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老友记六人行第一季第一集英文台词
第一季第一集
[Scene:
CentralPerk,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarethere.]
Monica:
There'snothingtotell!
He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!
Joey:
Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!
There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!
Chandler:
AllrightJoey,benice.?
Sodoeshehaveahump?
Ahumpandahairpiece?
Phoebe:
Wait,doesheeatchalk?
（Theyallstare,bemused.）困惑的;茫然的;不知所措的
Phoebe:
Just,becauseIdon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl-oh!
Monica:
Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerand-nothavingsex.
Chandler:
Soundslikeadatetome.
[TimeLapse]
Chandler:
Alright,backinhighschool,Iamstandinginthemiddleofthecafeteria,andIrealizedIamtotallynaked.
All:
Oh,yeah.Hadthatdream.
Chandler:
ThenIlookdown,andIrealizethere'saphone...there.
Joey:
Insteadof...?
Chandler:
That'sright.
Joey:
Neverhadthatdream.
Phoebe:
No.
Chandler:
Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.NowIdon'tknowwhattodo,everybodystartslookingatme.
Monica:
Theywerelookingatyoubefore?
!
Chandler:
Finally,IfigureI'dbetteranswerit,anditturnsoutit'smymother,whichisvery-veryweird,because-shenevercallsme!
Weird:
怪诞的;神秘而可怕的;超然的;古怪的;离奇的
[TimeLapse,Rosshasentered.]
Ross:
（mortified）Hi.
Mortified:
1.使受辱,伤害（人的感情）
2.克制,抑制（肉体、情感等）
Joey:
Thisguysayshello,Iwannakillmyself.
Monica:
Areyouokay,sweetie?
Ross:
Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...
Chandler:
Cookie?
Monica:
（explainingtotheothers）Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.
Joey:
Ohh.
Monica:
（toRoss）Letmegetyousomecoffee.
Ross:
Thanks.
Phoebe:
Ooh!
Oh!
（ShestartstopluckattheairjustinfrontofRoss.）
Pluck:
采;摘;拔;弹,拔（乐器的弦）
Ross:
No,nodon't!
Stopcleansingmyaura!
No,justleavemyauraalone,okay?
Phoebe:
Fine!
?
Bemurky!
Murky:
阴暗的，浑浊的
Ross:
I'llbefine,alright?
Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.
Monica:
Noyoudon't.
Ross:
NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!
Joey:
Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...
Ross:
No!
!
Okay?
!
Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?
Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?
Chandler:
SometimesIwishIwasalesbian...（Theyallstareathim.）DidIsaythatoutloud?
Ross:
Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.
Monica:
Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomansobbingat3:
00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat?
?
Awrongnumber?
Ross:
Sorry.
Joey:
AllrightRoss,look.You'refeelingalotofpainrightnow.You'reangry.You'rehurting.CanItellyouwhattheansweris?
（Rossgestureshisconsent.准许,同意,赞成）
Joey:
Stripjoints!
C'mon,you'resingle!
Havesomehormones!
Ross:
Idon'twanttobesingle,okay?
Ijust...Ijust-Ijustwannabemarriedagain!
（Rachelentersinawetweddingdressandstartstosearchtheroom.）
Chandler:
AndIjustwantamilliondollars!
（Heextendshishandhopefully.）
Monica:
Rachel?
!
Rachel:
OhGodMonicahi!
ThankGod!
Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyouweren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!
Waitress:
CanIgetyousomecoffee?
Monica:
（pointingatRachel）Decaf.（toAll）Okay,everybody,thisisRachel,anotherLincolnHighsurvivor.（toRachel）Thisiseverybody,thisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?
Rachel:
Hi,sure!
Ross:
Hi.
（TheygotohugbutRoss'sumbrellaopens.?
Hesitsbackdowndefeatedagain.?
AmomentofsilencefollowsasRachelsitsandtheothersexpecthertoexplain.）
Monica:
Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?
Rachel:
OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasinthisroom,whilewewerekeepingonthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat,thisreallygorgeousthemostgravyboat.（我正在看那个船形的卤肉盘，那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘）Whenallofasudden,Irealized…
Sweetlow?
Irealized,IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry.（我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动！
）
AndIgetreallyfreakedout,andthat’swhathitme,howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.
YouknowwhatImean,Ialwayslookfamiliar,but..Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering“WhyamIdoingthis?
”and“WhoamIdoingthisfor?
”So,anyway,Ijustdidn’tknowwheretogo,andIknowyouandIhaveakindofdriftedapart…butyouaretheonlypersonIknowwholivedhereinthecity.
Monica:
whowasn’tinvitedtothewedding?
Rachel:
Oh~It’sakindofhopethatwouldn’tbeanissue.噢~~我不希望提起这件事。
Gravy[‘ɡreivi]1.肉汁2.肉卤3.意外之财；飞来福;肉汁;肉汤
Freakout:
吓坏了;崩溃;紧张害怕;冲动，失去理智
Driftapart:
漂移;疏远;离开，分离;疏远。
关系、感情上保持距离
Monica:
Well,I’mguessingheboughtherthebigpipeorgan,andshe’sreallyunhappyaboutit.
Chandler:
Tunaoreggsalad!
Decide!
pipeorgan:
管风琴organ:
器官；风琴，机构
Ross:
I’llhavewhateverChristinaishaving.
Rachel:
Oh,daddy,Ijustcan’tmarryhim.I’msorry,Ijustdon’tlovehim.Well,itmatterstome!
Phoebe:
IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.如果我不抓住我的头发，我的头就会掉下来。
Chandler:
Woo~~Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.
Ross:
Isaypushherdownthestairs
Together:
Pushher!
Pushherdownthestairs.
Rachel:
Comeon,daddy,listentome,it’s..it’slikeallofmylife,everyonehasalwaystoldme,“You’reashoe”,you’reashoe,you’reashoe,you’reashoe.AndtodayIjuststoppedandIsaid,whateverifIdon’twanttobeashoe.WhateverifIwanttobeapurse?
youknow,orahat?
No,Idon’twantyoutobuymeahat,IamsayingIamahat…It’sametaphor,daddy.
Ross:
Youcansaywherehehadtrouble.
Rachel:
Oh,daddy,it’smylife,well,maybeI’lljuststayherewithMonica.
Monica:
Iguesswe’veestablishedshe’sstayingwithMonica.
Rachel:
Well,maybeit’smydecision.Oh,maybeIdon’tneedyourmoney,waitwait,Isaidmaybe.
Monica:
Justbreathe,breathe,that’sit.Justtrytothinkofnicecalmthings.
Phoebe:
Raindropsonrosesandwhiskersonkittens,doorbellsandsleighbellsandsomethingwithmittens.Lalalasomethingandnoodleswithstring.
Rachel:
I’mallbetternow.
Phoebe:
Ihelped.
Monica:
Okay,look,thisisprobablyforthebest,youknow.Independence,takecontrolofyourlife,thewhole“hat”thing.就像你说的帽子的事情。
Joey:
Andhey,youneedanythingyoucanalwayscometoJoey.MeandChandlerrightcrossthehall,andhe’salwaysalot.
Monica:
Joey,pleasestophittingonher!
It’sherweddingday.
Hittingon:
?
追求，调情/hiton:
偶然发现，想出，碰巧打到，突然想起
Joey:
What?
Likethereisarule,orsomething?
Chandler:
Igotit.Pleasedon’tdothatagain,it’sahorriblesound.
Paul:
Er..,it’sIt’sPaul.
Monica:
Oh,god,isit6:
30?
Buzzhimin.按门铃让他进来。
Buzz:
振铃,嗡嗡声.门铃响了，而你正在干别的，需要别人帮你开门，怎么说呢？
很实用：
Buzzhim（her）in.
Joey:
Who’sPaul?
Ross:
Paul?
Paul,thewineguy?
Paul?
Joey:
Waitaminute.Your'notarealdate'tonightisPaultheWineGuy?
Ross:
Hefinallyaskedyouout?
Monica:
Yes!
Chandler:
Ooh,thisisaDearDiarymoment.哦，真是个可以载入日记的时刻。
Monica:
Rach,wait,Icancancel...
Rachel:
Oh,god,Please,no,go,I’llbefine!
Monica:
Ross,areyouokay?
Imean,doyouwantmetostay?
Ross:
（chokedvoice）That'dbegood...
Monica:
Really?
Ross:
No,goon!
It'sPaultheWineGuy!
Phoebe:
Whatdoesthatmean?
Doeshesellit,drinkit,orjustcomplainsalot?
那是什么意思？
他卖酒，喝酒还是抱怨酒？
Monica:
Hi,comein!
Paul,thisis..（Theyarealllinedupnexttothedoor.）...everybody,everybody,thisisPaul.
All:
Hey!
Paul!
Hi!
TheWineGuy!
Hey!
Chandler:
I'msorry,Ididn'tcatchyourname.Paul,wasit?
Monica:
Okay,umm-umm,I'lljust--I'llberightback,I’vjustgottagoah,goah...
Ross:
Awandering?
漫游的；闲逛的
Monica:
Change!
?
Okay,sitdown.Twoseconds.
Phoebe:
Ooh,Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcan'tbegood.（eyelash:
睫毛，眼睫毛）
Joey:
?
Hey,Paul!
Paul:
Yeah?
Joey:
Here'salittletip有个小秘密,shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespotoverandoverandoveragainuntilitstartstogetalittlered.
Rub:
俄罗斯卢布/按摩
Monica:
（yelling嘶喊fromthebedroom）Shutup,Joey!
Ross:
SoRachel,what'reyou,uh...what'reyouuptotonight?
你今晚打算干什么
Rachel:
Well,IwaskindofsupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon,sonothing!
Ross:
Right,you'renotevengettingyourhoneymoon,God..No,no,although,Aruba,thistimeofyear...talkaboutyour-（thinks）-biglizards（蜥蜴）...Anyway,ifyoudon'tfeellikebeingalonetonight,JoeyandChandlerarecomingovertohelpmeputtogethermynewfurniture.
Chandler:
（deadpan无表情的脸）Yes,andwe'reveryexcitedaboutit.
Rachel:
Well,actuallythanks,butIthinkI'mjustgonnahangoutheretonight.?
It'sbeenalongday.
Hangout:
居住;伸出;前靠;不屈服,坚持下去;（呆在某处，或与某人呆在一起）闲逛，出去玩儿
whydoyoujusthangoutinbars?
Doyouwanttohangoutwithmeinstead
你只呆在酒吧玩吗？
何不跟我一起去玩？
Ross:
Okay,sure.
Joey:
HeyPhoebe,youwannahelp?
Phoebe:
Oh,IwishIcould,butIdon'twantto.
[Scene:
TheSubway,Phoebeissingingforchange.]
Phoebe:
（singing）Loveissweetassummershowers,loveisawondrousworkofart,butyourloveohyourlove,yourlove...islikeagiantpigeon...crappingonmyheart.?
La-la-la-la-la-（someguygiveshersomechangeandtothatguy）Thankyou.（sings）La-la-la-la...ohhh!
爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品，但是你的爱就好像一只巨大的鸽子，在我心中排泄。
crapping放弃;拉屎
[Scene:
Ross'sApartment,theguysarethereassemblingfurniture.]
Ross:
（squattingandreadingtheinstructions）I'msupposedtoattachabracketythingtothesidethings,usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.Ihavenobracketything,Iseenowormguyswhatsoeverand-Icannotfeelmylegs.
我应该把支架固定在侧面，用螺纹涡轮…我没有支架，没有看到螺纹涡轮，而且我的腿麻了。
Brackety:
丁字支架
Squat:
像动物一样蹲下蹲坐,蹲姿
Whim:
一时的兴致,突然的念头,突发奇想,异想天开onawhim一时兴起/worm:
蠕虫
Abunchof:
一群，一束，一伙
（JoeyandChandlerarefinishingassemblingthebookcase.）
Joey:
I'mthinkingwe’vegotabookcasehere.书橱，书柜，书架
Chandler:
It'sabeautifulthing.
Joey:
（pickingupaleftoverpart）What'sthis?
Leftover:
剩货;屑物;剩余物
Chandler:
Iwouldhavetosaythatisan'L'-shapedbracket.Bracket:
托架;支架
Joey:
Whichgoeswhere?
它应该安在哪里？
Chandler:
Ihavenoidea.
（JoeychecksthatRossisnotlookinganddumpsitinaplant.）
Joey:
Donewiththebookcase!
Chandler:
Allfinished!
Ross:
（clutchingabeercanandsniffing）ThiswasCarol'sfavoritebeer.Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan,Ishouldhaveknown.她总是不用灌喝，我该知道。
Clutch:
抓住;紧紧抓住;掌握,控制;离合器
Joey:
Hey-hey-hey-hey,ifyou'regonnastartwiththatstuffwe'reouthere.
Chandler:
Yes,pleasedon'tspoilallthisfun.
Joey:
Ross,letmeaskyouaquestion.Shegotthefurniture,thestereo,thegoodTV-whatdidyouget?
Ross:
Youguys.
Chandler:
Oh,God.
Joey:
Yougotscrewed.你昏了头吧！
/你被坑了！
Chandler:
OhmyGod!
[Scene:
ARestaurant,MonicaandPaulareeating.]
Monica:
OhmyGod!
Paul:
Iknow,Iknow,I'msuchanidiot.IguessIshouldhavecaughtonwhenshestartedtogotothedentistfourandfivetimesaweek.Imean,howcleancanteethget?
Catchon:
理解，明白;流行起来
Monica:
Mybrother'sgoingthroughthatrightnow,it'ssuchamess.Howdidyougetthroughit?
Paul:
Well,youmighttryaccidentallybreakingsomethingvaluableofhers,sayher-
Monica:
-leg?
Paul:
（laughing）That'sonewayofdoingit!
Me,I-Iwentforthewatch..
Monica:
Youactuallybrokeherwatch?
?
Wow!
?
TheworstthingI’veverdidwas,I-Ishreddedmyoldboyfriend'sfavoritebathtowel.
Shred:
（撕或切的）细条，碎片;撕碎,切碎
Paul:
Ooh,steerclearofyou.消除痛苦steerclearof：
避开,绕开，steer:
操纵，控制
Monica:
That'sright.[S
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