摩登家庭 第5季第5集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语打印word版.docx

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Gloria,honey!

I'mreadywheneveryouare!

Weshouldhurry.Thereservation'sat7:

00.

Claire,whereareyou?

Okay,seeyouintwo.

Whatareyoudoing?

I'mstrikingaseductiveposeforyourmother.

Gross.ButIlikethesuit.Isthatnew?

Oh,yeah.

Nowthathishoneygotsherownmoney,

daddywentandsnaggedhisselfsomenewthreads,girl.

Handsdown,yourfunniestvoice.

Borderingontheoffensive.

Listen,I'marealtor,

andIworkalotwithfamilies,

sonormally,Idialthesexybacktofive,

butClaire'sbeenworkingveryhardlately.

Sotonight...

Stickaroundifyouwanttosee

yourmom'stonguefalloutofhermouth.

Notunlessyouwanttoseemylunchfalloutofmine.

Oh,I'msorryIamlate.

Trafficwashorrible.

Soundslikesomeonecoulduseatalldrinkofwater.

Yeah,right.Water.

Luke,whatdidItellyouabout

leaningbackonthatthing?

Idon'tknow."Don't"?

Honey,whatareyoustilldoinghere?

You'resupposedtobebabysittingJoe.

Yeah,butIhavetodropoffAlextowatchLilyfirst,

andshe'sstillnotready.

Shecan'tbeconcernedaboutherlooks,right?

-Icanhearyou!

-I'mkidding.

I'mjustsaying,

it'dbesadtothinksheactuallytries.

-Heardthat,too!

-Itwasajoke!

Man,dobigearsactuallyhearbetter?

Oh,myGod,juststoptalking.

Okay,girls.

It'stimeforyouguystohittheroad.

Okay,bye.

-Oh,yeah,bye.-Bye.

Whyaren'tyougoingwiththem?

Hewantedtostayhome.

Isaiditwasokay.

-Byhimself?

-It'sfine.

Ifhe'soldenoughtowatch"TheWalkingDead"withme...

-He'snot.-thenhe'soldenough

-tostayhomealone.-He'snot.

Claire,he'snotalittleboyanymore.

I'mfine.

Seehowdeephisvoiceis?

Areyouokay?

!

Oh,thisisHaley.

"Betherein5.Alextookduckingforever."

Oh,it'sfine.Youknowwhat?

Wehavetopickthe"Savethedate"card.

I'mataloss.

Canwejustdoittomorrow?

Ihatethewaymydadlooksatuswhenwe'relate,

likewe'retwosillyqueens

blastingdiscomusic,

primping,losingtrackoftime.

Wow,itgetsreallybusyinthathead,huh?

Okay,quick.Whichonedoyoulike?

-Uh,thatone.-Really?

Ithinkyoupickedtooquick.

No,Ididn't.Ireallylikethatone.

Ireallylikethisone.

Well,then,whydidyouduckingaskme?

Fine,goeswithyours.

Well,ifthat'stheoneyoureallylike.

Canyoujustgetready?

Yeah.Lily,hitit.

Onit!

Let'sgo!

Let'sgo!

Let'sgo!

I'veneverseenyousoexcitedaboutarestaurant.

I'vewaitedsixweeksforthisreservation.

TheyhaveanAustralianWagyubeef

that'ssupposedtochangeyourlife.

Inthewayheartdiseasechangesyourlife?

Becauseyou'reapillarofhealth.

Theyonlyfeedthiscowalfalfa,barley,andredwine,

andsomechefhand-pickseachcut,

dryagesit35days

beforecookingittoaperfectmedium-rare,

allforme.

Doesn'tthewinemakethecowdrunk?

It'snot"TheFarDide."Thecowdoesn'tdriveanywhere.

Gloria!

Let'sgo!

Youknowshe'snothere,right?

What?

She'shavingherhairblownout.

That'sathing?

ThatIpayfor?

Gloria'salwayslate.

ThenIgetmadandtellhertohurry.

Weyell,anditjusttakeslonger.

SoIpromisedmyself,nomatterhowlatesheis,

justtotakesomedeepbreathsandstaycalm.

That'stheonlythingIlearnedinlamazeclass

becausewewerealwayslate.

Hi!

Everybody'srunninglikecrazytonight.

ItookSanVicentethinkingthatIwasgonnasavesometime,

butthenthey'reworkingonthesewer.

SoIwentaroundMontana,

downMoreno.

Butthenthere'sthatdipintheroad.

Ialwaysforgetaboutthatdipintheroad.

IhititsohardthatIspilledthecoffeealloverthecar.

DidItellyouwhoIhadcoffeewith?

IthinkLukeisscaredtobeleftinthehousealone,

andhe'sjustpretendingtobebraveforyou.

Honey,he's14.

WeleftAlexalonewhenshewas10.

Wedidn'tleaveher.Weforgother.

Andwhenwegothome,shewasfine.

Physically.

Plus,she'sstillfriendswith

thatsweet911operator.

Yeah.

Whatareyoudoing?

MakingsureLukeknows

whattodoincaseofemergency.

Ofcoursehedoes.

Someone'satthedoor!

Luke,it'sjustyourmomtestingyou.

Don'tworry,mom.

IfIhearthatwhileyou'regone,

Iwon'tanswer.

I'lljusthidewherenoonecanfindme.

Cam,comeon,let'sgo.

Twoseconds.

Ithoughtthatbeingwithaman

meantthatIwouldn'thavetowaitaroundlikethis.

Ifeelcheated.Ido.

Let'splaydolls.

Actually,Iwanttoreadyouoneofmyfavoritebooks.

It'scalled"LittleWomen,"andit'saboutfoursisters

whoovercomepovertyandthepatriarchy...

Nope!

Dolls.

ThisisAshley.She'sawife.

Well,Ihopethat'snottheonlythingthatdefinesher.

Doesshehaveacareer?

Nope,sheshops.Where'sHaley?

Howcomeittakesmefiveminutestogetready,

andyoutakeforever?

Oh,please.Icouldgetreadyinfiveminutes,too,

ifIdressedlike--

Youdiditagain.

Notchanging.

Fastenyourseatbelts.

It'sgoingtobeacrazynight.

No,honey,it'sgonnabeabumpynight.

Remember,youcan'thavetwodads

andmakethatmistake.

Bumpynight.

Okay,sohowoftendoesthishappen?

Toooften.

Menjustdon'thavethatmanyoptions.

Ican'ttellyouthenumberoftimes

I'vewalkedbyawomen'sboutique

andjustthought,"WhatIwoulddo

tohavethatmanychoices."

Don'teversaythatagain.

Idon'tlikeanypartofit.

Allright,oneofushastochange.

Welookliketwintoddlersatchurch.

Yeah,tellmeaboutit.

Andthisplacewe'regoingissupposedtobesuperhip.

We'reprobablygonnarunintosomeone.

Andcomeon.Idon'thavethatmanyoutfits.

Myclothestakeupexactlyone-quarterofthecloset.

That'snotfair.Myclothesarebiggerthanyours.

Allright,Ihatetoplaythiscard,

butIwasdressedfirst.So...

Oh,thatissilly.

Lily,it'stimetoplay"Whoworeitbest?

"

No,I'mnotdoingthisagain.Ican't.

Fine.Alex.

Uh,Idon'tknow.

Boys'clothesaren'treallymything.

Really?

Idon'tgetit.

Doesn'tthewinegetthecowdrunk?

-Thankyou.-HonesttoGod.

Haveneitherofyouseenacow?

They'rehuge.

Ibettequilawoulddoitquicker.

It'snotthegoaltogetthecowdrunk.

Yougottobekiddingme.

Manny,seewhyyourmother'stakingsolong.

Anddon'ttellherIsentyou.

Mom!

Hurry!

Don'tyell.Icouldhaveyelled.

-Thenwhydidn'tyou?

-BecauseIdidn'twanttoyell.

-Iwantyoutogo.-Whycan'tyougo?

Whycan'tyoudowhatIask?

I'mtryingtodosomethingnewhere!

Stopyelling,Jay!

I'mready!

Oh,geez.

Haley,Mannyknowswhereallthebabystuffis,

andifJoewon'tgotobed,

justputonGladysKnight

andbouncehimaroundalittlebit.

Oh,youstilldothat?

Ilovedwhenyoudidthatwithus.

Howaboutthat?

SomebodyinthisfamilyremembersanicethingIdid.

Iremembersomethingniceyoudid.

Youboughtmethisdressyesterdaywhenyouwereworking.

HowdoIlook?

Gorgeous.Let'sgo!

Youdidn'tevenlookatme.Haley.

Well,"A,"yourhairlooksamazing,

likeyoujustgotoffahorse.

That'sexactlywhatIwasgoingfor.

ButifIhadonethought...

No!

Nothoughts.

...arethoseforsurethebestearrings?

Theyseemtobekindofgettinglost.

Ihavethesamecolorinabiggersize.

-Howmuchbigger?

-Likeameter.

Ameter?

That'slikeafoot.

Actually,it'slikeayard.

Oh,sorry--it'slikeamillimeter.

Youmeanacentimeter.

Allthismath.Justshowme.

-Gloria!

-What?

Ithinkthenewearrings

arereallygonnatieyourwholeoutfittogether.

You'resosweet!

Wow.Thatwasverymatureofyou.

Yeah,well,I'malotoldernow

thanwhenshestartedgettingdressed.

Sothissound...

...that'sthedoorbell.

Thatothersoundwasthesmokealarm.

Gotit.

Okay,andifyou'rehungry,don'torderapizza.

Theydon'tscreenthosedeliveryguys.

Halfofthemareex-cons.

Stopit.You'regonnascarehim.It'sgonnabefine.

Butifyoudochoke,you'vegottathrowyourself

againstthebackofachairtogetthefoodout.

He'lljustdrinkstuff.

Nothingfromunderthesink.

Evenifit'slemony?

I'mjustmessingwithyou.

Incaseoffire,golowandgetout.

Incaseofearthquake--

Wait.Youthinktherecouldbeanearthquake?

Thelasttimewehadone,thatbigcabinetfellonme.

-No,itdidn't.-Itdid?

!

Let'sgo.

Bye,honey,weloveyou.

Doyouhavethekeys?

We'regonnacheckin.Ipromise!

Uhh,what'sgoingon?

Newsuit?

Thisoldthing?

Yes,itis.

Igotitatthishipsterplacedowntown.

Youlikeit?

It'stight.

Well,thesalesmansaiditwasthestyle,

andhelookedlikeaMumfordandSon,

soIthinkhe'dknow.

Mm,let'sgo.

Slowdown,FloJo.

Youknowwhat?

Wedon'thavetimeforthis.

I'lljustchange.

Well,nowIfeelbad.Let'sbothjustchange.

That'sthefairthingtodo.

Okay,fine.Butquickly,pLemonySnicketlease.

Idon'tknow.

It'sblue.

Yeah,thisone'ssoyellow.

Oh,youknowwhat?

Ihaveastainonthisone.Ican'twearit.

Oh,paisley,yeah.Idon'tknow.

Areyoukiddingmerightnow?

!

-What?

-Iknowthistrick,Cam.

Youtakeforevertopickoutanoutfit,

knowingverywellthatI'llsay,"Let'sjustgo,"

becausewe'relate.

Meantime,yougetcreditforofferingtochange

whileI'mtheonewhoactuallydoes.

-Asusual.-Excuseme.

Areyouaccusingmeofmanipulatingyoutogetmyway?

Actually...

Becausethat'swhatmymotherusedtoaccusemeof,

andIgottosay

thatthatbringsupalotofstuffwithme.

You'recryingwithouttears.

Givemeaminute.

"'Christmaswon'tbeChristmaswithoutanypresents,'

"GrumbledJo.

'it'ssodreadfultobepoor,'sighed--"

Stop!

Ihatethis.

CanIputmakeuponyou?

Whydoeseveryoneaskmethat?

Let'sjusthaveagoodtimetonight,allright?

-I'mnotmad.-Okay,good.

Andyoudolooks