摩登家庭第3季第4集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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Wellshedidn'tshowuptoschoolthenextday.

AndIheardthatshesleptoverathisdorm.

Noway.

Seriously,areyousurprised?

DoyounotknowCarley?

Haveyounotseenwhatshewearsatschool?

Girls,let'scoolitonthegossip,okay?

It'snotright.

AndCarley'sgotenoughproblems.

Whatdoyoumean?

Well,hermomcan'tgetthroughsoccerpractice

withoutathermosofchardonnay,

Anddon'tgetmestartedonthedad.Thatguyis--

-Oh,mygod!

-Oh,mygod!

-Mom!

-Oh!

Thisissuchadangerousintersection!

DidIgetlipstickonmyface?

No,you'refine.Andconsideryourselflucky

youdidn'tjustget,like,feltupbyyourmom.

Theyneedtogetastopsign.

Whatisyourobsessionwithtraffic?

It'sanobsessionwithsafety.

Oneofthesedays,joespeeder'sgonnacometearingthroughhere,

andsomebody'sgonna--aah!

Aah!

I'mokay.

-Oh,mygod!

I'mokay.-Oh,hey,guys.

-Phil?

-Yeah.No,I'mgood.Gottakeepmoving.

Keeptheheartrateup.

Oh.Okay.

How'smyface?

Stillgood.

Okay.Good.

Gloria,howmanytimesdoIhavetotellyou

topullyourcarallthewayin?

Thegatewasopenallnight.

Weliveinaniceneighborhood.

Whatareyouafraidof?

Thatsomemoney'sgonnaflyin

andthenyourgardenerisgonnahavetorakeitup?

Jay,I'mgoingtoneedyoutocutmeacheck.

Whatnow?

Dramaclubtrip."Lesmiserables."

We'resellingwrappingpapertoraisemoneyforthetickets.

No.No.Wait.Wait.Slowdown.What'sthestoryexactly?

Well,JeanValjeanspent19yearsinprison

forstealingaloafofbread.

Thewrappingpaper.

19yearsforaloafofbread?

Howgoodwasthisbread?

Itwasn'taboutthebread.Itwasaboutthesociety--

Focus,people.

Manny,wewillbuyallyourwrappingpaper.

No.No,wewon't.No,he'sgottolearntosell.

Thisisthebestbusinesstrainingthereis,

hell,thebestlifetraining.

Manny,writethisdown--

"AgoodsalesmangoesafterMobyDickinarowboat

"AgoodsalesmangoesafterMobyDickinarowboat

andbringsthetartarsaucewithhim."

Jayisalwaystellingmeto"Writethisdown."

Idon'talwayscatcheverythinghesays.

"Something,something,firmhandshake."

"Nevertakethefirstroomtheyshowyou."

Notsurewho"They"Is.

Andthisonejustsays"Pancakes."

Cam,what'sthisscribbleonthe"Vanityfair"

aboutanadoptionagency?

Oh,um,yeah,theycalledtosay

theywantedtorescheduleourhomevisit.

When?

Whydidn'tyoutellme?

Th-thisiskindofimportant.

Well,whendoesitsay?

Uh,well,whoknows?

Itdisappearsintojenniferaniston'shair.

Yougottagetabettersystem.

Thereisnothingwrongwithmysystem.

Askmeanythingaboutanyupcomingevent.

Icantellyouwhenandwhereitis.

Whenistheadoptionagencyvisit?

Okay.Isthata"5"oracurl?

Oh,IhopeJen'sfinallyfoundlove.

Whathappenedhere?

Well,LilyandIwokeupinaFrenchmood,

sowedecidedtowhipupsomecrepes.

Whenareyougonnabeinthemoodtowipeupsomecrepes?

Oh,Iknow,it'salittlemessy,but...

-youknowwhat?

I'mgonnacleanitup.-Okay.

-I'llcleanitup.-Willyou?

-Justsaywhat'sonyourmind.-Younevercleanup.

Savethegasp.

Cam,wheneveryougetcreativeinthekitchen,

I'mtheonewhoendsupcleaningitup,okay?

Thehomemadepizza,fondue,moleculargastronomy.

I'mstillcleaningshrimpfoamoutofthecurtains.

Okay,youknow,Mitchell?

Justgotowork,okay?

I'mgonnatakeLilytoschool,andthenwhenIgethome,

I'mgonnascrubthisplacelikeacrimescene,

whichitis,becauseyou'vemurderedjoy.

Hey,buddy.What'sup?

Hey,dad.Thinkfast.

Oh,mygod!

-Oh,mygod!

-Oh,mygod!

Ifwehadthatontape,

it'dbethegreatestyoutubevideoever!

We'dget,like,amillionhits.Thisisourdoublerainbow!

We'dget,like,amillionhits.Thisisourdoublerainbow!

Weneedtodoitagain.

Oh,Iwould,buddy,but,uh,

Yourmom'sallovermetochangeabunchoflightbulbs.

Howmanymomsdoesittaketoscrewonalightbulb?

Howmanymomsdoesittaketoscrewonalightbulb?

Idon'tknow.

None,'causetheygetyoutodoit,sucker.

Ilaughed,but...

Ithurtalittle.

We'rehome!

-Us,too.-Oh,great.You'reallhere.

What'sup,girl?

Oh.Youknowthatreallydangerousintersection?

Wheredesiremeetsjealousy,andtheresultismurder?

Mnh-mnh.TheonewhereIalmostkilledyouthismorning.

Oh,yeah.Sorry.Thatwasmybad.Igotlostinmyjams.

Dangerouscombo--speedwalkingandspeedwagon.

Oh.Iwasn'teventryingforthat.

Nice.

Well,Iamgettingusastopsign.

IcalledCityHall,andhowisthisforamazing?

TheTrafficCommitteemeetstonight.

I'vegotgoosebumps.

Iknow,right?

AllIhavetodoisget50signatures,

showup,makemycase.

-It'son.-Iamsoproudofyou.

Weallare.Mm.

Welovewhenmomgetsonaproject.

Becauseusuallytheminuteanyofuswalksinthedoor,

shegivesussomethingtodo.

"Doyourhomework.Cleanyourroom."

"Putonpants."

LiketheQueen'scomingover.AmIright?

Sowhenshe'snotaroundorgetsbusy,

LukeandIcapitalizeonthesituation.

Thereyouare,mygoodman.

Squire,let'sdoit.

Getyousome!

Well,Ithinkit'sawesome.

IamsogladbecauseIcouldreallyuseyourhelp

gettingthesesignatures.

I'lldoit,

soonasIchangethoselightbulbsyouwanted.

Great.Kids?

Crud.Youknow,I'vegotatonofhomework.

-Uh,scienceproject.-Haley?

Ineedtogetstartedonmycollegeessay.

Youknowwhat?

MaybeI'llwriteitaboutyou.

You'rejustsoinspirational.

Girlpower!

Yourock.

Thanks,honey.

Idorock.

Stella,down.

Stella,no.Thisisverydangerous.

Okay,Estella.That'sit.

Comehere,becauseJayisgonnabeverymad

ifsomethinghappenstoyou.

Goplaywiththebone.Seeyoulater.

NowIcancookmyempanadas.

Thegate.

Ay,no!

Ay,no!

Thegate!

Thegate!

Estella,comeback!

Heythere,Mr.Salesman.

Canwenottalkaboutbusiness?

Thatbad,huh?

IgaveiteverythingIgot--

Workingthedimples,goingbigeyes.

Itgotmetwothings--diddlyandsquat.

Howmanyhousesyouhit?

Idon'tknow.

Must'vebeenatleastthree.

Three?

Andthat'syourideaofthebestyougot?

Itwasveryhardonme.

I'mnotusedtorejection...orhills.

Look,youcan'tquitafterthreehouses.

That's--that'snotperseverance.

Whatareyouselling?

-Wrappingpaper.-Wrong.

You'resellingChristmas--

theexcitementofopeningpresents,

thetasteofeggnog.

Idoloveeggnog.

Look,writethisdown--

"What'sthedifferencebetween'try'and'triumph'?

"

Alittleoomph?

Alittleoomph.Getit?

OfcourseIgetit.Ijustsaidit.

Hey!

I'mgonnakillyouwhenIfindyou,sillydog!

Whydon'tyoucomeback?

Stella!

Ihaveatheory.

Ay,Cam,thankyouforhelpingme.

Oh,it'smypleasure.Stella!

Stella!

Oh,mygod.

What?

Doyouseeher?

No.ButIseemyselfintheroleIwasborntoplay.

Stella!

Stella!

Hello?

Oh,Mitchell,youarenotgonnabelievethis.

I'mouthelpingGlorialookforherdog.

I'mwearinganundershirtandI'mscreaming"Stella,"

Justlikein"Streetcar."

-Hello?

-Youdidn'tcleanthekitchen.

Mitchell,IamaninadvertentStanleyKowalski.

Mitchell,IamaninadvertentStanleyKowalski.

Howcanyounotbedelightedbythis?

Youpromised.

Iwascalledawayforanemergency.

Gloria'slostherdog,andshe'sheartbroken.

Whereareyou,dumbdog?

Ihopeinabig,blackhole.

IcannotbelieveThatyoudidthistomeyetagain.Oh.

Ididn'tdoanything.

Icookedamealinourkitchen.

Andthenyouleftonpurpose,knowingthat

Iwouldnotbeabletositherewithoutcleaningitup.

Lifeismessysometimes.Bigdeal.

Itgetscleanedup.

You'retheonewithaproblemifyoucan'tleave

afewdirtydishesforacouplehours.

O-okay,fine.C-cam,I'mnotcleaningitup.

Great.

Imeanit.

Perfect.Youknowwhat?

Whydon'tyoumakeitbigger?

Youknowwhat?

Iwill.

I-I...Okay,youknow,get--getready,

Becauseyouaregonnacomehometo--toagiantmess.

AndIwillgivehimagianthugwhenIgetthere.

Stella!

Hey,dad.Thinkfast.

Oh.Wow.Buddy.

I'msorry.Itoldyou,Igottachangethelightbulbs

andthenhelpyourmomwiththosesignatures.

Nevermind.

Iguessitwasastupidideaanyways.

I'vealwayssaidthatifmysonthinksofme

asoneofhisidiotfriends,thenI'vesucceededasadad.

Ifhewantstogothewrongwayontheescalator,I'monboard.

Ifhewantstogointoarestaurant

andpretendwe'reAustralian.

"G'daymate!

"

"TossafewshrimponthebarbieformeandmyJoey."

Yeah?

Right?

NicoleKidman?

MenatWork?

Herewego.Take12.

Hey,buddy!

I'mhome!

Hey,dad.Thinkfast.

Wow.Youknow,myarm'sstartingtohurtalittle.

Really?

Causemyfacefeelsgreat.

Comeon,dad.Let'snotturnoneachother.

Wecouldbehereawhile.

Yeah.Okay.You'reright.Herewego.

Take9.

You'renoteventrying.

Daddy,I'mhungry.

Whatdoyouwant,honey?

Raisins.

Allrightwell,goget'em.

It'stoohigh,daddy.

Ican'treach.

Fortherecord,Iamnotaneatfreak.

I-infact,inmyfirstlong-termrelationship,

Iwasthemessyone,whichiswhyshebrokeupwithme.

-No,thanks.-Okay.

Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa.Letmeshowyouhowit'sdone.

Hi.Uh,JayPritchetthere.

Holidaysarejustaroundthecorner.

I'msorry.Idon'tbelieveinwrappingpaper.

Whatdoyoumeanyoudon'tbelieveinwrappingpaper?

It'snotbigfoot.Itexists.

It'snoteco-friendly.It'swasteful.

No,notthisstuff.

Thispaperwasmadefrom100%recycledmaterials.

Idon'tthinkso.

Ican'tunderstandwhatyou'resaying.

She'sanuglylittlefreshbulldog

withthetinyearsandthesmushyface.

Whatissohardtounderstand?

MaybeIshouldtranslate.

Ireallydon'tlikepeoplecomi