大学生英语话剧剧本.docx

1、大学生英语话剧剧本大学生英语话剧剧本（一）May Dream Wont Come TureScene1（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序.（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.B:（看看手表）25 seconds today.Wed better run quickly tomorrow.A:What a won

2、derful thing if we neednt（指那堆挤来挤去的人）like this!B:Well.Lets go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!Whats lesson this afternoon?A:We have a listening examination.Its boring!I may sleeping againScene2（A的办公室内）Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）秘书：Good morning,A.Ill tell you todays arra

3、ngement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.Thats all.（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）A:Morning.Please sit down.音：（拿着几张CD）Thats no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chous new record is the most impo

4、rtant.If you have nothing to answer,Ill go.A:（翻看CD）All right.Goodbye!（停顿片刻）The next one!（体育老师上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?体：Of course you neednt.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?A:ErBaskerball is Okay.体：Good!Boys,come

5、 on!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Are you satisfied?A:Emjust so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.体：Ok.Have a good week!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,Its time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?A:MmmToday I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.服：Thank y

6、ou.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.A:Really?Thats great.（饭菜送上）Thats tips.服：Thank you very much.（退场）Scene3Narrator:A下午的计算

7、机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）A:（伸个懒腰）So great that my computers homework has finished.Scene4Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）Im so sorry!（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一

8、圈，脑海中不停回响那句话Narrator:Im so sorry）Scene5（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Good afternoon!A!A:（换个睡觉姿势）EnBeafsteak and red wine,please.Thiss tips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）Im so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，

9、同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!A:（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.Its just a dream!（欢呼）Its doesnt matter.Its not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isnt it?B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?A:Why did you say that?Its really a wonderful dream.

10、I think it will turn my life around（欢快语气）。B:So you wont sleep in the class?A:Of course.Lets go to the canteen!B:Well,lets go!Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音乐起）The End大学生英语话剧剧本（二）Michael: 泽泓Scolfield: 仲铨Lincoln: 桂帆T-bag: 捷驰宿舍3人：M:（reading book） rule

11、s for students the book is so hard to understand,its a littleboringScolfield,what are you doing ?S: （刚开始没应答，忙于dota） im dota ingOh,noI lost again（中文说：队友不给力啊）。what a day! I lost five times today.I couldnt dota any moreAnd Lincoln ,what areyou busy with ?大学生英语话剧剧本L: nothing,just watching video.M: which

12、 kind of video are you watching ?I guess its American,right?L: Yeah,American of course.clever boy,you know I like American movies very much.but this movie Im watching is not that funny.Heyguys,its holiday ,is there anyfun we can have?S: SayI remember theres a party tonight at E502.M: Oh,yes,I almost

13、 gorget it.theres a fellowship gathering tonight,which can be a goodchance to make some friendsyou knowL: with some beautiful girls,right?S: Yeah,thats really wonderful,you know ,I like this kind of gathering partypretty girls are everywhereM & L :hahawe know what you mean.L : all right.its a deal.f

14、our of us should go to the party together.M: OKbut where is T-bag ?S: T-bagT-bag 进来L: T-bag,where have you been?M: we have a good news .S: Yeah,theres a party tonight,and we can have fun ,would you come with us?T-bag: （装悲剧ing）sorry ,I dont want to,Im not in a good mood.L: come on ,man,whats wrong wi

15、th you?T: oh,well its about my father;my family told me that he got hurt when riding a bike.S、M、L: its really a pity.3人将进入PARTY场地时：S: look at those four beautiful girls,as I say:pretty girls are everywhere!M: Yeah,you are actually right,I really wanna make acquaintance with them.L:不悦S:come on,Lincol

16、n,we are having partyL: wait a minute ,we are having fun while our good friend T-bag is in trouble.I dontthink its appropriate.Were good friends.M: yeah,youre right.we should do sth for T-bag.S: OK,GOOD BYE,PRRETY GIRLS.PPT:（决定去做某事）2 hours later:宿舍：T:装不爽3人进来后，T: why are you come back so early?Is the

17、 party funny?L: Yeah,the girls are prrety,but weS: WE got sth for you.M: 将一张纸递给T-BAGT: oh,my god ,its a plane tiket for my home,thats so sweet of youyou go to buy tiket for me instead of having fun at the partyTHANKS,GUYSM: dontt thank us.WE are friends ,as the rules for students says:treat all of y

18、ourfriends just like your family at home.L: Yeah,were brothers.several days later:T-bag comes backT-bag: hey,guys Im back.L: hey,T-bag,Is evething OK?M: enhow about your father?T: well,my fathers hurt isnt very serious,hell OK in a month or not.S: enYOU are a dutiful son.L: thats really great.T: Hey

19、,whats are you watching just now?L: WELL,were watching funny video.S: Its Japanese not American.T: Oh,Let me see how funny it is大学生英语话剧剧本（三）CastAnita: Never understands why students like to skip classesKevin: Treats skipping classes as the principle of university lifeKen: Eager to skip classes but d

20、ares not to do itJason: Always commits himself not to skip classesSteven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping classRita: A professional class skipper-Scene I（Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet

21、 on the way to the classroom.）Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if-Scene II（Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking t

22、o one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.）Anita: Hey, well have the Business Management class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Dont tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good f

23、riend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone elses business. Youll get yourself in trouble. Dont you know it? Kevin: Anita, dont be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way,

24、I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two oclock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoo

25、n. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, Im not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never under

26、stand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?-Scene III（After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.）Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what

27、 I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We dont have any class in the morning but were packed in the afternoon

28、on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didnt you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because youve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you s

29、ay so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!-Scene IV（Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. ）Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I sk

30、ipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, youll appreciate what Im going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears First of all, whether you skip the class or not, youll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I dont believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if