英语口语2224.docx

1、英语口语2224第二十二集1- Tell him!- Please tell him!2Shut up!3Tell me what?4You wont even look at him.5Come on. I could use anotherreason why women wont look at me.6All right.7Last night, I had a dream.8.that you and I.9.were.10Doing it on this table.11Excellent dream score.12Why would you dream that?13More

2、importantly.14.was I any good?15Well, you were pretty damn good.16Interesting. In my dreams,Im surprisingly inadequate.17Last night, you seemed to knowyour way around the table.18I love it when we share.19You okay?20I cant believe you twohad sex in her dream!21Im sorry.It was a one-time thing.22I wa

3、s very drunk, and it wassomeone elses subconscious.23The One With the Ick Factor24English Subtitles byGELULA & CO., INC.25Hello, Rachel.26Get off!27Oh, give me! Can you see meoperating a drill press?28I dont know.What are you wearing?29Why would you want tooperate a drill press?30For some short-term

4、 work.31Till I get back someof my massage clients.32Pirates again?33No. Nothing like that.34Im just such a dummy.35I taught a Massage Yourselfat Home workshop.36And they are.37Hey, Chan, she could work for you.38Thanks, Joey. Thats a good idea.39I could! I could do it!40What is it?41My secretarys go

5、nna be out.42Shes having one of herboobs reduced.43Its a whole big boob story.44I could be a secretary.45I dont know if itsyour kind of thing.46.because it involvesa lot of being normal.47.for a large portion of the day.48I could do that.49- Whatre you playing with?- My new beeper.50Why does a paleo

6、ntologistneed a beeper?51Is it for dinosaur emergencies?52Help! Theyre still extinct!53Its for when Carol goes into labor.She can get me wherever I am.54All she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO.55A cool number anda possible name for the kid.56See you later.57Off to see young Ethan?58Thank you.59How young

7、is young Ethan?Young?60Hes our age.61When we were.62Hes a senior in college.63College?64This man-child has no problemwith how old you are?65No, of course not.66Its not even an issue.67.because I told him I was 22.68- You what?- What?69Oh, I cant pass for 22?70Well, maybe 25, 26.71I am 26.72There you

8、 go.73Can you hear that?74Thatll stopwhen you pick up the phone.75Oh, Im on!76Mr. Bings office.77Im sorry hesin a meeting right now.78Im not in a meeting.79Will he know whatthis is in reference to?80And he has your number?81Ill see that he getsthe message. Bye-bye!82Ross says hi.83This is so fun!Wha

9、t do we do now?84Well, now I actuallyhave to get to work.85Most likely.86Okay, Im gonna be out there.87All right. Bye-bye.88Bye-bye.89Yes?90What you doing?91Okay, windows are clean.Candles are lit.92Belts too tight.Gotta change the belt.93Did I turn the fish?Nope, because I made lasagna.94Am I out o

10、f control?95Just a touch.96Mon, I dont understand.Youve been dating this guy since.97.his midterms.98Why, all of the sudden,are you so.?99What?100Could tonight be the night?101I dont know. Hes a great guy.102.and I love being with him.But, you know.103.things happen when they happen.You dont plan th

11、ese things.104So did you shave your legs?105Would you let it go, Ross?It was just a dream.106It doesnt mean.107This is it! Its baby time.Baby time!108All right, relax, just relax.Be cool.109Yeah, hi. I was just beeped.110No, Andre is not here.111Third time today.112Yes, I am sure.113I do not perform

12、those kind of services.114Services?115Oh, services.116Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO.117Thats right.118Thats right.JUMBO with a U, sir.119No, you dont want me.120Judging by his number,Id be a huge disappointment.121Alrighty, bye-bye.122How was the first day?123Excellent!Everyone was so, so nice!124It pays

13、to know the manwho wears my shoes.125Me.126- I didnt tell anyone I knew you.- Why not?127Well, because, you know.128They dont like you.129What?130I thought you knew.131Who doesnt like me?132Everyone.133Except for.134No. Everyone.135What are you talking about?136Dont feel bad.137You know, they used t

14、olike you a lot.138But you got promoted,and now youre.139.Mr. Boss Man.You know, Mr. Big.140Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing.141I cant believe it.142Yeah. They even do you.143They do me?144You know, like, okay.145Could that report be any later?146I dont sound like that.147Yeah, you do.148The hills are alivew

15、ith the sound.149.of music.150My scone!151My scone!152I dont sound like that.That is so not true.153That is so not.That is so not.154That.Oh, shut up!155- Did not!- Im telling you, up until I was 9.156.I thought gunpoint wasa place where crimes happened.157Hows that possible?158Its always on the new

16、s.159A man is being held up at Gunpoint.160Tourists are terrorizedat Gunpoint.161And I kept thinking,why do people continue to go there?162I should go.163- Unless.- What?164Unless you wanna stay over.165I mean, Im going to. So.166Yeah, Id really like that.167Before we get into anystaying-over stuff.

17、168.theres something you should know.169Is this, like,I have an early class tomorrow.170.or Im secretly marriedto a goat?171Well, its somewhere in between.172You see, in a strictly technicalsense, of course, Im not.173Well, I mean, I havent ever.174Ethan?175Are you a virgin?176Well, if thats what yo

18、u kids arecalling it these days, then.177.yes, I am.178I am. Ive kind of beenwaiting for the right person.179Really?180You do know I was talkingabout you, right?181Wow!182You keep saying that.183You know, you read about it.You see it in the movies.184Even when you practice it at home,man, oh, man.18

19、5.it is nothing like that.186Listen, listen.187You told me somethingthat was really difficult for you.188And I figure if you canbe honest, then I can too.189Dont tell me I did it wrong.190Nothing wrong about that.191Here goes.192Im not 22.193Im 25.194.and 13 months.195But I figure that shouldntchang

20、e anything.196What does it matter how old we are?197Listen.198.as long as weretelling stuff.199.I have another one for you.200Im a little younger than I said.201Youre not a senior?202Oh, Im a senior.203.in high school.204What we did was wrong.205I just had sex with someone whowasnt alive during the

21、bicentennial!206I just had sex.207Ethan, focus.How could you not tell me?208You never told me your age.209Thats different!210My lie didnt make one of usa felon in 48 states!211- What were you thinking?- I was too busy falling.212Dont say it!213In love with you.214Really?215Sorry.216Well, fall out of

22、 it.217You shouldnt be here.Its a school night!218Oh, God!219Im like those womenthat you see.220.with shiny guys named Chad.221Im Joan Collins.222Who?223Andre should be therein about 45 minutes.224Alrighty. Bye-bye.225Its just easier that way.226You told me about the last dream.227No. Forget it.228W

23、hy not? Was I doingsomething particularly saucy?229All right. Fine.230You were not the only one there.231Joey was too.232All right.233Was there.234.anybody else there?235No.236You sure? Nobody.237.handing out mints or anything?238No, just the three of us.239So was it you and Chandler.240.then you an

24、d meor you, me and Chandler?241- You know what?- What?242There were times.243.when it wasnt even me.244That is so sweet, you guys!245Mon, Ethan called again.246What?247Ethan called again.248Youre not seeing him anymore?249No.250Sometimes, just things dont work out.251This has nothing to do with himn

25、eeding a note to get out of gym?252I didnt say any.I did not say anything. I swear.253He stopped by.254Next time you talk to him.255.could you ask him which onethe strongest Power Ranger is?256Oh, my life is just so amusing.Can we drop it now?257Sorry.258Its morphin time!259- Stegosaurus!- Tyrannosa

26、urus!260I gotta go.261Head rush.262One more, and then I have to go.263Cool.264Where you going?265A birthday partywith some work people.266Work people?267Nobody told me.268No, I know.Thats part of the whole.269.them-not-liking-youextravaganza.270I dont get it. A month ago,these people were my friends

27、.271Just because Im in charge,Im not a different person.272Then come, hang out. Let them seewhat a great guy you still are.273- You think I should?- I really do.274But could we not go together?275I dont wanna be the geekwho invited the boss.276Last night was great.277You know, the karaoke thing?Trac

28、y and I doing Ebony and Ivory.278You were great!But they still made fun of you.279What?280Now youre Mr. Caring Boss.281Mr. Im-one-of-you Boss.282Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy.Boss Man Bing!283Then I dont get it.284Well, you know what, Chandler?I think you just gotta face it.285Youre, like, the guyin the big off