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大学生英语话剧剧本
大学生英语话剧剧本
（一）
《MayDreamWon'tComeTure》
Scene1
（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）
Narrator:
又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。
"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序".
（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:
Oh,no!
Thereisnofoodagain!
Wehavealreadyranasfastaswecan.
B:
（看看手表）25secondstoday.We'dbetterrunquicklytomorrow.
A:
Whatawonderfulthingifweneedn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）likethis!
B:
Well.Let'sgo,backtodormitory,eatthejunkfood!
What'slessonthisafternoon?
A:
Wehavealisteningexamination.It'sboring!
Imaysleepingagain~Scene2
（A的办公室内）
Narrator:
果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）
秘书：
Goodmorning,A.I'lltellyoutoday'sarrangement:
Youhavetwolessonsinthemorning,theyaremusicclassandP.E.Thenacomputerlessonafterlunch.That'sall.
（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）
A:
Morning.Pleasesitdown.
音：
（拿着几张CD）That'snoneed.Ihavenothingtoteachtoday.YourhomeworkislistentotheseCDs.Amongthem,JayChou'snewrecordisthemostimportant.Ifyouhavenothingtoanswer,I'llgo.
A:
（翻看CD）Allright.Goodbye!
（停顿片刻）Thenextone!
（体育老师上）A:
Oh,shouldIwearathleteuniform?
体：
Ofcourseyouneedn't.Inmyclass,youcanjustsithereandwatchsomesportsmatch.So,whichdoyouprefer,footballorbasketball?
A:
Er…BaskerballisOkay.
体：
Good!
Boys,comeon!
（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：
Areyousatisfied?
A:
Em…justso-so.Ihopetowatchfootballnexttime.Youmaygonow.
体：
Ok.Haveagoodweek!
（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：
A,It'stimetohavelunch.（退到一旁）服：
Goodafternoon.Whatdoyouwanttoday?
A:
Mmm…TodayIjustwanttoeatsomethingcheap.Beafsteakandredwine,please.
服：
Thankyou.（鞠躬）Waitamoment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌,A翻看杂志）秘：
（整理完毕，打开文件夹）ThecomputerteacherjustcalledmethathewouldreplacethelessonwithapractiseoneintheNetworkBar.SoyoucanplaytheCrazyDanceon-linewell.
A:
Really?
That'sgreat.（饭菜送上）That'stips.
服：
Thankyouverymuch.（退场）
Scene3
Narrator:
A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！
（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。
音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）
A:
（伸个懒腰）Sogreatthatmycomputer'shomeworkhasfinished.
Scene4
Narrator:
就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：
（很礼貌地请A离开）I'msosorry!
（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:
I'msosorry……"）Scene5
（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:
下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该醒了……老师：
（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Goodafternoon!
!
!
A!
!
!
A:
（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteakandredwine,please.This'stips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：
（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'msosorry!
ButIhadtogiveyouzero!
Yousee,yourpaperissoclean!
（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:
Hey!
（看表）Youhavedelayed7s.Wehavenothingtoeatagain!
A:
（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.It'sjustadream!
（欢呼）It'sdoesn'tmatter.It'snotabadchoicetofightforfoodsometimes,isn'tit?
B:
Gosh!
Wereareyoufrightenedbytheterribledream?
A:
Whydidyousaythat?
It'sreallyawonderfuldream.Ithinkitwillturnmylifearound（欢快语气）。
B:
Soyouwon'tsleepintheclass?
A:
Ofcourse.Let'sgotothecanteen!
B:
Well,let'sgo!
Narrator:
Mydearfriends,whichlifedoyoupreferto,inthedreamorinreality?
（音乐起）~TheEnd~
大学生英语话剧剧本
（二）
Michael:
泽泓
Scolfield:
仲铨
Lincoln:
桂帆
T-bag:
捷驰
宿舍
3人：
M:
（readingbook）"rulesforstudents"thebookissohardtounderstand,it'salittleboringScolfield,whatareyoudoing?
S:
（刚开始没应答，忙于dota）i'mdotaing…Oh,noIlostagain（中文说：
队友不给力啊）。
whataday!
Ilostfivetimestoday.Icouldn'tdotaanymoreAndLincoln,whatareyoubusywith?
大学生英语话剧剧本
L:
nothing,justwatchingvideo.
M:
whichkindofvideoareyouwatching?
Iguessit'sAmerican,right?
L:
Yeah,Americanofcourse.cleverboy,youknowIlikeAmericanmoviesverymuch.
butthismovieI'mwatchingisnotthatfunny.Heyguys,it'sholiday,isthereanyfunwecanhave?
S:
SayIrememberthere'sapartytonightatE502.
M:
Oh,yes,Ialmostgorgetit.there'safellowshipgatheringtonight,whichcanbeagoodchancetomakesomefriendsyouknow
L:
withsomebeautifulgirls,right?
S:
Yeah,that'sreallywonderful,youknow,IlikethiskindofgatheringpartyprettygirlsareeverywhereM&L:
hahaweknowwhatyoumean.
L:
allright.it'sadeal.fourofusshouldgotothepartytogether.
M:
OKbutwhereisT-bag?
S:
T-bag
T-bag进来
L:
T-bag,wherehaveyoubeen?
M:
wehaveagoodnews.
S:
Yeah,there'sapartytonight,andwecanhavefun,wouldyoucomewithus?
T-bag:
（装悲剧ing）sorry,Idon'twantto,I'mnotinagoodmood.
L:
comeon,man,what'swrongwithyou?
T:
oh,wellit'saboutmyfather;myfamilytoldmethathegothurtwhenridingabike.
S、M、L:
it'sreallyapity.
3人将进入PARTY场地时：
S:
lookatthosefourbeautifulgirls,asIsay:
prettygirlsareeverywhere!
M:
Yeah,youareactuallyright,Ireallywannamakeacquaintancewiththem.
L:
不悦
S:
comeon,Lincoln,wearehavingparty
L:
waitaminute,wearehavingfunwhileourgoodfriendT-bagisintrouble.Idon'tthinkit'sappropriate.We'regoodfriends.
M:
yeah,you'reright.weshoulddosthforT-bag.
S:
OK,GOODBYE,PRRETYGIRLS.
PPT:
（决定去做某事）
2hourslater:
宿舍：
T:
装不爽
3人进来后，T:
whyareyoucomebacksoearly?
Isthepartyfunny?
L:
Yeah,thegirlsareprrety,butwe
S:
WEgotsthforyou.
M:
将一张纸递给T-BAG
T:
oh,mygod,it'saplanetiketformyhome,that'ssosweetofyouyougotobuytiketformeinsteadofhavingfunatthepartyTHANKS,GUYSM:
dont'tthankus.WEarefriends,asthe《rulesforstudents》says:
treatallofyourfriendsjustlikeyourfamilyathome.
L:
Yeah,we'rebrothers.
severaldayslater:
T-bagcomesback
T-bag:
hey,guysI'mback.
L:
hey,T-bag,IsevethingOK?
M:
enhowaboutyourfather?
T:
well,myfather'shurtisn'tveryserious,he'llOKinamonthornot.
S:
enYOUareadutifulson.
L:
that'sreallygreat.
T:
Hey,what'sareyouwatchingjustnow?
L:
WELL,we'rewatchingfunnyvideo.
S:
It'sJapanesenotAmerican.
T:
Oh,Letmeseehowfunnyitis
大学生英语话剧剧本（三）
Cast
Anita:
NeverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclassesKevin:
Treats"skippingclasses"astheprincipleofuniversitylifeKen:
EagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoitJason:
AlwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclassesSteven:
AlwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclassRita:
Aprofessionalclassskipper
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（Anita,Kevin,Ken,Jason,Steven,andRitaareallTunghaiUniversitystudents.Theyaregoodfriends.Oneday,KenandJasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.）Ken:
Whyareyoulate?
And,youjustmissedthelastclass.Theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.
Jason:
Oh,shoot!
Ijustmissedit.WouldyoulendmeyournotessoIcanmakeacopy?
Ken:
Sureif
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（Anita,StevenandKevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.And,AnitaistryingtopreventStevenandKevinfromcuttingthenextclass.）Anita:
Hey,we’llhavethe"BusinessManagement"classinafewminutes.Whereareyougoing?
Don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithJason.
Steven:
Iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.OfcourseIamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.
Anita:
Youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.You’llgetyourselfintrouble.Don’tyouknowit?
…Kevin:
Anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.Hewillnotlistentoyou.Justleavehimalone.Bytheway,Iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.Areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?
Anita:
Oh,IamsorrythatIalmostforgotit.Whattimetomorrow?
Kevin:
Twoo’clock.Icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–Jolin.Oh,howwonderful!
Anita:
waitaminute.WehaveCalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.Areyououtofyourmind?
Kevin:
Well,I’mnot.YetIthinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.
Anita:
No,thisisaveryimportantclass.Andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.
Kevin:
Tomeitmakesnodifference.EvenifIwereintheclassIwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.Besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?
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（AfterCalculusclass,AnitaisonthewaytotheSTbuilding.Atthesametime,RitaiswalkingtotheSTbuildingfromthedorm.Theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.）Rita:
HereIam.Look,IdidwhatIpromised.Iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.
Anita:
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
Thisisthe5thclass.Youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.Yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.
Rita:
DidI?
Wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononWednesdays.
Anita:
Ibegyourpardon?
TodayisThursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.Besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?
Rita:
Ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.
Anita:
Youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.
Rita:
Whydidyousayso?
IknowthatwewillhavetheComputerProgramtesttomorrow.
Anita:
Youareincurable.Thetestwasthismorning!
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（KenandRitaaretalkingtoeachother.Theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.）Ken:
IwonderwhyyourCalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.Yet,everytimeIskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewIwasabsent.IthinkIamreallyunlucky.
Rita:
well,you’llappreciatewhatI’mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.
Ken:
Whatarethey?
Rita:
Nowlendmeyourears–Firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.
Ken:
HowdoyouknowthatIwillnotpass?
Rita:
Calculusisextremelydifficult.Idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.
Ken:
Maybeyouareright.Whatelse?
Rita:
Beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.Andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.
Ken:
Why?
Rita:
Wellif
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