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英语口语2224
第二十二集
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-Tellhim!
-Pleasetellhim!
2
Shutup!
3
Tellmewhat?
4
Youwon'tevenlookathim.
5
Comeon.Icoulduseanother
reasonwhywomenwon'tlookatme.
6
Allright.
7
Lastnight,Ihadadream...
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...thatyouandI...
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...were...
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Doingitonthistable.
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Excellentdreamscore.
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Whywouldyoudreamthat?
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Moreimportantly...
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...wasIanygood?
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Well,youwereprettydamngood.
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Interesting.Inmydreams,
I'msurprisinglyinadequate.
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Lastnight,youseemedtoknow
yourwayaroundthetable.
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Iloveitwhenweshare.
19
Youokay?
20
Ican'tbelieveyoutwo
hadsexinherdream!
21
I'msorry.
Itwasaone-timething.
22
Iwasverydrunk,anditwas
someoneelse'ssubconscious.
23
TheOneWiththeIckFactor
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EnglishSubtitlesby
GELULA&CO.,INC.
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Hello,Rachel.
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Getoff!
27
Oh,giveme!
Canyouseeme
operatingadrillpress?
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Idon'tknow.
Whatareyouwearing?
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Whywouldyouwantto
operateadrillpress?
30
Forsomeshort-termwork.
31
TillIgetbacksome
ofmymassageclients.
32
Piratesagain?
33
No.Nothinglikethat.
34
I'mjustsuchadummy.
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Itaughta"MassageYourself
atHome"workshop.
36
Andtheyare.
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Hey,Chan,shecouldworkforyou.
38
Thanks,Joey.That'sagoodidea.
39
Icould!
Icoulddoit!
40
Whatisit?
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Mysecretary'sgonnabeout.
42
She'shavingoneofher
boobsreduced.
43
It'sawholebigboobstory.
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Icouldbeasecretary.
45
Idon'tknowifit's
yourkindofthing...
46
...becauseitinvolves
alotofbeingnormal...
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...foralargeportionoftheday.
48
Icoulddothat.
49
-What'reyouplayingwith?
-Mynewbeeper.
50
Whydoesapaleontologist
needabeeper?
51
Isitfordinosauremergencies?
52
Help!
They'restillextinct!
53
It'sforwhenCarolgoesintolabor.
ShecangetmewhereverIam.
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Allshehastodoisdial55-JIMBO.
55
Acoolnumberand
apossiblenameforthekid.
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Seeyoulater.
57
OfftoseeyoungEthan?
58
Thankyou.
59
HowyoungisyoungEthan?
Young?
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He'sourage.
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Whenwewere...
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He'saseniorincollege.
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College?
64
Thisman-childhasnoproblem
withhowoldyouare?
65
No,ofcoursenot.
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It'snotevenanissue...
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...becauseItoldhimIwas22.
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-Youwhat?
-What?
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Oh,Ican'tpassfor22?
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Well,maybe25,26.
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Iam26.
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Thereyougo.
73
Canyouhearthat?
74
That'llstop
whenyoupickupthephone.
75
Oh,I'mon!
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Mr.Bing'soffice.
77
I'msorryhe's
inameetingrightnow.
78
I'mnotinameeting.
79
Willheknowwhat
thisisinreferenceto?
80
Andhehasyournumber?
81
I'llseethathegets
themessage.Bye-bye!
82
Rosssayshi.
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Thisissofun!
Whatdowedonow?
84
Well,nowIactually
havetogettowork.
85
"Mostlikely."
86
Okay,I'mgonnabeoutthere.
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Allright.Bye-bye.
88
Bye-bye.
89
Yes?
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Whatyoudoing?
91
Okay,windowsareclean.
Candlesarelit.
92
Belt'stootight.
Gottachangethebelt.
93
DidIturnthefish?
Nope,becauseImadelasagna.
94
AmIoutofcontrol?
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Justatouch.
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Mon,Idon'tunderstand.
You'vebeendatingthisguysince...
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...hismidterms.
98
Why,allofthesudden,
areyouso...?
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What?
100
Couldtonightbethenight?
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Idon'tknow.He'sagreatguy...
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...andIlovebeingwithhim.
But,youknow...
103
...thingshappenwhentheyhappen.
Youdon'tplanthesethings.
104
Sodidyoushaveyourlegs?
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Wouldyouletitgo,Ross?
Itwasjustadream.
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Itdoesn'tmean...
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Thisisit!
It'sbabytime.
Babytime!
108
Allright,relax,justrelax.
Becool.
109
Yeah,hi.Iwasjustbeeped.
110
No,Andreisnothere.
111
Thirdtimetoday.
112
Yes,Iamsure.
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Idonotperform
thosekindofservices.
114
Services?
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Oh,services.
116
Yeah,youwant55-JUMBO.
117
That'sright.
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That'sright.
JUMBOwitha"U",sir.
119
No,youdon'twantme.
120
Judgingbyhisnumber,
I'dbeahugedisappointment.
121
Alrighty,bye-bye.
122
Howwasthefirstday?
123
Excellent!
Everyonewasso,sonice!
124
Itpaystoknowtheman
whowearsmyshoes.
125
Me.
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-Ididn'ttellanyoneIknewyou.
-Whynot?
127
Well,because,youknow.
128
Theydon'tlikeyou.
129
What?
130
Ithoughtyouknew.
131
Whodoesn'tlikeme?
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Everyone.
133
Exceptfor...
134
No.Everyone.
135
Whatareyoutalkingabout?
136
Don'tfeelbad.
137
Youknow,theyusedto
likeyoualot.
138
Butyougotpromoted,
andnowyou're...
139
...Mr.BossMan.
Youknow,Mr.Big.
140
Mr.Bing.BossManBing.
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Ican'tbelieveit.
142
Yeah.Theyevendoyou.
143
They"do"me?
144
Youknow,like,okay.
145
"Couldthatreportbeanylater?
"
146
Idon'tsoundlikethat.
147
Yeah,youdo.
148
"Thehillsarealive
withthesound...
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...ofmusic."
150
"Myscone!
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Myscone!
"
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Idon'tsoundlikethat.
Thatissonottrue.
153
Thatissonot...
Thatissonot...
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That...
Oh,shutup!
155
-Didnot!
-I'mtellingyou,upuntilIwas9...
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...Ithoughtgunpointwas
aplacewherecrimeshappened.
157
How'sthatpossible?
158
It'salwaysonthenews.
159
"AmanisbeingheldupatGunpoint."
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"Touristsareterrorized
atGunpoint."
161
AndIkeptthinking,
whydopeoplecontinuetogothere?
162
Ishouldgo.
163
-Unless...
-What?
164
Unlessyouwannastayover.
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Imean,I'mgoingto.So...
166
Yeah,I'dreallylikethat.
167
Beforewegetintoany
staying-overstuff...
168
...there'ssomethingyoushouldknow.
169
Isthis,like,
"Ihaveanearlyclasstomorrow"...
170
...or"I'msecretlymarried
toagoat"?
171
Well,it'ssomewhereinbetween.
172
Yousee,inastrictlytechnical
sense,ofcourse,I'mnot...
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Well,Imean,Ihaven'tever...
174
Ethan?
175
Areyouavirgin?
176
Well,ifthat'swhatyoukidsare
callingitthesedays,then...
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...yes,Iam.
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Iam.I'vekindofbeen
waitingfortherightperson.
179
Really?
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YoudoknowIwastalking
aboutyou,right?
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Wow!
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Youkeepsayingthat.
183
Youknow,youreadaboutit.
Youseeitinthemovies.
184
Evenwhenyoupracticeitathome,
man,oh,man...
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...itisnothinglikethat.
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Listen,listen.
187
Youtoldmesomething
thatwasreallydifficultforyou.
188
AndIfigureifyoucan
behonest,thenIcantoo.
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Don'ttellmeIdiditwrong.
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Nothingwrongaboutthat.
191
Heregoes.
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I'mnot22.
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I'm25...
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...and13months.
195
ButIfigurethatshouldn't
changeanything.
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Whatdoesitmatterhowoldweare?
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Listen...
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...aslongaswe're
tellingstuff...
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...Ihaveanotheroneforyou.
200
I'malittleyoungerthanIsaid.
201
You'renotasenior?
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Oh,I'masenior...
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...inhighschool.
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Whatwedidwaswrong.
205
Ijusthadsexwithsomeonewho
wasn'taliveduringthebicentennial!
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Ijusthadsex.
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Ethan,focus.
Howcouldyounottellme?
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Younevertoldmeyourage.
209
That'sdifferent!
210
Myliedidn'tmakeoneofus
afelonin48states!
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-Whatwereyouthinking?
-Iwastoobusyfalling...
212
Don'tsayit!
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Inlovewithyou.
214
Really?
215
Sorry.
216
Well,falloutofit.
217
Youshouldn'tbehere.
It'saschoolnight!
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Oh,God!
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I'mlikethosewomen
thatyousee...
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...withshinyguysnamedChad.
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I'mJoanCollins.
222
Who?
223
Andreshouldbethere
inabout45minutes.
224
Alrighty.Bye-bye.
225
It'sjusteasierthatway.
226
Youtoldmeaboutthelastdream.
227
No.Forgetit.
228
Whynot?
WasIdoing
somethingparticularlysaucy?
229
Allright.Fine.
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Youwerenottheonlyonethere.
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Joeywastoo.
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Allright.
233
Wasthere...
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...anybodyelsethere?
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No.
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Yousure?
Nobody...
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...handingoutmintsoranything?
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No,justthethreeofus.
239
SowasityouandChandler...
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...thenyouandme
oryou,meandChandler?
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-Youknowwhat?
-What?
242
Thereweretimes...
243
...whenitwasn'tevenme.
244
Thatissosweet,youguys!
245
Mon,Ethancalledagain.
246
What?
247
Ethancalledagain.
248
You'renotseeinghimanymore?
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No.
250
Sometimes,justthingsdon'tworkout.
251
Thishasnothingtodowithhim
needinganotetogetoutofgym?
252
Ididn'tsayany...
Ididnotsayanything.Iswear.
253
Hestoppedby.
254
Nexttimeyoutalktohim...
255
...couldyouaskhimwhichone
thestrongestPowerRangeris?
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Oh,mylifeisjustsoamusing.
Canwedropitnow?
257
Sorry.
258
"It'smorphintime!
"
259
-Stegosaurus!
-Tyrannosaurus!
260
Igottago.
261
Headrush.
262
Onemore,andthenIhavetogo.
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Cool.
264
Whereyougoing?
265
Abirthdayparty
withsomeworkpeople.
266
Workpeople?
267
Nobodytoldme.
268
No,Iknow.
That'spartofthewhole...
269
...them-not-liking-you
extravaganza.
270
Idon'tgetit.Amonthago,
thesepeopleweremyfriends.
271
JustbecauseI'mincharge,
I'mnotadifferentperson.
272
Thencome,hangout.Letthemsee
whatagreatguyyoustillare.
273
-YouthinkIshould?
-Ireallydo.
274
Butcouldwenotgotogether?
275
Idon'twannabethegeek
whoinvitedtheboss.
276
Lastnightwasgreat.
277
Youknow,thekaraokething?
TracyandIdoing"EbonyandIvory".
278
Youweregreat!
Buttheystillmadefunofyou.
279
What?
280
Nowyou'reMr.CaringBoss.
281
Mr.I'm-one-of-youBoss.
282
Mr.I-wanna-be-your-buddy.
BossManBing!
283
ThenIdon'tgetit.
284
Well,youknowwhat,Chandler?
Ithinkyoujustgottafaceit.
285
You're,like,theguy
inthebigoff
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