六人行中英对照714 The One Where They All Turn ThirtyWord下载.docx

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Joey:

Theydo!

Phoebe:

Rachel!

Comeonout!

Monicamadebreakfast!

Chocolate-chippancakes!

（ThereisnoresponsefromRachel.）

We’vegotpresents!

（Sheopensthedoor.）

Rachel:

Goodones?

Theyallcamefromthelistyouhandedouttoustwoweeksago.

Well,canIkeepthepresentsandstillbe29?

ComeonRach!

Look,turningthirtyisnotthatbigadeal.

Ohreally.Isthathowyoufeltwhenyouturnedthirty?

[FlashbacktoJoey’sthirtiethbirthdayparty.ItisbeingheldinMonicaandChandler’sapartment.]

（screaming）WhyGod?

Why?

Wehadadeal!

Lettheothersgrowold!

Notme!

（HeburieshisheadinPhoebe’slapforcomfort.）

[CutbacktoRachel’sparty,everyoneisnoweatingbreakfast,exceptRachel.]

Y’know,I’mstill29inGuam.

Hey,30isnotthatold!

DoyouknowhowoldtheEarthis?

Latethirties?

Ohcomeonyouguys!

Isitjustme?

AmIoverreactingtothis?

NoRach,it’snotjustyou.Mythirtiethbirthdaycertainlywasn’tthatmuchfun.

[FlashbacktoChandler’sthirtiethbirthdayparty.ItisalsobeingheldinMonicaandhisapartment.Heisabouttoblowoutthecandlesonhisbirthdaycake.]

（screaming）AndnowChandler!

We’reallgettin’soold!

（Lookingup）Whyareyoudoingthistous?

（Turnsawaycrying.）

OpeningCredits

s,breakfastisfinishedbutRachel’sstilldown.]

Rach,you’reinagreatplaceinyourlife.Comeon,you’vegotagreatjob!

Goodfriends…

Yeah,you’reroommateisasoapoperastar.

Look,y’knowIknowmylife’sgoingprettywell,butIlookaroundandIjustseesomanypeoplewho’veaccomplishedsomanyothergoalsbythetimethey’rethirty.

Yeah,butyoushouldn’tcompareyourselftome.

[Flashbackto:

TheStreetinfrontofCentralPerk,RossandJoeyareholdingayellowtapeacrosstheroadandeveryoneischeeringPhoebeasshebouncesaroundthecorneronahippity-hop.]

ComeonPhoebe!

YoucandoitPhoebe!

Thereyougo!

（Shecrossesthelineandtheyallcheeragain.）

Ididit!

Onemileonahippity-hop!

That’sit!

That’severythingIwantedtodobeforeIwasthirty.Oh,exceptIwantedtopatchthingsupwithmysister.Butohwell.Yay!

（Theyallcheeragain.）And-andgirlsthisthingisaGodsendifyouknowwhatImean.（RachelandMonicalookintriguedandastheyallheadintoCentralPerk,Rachelpicksupthehippity-hopthatPhoebeleftbehind.）

s,continuedfromearlier.]

Thirty.Ugh,Imeanthirty!

Monica,doyouremembermean,oldMrs.Kreegerinthefifthgrade?

Shewasthirty!

Comeon,let’shavesomefun.Huh?

（ToRachel）Whatdoyouwanttodotoday?

Nothing.Idon’twanttodoanything.

Well,doingnothingonyourthirtiethisbetterthandoingsomethingstupid,likeRoss.

Hey!

Thatwasapracticalpurchase!

Ineededthatcarfortransportation!

Okay?

I-Ihaveachild!

Astreet,RossissittinginhisnewlypurchasedMGB.WhichisoneofthebetterBritishsportscarsevermade.Ofcourse,‘better’isarelativeterm.Whichremindsmeofajoke.Whydon’ttheBritishmakecomputers?

Becausetheycouldn’tfigureouthowtomakethemleakoil.Anyway,thegangisallstaringathisnewpurchase.]

HowhotdoIlookinthis,huh?

Ross,asportscar?

Wouldn’tithavebeencheapertojuststuffasockdownthere?

That’snotwhatthisisaboutokay?

I-Iamasportscarenthusiast.Ihavealwaysbeenintocars.

Hey,what’sthehorsepoweronthisthing?

（giddy）Idon’tknow,but-butlookhowshiny!

Ican’tbelieveyouboughtthis.

Really!

GodRoss,whatwereyouthinking?

（ToPhoebe,quietly）Iknowit’sreallyshallow,butapartofmewantshimagain.

Oh,wellgetinlinemissy.（ToRoss）So,canIhavearidestud?

Hopin.（Phoebehopsin.）Getreadyforthesmoothestrideofyourlife.

（Hestartsthecarandsurprisinglyinfiresrightupandcomestoaniceidle.（BothcanberaritieswithBritishsportscarswiththeirlovelyLucasignitionsystems,whichtendnottoworkespeciallyintherain.）Anyway,thisbeingNewYorkheisparallelparkedonastreetwiththecarinfrontofhimonlyinchesaheadofhisbumper,likewisewiththecarbehindhim.He’scompletelyboxedinandcan’tmovemorethantwoinches.Hetriestogetoutseveraltimesbybumpingthebumpersofbothcarstonoavail.）

Damnit!

（Shutsthecaroff.）

（gettingout）Okay,who’snext?

s,PhoebeispouringRachelsomecoffee.]

Y’knowwhat?

Iamgoingtodosomethingtoday.I’mnotjustgonnasitaroundlikesomeoldlady.I’mgonnagetsomethingpierced.Likemyuh,likemynoseormytongueorsomething.

Really?

‘Causey’knowthathurts.

Sowhat?

ThewayIseeit—（Phoebepullsoutahairfromthebackofherhead）—Ow!

Sonofabitch!

LookRachel,Iknowwhatyou’regoingthrough.I’mtotallyfreakedaboutturning25.

（glaresathim）Getout,getoutofmyapartment.

AllrightRach,forwhatit’sworth,Ithinkthatyou’redoinggreat.Imeany’knowlet’sfaceit,noonehandlesthiswell.

Leastofallyou.

Whatyou’ddo?

Weren’tyouaskedtoleavesonny?

[FlashbacktoMonicaandChandler’sapartment.ChandlerhasabunchofpeopleoverinformalweartogiveMonicaasurprisebirthdayparty.Joeyiscomingoutofthebathroomandremovinghistie.]

（ToJoey）Wouldyouputthatbackon?

Monica’sgonnabehereanyminute!

Butithurt’smyJoey’sApple.

（frustrated）Okay,forthelasttime.It’snotnamedforeachindividualman.

（JoeywalksawayandMr.andMrs.Gellerwalkup.Mr.Gelleriswearingthisancientvelvettuxedo.）

Mrs.Geller:

（ToChandler）You’vedoneawonderfuljobwiththispartyChandler.Everythinglookssolovely.

Ohwell,notaslovelyasyou.Imean,Ican’tbelievethatyouwouldhaveathirty-year-olddaughter!

（ToMr.Geller）Andyou!

Ican’tbelievethatyouwouldhaveatuxthat’sthirtyyearsold!

（PutshishandonMr.Geller’sshoulder.）

Mr.Geller:

It’solderthanthat.Rosswasactuallyconceivedrightnearthistuxedo.

Ohh!

（Hequicklyremoveshishandandlooksatit.）

（entering）Hey!

Everybodyhide!

Hide!

Isawher!

She’scoming!

Okay!

Everybodydown!

（Rachelturnsoffthelightsandeveryonecrouches.Aseveryonecrouches,arippingnoiseeruptsfromtheassemblage.）

Crap.

（Wehearsomefumblingatthedoor,thensilence.）

（gettinguptoinvestigate）Okay,everybodystayhere.Iwillfindoutwhat’sgoingon.

（HegoesoutintothehallandfindsaverydrunkMonicalyingupagainstJoeyandRachel’sdoor.）

Heyyy!

Yougotthedooropen!

（Giggles.）

Hey-heyareyoudrunk?

Nooo!

（Giggles）Okay.（ShetriestopullherselfupbyRachelandJoey’sdoorknob,butthedooropensandshealmostfallsintothetheirapartment.Shemanagestocatchherself.）Whoa!

（Standsup,unsteadily）Okay.SeeIwas,Iwasalittlenervousaboutturning（whispering）thirty.（Giggles.）Sothebusboystookmeoutforsomedrinks.（Pause）Iwannapukeonyoulater!

Okay,hereisthething.Wehavethrownaveryformalsurprisepartyforyouinthere!

Allofyourfriendsareinthereandyourparents!

Noo!

Yes!

Ohno!

Myparentshaveneverseenmedrunk!

（Pause）Thattheyknowof.

Okay,here’sthething.We’regonnagetyousomecoffeeandtheywillneverknowthatyou’redrunk.

Youpromise?

Yeah,I’lltakecareofit.

Okay.Iloveyousomuch.（Kisseshim.）

（laughing）Okaywehavetodosomethingaboutyourbreath.

Whataboutyourbreath?

（Breathesonhim.）

That’sstillyours.Okay,nowrememberit’sasurpriseparty.So,whenyougoin,actsurprised.

Okay.Icandothat.

Okay.

（ChandleropensthedoorandMonicasneaksuponit.Theygoinside.）

Surprise!

（Monicascreamsandtheyallstareather.）

CommercialBreak

Ross’sbirthday,JoeyisnowtryingtogethiscaroutwhileRossisdirectinghim.]

Okay,forward.Forward—Stop!

（ThecarmovesaninchandRossrunstothebackofthecar.）Okay,back—Stop!

（ThecarbarelymovesandRossrunsbacktothefront.）Okay,forward—Stop!

Stop!

Ross,justforgetaboutit.Thisguy’sgotyoutotallywedgedin.

（Abeautifulwomanapproaches.）

Woman:

（ToJoey）Isthisyours?

Wellactually…

No-no-no!

It’smine!

It’s-it’smine.（Thewomanwalksaway.）

Dude,yousooooneedthiscar.

（runningup）Okay.Okay,here’swhatwe’regonnado.Okay,I’mgonnabreakintothismini-vanandputitinneutral.YouguyspushitforwardsoRosscandrive