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sover,nomatterhowgreattheshowwas,yougirlsarealwayslookingforthecomedianagain,y'

Imean,we'

reinthecar,we'

refightingtraffic...basicallyjusttryingtostayawake.

Yeah,well,wordofadvice:

Bringbackthecomedian.Otherwisenexttimeyou'

regonnafindyourselfsittingathome,listeningtothatalbumalone.

（pause）....Arewestilltalkingaboutsex?

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

MuseumofPrehistoricHistory,Rossandaco-worker（Marsha）aresettingupanexhibitwhichincludessomemannequinsofcavepeople.]

No,it'

sgood,itisgood,it'

sjustthat-mm-doesn'

tsheseemalittleangry?

Marsha:

Well,shehasissues.

Doesshe.

He'

soutbangingotherwomenovertheheadwithaclub,whileshesitsathometryingtogetthemastodonsmelloutofthecarpet!

Marsha,thesearecavepeople.Okay?

Theyhaveissueslike'

Gee,thatglacier'

sgettingkindaclose.'

See?

Speakingofissues,isn'

tthatyourex-wife?

（Carol,Ross'

sex-wife,hasenteredbehindthemandisstandingoutstidetheexhibit.）

（tryingtoignoreher）No.No.

Yes,itis.Carol!

Hi!

Okay,okay,yes,itis.（waves）HowaboutI'

ll,uh,catchupwithyouintheIceAge.

（MarshaextisandRosswavesCarolintotheexhibit.）

Hi.

Carol:

So.

Youlookgreat.I,uh...Ihatethat.

Sorry.Youlookgoodtoo.

Ah,well,inhere,anyonewho...standserect...Sowhat'

snew?

Still,uh...

Alesbian?

Well...youneverknow.How'

s,um..how'

sthefamily?

Marty'

sstilltotallyparanoid.Oh,and,uh-

Why-whyareyouhere,Carol?

I'

mpregnant.

Pregnant?

!

MonicaandRachel'

s,Chandler,Joey,Phoebe,andMonicaarewatchingThree'

sCompany.]

Oh,IthinkthisistheepisodeofThree'

sCompanywherethere'

ssomekindofmisunderstanding.

...ThenI'

vealreadyseenthisone!

（TurnsofftheTV.）

（takingadrinkfromJoey）Areyouthroughwiththat?

Yeah,sorry,theswallowingslowedmedown.

Whoselittleballofpaperisthis?

Oh,uh,thatwouldbemine.See,Iwroteanotetomyself,andthenIrealisedIdidn'

tneedit,soIballeditupand...（seesthatMonicaisglaringathim）...nowIwishIwasdead.

（Monicastartstofluffapillow.）

She'

salreadyfluffedthatpillow...Monica,youknow,you'

vealreadyfluffedthat-（Monicaglaresather.）-but,it'

sfine!

Look,I'

msorry,guys,Ijustdon'

twannagivethemanymoreammunitionthantheyalreadyhave.

Yes,andweallknowhowcruelaparentcanbeabouttheflatnessofachild'

spillow.

Monica-Hi!

Um,Monica,you'

rescaringme.Imean,you'

relike,you'

relikeallchaoticandtwirly.Andnot-notinagoodway.

Yeah,calmdown.Youdon'

tseeRossgettingallchaoticandtwirlyeverytimetheycome.

That'

sbecauseasfarasmyparentsareconcerned,Rosscandonowrong.Y'

see,he'

sthePrince.ApparentlytheyhadsomebigceremonybeforeIwasborn.

（lookingoutthewindow）Ew,ew,ew,ewewewewew!

What?

UglyNakedGuygotaThighmaster!

All:

Eeaagh!

（Rachelentersfromherroom.）

Hasanybodyseenmyengagementring?

Yeah,it'

sbeautiful.

OhGod,ohGod,ohGodohGodohGodohGod....（Startstolookunderthecouchcushions.）

No,look,don'

ttouchthat!

Oh,likeIwasn'

tdreadingtomorrowenough,havingtogiveitbacktohim...'

HiBarry!

Rememberme?

mthegirlintheveilwhostompedonyourheartinfrontofyourentirefamily!

'

OhGodandnowI'

mgonnahavetoreturnthering,withoutthering,whichmakesitsomuchharder...

EasyRach,we'

llfindit.（Toall）Won'

twe!

ChandlerandJoey:

Oh!

Yeah!

Alright,when'

d'

yahaveitonlast?

Doy!

Probablyrightbeforeshelostit!

Youdon'

tgetalotof'

doy'

thesedays...

IknowIhaditthismorning,andIknowIhaditwhenIwasinthekitchenwith...

...Dinah?

（looksatthelasagneandrealizessomething）Ohhhhh,don'

tbemad...

Youdidn'

t.

Oh,Iamsorry...

Igaveyouonejob!

（Startstoexaminthelasagnethroughthebottomoftheglasspan.）

Oh,butlookhowstraightthosenoodlesare!

Now,Monica,youknowthat'

snothowyoulookforanengagementringinalasagne...

（putsdownthelasagne）Ijust...can'

tdoit.

Boys?

We'

regoingin.

（Chandler,Joey,andPhoebestarttopickthroughthelasagneasthere'

saknockonthedoorwhichMonicaanswers.）

（standingoutsidethedoor）.....Hi.

Wow.Thatisnotahappyhi.

Carol'

spregnant.

（whileeveryoneelseisstunned）Ooh!

Ifoundit!

W-w-wh-...wha-...w-w-w-...

Yeah.Dothatforanothertwohours,youmightbewhereIamrightaboutnow.（Heenters.）

Kindaputsthatwholepillowthinginperspective,huh,Mon?

Wellnow,how-howdoyoufitintothiswholething?

Well,CarolsayssheandSusanwantmetobeinvolved,butifI'

mnotcomfortablewithit,Idon'

thavetobeinvolved..basicallyit'

sentirelyuptome.

Sheissogreat!

Imissher.

Whatdoesshemeanby'

involved'

?

Imeanpresumably,thebiggestpartofyourjobisdone.

Anyway,theywantmetogodowntothis-sonogramthingwiththemtomorrow.

Sowhatareyougonnado?

Ihavenoidea.NomatterwhatIdo,though,I'

mstillgonnabeafather.

（Joeystartstoeattherestofthelasagneandeveryoneturnsandstaresathim.）

.....Well,thisisstillruined,right?

[Scene,MonicaandRachel'

s,MonicaandRossarepouringwinefortheirparents.]

Mrs.Geller:

Oh,MarthaLudwin'

sdaughterisgonnacallyou.（Tastesasnack）Mmm!

What'

sthatcurrytaste?

Curry.

Mmmm!

I-Ithinkthey'

regreat!

I,Ireallydo.

Mr.Geller:

（ToRoss）DoyouremembertheLudwins?

Thebigonehadathingforyou,didn'

tshe?

Theyallhadathingforhim.

Aw,Mom...

msorry,whyisthisgirlgoingtocallme?

Oh,shejustgraduated,andshewantstobesomethingincooking,orfood,or....Idon'

tknow.Anyway,Itoldheryouhadarestaurant-

NoMom,Idon'

thavearestaurant,Iworkinarestaurant.

Well,theydon'

thavetoknowthat...（ShestartstofluffthesamepillowMonicafluffedmultipletimesearlier.）

Ross,couldyoucomeandhelpmewiththespaghetti,please?

Yeah.（Theygotothekitchen.）

Oh,we'

rehavingspaghetti!

s....easy.

Iknowthisisgoingtosoundunbelievablyselfish,but,wereyouplanningonbringingupthewholebaby/lesbianthing?

BecauseIthinkitmighttakesomeoftheheatoffme.

[TimeLapse,everyoneisnoweating.]

WhatthatRacheldidtoherlife....Weranintoherparentsattheclub,theywerenotplayingverywell.

mnotgonnatellyouwhattheyspentonthatwedding...butfortythousanddollarsisalotofmoney!

Well,atleastshehadthechancetoleaveamanatthealtar...

sthatsupposedtomean?

Nothing!

It'

sanexpression.

Noit'

snot.

Don'

tlistentoyourmother.You'

reindependent,andyoualwayshavebeen!

Evenwhenyouwereakid...andyouwerechubby,andyouhadnofriends,youwerejustfine!

Andyouwouldreadaloneinyourroom,andyourpuzzles...

[TimeLapse.]

Look,therearepeoplelikeRosswhoneedtoshootforthestars,withhismuseum,andhispapersgettingpublished.Otherpeoplearesatisfiedwithstayingwheretheyare-I'

mtellingyou,thesearethepeoplewhonevergetcancer.

[TimeLapse.]

...AndIreadaboutthesewomentryingtohaveitall,andIthankGod'

OurLittleHarmonica'

doesn'

tseemtohavethatproblem.

（tryingdesperatelytochangethesubject）So,Ross,what'

sgoingonwithyou?

Anystories?

（Digsherelbowintohishand.）Nonews,nolittleanecdotestosharewiththefolks?

（pullshishandaway）Okay!

Okay.（Tohisparents）Look,I,uh-IrealiseyouguyshavebeenwonderingwhatexactlyhappenedbetweenCarolandme,and,so,well,here'

sthedeal.Carol'

salesbian.She'

slivingwithawomannamedSusan.She'

spregnantwithmychild,andsheandSusanaregoingtoraisethebaby.

（Stunnedsilenceensues.）

（ToMonica）Andyouknewaboutthis?

CommercialBreak

CentralPark,everyone'

sthere.]

Yourfolksarereallythatbad,huh?

Well,y'

know,thesepeoplearepros.Theyknowwhatthey'

redoing,theytaketheirtime,theygetthejobdone.

Boy,Iknowtheysayyoucan'

tchangeyourparents,...boy,ifyoucould-（ToRoss）-I'

dwantyours.

Mustpee.（Goestopee.）

Y'

know,it'

sevenworsewhenyou'

retwins.

You'

retwins?

Yeah.Wedon'

tspeak.She'

slikethishigh-powered,drivencareertype.

Whatdoe