高中英语《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本 419 The One With All The Haste素材.docx

1、高中英语Frinds老友记第4季中英文对照完整剧本 419 The One With All The Haste素材419 The One With All The HasteScene: Rachels bedroom; Rachel is awoken by a man singing in the next apartment.The Singing Man: (singing, duh) Mornings here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the mornings here! The mornings here!Rachel: HEY!

2、 Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!The Singing Man: Oh come on! Mornings here! (Starts singing) Mornings here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)Rachel: I hate this apartment! I hate the

3、 color of these walls! I hate the fact that this place still smells like bird! I hate that singing guy!Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is hereRachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.Monica: Hey, I have all the space I

4、 need. Just do what I did.Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!Monica: Yknow what? I am really tired of your bellyaching! Okay, I-I worked really hard at making this a nice place for us to live!Rachel: Im sorry. Im so sorry.Monica: Okay.Joey: See, this is a grea

5、t apartment.Monica: Shut up! This place is a hole!OPENING CREDITSScene: Rosss bedroom; Ross and Emily are making out. Ross as a new feature.Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!(Yep, its a little gold loop.)Ross: Huh? I know, I know. Who am I? David Bowe? (Shakes his head aro

6、und, pretending like hes jamming.)Emily: He does that?!Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mea

7、n, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!Emily: I love both of you!Ross: Yeah?(They kiss.)Emily: I wish I didnt have to go.Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.Emily: Ohh, Ross, please!Ross: One more day, seriously/Emily: Dont do this to me,

8、again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.Emily: I wish I could.Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)Emily: I dont think yo

9、u understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.Ross: Yeah, I know, I uh, I tried them on.Emily: You didnt!Ross: No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, Joey

10、and Chandler are watching one of those Kung Fu movies and imitating the moves.Phoebe: (entering, wearing Santa pants) Hello!Chandler: Ho! Ho! Ho!Phoebe: Excuse me.Chandler: Your pants!Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are

11、sooo comfortable!Joey: Uhh, Pheebs, those are uh, those are Santa pants.Phoebe: What?Chandler: Santa pants. (Phoebe still doesnt get it.) Santa Clauss pants.Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and

12、 whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.Rachel: (entering) Hey!Monica: (entering) Hey!Rachel: SoHey, Pheebs! So, how are the elves?Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.Monica: Hey, guys, what-wha

13、t should I wear to a Knicks game?Chandler: Uhh, a T-shirt that says, I dont belong here.Joey: You have Knicks tickets?Rachel: Yeah, my mom got my dads season tickets in the divorce, so she just gave them to me.Monica: Yeah, apparently, theyre pretty good seats.Rachel: Yeah.Joey: (examining the ticke

14、ts) Oh my God! Those are almost right on the floor!Rachel: Do you guys want these?Joey: Yeah!Chandler: Yeah we do!Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.Both: All right!Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!Phoebe: Boy! I didnt see that coming!Chandler: Are you serious?Rachel: Oh, come on! We know what thes

15、e are worth.Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?Joey: Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.Monica: What do you say?Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up my bachelor pad for some basketball seats!Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?Chandler: No

16、. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.Joey: Yeah, you do!Scene: Central Perk, Joey is whining to Chandler about the tickets.Joey: Come on!Chandler: (ignoring him) Yes, Gunther, can I get two cups of chino, please?Gunther: Good one.Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season ti

17、ckets, do you know what that means?Chandler: Forget it! Okay, Im not giving up the apartment.Joey: Oh comelook, when I was a kid my dads company gave season tickets to the number one salesman every year, all right? My dad never won! Of course, he wasnt in the sales division, but still, I never ever,

18、 ever forgot that!Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)Joey: Hey!Chandler: Oh my God!Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?Ross: Oh yeah, Emily convinced me to do it.Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what cou

19、nts. So uh, how are you guys doing?Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.Chandler: Where is Emily?Ross: Ugh, shes saying good-bye to her uncle.Chandler: Man, didnt she like just get here?Ross: Yeah! Yeah!Chandler: Easy tiger.Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean,

20、every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off.Chandler: So what are you going to do?Ross: Nothing! Theres nothing to do! I mean, she lives there, I live here. I mean, she-shed h

21、ave to uh, move here. She should move here!Joey: What?Ross: I could ask her to live with me!Chandler: Are you serious?Ross: I mean, why not! I mean, I mean why not?!Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!Ro

22、ss: Look guys, when Im with her its-its-its like she brings this-this-this great side out of me. I mean I-I-I love her, yknow?Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.Joey: All right look, Ross, hes

23、 right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!Ross: I dont want to do that.Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)C

24、handler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.Scene: Monica and Rachels erm, Chandler and Joeys, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.Phoebe: Thats too hard. Too hard!Monica: (entering with Rachel) All right boys, l

25、ast chance for the tickets!Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.Chandler: No thank you.Joey: Wait-wait-wait-wait! (To Chandler) Come on! Come on, lets trade! The timings perfect, I just clogged the toilet! Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we

26、cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!Chandler: Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more

27、than just season seats.Joey: Its the Knicks!Chandler: Screw the Knicks!Joey: Whoa!Chandler: I didnt mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more.Joey: Huh.Chandler: And the Knicks rule all.Joey: Yeah, the Knicks rule all!Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?Chandler: No. No. Were

28、 not gonna do that, yknow why? Because its not an even trade.Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?Joey: Done!Rachel: Let me finish. Joey: Oh. Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.Joey: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.Phoebe: Or you cou

29、ld end up with everything.Joey: Ooh, I like that.Monica: All right, so what do you say?Chandler: No!Monica: Oh, just do it!Chandler: Op, op, Im convinced!Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.Chandler: All right, but you cant use that again for a whole year. Im

30、in.Joey: All right!Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?Rachel: Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Phoebe decide, because shes the only whos impartial, and shes so pretty.Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!Joey: Okay! Chandler: Okay!Phoebe: This is great

31、!Joey: Whats the game?! Whats the game?!Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?Monica: Theyre green?Phoebe: Good! Good! Five points!(They both rejoice; Chandler is totally confused.)Phoebe: All right, Joey, same question.(He looks to Chandler, who doesnt have a clue.)Joey: Uhh, theyre tall.Phoebe: Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy.(Joey turns and is angry that Cha