南方公园 第一季第4集英文Word格式文档下载.docx

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Hey,where'

stheschoolbus?

We'

regonnabelateforfootballpractice.[adogwalksuptotheboys]

Stan:

Hiya,Sparky.

[looking]Who'

sthat?

That'

smynewdogSparky.Hefollowedmetothebusstop.

Wow!

Cool!

Gooddog,Sparky.Who'

smybestbuddy?

Who'

stheboy?

sthebuddy?

Cartman:

Eh.You'

remakingmesick,dude.

He'

spartDobermanandpartwolf.He'

sthetoughestdogonthemountain.

Noway.EverybodyknowsthatSylvesteristhetoughestdoginSouthPark.

Sylvester:

Arrrrrr

snotmeanerthanSparky.

Ohyeah,let'

ssee.Hey,Sylvester.[hecomesover]

Sparky'

llkickhisass.

I'

llputadollaronSylvester.

You'

reon,dude.[SylvesterstartsafterSparky.Bothdogsgrowl]

sit,Sparky!

Kickhisass!

[SparkylungesafterSylvesterandoutofview.Aggresivepantingcanbeheard.Theboysstandthere,shocked]

Heh,he'

sdoingsomethingtohisass.He'

snotkickinghisass,buthe'

sdefinitelydoingsomethingtohisass.

Sparky,baddog!

Kenny:

（OhmyGod,Ithinkthey'

rescrewing.）

What?

!

Yeahdude,Ithinkyourdogisgay.

Whatdoyoumean?

Thatdogisagayhomosexual.

[looksbacktostudythesituation,then匽He'

sjustconfused.

Ithinktheotherdog'

stheonethat'

sconfused.

（No,checkhispenis）[Kylesmiles]

Sick,shutupdude.[SparkypantshappilywhileSylvesterslinksaway]

Stan'

sdog'

sahomo.Stan'

sahomo.[thebuspullsup]

[FootballField,sideline]

Chef:

Okaychildren,Iknowthatyou'

reallextremelyexcitedandnervousandanxiousaboutthehomecominggameagainsttheMiddlePark.

Who'

sMiddlePark?

What'

shomecoming?

ButjustrememberwhatItaughtyou.Thatfootballislikemakinglovetoareeeeeallybeautifulwoman.Youcan'

talwaysscore,butwhenyoudo,itmakesallthetryingworthwhile.[Silence]Now,let'

sstartpractice.[blowshiswhistle,andthekidshitthefield]

Pip:

Uh,Mr.Chefsir?

YesPip,whatisit?

Well,Istilldon'

thaveahelmet.

IknowPip,theschoolcan'

taffordhelmetsforeverybody.

Yes,but,couldn'

twerotatewhodoesn'

thaveahelmeteveryweek?

Doesitalwayshavetobeme?

YesPip,I'

mafraiditdoes.

Oh.

Sorryson,nowgetyourassinthere.

[Ontheplayingfield]

Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut--hut.hut.hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut-hut.

[impatiently]Hikethedamnball!

[CartmanhikestheballoverStan'

shead.Stanchasesitdown.KylerunsintoPip,openingamajorgashonPip'

shead.]

Aaaaaaaargh!

Jimbo:

[arrivingwithNed]Hey,how'

spracticecomingthereChef?

[distracted]Huh?

Ohfine,fine.

Idon'

thavetoremindyoujusthowimportantthisgameistousSouthParkAlumni.

Elementaryschoolalumni?

sasfarasmostofusgot.YouthinkwehaveashotatbeatingthespreadagainstMiddleParkthisyear?

tknow.Wwha,what'

sthespread?

MiddleParkby70points.

Hmmm.[lookstowardsthefield,whereKennytacklesCartman,causinghimtodroptheball]Idon'

tthinkwehaveachance.

Nonsense!

Notwithmynephewatquarterback.RightStanley?

[turningtoseehisunclejustasCartmanhikes]Huh?

[theballhitshimonthesideofthehead.HepicksitupandthrowstoKyle]

Thattaboy.

GreatpassStan.

ComeonNed,wegottagetourassestothebookie.

[Onsidelineafterpractice]

Okay.Thatwasagoodpracticechildren.We'

llseeyouhereagaintomorrow.

HeyStan,isn'

tthatyourdog?

Yeah,hemusthavefollowedmetofootballpractice.Yousee,heissmart.

Clyde:

Ah,mydogRexfollowsmetofootballpracticeallthetime.

Yeah,butmydogfoundhisownwayhere.Thatmakeshimsmarterthanyour-[SeesSparkylungeafterRex]Sparky,getdown!

OhmyGod!

Whatishedoingtomydog?

Therehegoesagain.

GetdownSparky!

Down!

Stanforgottomentionthathisdogisagayhomosexual.

Makehimstop!

Rex:

[movingawaywithhistailbetweenhislegs]Yipeyipeyipeyipeyipeyipeyipeyipe!

Faussey:

[passesbylaughing,withBill]I'

msuregladmydogisn'

tgay.

Bill:

Yeah,maybeyoushouldnameyourdogSparkette,Stan.

Gaydog.[Thebullieswalkawaylaughing,whileSparkywalksuppanting]

[Mr.Garrison'

sClassroom.Footballpracticemusthavebeeninthemorning]

匒ndsoyousee,Simon&

Simonwerenotbrothersinreallife,onlyontelevision.

Mr.Garrison:

ThankyouforthatpresentationEric,buttheassignmentwasonAsiancultures.Yougeta"

D-"

.

Ah,damnit!

WhoshouldwecallonnextMr.Hat?

Mr.Hat:

Well,howaboutStan,ourlittleSouthParkquarterbackstar?

Oh,goodidea.OkayStanley,you'

renext.

Um,I'

mnotreallypreparedeither.

Well,justmakesomethingup,likeEricdid.

Okay,uh.Asianculturehas,plaguedourfragileearthformanyyears.Wemustendit-

Excellent."

A-"

Eeyy!

Wow,cool!

Waitaminute,whythehelldoeshegetan"

?

Eric,StanleyjustmightleadourteamtovictoryagainsttheMiddleParkCowboysforthefirsttimeindecades.Andwetreatstarathletesbetter'

causethey'

rebetterpeople.

snotfair!

Lifeisn'

tfairkiddo,getusedtoit.

Stupidpuppet.[Dismissalbellrings]

Don'

tforgetyourassignmentstonightchildren,they'

reduetomorrowforeverybodybutStan.

[aseveryoneleaves]Mr.Garrison,canIaskyouaquestion?

WellofcourseStanley,whatisit?

sa-homosexual?

Hoh,well,Stanley,Iguessyoucametotherightperson.Sitdown.[Stansits]Stanley,gaypeople厀ell-gaypeopleareevil.Evilrightdowntotheircoldblackhearts,whichpumpnotbloodlikeyoursandmine,butratherathick,vomitousoilthatoozesthroughtheirrottenveinsandclotsintheirpea-sizedbrainswhichbecomesthecauseoftheirNaziesquepatternsofviolentbehavior.Doyouunderstand?

Iguess.

Good,I'

mgladwecouldhavethislittletalkStanley.Nowyougooutsideandpracticefootballlikeagoodlittleheterosexual.

[Busstop.Thekidsgetoffthebus]

Youguysseemeblockthatdefensetoday,Iwaskickingass.

regonnaneedtokickmoreassthanthattobeattheCowboys.

Hey,speakingofpoundingass,herecomesStan'

slittlehomodog.

Shutupdude!

[Sparkycomesuppantingwithapinkscarfon]Sparky,where'

dyougetthatpinkscarf?

Sparky:

Bark,bark.

Man,thatisthegayestdogI'

veeverseen.

Hejustneedssometraining,that'

sall.SitSparky.[Sparkysits]Goodboy,nowshake.[Sparkyshakes.]Gooodboy.Now,don'

tbegay.[waitingforthecomandtosinkin]Don'

tbegaySpark.Don'

tbegay.[SparkylooksatStanwithconfusionandgrowls]

Diditwork?

tknow.

Hestilllooksprettygaytome.

Huh,huh.

HeyStan,yourdogbeentoanyPridemarcheslately?

Huhhuh,meh,yeah,maybeyoushouldtakehimtoaBarbaraStreisandconcert.[Theylaugh]Stupidlittlegaydog.

Gaydog.

Comeonyouguys,Ihaveanidea.

SPORTS

BOOK

$

[NedandJimboenter.Twobig-screenmonitorsshowhorseraces.Oneofthefivesmallerscreensaboveshowaraceaswell]

PLACEBETSNOW 

Iwant$500ontheSouthParkCows.

Bookie:

Areyoucrazy?

Nosiree.I'

mtellingyou,Igottheline.MynephewStanisthebestquarterbacktheschoolhaseverseen.Iguaranteethey'

llbeatthespread.

Gambler1:

IwanttoputallmymoneyontheCows.

Gambler2:

Duh,duh,IthinkI'

llput300ontheCowstoo.

Gambler3:

Hey,IwanttoputsomemoneyontheCowstoo.

LadyGambler1:

Igot500ontheCows.

LadyGambler2:

Well,I'

llputmymoneyontheCows.

Whoa,whoa,whoa.Don'

tgettoocarriedawaynow,Iiii.

Gambler4:

YoubetterberightaboutthisJimbo.

Hehe,yeah.Don'

t,don'

tworryyourself.

Ned:

AreyousureStanisthatgood?

Notthatsure.Ithinkwebettercomeupwithabackupplan.Uhh,let'

sseehere.Hey,bookie!

Wha,what'

sthehalftimeshowgonnabe?

Youhaven'

theard?

JohnStamos'

olderbrotherRichardStamosisgonnasingLovingYou.

Ilovethatsong.

LovingYou?

That'

sperfect!

ComeonNed,MiddlePark'

sgonnagetaHalftimeshowthey'

llneverforget.

[InfrontofStan'

shouse,alargecratesitsnexttothekids.]

OkaySparky,wegotyouapresent.Nowwhydon'

t-[noticesapinkscarfonSparky]DamnitSparky,wheredoyoukeepgettingthisthing?

[grabsthescarf]NopinkbandanasSparky,baddog!

Nowpayattention.Sparky,thisisFifi.[thecrateopensandFifi,aFrenchpoodle,comesout]

Oolala[Fifisniffssome.Sparkystartsfollowingher]

Therehegoes.

AttaboySpark,gether.[Sparkygoesforit]Yes!

[SparkythrowsFifi'

scollarintotheair,