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经典美剧《老友记》第七季第八集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

-Hey,everybody.HappyThanksgiving.-No,no,no.

ArewekeepingThanksgivingasecretthisyear?

We'replayingagameIlearned.

Youhavetonameallthestatesinsixminutes.

What?

That'slikeinsanelyeasy.

It'sharderthanitsounds.Youalwaysforgetone.

Orinsomecases,14.

It'sstupidandIwasn'tplayingwithpeople,sotechnically,Ididn'tlose.

Youforgot14states?

NobodycaresabouttheDakotas!

Okay,time'sup.

Allright,Igot48.

That'snotbad.Phoebe?

Igottiredofnamingstates,soIlistedthetypesofcelery.

AndIhaveone,regularcelery.

SoRachel'sgot48andPhoebehastheleadin...

vegetables.Joey?

SayhellotothenewchampofChandler'sdumbstatesgame.

-Wow,howmanyyougot?

-Fifty-six.

TheOneWhereChandlerDoesn'tLikeDogs

21

Theyhaveasportsteam.

DoesSouthOregonhaveasportsteam?

Thereyougo.

Whyoneextraplacesetting?

Youinvitedyourassistant.

Oh,right,sorry.Tag'snotcoming.

Hisgirlfriendcameintotown,sohe'swithher.

Whydidn'tyoutellme?

Imadehimhisownsweetpotatostuffedpumpkin.

Iwasgoingto,butthenIfigured...

yourfoodissodeliciousandperfect...

youcanneverhavetoomanyofthosepumpkinthings.

You'dthinkIwouldn'tenjoythatsinceit'ssofake,butIstilldo.

Regularcelery!

Ialreadyhavethat.

Done...

withtimetospare.

-Thismaybeanewworld'srecord.-Ihatetolectureyouguys...

butit'sdisgracefulthatagroupofwell-educatedadults...

andJoeycan'tnameallthestates.

Youeverseeamaporoneofthoseroundcolorfulthingscalledaglobe?

Magellan?

Yougot46states.

-What?

That'simpossible.-Forty-six.

Well,who'swell-educatednow,Mr.I-Forgot-Ten-States?

I'mgoingtogoturnonJoey'soven.

Please,watchhim.DonotletJoeyeatanyofthefood.

Iamonlyoneman.

-Okay,timeisup.-Now,justgivemeanotherminute.

Ifyoudon'tknowthembynow,youneverwill,okay?

Thatisthebeautyofthisgame.Itmakesyouwanttokillyourself.

Thisiscrazy.Icandothis.

Allright,IbetIcangetall50beforedinner.

Okay,butifyoucan't,nodinner.

You'reon.

Don'tlookatmylist,becausethere'salotontherethatyoudon'thave.

Didyouknowyourovendoesn'twork?

Thedrawerfulloftakeoutmenusisokay,right?

Ross,I'mgonnauseyours.

Chandler,givemeahand.

Joey,donotletRosslookatmapsortheglobeinyourapartment.

Don'tworry.It'snotaglobeoftheUnitedStates.

I'mgonnagooutandtakeawalk.

Phoebe,whyisyourbagmoving?

-Oh,it'snot.-Seriously,it'smoving.

-Whatthehell'sinthere?

-It'sjustmyknitting.That'sall.

Yes,Iknitthis.

I'mverygood.

Ross'apartmentisnice.Whydon'twehangouthere?

Maybebecauseitsmellsweird.

It'slikeoldpumpkinsorsomething.

-That'smypie.-Whichsmellsdelicious.

-Uh-oh.Uh-oh.-What?

WeleftJoeyalonewiththefood.

Yep,yep,Iknewit.

Thereheis...

feedingstuffingtoadog!

Hi,Geller-Bingresidence.HowcanIhelp?

Whyisadoginourapartment?

I'msorry,who'sthis?

There'sadogsittingonmycouch.

TellherI'mallergic,andIwillsue!

-There'snodoghere.-Thereis!

He'sblackandwhiteandshaggy.

He'ssittingnexttoRachelandlickingherhand.

Oh,myGod!

Whereareyou?

I'llberightthere.

They'reherealready?

Howaretheydoingthis?

!

Hi,Tag.Whatareyoudoinghere?

Iwantedtoseeifyourofferwasstillgood.

Well,sure.Comein.

Well,whathappenedtoyourgirlfriend?

Wekindofbrokeupthismorning.

-Oh,I'msorry.-Yeah,soshewentbacktoOhio.

Ohio,thankyou.

Where'sthedog?

Whatdog?

There'snodoghere.

Yeah,thatdogleft.

Phoebe.Phoebe,openup.

There'snodoginhere.

Phoebe,wecanhearthedogbarking.

No,that'sjustmecoughing.

Oh,good.Thereyouare.

Listen,Ihaveadoginmyroom.

Whatisitdoinghere?

I'mwatchingitforfriendswholefttown.

Wait.

Hello,mynameisKlunkers.

MayIpleasestaywithyounicepeople?

Iwishhecouldstay,butChandler'sallergic.

Extremelyallergic,okay?

IfI'manywherenearadogformorethanfiveminutes...

mythroatwilljustcloseup.

That'sodd.Thisdog'sbeenlivinghereforthepastthreedays.

Really?

Ifhe'sbeenherethatlong...

withoutareaction,maybeyou'renotallergictoit.

Itstillhastogo,right?

Why?

-Okay,it's..-Don'tdoit!

-Don'tdowhat?

-Ihaveto.

Okay?

It'stime.

Okay,Ihatedogs.

-What?

!

-That'scrazy?

Why?

Toldyou.

Theyareneedy...

jumpy,andyoucan'ttellwhattheyarethinking...

andthatscaresmealittlebit.

You'reright.Theyarescary.

Shejustateatreatoutofmyhand!

Wait.Doyounotlikealldogs?

Imean,notevenpuppies?

Isthereapuppyhere?

-Youdon'tlikepuppies?

-Okay,youarenew.

Look,Chandler,Itoldyou.Nevertellanyoneaboutthisdogthing.

It'slikeRossnotlikingicecream.

-Youdon'tlikeicecream?

-It'stoocold!

It'sjustthatdogsmakemealittleuncomfortable.

Hurtsmyteeth.

AndIdon'twantyouguystohateme...

butIdon'tthinkIcanbearoundthatdoganymore,okay?

SoeitherthedoggoesorIgo.

Oh,myGod!

HowcanInotgetthis?

I'macollegeprofessor.Igot1450onmySATs.

Twelvefifty.

Damn,Iforgotyouwerehere.

We'regonnatakeKlunkerstoRoss'.

We'llbebacksoon.

CanIaskyouaquestion?

Whenaguybreaksupwithhisgirlfriend...

whatisanappropriateamountoftimetowaitbeforemakingamove?

I'dsayaboutamonth.

Really?

I'dsaythreetofour.

Half-hour.

Interesting.

Whenit'syourassistant,I'dsaynever.

Allright,Rach,thebigquestionis,doeshelikeyou?

Becauseifhedoesn'tlikeyou,thisisallamoopoint.

A"moo"point?

Yeah.It'slikeacow'sopinion.

Itjustdoesn'tmatter.

It's"moo."

HaveIbeenlivingwithhimfortoolong,ordidthatmakesense?

Don'tlistentoJoey.

Okay,wouldyoulookathim?

He'sobviouslydepressed.He'sawayfromhisfamily.

Whatheneedsrightnowisforyoutobehisfriend.

You'reright.I'msorry.Thankyou.

-Okay,that'swhatI'mgoingtodo.-Fine,taketheiradvice.

Nooneeverlistenstome.

Whenthepackageisthispretty,noonecareswhat'sinside.

-Hi.-Hi.

Howyouholdingup?

Notbad.

-I'msorryaboutyourgirlfriend.-Thanks.

-Wereyouguystogetheralongtime?

-Ayear,onandoff.

Ithoughtwe'denduptogether.Idon'tanymore.

-Nowthatshebrokeupwithyou.-Yeah.

It'sweird.

IusedtoassumethatIwouldmeetsomeoneandfallinloveandbehappy.

Thatallthatwasjustagiven.Lately,it'slike,whatifit'snot?

Doyoueverhavethatfeeling?

No.

Yeah.

Allthetime.Constantly.It'sterrifying.

Butyouknow,thenIfigureithastoworkout.

Why?

Becauseithasto.

-Youhavealltheanswers,don'tyou?

-No,no,Ido.Ireallydo.

-Thanksfortalkingtome.-Comeon,whatarebossesfor?

Hugitout.

Allright,helikesyouback.

Toldyouyoushouldgoforit.

What?

Streetnoisedrownanyofthatout?

No?

Seeyoulater.

Okay.

WhatdidJoeysay?

Ilikeyouback?

JoeyknowsthatI'mveryinsecureaboutmyback.

Andyouwerehuggingme...

soobviouslyyouarenotrepulsedbyit.Yeah!

-Wait,thatdoesn'tmakeanysense.-No?

Allright,here'sthetruth.

Joeysaidwhathesaid...

becauseI'mattractedtoyou.

Wow.

Yeah,Iadmitit.

Ihaveacrushonyou.Iknowthat'scrazybecauseweworktogether...

andnothingcouldeverhappen.

ThelastthingIwantedtodowasfreakyouout...

ormakeyoufeeluncomfortable.

Whichiswhyitwouldbegreatifyousaidsomethingrightaboutnow.

Oh,myGod.Thoseguysarestealingmycar.

What?

Rightthere.That'smycar!

-Hey!

-Okay,that'lltakeoneminute.

Doyouhaveanythingelsetosay?

Ican'tbelieveit.

Westillhavetimetotalk,andthey'renoteveninthecaryet.

Look,theretheygo.

Okay,Phoebe.Weshouldprobablygobacknow.

Please,don'tleaveme.I'llbelonely.

Stopit.Stop.

-Okay,let'sgo.Wecanbestrong.-Yeah,okay.

Didyouhearthat?

Shesaid,"Monica."

Ican'tleaveher.

WecouldsneakthedogbackandChandlerwouldn'tevenknow.

Thatwon'twork.

I'vehadthatdogforthreedays,andChandlerhadnoidea.

He'snotsosmart.

Hey.Ididn'tknoweither.

Yeah,butyoukindofknewthatsomethingwasgoingon,didn'tyou?

Yeah,Iknew.

Where'sChandler?

-HereIam.-Washyourhands.

Howdidyouknow?

Hey,what'sshedoingbackhere?

Relax,Ross.She'snotmadeoficecream.

Hey,look,Phoebe.Ilaidoutthestatesgeographically.

Wedon'thavetime.WehavetokeepChandleraway.

-Yeah,but,lookwhat..-Thisiswhatwedonothavetimefor!

-Where'sMonica?

-lnPhoebe'sroom.Youcan'tgoin.

Whynot?

Monica'scrying.

She'sveryupsetaboutthiswholeKlunkersthing.

-Well,Ishouldgointhere.-No,no.

No,shedoesn'twanttoseeyourightnow.

-Whynot?

-Becauseyousentawaythedog.

-That'sridiculous.-Oh,isit?

Isit?

!

Look,whenMonicaandIwerekids,wehadadognamedRover.

Andoneday,mydaddecideshedoesn'tlikedogs.

SoMonicaandherfriend,Phyllis...

takeawaythedogandthatwasthelasttimeweeversawhim.See?

Thisisjustlikethat...

onlywithafewdetailschanged.

Okay,I'minmysweatpants.

Bringonthefood.

-What'sthematter?

-Monica'supsetbecauseofKlunkers.

So?

Bringthedogback.You'reahero.

Yeah,Icouldbeahero.Icoulddothat.

Whatifitattacksme?

Chandler,it'slikeabiggerbil.

Andthatdoesn'tscareyou?

Ross,youneedsomehelp?

Fromyou?

Yes,please.

Firstofall,Utah?

Dude,youcan'tjustmakestuffup.

IhateAmerica!

WhenIfinishthisgame,IswearIammoving.

-Tagstilltalkingtothepolice?

-Yeah.

Dammit.WhydidIopenmymouth?

"Ihaveacrushonyou.I'mattractedtoyou."

IknowthatIfreakedhimout.

Ifyousaiditlikethat,youdid