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经典美剧《老友记》第六季第十一集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语
YouthinkIhaveachancewithJanine?
We'vebeenthroughthis.
Don'tdothistoyourself.
Shemadeitclearitisn'tgoingtohappen.
Allright,then.IguessIshouldn'tgettooexcited...
thatIjustkissedher!
-Areyouserious?
-That'sgreat!
Yeah,well,we'llsee.
Youkissedher?
Wekissedituprealnice.
SoyouendedupwithJanine.
Well,congratulations,youwonfairandsquare.
Yeah,itwasrealneckandneckthereforawhile.
Soyoukissed.Thenwhathappened?
Icameoverheretotellyouguys.
Soshe'swaitingoverthereforyou?
Yeah.
TheOneWithTheApothecaryTable
20
I'mgonnabelatefordanceclass.
Okay.
-Okay,nowI'mreallyleaving.-Allright.
Butcanyoujust...
justleaveyourlips?
再见
Haveyoukissedheryet?
It'sawesome!
Icoulddoitforever.
Youknowwhat?
Shekissesbetterthanmymomcooks.
I'msogladyousaid,"cooks."
Look,it'slikeimagineyourbestkissever.
Right?
Okay,nowmultiplythatby,like,10.
Waitasecond,youdatedRoss.
AndyoudateChandler.Okay,multiplyitby,like,50.
Rachel,you'vegottotellthepostofficethatyou'vemoved.
Westillgetyourbillsandstuff.
PotteryBarn!
Youcanthrowtherestaway.
I'mnotyourgarbageman.
I'myourmailman.
Monica,look.
HereisthattablethatIordered.
-YougotitfromPotteryBarn?
-Yeah.It'sanapothecarytable.
Doesanyoneevenknowwhatanapothecaryis?
Apharmacist.
"Apharmacist."
PhoebehatesPotteryBarn.
IhatePotteryBarntoo.
TheykickedmeoutjustbecauseIsatonabed.
Youtookoffyourpantsandgotunderthesheets.
Iwastired.
PhoebehatesPotteryBarn?
Shehatesmass-producedstuff.
Shethinksherfurnitureshouldhaveastorybehindit.
Thishasastorybehindit.
TheyhadtoshipitallthewayfromtheWhitePlainsstore.
It'sgottobeone-of-a-kind.
LikethatGod-awfulceramicfruitbowlshehasonhercounter?
Hey!
Imadethatforher.
-Youmadepottery?
-Yeah.
ImadeitoutofafruitbowlIfoundinthegarbage.
Ifyouputthatinherapartment,you'llneverheartheendofit.
I'lltellherthatit'sanantique.
Shedoesn'thavetoknowwhereitcamefrom.
Ilovetheselittledrawers.
Oh,look!
Itsaysthatitholds300CDs.
Justliketheapothecarytablesofyore.
Yourwhat?
-What?
-What?
Enjoythecatalog,sweetheart.
Sothefarmersays:
"That'snotacow,andyou'renotmilking."
I'msogladyou'retogether.
Wewantedacoupletogooutwith,andnowwehaveone.
We'reacoupleofcouples.
Ihadsomuchfuntonight.Whatagreatrestaurant!
And,Chandler,Ican'tbelieveIletyoupayforthisone.
Thanksagain,man.
Ifyoucomeovertomorrow,I'llmakepasta.
-That'dbegreat!
-Okay.
Butatleastletusbringthewine.
-Youdon'thaveto.-Iinsist.
-You'llgetthewine,right?
-Yeah.
-Okay,goodnight.-Seeyoutomorrow.
Can'twait.
Howarewegoingtogetoutofthatone?
-What?
-Ican'thandletwonightsinarowwiththem.
What'swrongwiththem?
They'rejustalittle...
blah!
Blah?
Well,youknow,he'sblah.She'sjust...
She'sveryloudforsuchasmallperson.
They'remybestfriends.
Areyousayingwecan'tgoout?
Becausethat'dbeaproblem.
Ofcoursewecanstillhangoutwiththem.
Justnottwonightsinarow.
-Okay?
-Iguess.
Thankyou.
I'llsellmyfriendsandusethemoneytobuyyoupresents.
Whatagreattable!
Wheredidyougetit?
Guess.
Afleamarket?
Iknewyouwouldgetitonthefirstguess.
Isn'titcool?
It'sanapothecarytable.
Youcanjustimaginethatthisiswhere...
theykeptalltheirstufftomakepotions.
Youcanalmostsmelltheopium.
Almost.
Howmuchwasit?
Justonly500bucks.
Fivehundredbucksatafleamarket?
Ithoughtyoumeanthowmuchwasit...
whenitwasnew,backthen.
Itwasatafleamarket,soitwaslikeadollar.
-Adollar?
-And50?
Soitwaslikeoneand50dollars.
-Theygaveyoutheold-timepricing.-Yeah.
Well,whatperiodisitfrom?
It'sfromyore.
Likethe"daysofyore,"youknow?
Yes,Ido.
-It'sjustperfect.-Oh,good.
Ibetithasagreatstorytoo.
Didtheytellyouwhereit'sfromor...?
Yes,thatIknow.ThisisfromWhitePlains.
WhitePlains.
Itsoundslikesuchamagicalplace.
-I'mhere.-Hi!
Oh,myGod!
-Youlikeit?
-Oh,myGod!
It'smynewapothecarytable!
Phoebewillbehereanysecond.Shecan'tseethis.
Whynot?
She'llloveit.It'stherealthing.
IgotitatPotteryBarn.
Iknow.Iboughtthesameone.
Andifsheseesyourtable,she'llknowIlied.
-Isaidourswasanoriginal.-Why?
BecauseshehatesPotteryBarn.
ShehatesPotteryBarn?
Iknow.Iknow.Shesaysit'sallmass-produced...
nothingisauthentic,andeveryonewindsuphavingthesamestuff.
Socomeon!
Canwecoverthisup,please?
No,no.IamnotgonnahideitfromPhoebe.
AlthoughIdidgetsomegreatPotteryBarnsheets.
Iforgottheymadesheets!
Istillcan'tbelieveshehatesPotteryBarn.
It'snotlikeshehatesyou.
Yeah,butPotteryBarn?
YouknowwhatIthink?
She'sjustweird.
It'sbecauseshe'satwin.Twinsareweird.
She'snotweird.Shelikesherstufftobeone-of-a-kind.
Youknowwhat'snotone-of-a-kind?
Atwin!
Let'sturnoutthelightsandwatchthemovie.
-Hey,coolsheet!
-Youlikeit?
-YouwanttoknowwhereIgotit?
-Sure.
Atafleamarket.
Youbuyyoursheetsatafleamarket?
Comeon,yougottaloosenthepursestringsalittle.
Dinnerwillbereadyin20minutes.
Hereisthewinetobringovertonight.
YouwerealsogonnabuyMonicaflowers...
butyoucouldn't,becauseyoupaidfordinnerlastnight.
Thanks.Butit'sjustgonnabemetonight.
-WhathappenedtoJanine?
-She'sreallysick.
-That'stoobad.-Yeah,she'sbeeninthereallday.
Highfever,noseproblem.It's...
phlegm,phlegm,phlegm,phlegm,phlegm.
Monica!
Chandler!
I'msorryabouttonight.Idon'tknowifJoeytoldyou...
butIcouldn'tgetoutofgoingtothisplay.
Haveagreattime,huh?
That'sfunny,Isawnophlegm.
Oh,no,shereallyissick.
Thenwhyisshegoingtoaplay?
Well,youknow,"Starveafever...
gotoaplayforacold."
WhyisJaninenotcomingoverfordinner?
Shedidn'twanttohangoutwithyouguystwonightsinarow.
I'msosorry.
Whydoesn'tshewanttohangoutwithus?
Becauseshethinksthatyouareblah.
Andthatyou,Monica,aretooloud.
What?
!
What?
Soshejustpretendedtohaveagoodtime?
Shewaslyingtoourfaces?
Ican'tbelievethis.Whoisshetojudgeus?
-Wecouldn'thavebeennicertoher.-AndIamnotblah.Iamahoot!
Comeon,please,youguys.Don'tbemad.
I'msureshesaidit...
becauseshewasnervousbecauseyou'remybestfriends.
Anditwasourfirstdate.
Plus,she'sreallysick.
Yousaidyoumadethatup!
Butisn'tthesickthingbetterthantheplaything?
They'rebothgood.Igenerallyjustgowith,"Monica'sdrunkagain."
Comeon,pleasejustgiveheranotherchance.
-She'llcomearound,Ipromise.-Ofcoursewewill.
-Comeon,wegottamakedinner.-Okay.
Idonotlikethatwoman!
Icanhearyou!
Iamloud!
真好笑
Canyoupleasenotputyourfeetuponmynew..?
Oldsheet.
Oh,sure.
Myapothecarytable!
-What?
-No!
-Wheredidyougetthis?
-AtPotteryBarn,okay?
Oh,myGod!
PotteryBarnhasrippedoffthedesignofourantique!
Ifthey'verippedoffourtable...
oursmustbeworthmuchmorethanoneand50dollars.
Thisdoesn'tevensmelllikeopium.
Itsmellslikewine,whichyouspilled.
Andthanksforwreckingmysheet.
Ross,calmdown.I'llgiveyouthe80cents.
Okay,onemoretime.
Wouldyoulikesomeorangejuice?
-Perfectdecibel.-Iknow!
Whatareyouguysdoing?
Nothing.We'rejusttalking.Youknow,blah-blah-blah.
Comeon,yousaidyouweregonnatry.
IcameovertoinviteyoutoamoviewithmeandJanine.
-Whatdoyousay?
-I'dliketo...
butI'mnotsureifwehavethetime.
Veryfunny.Idon'tknowwhattodo.
Ireallywantyoutogetalong.
Pleasecometothemoviewithus.Youoweme.
-Weoweyou?
-That'sright.
Ihelpedyououtinthestartofyourrelationship.
Ihelpedyousneakaroundforsixmonths.
Ilookedlikeanidiot.
AndIwashumiliated.
AndIonlymade$200.
Wedidn'tgiveyouanymoney.
Youdon'tthinkIknowthat?
Ican'tdecideifitgoesbetterbythenewchair...
theSaharadesk...
ortheParkerconsoletable.
Ididn'tknowtherewasaPotteryBarnuphere.
-Iknow,Iwentalittlecrazy.-Alittle?
Yourplacelookslikepage72ofthecatalog.
Lookatthat!
Theornamentalbirdcage!
Large.
Oh,Ross?
Becareful.Thatisveryold.
Colonialbirdmerchantsusedtobringtheirbirdstomarketinthat.
Fascinating.
Anotheramazingfind!
-Ibetthishasagreatstorytoo.-Itdoes.
Itisaroom-separatingapparatusfromColonialtimes.
AlotofthisstuffisfromtheColonialtimes.
Whataresomeothertimeperiods,Rachel?
Well,there'syore.
And,youknow,yesteryear.
Rachelhassuchagoodeyeforthisstuff.
Ross,ifyoueverdecidetoredecorate...
andIthinkyoushould...
youshouldaskRacheltohelp.
Hedoesn'tneedmyhelp.
Ithinkhe'sreadytogetridofthe..What'dyoucallit?
The"cheapknockoffsanddinosaurjunk"?
Really?
Youknow,sinceyouhavesuchagreatsenseofwhatIneed..
Here's60bucks.
Whydon'tyoutakePhoebedowntothatColonialfleamarket...
andgetmesomestuff.
Idon'tthinkPhoebewantstocome.
-Idowantto.-Shedoeswantto.
-Shedoeswantto.-Yeah!
-I'mgonnagetmypurse.-Okay.
Hey,canIhaveallthisstuffwhenshemakesyouthrowitout?
Well,sure,andI'llshowyourightwhereyoucanputit.
Iguessthefleamarketwasjustbetterlasttime.
Well,atleastIgotthesesheetsforRoss.
Lookatthis.PotteryBarn.
Youknowwhat?
Don'tlookatit.
-Seriously,don'tlookatit.-Look!
There'sthetabletheystolefromus.
Oh,thosebastards!
Let'sgo.