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Wouldyouguyswanttocomedowntomorrowandwatchmetapetheshow?

Oh,Ican'

t.We'

rethrowingPhoebeabacheloretteparty. 

Yeah,sorryboys,thisride'

sclosing. 

Oh,andChandlerandIhavethisstupidcollegealumnithing.Ican'

tbelieveyougettomeetDonnyOsmond. 

Seriously?

（veryexcited）Yeah-uh!

RossandIalwayswantedtobeDonnyandMarie. 

Youguysjustkeepgettingcoolerandcooler!

Yeah,weusedtoperformforourfamilyandfriends. 

Rachel:

OhGod,that'

sright.Iblockedthatout. 

（singinganoldDonnyandMariesong）"

I'

malittlebitcountry"

（continuessinging）"

...andI'

malittlebitrock'

n'

roll"

（toMonica）I'

mleavingyou. 

OPENINGCREDITS 

Classof'

91reunion.RossandChandlerenter.] 

Soweirdtoseeallthesepeopleagain...OhmyGod,look,there'

sGeoffreyCleric. 

Who?

HewasroommateswithJohnRosoff.HewentoutwithAndreaTamburino.ShedumpedhimforMichaelSkloff. 

（lookingaround）DidIgotothisschool?

Hey,there'

sMissyGoldberg.Yougottarememberher. 

（looksoverather）Sure,nice. 

Dude.You'

remarriedtomysister. 

You'

reright,bysaying"

nice"

I'

mvirtuallylickingher. 

Hey,Ihearshe'

ssingleagain,d'

youthinkIshouldaskherout?

Areyouaskingpermissiontobreakthepact?

Yesplease. 

[Flashback,year1987.Chandlerenterstheschool'

scorridor.Rossishangingsomeflyersonthewall.Bothhaveafunny80shairandclothes.] 

Hey.Hey,checkouttheflyersfortheband.Imade'

emonaMacintoshinthecomputerroom!

Awesome,thenamereallystandsout. 

Thankstoalittlesomethingcalled"

HelveticaBold24point"

Man,we'

regonnarockthatAsianstudentunion!

Missy:

Hey!

Hey,Missy... 

Youknow,ourbandisplayingonFriday. 

Yeah,yeah.Youshouldcomecheckusout.We'

recalled"

Way!

NoWay!

"

Noway!

ChandlerandRoss:

Way!

Right.I'

llbethere.（sheleaves） 

Fresh!

Boss!

Mint!

She'

sgone. 

Iknowit.Youknow,I'

mtotallygonnaaskherout. 

Dude,Iwasgonnaaskherout. 

Isaiditfirst,bro. 

Well,Ithoughtitfirst,Holmes. 

（angrily）Look,ifyoudid... 

Woha!

Wait...Whatarewedoing?

Whatwehaveistooimportanttomessitupoversomegirl.Imean,wecangetlaidanytimewewant. 

Totally.IhadsexinHighschool... 

Metoo.I'

mgoodatit. 

Allright,I'

dsaywemakeapact.NeitherofuswillgooutwithMissyGoldberg. 

Yougotit. 

Allright,sothat'

sMissyGoldberg,PhoebeCatesandMollyRingwald,whoneitherofuscangooutwith. 

Thosearethepacts!

Oh,andSheenaEaston.Butweprobablycouldn'

tgetheranyway. 

Oh,oh...maybenotyou!

[WegetbacktotheClassof'

91reunion,whereRossandChandlerarestilllookingatMissy.] 

Well,Iofficiallygiveyoupermissiontobreakthepact. 

Thankyou.（theyshakehands）Allright,hereIgo.Hey,rememberhowscaryitusedtobegoinguptogirlsincollege?

Yourhandsareshaking. 

Iknow,andIcan'

tstopsweating.（hewalkstowardsMissy） 

The"

Studio.] 

Voice:

Five!

Four!

Three!

Applause!

DonnyOsmond:

Yeah!

Welcome,itisSoapOperaweekhereonPyramid,let'

smeetourcontestants.First,GeneLesterisadatabasespecialist,he'

sgonnabeplayingwith"

DaysofOurLife'

s"

starJoeyTribbiani!

（Joey'

samazedattheplaceandhekeepslookingaroundtillherealizestheaudienceisapplaudinghim） 

（toGene）Iknowitcouldbeintimidatingforregularpeopletobearoundcelebritiesbut...relax,I'

mjustlikeyou!

（pause）Onlybetterlookingandricher. 

Donny:

...shouldbeplayingwiththestarof"

GeneralHospital"

LeslieCharleson.（applause）Welcomeeverybody.Goodlucktoallofyou.Let'

splayPyramid.Allright?

Now...weflippedacoinbeforetheshow,Gene,youwonthetoss,soyou'

regonnastart.Whichcategorywouldyoulike?

Gene:

lltake"

Youcrossedtheline"

Youcrossedtheline.Joey,describeforGenethesethingsthathavelines.Giveme20secondsontheclock,please.Ready,go!

（onthescreenthere'

stheword"

Supermarket"

）Uhm...ok.It'

sastore,likeasupermarket.（thereisasoundindicatinghemadeamistakeasheshouldn'

thavesaid'

supermarket'

.Thenextwordappears,"

notebook"

）Oh!

Isee-IseewhatIdid.Yeah,ok,ok,uhm...I'

mwritinginmy... 

Diary. 

Noo,（whispering）morelikeanotebook...Damnit!

（nextwordappears:

"

blueprint"

）Oh,ifI'

mbuildinganhouse,theplanisn'

tcalledthe'

shmoo-print'

...Can'

tsaythateither?

Woha...hey...（thelastwordis"

Footballfield"

andthereare5secondsleft）Inhighschool,Ioncehadsexwithagirlrightinthemiddleofthe... 

Cafeteria. 

Butthatisnotwhatthey'

relookingfor.（time'

sfinished）OOOH!

Monica'

sapartment,wherePhoebe'

sbachelorettepartyistakingplace.] 

（toRachel）Thankyousomuchforthis. 

Oh,d'

youlikeit?

OhmyGod,it'

sallsoelegant!

When'

sthedirtystuffstarting?

What?

Youknow,thestrippers,andtheguysdancing,andyouknow,pee-pee'

sflyingabout. 

Pheebs,I...thereisn'

tgonnabeanyflyingabout!

Weactuallythoughtwewerealittletoomatureforstufflikethat. 

Oh,ok.Iseewhatyou'

redoing,that'

sfine.Thisisallthereis,justtea,uh,ok.（shedrinkshertea）Hmmmm...raunchy!

SeriouslyPheebs,it'

snotgonnabethatkindofaparty. 

Sothisis...thisismybigsendoffinthemarriedlife?

RachelthisistheonlybachelorettepartyI'

mevergonnahave!

vegotabigwadof$1sinmypurse!

Imean,really?

It'

sjusttea?

Nooo!

Phoebe,ofcoursethereismore!

Imean,I'

lljustgoandtalktoMonicaandgetanETAonthepee-pee'

s!

Joey'

satthegameshow"

withhostDonnyOsmond.] 

NowGeneImustremindyou,youneedallsixofthesetostayinthegame,allright?

DescribeforJoeythingsyoufindinyourrefrigerator. 

Ahaha,hemightaswelljustgiveusthepoints. 

Givemetwentysecondsontheclock.Ready?

Go!

（thefirstwordiscream） 

Youputthisinyourcoffee. 

Aspoon.Yourhands.Yourface!

swhite!

Paper,snow,aghost!

sheavierthenmilk!

Arock,adog,theearth. 

Pass!

（thesecondwordismayonnaise） 

Youputthisonasandwich. 

Salami,anchovies,jam!

smadefromeggs!

Chickens?

Oh!

（Thethirdwordisketchup） 

Youputthisonahamburger!

Ketchup!

Yes!

（Thefourthwordissoda） 

Relish!

Stop!

Oh. 

Oh,time'

sup!

Joey!

Youwere,uh,almostonarollthere... 

Yeah... 

Uh,Gene,you'

regonnahaveachancetogotothewinnercircleinthesecondhalf.ButrightnowHenriettayouaregoingtothewinnercircletotryyourluckfortenthousanddollars,rightafterthis,don'

tgoaway. 

StageManager:

Andwe'

reout!

Oh,sowedidn'

twin,butit'

sfuntoplaythegame,right?

Igotakidstartingcollege.I'

vetogetsurgeryonmyknee,youjustlostmetengrand!

Oh,wow!

msosorry,ok?

Ipromise,we'

lldobetternexttime!

Well,Iwill,becauseIwon'

tbeplayingwithyou. 

Hey,youknow,someofthoseareprettyhard!

Likewhywouldtherebeaghostinmyfridge?

（pause）.Yeah!

Collegereunionparty.RossistalkingtoMissy.] 

So,Saturdaynight!

dloveto!

Sohowcomeittookyousolongtoaskmeout?

Oh,well,uh,thisisgonnasoundkindasilly,but,doyouremembermyroommateChandlerBing?

Sure,hewasinyour"

band"

?

（sheairquotesband） 

sbeensixteenyearsbuttheairquotesstillhurt. 

Sorry. 

That'

sok.Uh,anyway,wellheandIbothreallylikedyoualot,uhm,butwedidn'

twantanythingtojeopardizeourfriendship,sowekindamadeapact,thatneitherofuscouldaskyouout!

Yeah,why?

Well,ChandlerandIusedtomakeout!

Alot!

Youdid?

Yeah.We'

dgotothesciencelabafterhours!

（angrily）ANDONMYTURF?

sapartment.Thebacheloretteparty.] 

（toRachel）Hey,whereisthisguy,it'

sbeenoveranhour!

Well,he'

scomingfromJersey,hesaidhewouldgethereasfastashecould!

（someoneknocksatthedoor） 

Whoisit?

Man:

sthepolice!

（pretendstobeshocked）Uh!

Thepolice!

（Excited,runningbacktoherseat）Oh!

sright,it'

sofficerGoodbody. 

What'

sthematter,officer?

Hassomeonebeenbad?

（looksovertoPhoebeandsheopensthedoor,andtotheirdisma