英语短剧(三人)搞笑Word文档格式.docx

英语短剧(三人)搞笑Word文档格式.docx

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独白：

Thestoryhappenedinasunnyday.Twofriendsmeeteachother.

J:

Hi,nicetoseeyou,Petter.

P:

Nicetoseeyou,Jack.It`sagoodday,isn`tit?

Yeah,Ilikesunnydays.

Look,what`sthis?

Oh,it`sourluckday.It`s100dollar.

Yes,itis.Sowhatshouldwedotothemoney?

Giveittounclepolice?

Idon`tthinkso.Isuggestoneofuscanhaveit.Sinceitisinmyhand,so…

No,Idon`tthinkso.IthinkIfinditfirst,Iamthepersonthatwhoshouldhavethemoney.

Lookatthatperson.Whydon`tweaskhimtojudgeitforus.

Iagree.

Hello,couldyoupleasedousafavour?

S:

Ofcourse.What`tup?

Hereisthething,……

Isee.It`sreallyahardquestion.Letmethink.en…OK,Igetanidea.NowI`llgiveyouonequestionandtheonewhocangivethecorrectanswerthatcanhavethemoney.Whatdoyouthink?

Whynot.

Letdoit.

Nowyoumustlistentomecarefully.Lookatthesun,it`sbeautifulisn`tit?

Andit`sveryfarfromus.Somyquestioniswhenisthesunfartherawayfromus,inthemorningoratnoon?

Youfirst.

It`seasy.Aswecansee,inthemorningthesunisverybigandatnoonitbecomesmaller.So,theanswerisatnoon

ThatisthemoststupidanswerIhaveeverheard.Aswecanfeel,inthemorningit`scoolandatnoonit`llbeveryhot.Thatisbecausethesunisfartherawayfromusatmorning.

争吵

S：

OK.Stop.Stop.Asamatteroffact,eachofyouranswerisincorrect.Ithinktherangeisthesame.

Areyoucrazy?

Letmetellyousomething?

（到一边，拿出50美元）Ifyoumakemewin,it`syours.

（thinkforawhile）.It`sadeal.（回到原地）Iamsorry,Imadeamistakejustnow.I`llcorrectmyanswer.Petterisright.Theanswerisatnoon.

What?

Weneedtotalk.（拉路人到一边）Ididnotcatchyourmeanclearly.Couldyousayitagain?

Thesunisfartherawayfromusatnoon.Soyouarewrong.

（打过路人）Didyouchangeyourmind?

No…Ohyes.Youareright.Obviously,hewaswrong.

（一起回去）

P：

What`swrongwithyourface?

清嗓子

Ijustfalloverbyaccident,nevermind.Andlet`sgobacktothequestion,Ithinkitoverandoveragain.FinallyIbelieveJackisright.Youwerewrong.

（Jack从petter手中抢过钱）Thenit`smine.（kissit）It`snicetomeetyou,petter.Goodbye.

Don`tgo.（jack下）What`swrongwithyou?

I`msorry,Ijust…..

Givememymoney,now.

（路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了）

（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Whereismyown100dollar.Givememymoney.（追jack）

完