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1、第一幕地点：婚礼现场人物：牛魔王，至尊宝，紫霞，香香，铁扇公主，蛤蟆怪，众小妖故事：牛魔王：Its really a happy day!众妖：why?牛魔王: Today is my sisters wedding. and Im going to have a concubine（妾） today.众妖: Concubine? Does your wife agree to it?牛魔王: That bitch（泼妇） is not lovely anymore. Shes right now at the Flame 火焰Mountain. She can do nothing abou

2、t it!蛤蟆怪: haha, Bro（兄弟） br Bull（牛）, how did you meet your new wife？牛魔王: I passed the desert（遗弃） last night, I met a pretty girl there. Shes dying!众妖: Zixia Immortal（神仙）蛤蟆怪: Good, OK, this time.牛魔王: Youve got a nice name.（至尊宝从后台走入人群中）牛魔王: Let me introduce（介绍） my sister and my brother-in law to you. X

3、iang xiang! My bro!Come here!This is my brother, this is my sister xiangxiang.香香:Hello! Zixia!紫霞: Can you stay here for your wedding?至尊宝: I think so.紫霞: What do your wife at home think?牛魔王: Wife? You know her?(至做尴尬状)香香：Have you a wife?至尊宝: just divorced（离婚的）!香香:I havent heard that before!牛魔王: Its no

4、rmal that a man has a dozen一打（12个） of wives妻子. Take it easy. bro, do you think so?至尊宝: yes, yes牛魔王: Zixia, listen to me. I think Ive fallen（信以为真） for you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity真诚. So I request要求 you to marry me in front of my bros. This Moonlights Box is my gift礼物 to you. I hop

5、e you would say yes.众妖: I object!牛魔王: what?至尊宝: Let me do this! what? what? They are a good match! You cant object反对 it.蛤蟆怪: Zixia has a means to test 考验her lover. If you can pass it, I will shut up住口!至尊宝: whats this? really?蛤蟆怪: this test is that she would marry the guy家伙 who can make her Magic 巫术S

6、word刀 go out of the scabbard（把插入鞘中）.（剑从至的怀中落下）众妖: Magic Sword?牛魔王: let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫霞: its not true! its just a joke.众妖: A joke?紫霞: it is still meaningless无意义 even if you can put it out!牛魔王: You sons of bitches狗崽子, how dare you hang around here? Im gonna将要 kill the ones who block阻止 my way!(铁扇

7、入场)众妖: King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛魔王: aaa.（The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden）第二幕地点：牛魔王后花园人物：至尊宝，紫霞，牛魔王，铁扇故事：（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）至尊宝: why are you hiding藏 here?（紫抽剑，指向至，两人定格，至走出来，独白）至尊宝: at this time ,the blade is really close to me ,0.01 cm I think. But after a

8、 short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because Ive decided to tell a lie, Ive told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie! 在这个时候,刀片真的很接近我,0.01厘米我所想的。但经过一段时间,0.01秒,我想,老板的刀杀的,必倒我全心全意地去做。因为我已经决定要说谎,我已经讲了很多是在我的生活,但是我觉得

9、这是最美妙的谎言!紫霞: Ill kill you if you come closer!至尊宝: you should kill me! kill me! Id found my best love, but I didnt treasure财产 her. I felt regretful after that. Its the ultimate最终 pain 疼痛in the world. Just cut my throat, please dont hesitate犹豫! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her three words.

10、 “I love you”. If god wanna give me a time limit, Ill say this love will last 10 thousand years. 你应该杀了我!杀了我!我找到我的最爱,但是我没有珍惜,等我失去她。我感到遗憾。你的剑在我的咽喉的世界。只是在我的咽喉上割下去,请不要犹豫。如果上天能够给我一个机会,我将会告诉她三个字。“我爱你”。如果上天能够给我一个期限,我只说这么爱会持续1万年。（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫霞: what can you tell your wife?至尊宝: I have to tell her the truth

11、. So I must get the Moonlights Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I cant get the box back. I. 我就只能告诉她真相了。所以我必须把月光的盒子回来。然后你回去和解释一切。但我讨厌自己,我不能把箱子回来。我。紫霞: I help you!至尊宝: no, its dangerous!紫霞: you dont want to?至尊宝: I do!(牛和铁上场)牛魔王: I cant hide a woman here! It

12、s just rumour谣言.铁扇公主: I wont trust you anymore.(铁转身，对2人)铁扇公主: Whatre you doing here?(2人走近)铁扇公主: whos this guy?铁扇公主: Im asking you, whos this guy?牛魔王: she. Bro, who s she? Tell her!至尊宝: aaa. my wife!牛魔王: ok! Bro, how bad youre!铁扇公主: why did you marry your sister to him?牛魔王: so his wife cant take this

13、 anymore. Kill him.铁扇公主: follow me! I have something to ask you紫霞: youve got a wife?牛魔王: we dont love each other now!铁扇公主: Explain it to me clearly. What the hell is going on?至尊宝: Ive told you, my sister-in-law!铁扇公主: you called me sister-in-law!至尊宝: sorry, madam bull牛夫人.铁扇公主: when we watched the moo

14、n in the past, you called me sweetie爱人.now you get a new lover, you called me madam bull.至尊宝: sweetie?铁扇公主: do you think I come back for that bull? I come back for you, the heartless 无情的monkey!牛魔王: bro, help me please!至尊宝: Its none of my business这不关我的事.铁扇公主: you have to come back at midnight, you ha

15、ve to wait for me here. Lets figure it out让我们弄明白.(铁走回，对2人)铁扇公主: if I were you, I would kill my husband who wanted to get a concubine.牛魔王: really?铁扇公主: yes! But I must castrate you first. Go!(牛和铁下，至走回，对紫霞)至尊宝: zixia , I紫霞: I trust you! Ill get the Moonlights box back tonight. Wait for me here at midn

16、ight.至尊宝: let me do something to my bros first. See you tonight.(紫霞喜，原地转一圈)Chapter 3Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧猪八戒和沙僧：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪八戒：We come to save you.沙僧：We come to bring you out.唐僧：I wont go.猪八戒和沙僧：Stay here? Why?唐僧：Therere full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures

17、. This is because were not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. Thats fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.猪八戒: master唐僧: piggy, youre naughty again.猪八戒: no, master, I

18、 go out and protect you. Sandy, follow me.八戒和沙僧: you go back.(猪八戒和沙僧下)唐僧：You come in and have a sit!至尊宝：To be honest, Im not your disciple. I dont want to be your disciple. Master I know youre a good guy. Please let me go!唐僧：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ”?至尊宝：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐僧：“dong, d

19、ong, dong ” is (唐僧唱Only you)至尊宝：Stop. Stop. I cant take this anymore, please stop 唐僧：Ohoh 至尊宝：Damn you, you Ive said I cant take this anymore. Dont disturb or Ill kill you.唐僧： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come bac

20、k and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya (至尊宝跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurat

21、ely, the guy whos cut open wont die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey Kings death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall Chapter 4Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊宝、观

22、音至尊宝：Goddess. Im about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.观音：Have you given up all things in human world?至尊宝：Y

23、es! Life and death is just minor! But I dont understand why can humans hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?观音：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至尊宝：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观音：I w

24、ant to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, youre no longer a normal human. You cant have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. Its very uncomfortable.至尊宝：OK.观音：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?至尊宝：I had had found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. Its the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years!