经典美剧《老友记》第六季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第六季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语You think I have a chance with Janine?Weve been through this.Dont do this to yourself.She made it clear it isnt going to happen.All right,then. I guess I shouldnt get too excited.that I just kissed her!-Are you serious? -Thats great!Yeah,well,well see.You kissed her?We kis

2、sed it up real nice.So you ended up with Janine.Well, congratulations, you won fair and square.Yeah, it was real neck and neck there for awhile.So you kissed. Then what happened?I came over here to tell you guys.So shes waiting over there for you?Yeah.The One With The Apothecary Table20Im gonna be l

3、ate for dance class.Okay.-Okay,now Im really leaving. -All right.But can you just.just leave your lips?再见Have you kissed her yet?Its awesome!I could do it forever.You know what? She kisses better than my mom cooks.Im so glad you said, cooks.Look,its like imagine your best kiss ever.Right? Okay, now

4、multiply that by, like, 10.Wait a second, you dated Ross.And you date Chandler. Okay,multiply it by,like,50.Rachel,youve got to tell the post office that youve moved.We still get your bills and stuff.Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.Im not your garbage man.Im your mailman.Monica,look.Here i

5、s that table that I ordered.-You got it from Pottery Barn? -Yeah. Its an apothecary table.Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?A pharmacist.A pharmacist.Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.I hate Pottery Barn too.They kicked me out just because I sat on a bed.You took off your pants and got under the s

6、heets.I was tired.Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?She hates mass-produced stuff.She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it.This has a story behind it.They had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.Its got to be one-of-a-kind.Like that God-awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her co

7、unter?Hey! I made that for her.-You made pottery? -Yeah.I made it out of a fruit bowl I found in the garbage.If you put that in her apartment, youll never hear the end of it.Ill tell her that its an antique.She doesnt have to know where it came from.I love these little drawers.Oh,look! It says that

8、it holds 300 CDs.Just like the apothecary tables of yore.Your what?-What? -What?Enjoy the catalog,sweetheart.So the farmer says:Thats not a cow, and youre not milking.Im so glad youre together.We wanted a couple to go out with, and now we have one.Were a couple of couples.I had so much fun tonight.

9、What a great restaurant!And,Chandler, I cant believe I let you pay for this one.Thanks again,man.If you come over tomorrow, Ill make pasta.-Thatd be great! -Okay.But at least let us bring the wine.-You dont have to. -I insist.-Youll get the wine,right? -Yeah.-Okay,good night. -See you tomorrow.Cant

10、wait.How are we going to get out of that one?-What? -I cant handle two nights in a row with them.Whats wrong with them?Theyre just a little.blah!Blah?Well,you know,hes blah. Shes just.Shes very loud for such a small person.Theyre my best friends.Are you saying we cant go out? Because thatd be a prob

11、lem.Of course we can still hang out with them.Just not two nights in a row.-Okay? -I guess.Thank you.Ill sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents.What a great table! Where did you get it?Guess.A flea market?I knew you would get it on the first guess.Isnt it cool? Its an apothecary table

12、.You can just imagine that this is where.they kept all their stuff to make potions.You can almost smell the opium.Almost.How much was it?Just only 500 bucks.Five hundred bucks at a flea market?I thought you meant how much was it.when it was new,back then.It was at a flea market, so it was like a dol

13、lar.-A dollar? -And 50?So it was like one and 50 dollars.-They gave you the old-time pricing. -Yeah.Well,what period is it from?Its from yore.Like the days of yore, you know?Yes,I do.-Its just perfect. -Oh,good.I bet it has a great story too.Did they tell you where its from or.?Yes,that I know. This

14、 is from White Plains.White Plains.It sounds like such a magical place.-Im here. -Hi!Oh,my God!-You like it? -Oh,my God!Its my new apothecary table!Phoebe will be here any second. She cant see this.Why not? Shell love it. Its the real thing.I got it at Pottery Barn.I know. I bought the same one.And

15、if she sees your table, shell know I lied.-I said ours was an original. -Why?Because she hates Pottery Barn.She hates Pottery Barn?I know. I know. She says its all mass-produced.nothing is authentic,and everyone winds up having the same stuff.So come on! Can we cover this up,please?No,no. I am not g

16、onna hide it from Phoebe.Although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets.I forgot they made sheets!I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn.Its not like she hates you.Yeah,but Pottery Barn?You know what I think? Shes just weird.Its because shes a twin. Twins are weird.Shes not weird. She likes

17、her stuff to be one-of-a-kind.You know whats not one-of-a-kind? A twin!Lets turn out the lights and watch the movie.-Hey,cool sheet! -You like it?-You want to know where I got it? -Sure.At a flea market.You buy your sheets at a flea market?Come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.Dinner

18、will be ready in 20 minutes.Here is the wine to bring over tonight.You were also gonna buy Monica flowers.but you couldnt,because you paid for dinner last night.Thanks. But its just gonna be me tonight.-What happened to Janine? -Shes really sick.-Thats too bad. -Yeah,shes been in there all day.High

19、fever,nose problem. Its.phlegm,phlegm, phlegm,phlegm,phlegm.Monica! Chandler!Im sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you.but I couldnt get out of going to this play.Have a great time,huh?Thats funny, I saw no phlegm.Oh,no,she really is sick.Then why is she going to a play?Well,you know,Star

20、ve a fever.go to a play for a cold.Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?She didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row.Im so sorry.Why doesnt she want to hang out with us?Because she thinks that you are blah.And that you,Monica, are too loud.What?!What?So she just pretended to have

21、 a good time?She was lying to our faces?I cant believe this. Who is she to judge us?-We couldnt have been nicer to her. -And I am not blah. I am a hoot!Come on,please,you guys. Dont be mad.Im sure she said it.because she was nervous because youre my best friends.And it was our first date.Plus,shes r

22、eally sick.You said you made that up!But isnt the sick thing better than the play thing?Theyre both good. I generally just go with, Monicas drunk again.Come on,please just give her another chance.-Shell come around,I promise. -Of course we will.-Come on,we gotta make dinner. -Okay.I do not like that

23、 woman!I can hear you!I am loud!真好笑Can you please not put your feet up on my new.?Old sheet.Oh,sure.My apothecary table!-What? -No!-Where did you get this? -At Pottery Barn,okay?Oh,my God!Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!If theyve ripped off our table.ours must be worth much mor

24、e than one and 50 dollars.This doesnt even smell like opium.It smells like wine, which you spilled.And thanks for wrecking my sheet.Ross,calm down. Ill give you the 80 cents.Okay,one more time.Would you like some orange juice?-Perfect decibel. -I know!What are you guys doing?Nothing. Were just talki

25、ng. You know,blah-blah-blah.Come on, you said you were gonna try.I came over to invite you to a movie with me and Janine.-What do you say? -Id like to.but Im not sure if we have the time.Very funny. I dont know what to do.I really want you to get along.Please come to the movie with us. You owe me.-W

26、e owe you? -Thats right.I helped you out in the start of your relationship.I helped you sneak around for six months.I looked like an idiot.And I was humiliated.And I only made $200.We didnt give you any money.You dont think I know that?I cant decide if it goes better by the new chair.the Sahara desk

27、.or the Parker console table.I didnt know there was a Pottery Barn up here.-I know,I went a little crazy. -A little?Your place looks like page 72 of the catalog.Look at that!The ornamental birdcage! Large.Oh,Ross? Be careful. That is very old.Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to mark

28、et in that.Fascinating.Another amazing find!-I bet this has a great story too. -It does.It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times.A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times.What are some other time periods,Rachel?Well,theres yore.And,you know,yesteryear.Rachel has such a good eye for

29、 this stuff.Ross,if you ever decide to redecorate.and I think you should.you should ask Rachel to help.He doesnt need my help.I think hes ready to get rid of the. Whatd you call it?The cheap knockoffs and dinosaur junk?Really?You know, since you have such a great sense of what I need.Heres 60 bucks.

30、Why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market.and get me some stuff.I dont think Phoebe wants to come.-I do want to. -She does want to.-She does want to. -Yeah!-Im gonna get my purse. -Okay.Hey,can I have all this stuff when she makes you throw it out?Well, sure, and Ill show you right where you can put it.I guess the flea market was just better last time.Well, at least I got these sheets for Ross.Look at this. Pottery Barn.You know what? Dont look at it.-Seriously,dont look at it. -Look!Theres the table they stole from us.Oh,those bastards! Lets go.