mike,shouldn'tyoutellusthesethingsfirst?

Mike:

that'swhatIjustdidmum！

Jason:

No,no.That’snothowitworks.

Mike:

AreyouguysactuallysayingthatIcan'tgo?

！

Jason:

Verygood.

Mike:

Dad!

Mum,canyoutalktohim?

Maggie:

YouknowtherulesMike.Youhavetoaskinadvance.

Mike:

PleaseOpleasecanIgotoBonershouse?

Maggie:

Maybestayinghometonightwillteachyouhowandwhentoaskforsomething.

Mike:

Idon't.Youguyshavegonetoofarthistime.YouknowwhatI'mgoingtodo?

I'mgoingtotellyouwhatI'mgoingtodo.

（standsonhishead）

I'mgoingtostaylikethisuntilyouletmegotoBoner'shouse.Howdoyoulikethat?

Jason:

Wellmaybeallthatbloodrushingtoyourbrainwilldoitsomegood.

Ben:

Whatdidn'ttheyletyoudothistime?

Mike:

SpendthenightatBoners.

Carol:

Ican'tbelievethis.AnnieBoyer’ssleepingatmyhouse,andmystupidbrotherissittingonhishead.

Mike:

Yeah!

AndI'mgoingtostayjustlikethis.

Carol:

Mum!

Mum!

Maggie:

What?

Whatisit?

Carol:

It'shim.

Mike:

Ididn'tdoanythingmum.Maybeit'stimewewallpaperCarol’sroominrubber.Nowifyou'llexcuseme,IhavetocallBonerandbreakmybestfriend’sheart.

Carol:

Whydoeshehavetoberelatedtome?

Whycan'tIhaveanormalbrotherwho'snotatotalembarrassment?

Ben:

Hey!

That'swhatI'mherefor.

Mike:

Boner,lookI'msorry.Ijustcan'tmakeitalright.Myfamilyneedsme.Yeahalright.

Letmeask.

Heydad.

You'rebusy.YeahBone,itshouldbefine.I'llcallyouifthere'saproblem.Okbye.

Jason:

Thesearegood.Youwantone?

Mike:

Nothanksdad.Ahabouttonight.I'dreally..

Jason:

Abouttonight.Wouldyoupleasedomeafavorandtrynottoteaseyoursistertonight,ok?

Mike:

Carol?

Jason:

Yeah,thatsister.She'sgotanewfriend,youknow.Sotrytobealittlesensitiveok?

Mike:

Heydad,guysaresupposedtobetough,notsensitive.

Jason:

Ohreally?

WellthenexplainAllanAlder?

Mike:

Ican't.

Jason:

LetmeletyouknowalittlesecretMike.Womengocrazyforsensitiveguys.

Mike:

Ohcomeondad.

Jason:

Yeah,yourememberthoseclassicmoviesIboughtandIforcedyoutowatch?

Mike:

Yeah.

Jason:

YourememberCasablanca?

Mike:

Yeahwiththatoldguywiththelisp.

Jason:

Bogey,yes.WelldoyourememberhowCarolandyourmumcriedattheend?

Mike:

Yeah.

Jason:

Welltheycried,asallwomendo,Mike.NotbecauseBogey'satoughguy,whichhewas,butbecausehewasalsosensitive.

Mike:

Sensitivehuh?

Jason:

Uhm!

Mike:

Here'slookingatyoukid.

Jason:

Needswork.

（doorbell）

Carol:

Byemum!

Byedad!

Seeyoulater.

Maggie:

Carol,wait!

Annie:

HiCarol.

Carol:

Annie,thisismymum.MumTHISisAnnie.

Maggie:

NicetomeetyouAnnie.Jason!

Annie:

Thanks.Youtoo.

Carol:

Andthisismylittlebrother,Ben.

Annie:

DidyoubringmoreclothesforCarol?

Carol:

Ben!

Annie:

It'sOk.Ihavealittlebrothertoo.

Carol:

Andthisismyfather.

Jason:

HiAnnie.

Annie:

Hi.

Jason:

Wellit'snicetomeettheartistwhopaintedCarolsface.

Carol:

Dad!

Annie:

It'sOk.Ihaveafathertoo.

Mike:

（cough）

Carol:

Andthat'sMike.

Mike:

Hi.

Carol:

SeeyoulaterMike.

Mike:

Oh,yeahright!

Ihavetogooutandchange.IwasjustinthegaragefixingthePorsche.

Jason:

Mike,wedon'thaveaPorsche.

Mike:

Ahright!

Porsche,Ferrari,whocankeepthemstraight.

Annie:

ComeonCarol.IbroughtoveracoupleofhotsweatersIwantyoutotry.

Carol:

Oh,great!

Maggie:

Soyouguyscanjusthangaroundheretonight.

Carol:

Mum!

Annie:

Thisonemakesyoulooksosexy.

Carol:

Really?

Annie:

Whatdoyouwanttodotonight?

Carol:

WellIthoughtweweregoingtothemall?

Annie:

Wellwejustdidthatthisafternoon.

Carol:

WellwecouldseesomethingattheSixBlacks?

Annie:

Anythingyouwanttosee?

Carol:

Notreally.

Annie:

Meneither.

Carol:

I'veseenthemall.

Annie:

Metoo.

Carol:

Well,whereelse?

Annie:

Idon'tknow.

Carol:

Idon'tknoweither.

Annie:

Wedon'thavetogoout.

Carol:

Youmeanstayhere?

Annie:

Wecould.

Carol:

Forthenight?

Annie:

Heythatwouldbefun.

Carol:

Yeah!

Maggie:

Carol'sgoingtohaveherownfriendsandweshouldn'tworryunlessthere'ssomethingtoworryabout.

Jason:

Yousoundsosmartwhenyouagreewithme.

Maggie:

Don'tpushyourluck.

Jason:

Sweetandsourshrimp?

Maggie:

Oh,isthatforme?

（spitsitout）

It'sgood.

Jason:

Ah,thiscan'tbe.YouknowIfollowedthatrecipetotheletter.IhadwaterdancinglikeBaryshnikovhere.

Maggie:

Honey.Ithinkyouusedsaltinsteadofsugar.

Jason:

Wellthat'simpossible.

Maggie:

Wellthat'sok.Imeanitcouldhappentoanybody.Itlooksexactlyalike.It'saneasymistake.

Jason:

Soyou'vedoneittoo,huh?

Maggie:

You'vegottobekidding.

（upstairstwogirlstryonclothes）

Annie:

Thiscolorwouldlookgoodonyou

Carol:

notasgoodasitlooksonyou.

Annie:

Nottrue.

Carol:

Let’sfaceit.Alltheselookbetteronyou.

Maggie:

Carol!

YourfatherandIaregettingsomeChinesetakeout,fromwokaroundtheclock.

Carol:

Ithoughtdadwas..

Maggie:

Hewas.Wouldyousetthetableformeplease?

Carol:

Sure.Areyousureyoudon'tmindhangingouthereallevening?

Annie:

No!

Mike:

Ladies.

Annie:

Hi!

Carol:

whatdoyouwant?

Mike:

Ah,notathing.Iwasjustoutforafreshofbreathair.VicioussweaterAnnie.

Annie:

Thanks.It'snicetohaveaboy’spointofview.

Mike:

Yeah,well,that’sme.Allboy.Somemightevensayaman.Somemightevensayasensitiveman.

Carol:

SomemightevensayI'mgonnapukeonmyshoes.

Annie:

Ilikeyouroutfittoo.

Mike:

This?

WellDonJohnsonsendsmethesetestclotheseverymonth,formyapproval.IguessI'llgivetheseathumbsup.

Carol:

AhMike.There'ssomethinghangingfromyournose.

Mike:

Cool.Igetthedistinctfeelingthatyouwantmetoleave.Ifyoudo,justsaythewordandI’llgo.

Carol:

Iwantyoutoknow,youdon'thavetobenicetoMikejustbecausehe'smybrother.

Annie:

Ok.

Carol:

I'mgottogosetthetable.

Annie:

I'mgoingtochange.I'llberightdown.

Carol:

Ok.

Annie:

（phonecall）Sherry!

GuesswhereIam?

TheSeavers.Yes,andMike'shere.Ithinkheli