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Oh,thatissosick.

Ifeelviolated.Andnotinagoodway.

Phoebe:

Howcanpeopledothat?

...（AllbutPhoebewalkawayfromthewindowindisgust.）Oh,youguys,look!

UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots!

OpeningCredits

CentralPerk,everyonebutRachelisthere.]

Iamtellingyou,yearsfromnow,schoolchildrenwillstudyitasoneofthegreatestfirstdatesofalltime.Itwasunbelievable!

Wecouldtotallybeourselves,wedidn'

thavetoplayanygames...

Sohaveyoucalledheryet?

LetherknowIlikeher?

Whatareyou,insane?

（Thegirlsmakedisgustednoises.）It'

sthenextday!

HowneedydoIwanttoseem?

（Totheguys）I'

mright,right?

JoeyandRoss:

Oh,yeah.Yeah.Letherdangle.

tbelievemyparentsareactuallypressuringmetofindoneofyoupeople.

Oh,God,justdoit!

（Grabbingthephone.）Callher!

Stopbeingsotestosteroney!

Which,bytheway,istherealSanFranciscotreat.（Callsher,thenhurriedlyhangsup.）Igothermachine.

Heranswermachine?

No,interestinglyenoughherleafblowerpickedup.

So,uh,whydidn'

tyousayanything?

Oh,no-no-no-no.LasttimeIleftaspontaneousmessageIendedupusingthephrase"

Yesindeedy-o."

Looklook!

It'

sRachelandBarry.No,don'

teverybodylookatonce!

Okay,okay,what'

sgoingon?

Okay,they'

rejusttalking...

Yeah,well,doeshelookupset?

Doeshelooklikehewasjusttoldtoshoveanything?

No,noactually,he'

ssmiling..and...OhmyGod,don'

tdothat!

!

What?

Thatmanacrossthestreetjustkickedthatpigeon!

（Rachelenters.）Oh!

（bluffing）Andbasically,that'

showabillbecomesalaw.

All:

Oh!

...Right!

HeyRach!

How'

ditgo?

Y'

know,itwas,uh..itwasactuallyreallygreat.HetookmetolunchattheRussianTeaRoom,andIhadthatchicken,wherey'

knowyoupokeitandallthebuttersquirtsout...

Notagooddayforbirds...

ThenwetookawalkdowntoBendall'

s,andItoldhimnotto,buthegotmealittlebottleofChanel...

That'

snice...now,wasthatbeforeorafteryoutoldhimtostopcalling,stopsendingyouflowersandtogenerallyleaveyoualone,hmm?

Right,..well,..weneveractuallygottothat...Oh,itwasjustsonicetoseehimagain,y'

know?

Itwascomfortable,itwasfamiliar...itwasjustnice!

s,that'

snicetwice!

Rachel,what'

Imeanisn'

tthisthesameBarrywhoyouleftatthealtar?

Duh,where'

veyoubeen?

Yeah,butitwasdifferentwithhimtoday!

Andhewasn'

t,like,OrthodontistGuy,y'

Imean,wehadfun!

Isthereanythingwrongwiththat?

（Ross'

prompts'

Chandlerbyhittinghimonthearm.）

Yes!

Why?

Ihavemyreasons.

Okay,howaboutthefactthathe'

sengagedtoanotherwoman,whojusthappenstobeyourex-bestfriend?

Allright.Allright,allright,allright,allright,Iknowit'

sstupid!

Iwillgoseehimthisafternoon,andIwilljustputanendtoit!

Barry'

sOffice,thepost-coitalBarryandRachelarerecoveringonthechair.]

Wow...Wow!

Barry:

Yeah.

I'

mnotcrazy,right?

Imean,itwasneverlikethat.

Nooo,itwasn'

t.

Ooh,andit'

ssonicehavingthislittlesinkhere...

s,everyoneisthereexceptRachel.]

（onphone,readingfromascript）Oh,Danielle!

Iwasn'

texpectingthemachine...Givemeacallwhenyougetachance.（Rattlessomedishes）Bye-bye.（Hangsup.）OhGod!

swhatyou'

vebeenworkingonforthepasttwohours?

Hey,I'

vebeenhoning!

Whatwaswiththedishes?

Oh,uh..IwanthertothinkImightbeinarestaurant..y'

Imighthavesomekindoflife,likeIhaven'

tbeensittingaroundherehoningforthepastfewhours.

（lookingoutthewindow）Looklook!

sdoingitagain,theguywiththetelescope!

OhmyGod!

（Walkstothewindow）Goaway!

（Gesturing.）Stoplookinginhere!

Great,nowhe'

swavingback.

Man,wegottadosomethingaboutthatguy.Thismorning,Icaughthimlookingintoourapartment.Itcreepsmeout!

IfeellikeIcan'

tdostuff!

Whatkindastuff?

Willyougrowup?

mnottalkingaboutsexystuff,but,like,whenI'

mcookingnaked.

Youcooknaked?

Yeah,toast,oatmeal...nothingthatspatters.

（ApauseastheylookatChandler.）

Whatareyoulookingatmefor?

Ididn'

tknowthat.

sOffice,RachelandBarryaregettingmarried.]

What'

sthematter?

Oh,it'

sjust...Oh,Barry,thiswasnotgood.

No,itwas.Itwasveryverygood.

Well,whataboutMindy?

Oh,way,waybetterthanMindy.

No,notthat,Imean,whataboutyouandMindy?

Well,ifyouwant,I'

lljust—I'

lljustbreakitoffwithher.

No.No-no-no-no,no.Imean,don'

tdothat.Not,Imeannotforme.

Bernice:

（overintercom）Dr.Farber,BobbyRushishereforhisadjustment.

（intointercom）Thanks,Bernice.（ToRachel）Let'

sgoawaythisweekend.

Oh,Barry..!

Comeon,thisisallwaytoo..

Wecan,wecangotoAruba!

WhenIwentthereonwhatwouldhavebeenourhoneymoon,itwas,uh...itwasreallynice.Youwould'

velikedit.

（PauseasRachelrealises...）

Ihadabra.

（BarryfindsitdrapedonacupboardandgivesittoRachel,theykissasBobbyenters.）

Bobby:

Hey,Dr.Farber.

（RachelandBarryquicklysplitandpretendBarryisexaminingRachel'

smouth.）

AllrightMissGreen,everythinglooksfine...Yep,Ithinkwe'

restartingtoseesomerealprogresshere.

（Bobbylookson,deadpan.）

mtwelve,I'

mnotstupid.

（Rachelglaresathim.）

s,Chandlerentersclutchinghisphone.]

CanIuseyourphone?

Yeah..uh,butforfuturereference,thatthinginyourhandcanalsobeusedasaphone.

（Chandlerdialshisownphoneanditrings.）

Yes,it'

sworking!

Whyisn'

tshecallingmeback?

Maybeshenevergotyourmessage.

know,ifyouwant,youcancallhermachine,andifshehasalotofbeeps,thatmeanssheprobablydidn'

tgethermessagesyet.

don'

tthinkthatmakesmeseemalittle...

...desperate,needy,pathetic?

Ah,youobviouslysawmypersonalad.

（Hecallsandquicklyhangsup.）

Howmanybeeps?

Sheanswered.

see,thisiswhereyou'

dusethat'

hello'

wordwetalkedabout.

mnotgonnatalktoher,sheobviouslygotmymessageandischoosingnottocallme.NowI'

mneedyandsnubbed.God,Imissjustbeingneedy.

（Rachelenters.）

Hey!

Hi!

dhetakeit?

Prettywell,actually...（Wanderingintothekitchen.）

（wanderinginafterher）Uh,Rach...howcomeyouhavedentalflossinyourhair?

Oh,doI?

Uhhuh.

（inalowvoice）Weendeduphavingsexinhischair.

Youhadsexinhischair?

...Isaidthatalittletooloudly,didn'

tI?

You-youhadwhat?

Sexinhischair.

What,uh...whatwereyouthinking?

tknow!

Imean,westillcareabouteachother.There'

sahistorythere.'

S'

likeyouandCarol.

No!

Nono,itisnothinglikemeandCarol!

Please.Ifshesaidtoyou,"

Ross,Iwantyouonthiscouch,righthere,rightnow,"

whatwouldyousay?

（Rossflounders.）

Ifithelps,Icouldslideover.

s,it'

s,uh,atotallydiferentsituation!

sapplesandoranges,it'

sorthodontistsandlesbi-Igottago.

Whereareyougoing?

（leaving）Ijusthavetogo,allright?

DoIneedareason?

Huh?

ImeanIhavethingstodowithmylife,Ihaveajampackedschedule,andIamlate-forkeepingupwithit.Okay?

（Rossexits,aphonerings,andChandlerdivesforhisphone.）

Hello?

（Rachelpicksuptheirphoneandtheringingstops. 

Asshetalksonthephone,anelaboratevisualgagisspunoutwhichistoodifficulttodescribeinwords.）

（onphone）Hello?

（Listens）Mindy!

Hey,howareyou?

（Listens）Yes,yes,I'

veheard,congratulations,thatissogreat.（Listens）Really?

（Listens）Oh.（Listens）Okay.Okay,wellI'

mworkingtomorrow,butifyouwantyoucan,youcan,youcancomebyand...（Listens）Okay...（Listens）Great...（Listens）Great...（Listens）Allright,soI'

ll,soI'

llseeyoutomorrow!

（Listens）Okay..（Listens）Okay...（Listens）Bye.（Hangsupandsitsdownheavily.）OhGod.OhGod.OhGod.

Sohow'

sMindy?

Oh,shewantstoseemetomorrow...Oh,shesoundedreallyweird,IgottacallBarry...（Doesso,onphone）Hi,it'

sme,Ijust..Mindy!

Mindy!

No,Ifiguredthat'

swhereyou'

dbe!

CommercialBreak

s,thenextmorning. 

Chandlerissittingandstaringathisphone. 

MonicaentersandcreepsupnexttoCha