摩登家庭 第5季第5集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

1、摩登家庭 第5季第5集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版Gloria, honey!Im ready whenever you are!We should hurry. The reservations at 7:00.Claire, where are you?Okay, see you in two.What are you doing?Im striking a seductive pose for your mother.Gross. But I like the suit. Is that new?Oh, yeah.Now that his honey gots her own

2、 money,daddy went and snagged hisself some new threads, girl.Hands down, your funniest voice.Bordering on the offensive.Listen, Im a realtor,and I work a lot with families,so normally, I dial the sexy back to five,but Claires been working very hard lately.So tonight.Stick around if you want to seeyo

3、ur moms tongue fall out of her mouth.Not unless you want to see my lunch fall out of mine.Oh, Im sorry I am late.Traffic was horrible.Sounds like someone could use a tall drink of water.Yeah, right. Water.Luke, what did I tell you aboutleaning back on that thing?I dont know. Dont?Honey, what are you

4、 still doing here?Youre supposed to be babysitting Joe.Yeah, but I have to drop off Alex to watch Lily first,and shes still not ready.She cant be concerned about her looks, right?- I can hear you! - Im kidding.Im just saying,itd be sad to think she actually tries.- Heard that, too! - It was a joke!M

5、an, do big ears actually hear better?Oh, my God, just stop talking.Okay, girls.Its time for you guys to hit the road.Okay, bye.- Oh, yeah, bye. - Bye.Why arent you going with them?He wanted to stay home.I said it was okay.- By himself? - Its fine.If hes old enough to watch The Walking Dead with me.-

6、 Hes not. - then hes old enough- to stay home alone. - Hes not.Claire, hes not a little boy anymore.Im fine.See how deep his voice is?Are you okay?!Oh, this is Haley.Be there in 5. Alex took ducking forever.Oh, its fine. You know what?We have to pick the Save the date card.Im at a loss.Can we just d

7、o it tomorrow?I hate the way my dad looks at us when were late,like were two silly queensblasting disco music,primping, losing track of time.Wow, it gets really busy in that head, huh?Okay, quick. Which one do you like?- Uh, that one. - Really?I think you picked too quick.No, I didnt. I really like

8、that one.I really like this one.Well, then, why did you ducking ask me?Fine, goes with yours.Well, if thats the one you really like.Can you just get ready?Yeah. Lily, hit it.On it!Lets go! Lets go! Lets go!Ive never seen you so excited about a restaurant.Ive waited six weeks for this reservation.The

9、y have an Australian Wagyu beefthats supposed to change your life.In the way heart disease changes your life?Because youre a pillar of health.They only feed this cow alfalfa, barley, and red wine,and some chef hand-picks each cut,dry ages it 35 daysbefore cooking it to a perfect medium-rare,all for

10、me.Doesnt the wine make the cow drunk?Its not The Far Dide. The cow doesnt drive anywhere.Gloria!Lets go!You know shes not here, right?What?Shes having her hair blown out.Thats a thing?That I pay for?Glorias always late.Then I get mad and tell her to hurry.We yell, and it just takes longer.So I prom

11、ised myself, no matter how late she is,just to take some deep breaths and stay calm.Thats the only thing I learned in lamaze classbecause we were always late.Hi! Everybodys running like crazy tonight.I took San Vicente thinking that I was gonna save some time,but then theyre working on the sewer.So

12、I went around Montana,down Moreno.But then theres that dip in the road.I always forget about that dip in the road.I hit it so hard that I spilled the coffee all over the car.Did I tell you who I had coffee with?I think Luke is scared to be left in the house alone,and hes just pretending to be brave

13、for you.Honey, hes 14.We left Alex alone when she was 10.We didnt leave her. We forgot her.And when we got home, she was fine.Physically.Plus, shes still friends withthat sweet 911 operator.Yeah.What are you doing?Making sure Luke knowswhat to do in case of emergency.Of course he does.Someones at th

14、e door!Luke, its just your mom testing you.Dont worry, mom.If I hear that while youre gone,I wont answer.Ill just hide where no one can find me.Cam, come on, lets go.Two seconds.I thought that being with a manmeant that I wouldnt have to wait around like this.I feel cheated. I do.Lets play dolls.Act

15、ually, I want to read you one of my favorite books.Its called Little Women, and its about four sisterswho overcome poverty and the patriarchy.Nope! Dolls.This is Ashley. Shes a wife.Well, I hope thats not the only thing that defines her.Does she have a career?Nope, she shops. Wheres Haley?How come i

16、t takes me five minutes to get ready,and you take forever?Oh, please. I could get ready in five minutes, too,if I dressed like -You did it again.Not changing.Fasten your seatbelts.Its going to be a crazy night.No, honey, its gonna be a bumpy night.Remember, you cant have two dadsand make that mistak

17、e.Bumpy night.Okay, so how often does this happen?Too often.Men just dont have that many options.I cant tell you the number of timesIve walked by a womens boutiqueand just thought, What I would doto have that many choices.Dont ever say that again.I dont like any part of it.All right, one of us has t

18、o change.We look like twin toddlers at church.Yeah, tell me about it.And this place were going is supposed to be super hip.Were probably gonna run into someone.And come on. I dont have that many outfits.My clothes take up exactly one-quarter of the closet.Thats not fair. My clothes are bigger than y

19、ours.All right, I hate to play this card,but I was dressed first. So.Oh, that is silly.Lily, its time to play Who wore it best?No, Im not doing this again. I cant.Fine. Alex.Uh, I dont know.Boys clothes arent really my thing.Really?I dont get it.Doesnt the wine get the cow drunk?- Thank you. - Hones

20、t to God.Have neither of you seen a cow?Theyre huge.I bet tequila would do it quicker.Its not the goal to get the cow drunk.You got to be kidding me.Manny, see why your mothers taking so long.And dont tell her I sent you.Mom! Hurry!Dont yell. I could have yelled.- Then why didnt you? - Because I did

21、nt want to yell.- I want you to go. - Why cant you go?Why cant you do what I ask?Im trying to do something new here!Stop yelling, Jay! Im ready!Oh, geez.Haley, Manny knows where all the baby stuff is,and if Joe wont go to bed,just put on Gladys Knightand bounce him around a little bit.Oh, you still

22、do that?I loved when you did that with us.How about that?Somebody in this family remembers a nice thing I did.I remember something nice you did.You bought me this dress yesterday when you were working.How do I look?Gorgeous. Lets go!You didnt even look at me. Haley.Well, A, your hair looks amazing,l

23、ike you just got off a horse.Thats exactly what I was going for.But if I had one thought.No! No thoughts.are those for sure the best earrings?They seem to be kind of getting lost.I have the same color in a bigger size.- How much bigger? - Like a meter.A meter? Thats like a foot.Actually, its like a

24、yard.Oh, sorry - its like a millimeter.You mean a centimeter.All this math. Just show me.- Gloria! - What?I think the new earringsare really gonna tie your whole outfit together.Youre so sweet!Wow. That was very mature of you.Yeah, well, Im a lot older nowthan when she started getting dressed.So thi

25、s sound.thats the doorbell.That other sound was the smoke alarm.Got it.Okay, and if youre hungry, dont order a pizza.They dont screen those delivery guys.Half of them are ex-cons.Stop it. Youre gonna scare him. Its gonna be fine.But if you do choke, youve gotta throw yourselfagainst the back of a ch

26、air to get the food out.Hell just drink stuff.Nothing from under the sink.Even if its lemony?Im just messing with you.In case of fire, go low and get out.In case of earthquake -Wait. You think there could be an earthquake?The last time we had one, that big cabinet fell on me.- No, it didnt. - It did

27、?!Lets go.Bye, honey, we love you.Do you have the keys?Were gonna check in. I promise!Uhh, whats going on?New suit?This old thing?Yes, it is.I got it at this hipster place downtown.You like it?Its tight.Well, the salesman said it was the style,and he looked like a Mumford and Son,so I think hed know

28、.Mm, lets go.Slow down, Flo Jo.You know what? We dont have time for this.Ill just change.Well, now I feel bad. Lets both just change.Thats the fair thing to do.Okay, fine. But quickly, pLemony Snicketlease.I dont know.Its blue.Yeah, this ones so yellow.Oh, you know what?I have a stain on this one. I

29、 cant wear it.Oh, paisley, yeah. I dont know.Are you kidding me right now?!- What? - I know this trick, Cam.You take forever to pick out an outfit,knowing very well that Ill say, Lets just go,because were late.Meantime, you get credit for offering to changewhile Im the one who actually does.- As usu

30、al. - Excuse me.Are you accusing me of manipulating you to get my way?Actually.Because thats what my mother used to accuse me of,and I got to saythat that brings up a lot of stuff with me.Youre crying without tears.Give me a minute.Christmas wont be Christmas without any presents,Grumbled Jo.its so dreadful to be poor, sighed -Stop! I hate this.Can I put makeup on you?Why does everyone ask me that?Lets just have a good time tonight, all right?- Im not mad. - Okay, good.And you do look s