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经典美剧《老友记》第六季第二十集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

"We'vegot3minutestillitblows.Wewon'tmakeit!

"

"You'vegottogetoutofhere!

Saveyourself!

"

"Iwon'tleaveyou."

"Don'tworryaboutme.I'marobot.I'mjustamachine!

"

-"No,you'renot.Nottome."-Oh,myGod.

-What?

-Iamextremelytalented.

-Yeah.You'regreat.-Yeah.

-Okay,let'stakeitfrom..-No,Imean,Iwasreallyactingmyassoff.

IthoughtIwasprettygood,too.

Yeah,you'resolid.You'rejustnome.

Youknowwhat?

Ithinkthat'senoughfornow.

Idon'twanttobeover-rehearsed.

Fine.I'lldoitwithoutyou!

Idon'tneedyouoranybodyelse!

I'mgonnamakeitonmyown!

You'llsee!

You'llallsee!

TheOneWithMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.

21

It'sanewTVshow.

I'mupforthepartofMac,Machiavelli,or"Mac"!

I'madetectiveandIsolvecrimeswithmyrobotpartner.

He'sacomputerizedhumanoid...

electronicallyenhancedsecretenforcer.

Or"C.H.E.E.S.E."

-SoMacandC.H.E.E.S.E.?

-That'sthetitle!

Theyluckedoutthattheinitialsspell"cheese."

Thatislucky.

SoJoey,ifyougetthis,you'regonnabe,like...

thestarofyourownTVshow.

Imean,you'llbelikethe"BigCheese"orthe"BigMac."Hey,youlovethose!

Don'tgetyourhopesup.Itprobablywon'thappen.

Whywouldyousaythat?

Well,Imean,comeon,guys.MyownTVshow?

-Idon'tknowifI'mgoodenough.-Iam.

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

You'reaterrificactor.

-Youreallythinkso?

-Howcanyouevenaskthatquestion?

-She'spretty.-Yeah.Andshe'sreallynicetoo.

Shetaughtmeallabouthowtoworkwithcameras...

and"smellthefart"acting.

-I'msorry.What?

-Excuseme?

It'slikeyougotsomanylinestolearnsofast...

sometimesyouneedtimetorememberyournextone.

Sowhileyou'rethinkingofit,youtakethispausewhereyoulookintense.

Youknow,likethis:

Okay.

Here'smyscene!

Here'smyscene!

Mrs.Wallace?

I'mDr.DrakeRamorey,yoursister'ssurgeon.

Yousisterissufferingfroma...

Well,Eva,we'vedonesomeexcellentworkhere.

AndIwouldhavetosayyourproblemisquiteclear.

Allyouwantisatinkle

Whatyouenvy'saschwang

Athingthroughwhichyoucantinkle

Orplaywithorsimplylethang

IplayAlPacino'sbutt.

Allright?

Hegoesintotheshowerandthen,I'mhisbutt.

-Oh,myGod.-Comeon,youguys.

ThisisamovieandAlPacino'sinit,andthat'sbig!

It'sterrific.Youdeservethis.Afteryearsofstruggling...

you'vefinallycrackedyourwayintoshowbusiness.

Okay,fine,makejokes.Idon'tcare.Thisisabigbreakforme.

-No,you'reright,itis.-Yeah.

So,yougonnainviteustothebigopening?

Allright,I'moutofhere.Wishmeluck.

Goodluck,goodluckWeallwishyougoodluck

Yeah,whatever.

Wow,ifIcoulddance,I'dbeatriplethreat.

It'syourturn.

Oh,areweplayingthis?

How'dtheauditiongo?

Terrible.Imessedupeveryword.Ishouldn'tevenbeanactor.

Wait.Areyoupretendingitdidn'tgowell,butitreallydidgowell?

-Yeah,didIfoolyou?

-Totally!

-Soitdidgowell?

-Amazinglywell!

-Great!

-It'sdowntomeandtwootherguys.

Andthey'rereallygood.

One'sfromthoseallergycommercialswho'schasedbyflowers.

Oh,Ilovethatguy!

Whatareyoudoing?

WhatamIdoing?

I'msonervous,youknow?

Thecallbackistomorrowat5:

00.

-Ifeellikemyhead'sgonnaexplode.-Well,itisoverdue.

-Don'tworry.You'llbefine.-Butit'ssomuchpressure.

Whatyouguysdoisdifferent.Idon'tknowifyou'dunderstand.

Yeah,wedon'thavepressureatourjobs.

Iknowwhattimeitis,butI'mlookingatthewee-nessandI'mnothappy.

Well,I'mtearingthelettuce.

-Isitdirty?

-Don'tworry,I'llwashit.

Don't.Ilikeitdirty.

That'syourcall.

Sowhatareyougoingtodonext?

IthoughtI'dcutupthetomatoes.

Aretheyfirm?

-They'reallright.-Yousuretheyhaven'tgonebad?

Yousurethey'renotvery,verybad?

-No,really.They'reokay.-Yougonnaslicethemrealnice?

Actually,Iwasgonnadothemjulienne.

I'moutofhere.

I'mquitting.Ijusthelpedan81-year-oldwomanputonathong...

andshedidn'tevenbuyit.

I'mquitting.That'sit.I'mtalkingtomybossrightnow.

Yes,Iam.Yes,Iam.

Bye.Callmewhenyougetthismessage.

Well,whathappened?

Well,hecameinforamassage,andeverythingwasfineuntil...

Oh,myGod.

Andallofasudden,hishandsweren'ttheproblemanymore.

-Wasit?

-BoyScoutscould'vecampedunderthere.

Youatemysandwich?

Itwasamistake.Itcouldhappentoanyone.

Really?

Nowcalmdown.

Comelookinmyoffice.Someofitmaystillbeinthetrash.

-What?

-Well,itwasquitelarge.

Ihadtothrowmostofitaway.

Youthrewmysandwichaway?

Mysandwich?

Mysandwich!

It'sjust,Iwantthispartsomuch.

IfIdon'tgetthispart,I'mnevergonnaeatmacaroniandcheeseagain.

Ididn'tsaythat.Thatdoesn'tcount.

Comeon,guys.It'snotlikeImovedtoEurope.

Ijustmovedacrossthehall.

Andwewouldhaveyouoverallthetime...

ifitweren'tforMonica'sallergies.

You'reright,Icouldneverlietoyou.

Shehatesyou.

ShouldIgetthat?

Hello?

No,Joey'snothererightnow.CanItakeamessage?

Yeah,okay.Sotheaudition'sbeenmovedfrom5:

00to2:

30?

Okay,great.Bye.

-Aren'tyoudressedyet?

-AmInakedagain?

We'remeetingmyparentsin15minutes.

Iwasjusttalkingtotheguys.Lookatthem.

Isitokayiftheycomevisit?

Whataboutmyallergies?

Right.Yourallergies.

Allher.Shehatesyou.

Yes!

Allright.

Howcoolwoulditbeifyoucouldwatchalife-sizeversionofthis?

-Imean,howcrazywouldthatbe?

-Ascrazyassoccer?

Hello?

Whatareyoutalkingabout?

Theaudition'sat5.

Well,nobodytoldme.

Who'dyoutalkto?

Nevermind.

Youmeanyoudidn'tgetitfromthis?

-Theallergyguygotthepart.Thanks.-Maybewecanfixit.

Maybewecansendhimsomebigflowersandscarehim!

Howcouldyoudothis?

Thiscould'veturnedmycareeraround.

Imessedup,okay?

I'msorry.Ireallymessedup.

Why'dyouanswermyphone?

-Ihaveamachine!

-WhichIboughtforyou.

Taughtyouhowtouseit.Youthoughtitwasacopier.

IftherewasanythingIcoulddo,I'ddoit.

Everybody'sallowedonemistake,right?

HecouldhavegottenmeaVCRorgolfclubs.

Butno,hehastogetmethe"WomanRepeller."

Theeyesorefromthe"LiberaceHouseofCrap!

"

-It'snotthatbad.-Easyforyoutosay.

Youdon'thavetosportarejectfromthe"Mr.T"collection.

Ipitythefoolwhoputsonmyjewelry!

Ido!

Ido!

Ipitythefoolthat...

Whenyouwerelatelastnight,KathyandIweretalkingand...

onethingledtoanotherand....

Andwhat?

Didyousleepwithher?

-No!

No,Ijustkissedher.-What?

That'sevenworse!

-How?

-Idon'tknow!

Butit'sthesame!

Ihavenoexcuses.Iwasovertheline.

Overtheline?

You'resofarpastthelineyoucan'tevenseeit!

Thelineisadottoyou!

I'mnotsayingyoushouldmagicallyforgiveme.

Butyou'renotperfect.You'vemadeerrorsinjudgment.

Nameone!

Whathappened?

Man!

Hepromisedhewouldn'ttakethechairs!

Howwereyoulockedin?

Andwherethehell'sallofourstuff?

Thisguycametolookattheunit...

andhedidn'tthinkitwasbigenoughtofitaman.

Soyougotinvoluntarily?

Iwastryingtomakeasale!

IfIeverrunintohimagain,knowwhatI'lldo?

Bendover?

There'sLori.

Remember,notrading.Yougettheprettyone,Igetthemess.

-Hi,Joey.-Hey.

Well,well.Lookwhatyoubrought.

Andwhatdidyoubring?

She'scheckinghercoat.

Joey,I'mgonnagowashthecabsmelloffmyhands.

WillyougetmeawhiteZinfandelandaglassofredforJanice.

Janice?

Oh,myGod!

Joey'stailortookadvantageofme.

What?

Noway.I'vebeengoingtotheguyfor12years.

Yousaidhe'ddomyinseam...

thenheranhishandupmylegandthentherewas...

What?

Cupping.

That'showtheydopants!

-Isn'tthathowatailormeasures?

-Yes,yes,itis.Inprison!

Isaidnameone!

-Ican'tbelieveIdidthis.-Stopbeatingyourselfup.

Peoplemakemistakes.Thesethingshappen.

Therearen'tanymessagesyou'veforgottentogiveme?

Apparently,you'renotverygoodatit.

-Doyouthinkhe'llforgiveme?

-Ofcourse.

Theimportantthingisthatyouforgiveyourself.

-Youknowwhat,Ikindofhave.-Already?

Thatwasprettybadwhatyoudid.

Hewillforgiveyou.

IliketobringapadwithmewhenIanswerthephone,okay?

-Youdidn'tseehowmadhewas.-I'msurehe'llforgiveyou.

We'veallbeenthere.Youfight,youmakeup.That'showitworks.

Ittooktwopeopletobreakupthisrelationship!

Yeah!

Youandthatcopygirl...

whichyesterdayyoutookresponsibilityfor!

Ididn'tknowwhatIwastakingresponsibilityfor.

-Ididn'tfinishtheletter.-What?

-Ifellasleep.-Youfellasleep?

Itwas5:

30inthemorning.

Andyouhadrambledonfor18pages.

Frontandback!

Andbytheway?

Y-O-U,apostropheR-Emeans,"youare."

Y-O-U-Rmeans"your."

Ican'tbelieveIthoughtofgettingbacktogetherwithyou.

Wearesoover!

Finebyme!

Andjustsoyouknow,it'snotthatcommon...

itdoesn'thappentoeveryguy,anditisabigdeal!

Iknewit!

-Youhadnorighttogooutwithhim.-That'sridiculous..

-Yousoldmeout!

-Ididnot!

-Youdid!

Yousoldme..-Wouldyouletmetalk?

Didyoujustflickme?

Well,youwouldn'tletmefinishand..

Stopit!

-Stop.-Stop.

-Allright.No,let'snotdothis.-No!

-Happythoughts.-No!

-Happythoughts.-No!

Okay,nowI'mgonnakicksomeass!

Allright.Now,Iwillletgoifyoubothstop.

-Fine.-Fine.

Therewego.

Youknowwhat?

Ifwewereinprison,youguyswouldbemybitches.

Okay,buddyboy,hereitis.

Youhidemyclothes?

I'mwearingeverythingyouown.

Oh,myGod!

Lookatme,I'mChandler!

CouldIbewearinganymoreclothes?

MaybeifIwasn'tgoingcommando.

Itellyou,it'shotwithallthison.I'dbetternotdoanylunges.

Jo