经典美剧《老友记》第七季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第七季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语-Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. -No, no, no.Are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?Were playing a game I learned.You have to name all the states in six minutes.What? Thats like insanely easy.Its harder than it sounds. You always forget one.Or in some cases, 14.

2、Its stupid and I wasnt playing with people, so technically, I didnt lose.You forgot 14 states?Nobody cares about the Dakotas!Okay, times up.All right, I got 48.Thats not bad. Phoebe?I got tired of naming states, so I listed the types of celery.And I have one, regular celery.So Rachels got 48 and Pho

3、ebe has the lead in.vegetables. Joey?Say hello to the new champ of Chandlers dumb states game.-Wow, how many you got? -Fifty-six.The One Where Chandler Doesnt Like Dogs21They have a sports team.Does South Oregon have a sports team?There you go.Why one extra place setting?You invited your assistant.O

4、h, right, sorry. Tags not coming.His girlfriend came into town, so hes with her.Why didnt you tell me?I made him his own sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.I was going to, but then I figured.your food is so delicious and perfect.you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.Youd think I wouldnt enjo

5、y that since its so fake, but I still do.Regular celery!I already have that.Done.with time to spare.-This may be a new worlds record. -I hate to lecture you guys.but its disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults.and Joey cant name all the states.You ever see a map or one of those round colorf

6、ul things called a globe?Magellan? You got 46 states.-What? Thats impossible. -Forty-six.Well, whos well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?Im going to go turn on Joeys oven.Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food.I am only one man.-Okay, time is up. -Now, just give me another minu

7、te.If you dont know them by now, you never will, okay?That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.This is crazy. I can do this.All right, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.Okay, but if you cant, no dinner.Youre on.Dont look at my list, because theres a lot on there that yo

8、u dont have.Did you know your oven doesnt work?The drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?Ross, Im gonna use yours.Chandler, give me a hand.Joey, do not let Ross look at maps or the globe in your apartment.Dont worry. Its not a globe of the United States.Im gonna go out and take a walk.Phoebe,

9、why is your bag moving?-Oh, its not. -Seriously, its moving.-What the hells in there? -Its just my knitting. Thats all.Yes, I knit this.Im very good.Ross apartment is nice. Why dont we hang out here?Maybe because it smells weird.Its like old pumpkins or something.-Thats my pie. -Which smells delicio

10、us.-Uh-oh. Uh-oh. -What?We left Joey alone with the food.Yep, yep, I knew it.There he is.feeding stuffing to a dog!Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?Why is a dog in our apartment?Im sorry, whos this?Theres a dog sitting on my couch.Tell her Im allergic, and I will sue!-Theres no dog here. -T

11、here is!Hes black and white and shaggy.Hes sitting next to Rachel and licking her hand.Oh, my God! Where are you?Ill be right there.Theyre here already? How are they doing this?!Hi, Tag. What are you doing here?I wanted to see if your offer was still good.Well, sure. Come in.Well, what happened to y

12、our girlfriend?We kind of broke up this morning.-Oh, Im sorry. -Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.Ohio, thank you.Wheres the dog?What dog? Theres no dog here.Yeah, that dog left.Phoebe. Phoebe, open up.Theres no dog in here.Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking.No, thats just me coughing.Oh, good. There

13、you are.Listen, I have a dog in my room.What is it doing here?Im watching it for friends who left town.Wait.Hello, my name is Klunkers.May I please stay with you nice people?I wish he could stay, but Chandlers allergic.Extremely allergic, okay?If Im anywhere near a dog for more than five minutes.my

14、throat will just close up.Thats odd. This dogs been living here for the past three days.Really?If hes been here that long.without a reaction, maybe youre not allergic to it.It still has to go, right?Why?-Okay, its. -Dont do it!-Dont do what? -I have to.Okay? Its time.Okay, I hate dogs.-What?! -Thats

15、 crazy? Why?Told you.They are needy.jumpy, and you cant tell what they are thinking.and that scares me a little bit.Youre right. They are scary.She just ate a treat out of my hand!Wait. Do you not like all dogs?I mean, not even puppies?Is there a puppy here?-You dont like puppies? -Okay, you are new

16、.Look, Chandler, I told you. Never tell anyone about this dog thing.Its like Ross not liking ice cream.-You dont like ice cream? -Its too cold!Its just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable.Hurts my teeth.And I dont want you guys to hate me.but I dont think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?

17、So either the dog goes or I go.Oh, my God!How can I not get this?Im a college professor. I got 1450 on my SATs.Twelve fifty.Damn, I forgot you were here.Were gonna take Klunkers to Ross.Well be back soon.Can I ask you a question?When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend.what is an appropriate amount

18、of time to wait before making a move?Id say about a month.Really? Id say three to four.Half-hour.Interesting.When its your assistant, Id say never.All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you?Because if he doesnt like you, this is all a moo point.A moo point?Yeah. Its like a cows opinion.I

19、t just doesnt matter.Its moo.Have I been living with him for too long, or did that make sense?Dont listen to Joey.Okay, would you look at him?Hes obviously depressed. Hes away from his family.What he needs right now is for you to be his friend.Youre right. Im sorry. Thank you.-Okay, thats what Im go

20、ing to do. -Fine, take their advice.No one ever listens to me.When the package is this pretty, no one cares whats inside.-Hi. -Hi.How you holding up?Not bad.-Im sorry about your girlfriend. -Thanks.-Were you guys together a long time? -A year, on and off.I thought wed end up together. I dont anymore

21、.-Now that she broke up with you. -Yeah.Its weird.I used to assume that I would meet someone and fall in love and be happy.That all that was just a given. Lately, its like, what if its not?Do you ever have that feeling?No.Yeah.All the time. Constantly. Its terrifying.But you know, then I figure it h

22、as to work out.Why?Because it has to.-You have all the answers, dont you? -No, no, I do. I really do.-Thanks for talking to me. -Come on, what are bosses for?Hug it out.All right, he likes you back.Told you you should go for it.What?Street noise drown any of that out?No? See you later.Okay.What did

23、Joey say? I like you back?Joey knows that Im very insecure about my back.And you were hugging me.so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah!-Wait, that doesnt make any sense. -No?All right, heres the truth.Joey said what he said.because Im attracted to you.Wow.Yeah, I admit it.I have a crush on y

24、ou. I know thats crazy because we work together.and nothing could ever happen.The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out.or make you feel uncomfortable.Which is why it would be great if you said something right about now.Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car.What?Right there. Thats my car!

25、-Hey! -Okay, thatll take one minute.Do you have anything else to say?I cant believe it.We still have time to talk, and theyre not even in the car yet.Look, there they go.Okay, Phoebe. We should probably go back now.Please, dont leave me. Ill be lonely.Stop it. Stop.-Okay, lets go. We can be strong.

26、-Yeah, okay.Did you hear that? She said, Monica.I cant leave her.We could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldnt even know.That wont work.Ive had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea.Hes not so smart.Hey. I didnt know either.Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didnt

27、 you?Yeah, I knew.Wheres Chandler?-Here I am. -Wash your hands.How did you know?Hey, whats she doing back here?Relax, Ross. Shes not made of ice cream.Hey, look, Phoebe. I laid out the states geographically.We dont have time. We have to keep Chandler away.-Yeah, but, look what. -This is what we do n

28、ot have time for!-Wheres Monica? -ln Phoebes room. You cant go in.Why not?Monicas crying.Shes very upset about this whole Klunkers thing.-Well, I should go in there. -No, no.No, she doesnt want to see you right now.-Why not? -Because you sent away the dog.-Thats ridiculous. -Oh, is it? Is it?!Look,

29、when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover.And one day, my dad decides he doesnt like dogs.So Monica and her friend, Phyllis.take away the dog and that was the last time we ever saw him. See?This is just like that.only with a few details changed.Okay, Im in my sweatpants.Bring on the food

30、.-Whats the matter? -Monicas upset because of Klunkers.So? Bring the dog back. Youre a hero.Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that.What if it attacks me?Chandler, its like a big gerbil.And that doesnt scare you?Ross, you need some help?From you?Yes, please.First of all, Utah?Dude, you cant just make stuff up.I hate America!When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.-Tag still talking to the police? -Yeah.Dammit. Why did I open my mouth?I have a crush on you. Im attracted to you.I know that I freaked him out.If you said it like that, you did