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第一幕
地点:
婚礼现场
人物:
牛魔王,至尊宝,紫霞,香香,铁扇公主,蛤蟆怪,众小妖
故事:
牛魔王:
It’sreallyahappyday!
众妖:
why?
牛魔王:
Todayismysister’swedding.andI’mgoingtohaveaconcubine(妾)today.
众妖:
Concubine?
Doesyourwifeagreetoit?
牛魔王:
Thatbitch(泼妇)isnotlovelyanymore.She’srightnowattheFlame火焰Mountain.Shecandonothingaboutit!
蛤蟆怪:
haha,Bro(兄弟)[brəʊ]Bull(牛),howdidyoumeetyournewwife?
牛魔王:
Ipassedthedesert(遗弃)lastnight,Imetaprettygirlthere.She’sdying!
众妖:
ZixiaImmortal(神仙)
蛤蟆怪:
Good,OK,thistime.
牛魔王:
You’vegotanicename.
(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)
牛魔王:
Letmeintroduce(介绍)mysisterandmybrother-in–lawtoyou.Xiangxiang!
Mybro!
Comehere!
Thisismybrother,thisismysisterxiangxiang.
香香:
Hello!
Zixia!
紫霞:
Canyoustayhereforyourwedding?
至尊宝:
Ithinkso.
紫霞:
Whatdoyourwifeathomethink?
牛魔王:
Wife?
Youknowher?
(至做尴尬状)
香香:
Haveyouawife?
至尊宝:
justdivorced(离婚的)!
香香:
Ihaven’theardthatbefore!
牛魔王:
It’snormalthatamanhasadozen一打(12个)ofwives妻子.Takeiteasy.bro,doyouthinkso?
至尊宝:
yes,yes……
牛魔王:
Zixia,listentome.IthinkI’vefallen(信以为真)foryouonceIknowyou.Iwanttoshowmysincerity真诚.SoIrequest要求youtomarrymeinfrontofmybros.ThisMoonlight’sBoxismygift礼物toyou.Ihopeyouwouldsayyes.
众妖:
Iobject!
牛魔王:
what?
至尊宝:
Letmedothis!
what?
what?
Theyareagoodmatch!
Youcan’tobject反对it.
蛤蟆怪:
Zixiahasameanstotest考验herlover.Ifyoucanpassit,Iwillshutup住口!
至尊宝:
what’sthis?
really?
蛤蟆怪:
thistestisthatshewouldmarrytheguy家伙whocanmakeherMagic巫术Sword刀gooutofthescabbard(把…插入鞘中).
(剑从至的怀中落下)
众妖:
MagicSword?
牛魔王:
letmedothis!
(紫跑出,拾剑)
紫霞:
it’snottrue!
it’sjustajoke.
众妖:
Ajoke?
紫霞:
itisstillmeaningless无意义evenifyoucanputitout!
牛魔王:
Yousonsofbitches狗崽子,howdareyouhangaroundhere?
I’mgonna将要killtheoneswhoblock阻止myway!
(铁扇入场)
众妖:
King,IronFanPrincesshascome.
牛魔王:
aaa…..
(Themonkeykingleavesthefronthall,runningtobackgarden……)
第二幕
地点:
牛魔王后花园
人物:
至尊宝,紫霞,牛魔王,铁扇
故事:
(至跑过来,突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上,于是走过来)
至尊宝:
whyareyouhiding藏here?
(紫抽剑,指向至,两人定格,至走出来,独白)
至尊宝:
atthistime,thebladeisreallyclosetome,0.01cmIthink.Butafterashortperiodoftime,0.01secondIthink,theowneroftheswordwillfallformewhole-heartedly.BecauseI’vedecidedtotellalie,I’vetoldmanyliesinmylife,butIthinkitisthemostwonderfullie!
在这个时候,刀片真的很接近我,0.01厘米我所想的。
但经过一段时间,0.01秒,我想,老板的刀杀的,必倒我全心全意地去做。
因为我已经决定要说谎,我已经讲了很多是在我的生活,但是我觉得这是最美妙的谎言!
紫霞:
I’llkillyouifyoucomecloser!
至尊宝:
youshouldkillme!
killme!
I'dfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasure财产her.Ifeltregretfulafterthat.It’stheultimate最终pain疼痛intheworld.Justcutmythroat,pleasedon’thesitate犹豫!
IfGodcangivemeachance,Iwilltellherthreewords.“Iloveyou”.Ifgodwannagivemeatimelimit,I’llsaythislovewilllast10thousandyears.你应该杀了我!
杀了我!
我找到我的最爱,但是我没有珍惜,等我失去她。
我感到遗憾。
你的剑在我的咽喉的世界。
只是在我的咽喉上割下去,请不要犹豫。
如果上天能够给我一个机会,我将会告诉她三个字。
“我爱你”。
如果上天能够给我一个期限,我只说这么爱会持续1万年。
(紫长叹,抛剑,拾剑,抱剑)
紫霞:
whatcanyoutellyourwife?
至尊宝:
Ihavetotellherthetruth.SoImustgettheMoonlight’sBoxback.Thengobackwithyouandexplaineverything.ButIhatemyselfthatIcan’tgettheboxback.I….我就只能告诉她真相了。
所以我必须把月光的盒子回来。
然后你回去和解释一切。
但我讨厌自己,我不能把箱子回来。
我…。
紫霞:
Ihelpyou!
至尊宝:
no,it’sdangerous!
紫霞:
youdon’twantto?
至尊宝:
Ido!
(牛和铁上场)
牛魔王:
Ican’thideawomanhere!
It’sjustrumour谣言.
铁扇公主:
Iwon’ttrustyouanymore.
(铁转身,对2人)
铁扇公主:
What’reyoudoinghere?
(2人走近)
铁扇公主:
who’sthisguy?
铁扇公主:
I’maskingyou,who’sthisguy?
牛魔王:
she….Bro,who’sshe?
Tellher!
至尊宝:
aaa..mywife!
牛魔王:
ok!
Bro,howbadyou’re!
铁扇公主:
whydidyoumarryyoursistertohim?
牛魔王:
sohiswifecan’ttakethisanymore.Killhim.
铁扇公主:
followme!
Ihavesomethingtoaskyou…
紫霞:
you’vegotawife?
牛魔王:
wedon’tloveeachothernow!
铁扇公主:
Explainittomeclearly.Whatthehellisgoingon?
至尊宝:
I’vetoldyou,mysister-in-law!
铁扇公主:
youcalledmesister-in-law!
至尊宝:
sorry,madambull牛夫人.
铁扇公主:
whenwewatchedthemooninthepast,youcalledmesweetie爱人.nowyougetanewlover,youcalledmemadambull.
至尊宝:
sweetie?
铁扇公主:
doyouthinkIcomebackforthatbull?
Icomebackforyou,theheartless无情的monkey!
牛魔王:
bro,helpmeplease!
至尊宝:
It’snoneofmybusiness这不关我的事.
铁扇公主:
youhavetocomebackatmidnight,youhavetowaitformehere.Let’sfigureitout让我们弄明白.
(铁走回,对2人)
铁扇公主:
ifIwereyou,Iwouldkillmyhusbandwhowantedtogetaconcubine.
牛魔王:
really?
铁扇公主:
yes!
ButImustcastrateyoufirst.Go!
(牛和铁下,至走回,对紫霞)
至尊宝:
zixia,I…
紫霞:
Itrustyou!
I’llgettheMoonlight’sboxbacktonight.Waitformehereatmidnight.
至尊宝:
letmedosomethingtomybrosfirst.Seeyoutonight.
(紫霞喜,原地转一圈)
Chapter3
Site:
Dungeon
Characters:
至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧
猪八戒和沙僧:
Master,master
(两人同时悄声说)
猪八戒:
Wecometosaveyou.
沙僧:
Wecometobringyouout.
唐僧:
Iwon’tgo.
猪八戒和沙僧:
Stayhere?
Why?
唐僧:
There’refullofobstaclesinthewayofgettingscriptures.Thisisbecausewe’renotunitedenough.Soweletthedevilsdobadtous.That’sfine.Thisprisonhasnodifferencewiththeoutsideworld,tome;theoutsideworldisjustabiggerprison.Yougooutfirst.Ihavesomethingtotellhim.
猪八戒:
master…
唐僧:
piggy,you’renaughtyagain.
猪八戒:
no,master,Igooutandprotectyou.Sandy,followme.
八戒和沙僧:
yougoback..
(猪八戒和沙僧下)
唐僧:
Youcomeinandhaveasit!
至尊宝:
Tobehonest,I’mnotyourdisciple.Idon’twanttobeyourdisciple.MasterIknowyou’reagoodguy.Pleaseletmego!
唐僧:
Doyouknow“dong,dong,dong……”?
至尊宝:
Whatis“dong,dong,dong”?
唐僧:
“dong,dong,dong……”is……
(唐僧唱Onlyyou)
至尊宝:
Stop.Stop.Ican’ttakethisanymore,pleasestop……
唐僧:
Ohoh……
至尊宝:
Damnyou,you…I’vesaidIcan’ttakethisanymore.Don’tdisturborI’llkillyou.
唐僧:
MonkeyKing,youcankillme.Lifeanddeathareveryminor.Whenyouknowwhyyoushouldmakesacrifices,youwillcomebackandsingthissongwithme.Namonitabhaya…
(至尊宝跑走)
Aside:
TheMonkeyKingsucceedsinescapingformtheBullKing,andhereachestheSpiders’CavewiththeGrapes.Unfortunately,theMonkeyKingandhisfriendsmeettheQueenofSpider.
TheMonkeyhaveheardthatifthebladeslashedfastandaccurately,theguywho’scutopenwon’tdieatonce.Hecanstillsee.SoheaskstheQueenoftheSpidertokillhimasfastasshecouldandtotearhisheartoutandlethimhavealook.
AftertheMonkeyKing’sdeath,heappearsintheHoleofWaterfall…
Chapter4
Site:
TheHoleofWaterfall
Characters:
至尊宝、观音
至尊宝:
Goddess.I’mabouttounderstandyourwords.Iusedmyeyestoseeinthepast.WhatIwasdying.Istartedusingmyhearttoseethisworld.ThenIcouldseeallthingsclearly.Thatgirl…hasleftadropoftearinmyheart.Ifelthersorrow.
观音:
Haveyougivenupallthingsinhumanworld?
至尊宝:
Yes!
Lifeanddeathisjustminor!
……ButIdon’tunderstandwhycanhuman’shatredlast10years,50years,andeven500years.Whathatredisit?
观音:
SothatTangMonkwenttothewestandgotscriptures,whichcleanouthearts.
至尊宝:
OK,Iwanttostayhere,therearemanythingswaitingformetodo.
观音:
Iwanttowarnyouagain.Afterwearingthegoldring,you’renolongeranormalhuman.Youcan’thavehumandesiresanymore.Ifyoudoso,thegoldringwillgetsmallerandsmaller.It’sveryuncomfortable.
至尊宝:
OK.
观音:
Beforewearingthering,whatdoyouwanttosay?
至尊宝:
Ihadhadfoundmybestlove,butIdidn’ttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.It’sthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!
Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis10thousandyears!