高中英语《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本 419 The One With All The Haste素材.docx
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高中英语《Frinds老友记》第4季中英文对照完整剧本419TheOneWithAllTheHaste素材
419TheOneWithAllTheHaste
[Scene:
Rachel’sbedroom;Rachelisawokenbyamansinginginthenextapartment.]
TheSingingMan:
（singing,duh）Morning’shere!
Sunshineishere!
Theskyisclear,themorning’shere!
Themorning’shere!
Rachel:
HEY!
!
Doyouhavetodothat?
It’sSaturday!
TheSingingMan:
Ohcomeon!
Morning’shere!
（Startssinging）Morning’shere!
Themorningishere!
Sunshineishere!
（Rachelslamsshutherwindowandstormsintothelivingroom,whereJoeyandMonicaareeatingbreakfast.）
Rachel:
Ihatethisapartment!
Ihatethecolorofthesewalls!
Ihatethefactthatthisplacestillsmellslikebird!
Ihatethatsingingguy!
Joey:
Areyoukidding?
Ilovethatguy!
（Startssinging）Morning’shere!
Morningishere—
Rachel:
Stopit!
Iwillkillyou.Ihatethefactthatmyroomissosmall.
Monica:
Hey,IhaveallthespaceIneed.JustdowhatIdid.
Rachel:
Monica,youdon’tevenhaveabed,yousleepinaballonthefloor!
Monica:
Y’knowwhat?
Iamreallytiredofyourbellyaching!
Okay,I-Iworkedreallyhardatmakingthisaniceplaceforustolive!
Rachel:
I’msorry.I’msosorry.
Monica:
Okay.
Joey:
See,thisisagreatapartment.
Monica:
Shutup!
Thisplaceisahole!
OPENINGCREDITS
[Scene:
Ross’sbedroom;RossandEmilyaremakingout.Rossasanewfeature.]
Emily:
Oh,blimey,Istillcan’tbelieveyou’vegotanearring!
（Yep,it’salittlegoldloop.）
Ross:
Huh?
Iknow,Iknow.WhoamI?
DavidBowe?
（Shakeshisheadaround,pretendinglikehe’sjamming.）
Emily:
Hedoesthat?
!
Ross:
Uh,Idon’tknow,whatever.
Emily:
Ithinkitmakesyoulookreallydangerous.
Ross:
Oh,Iknow.Y’knowwhat,Ineverwould’vegottenthisifitweren’tforyou.Noreally,whenI’mwithyouI’m-I’mlikethiswholeotherguy,Ilovethatguy!
Imean,Iloveyoutoo,alot,butthatguy!
I-Ilovethatguy!
Emily:
Ilovebothofyou!
Ross:
Yeah?
（Theykiss.）
Emily:
IwishIdidn’thavetogo.
Ross:
Thendon’t.Stayhere.Justdon’tgososoontoLondon,justonemoreday.
Emily:
Ohh,Ross,please!
Ross:
Onemoreday,seriously/
Emily:
Don’tdothistome,again.You’dknowI’dstayhereinaminute,butI’dreallymisssomuchwork,they’llfireme.
Ross:
So,thenyoucanstayaslongasyouwant.
Emily:
IwishIcould.
Ross:
Ohno.Don’t,don’t,don’tstartpacking.Comeon!
（Sheputssomeclothesintoherbag,andRossthrowsthemout.）
Emily:
Idon’tthinkyouunderstandpacking.Look,Ijustdon’twanttoleaveittothelastminute.LasttimeIleftinsucharush,Ileftmyknickershere.
Ross:
Yeah,Iknow,Iuh,Itriedthemon.
Emily:
Youdidn’t!
Ross:
No.No,Ididn’t.Ididn’twanttobethatguy.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'serm,ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyandChandlerarewatchingoneofthoseKungFumoviesandimitatingthemoves.]
Phoebe:
（entering,wearingSantapants）Hello!
Chandler:
Ho!
Ho!
Ho!
Phoebe:
Excuseme.
Chandler:
Yourpants!
Phoebe:
Oh,yeah!
Youlike‘em?
Ijust,Iwenttoausedclothesstoreandgotabunchofmaternitystuff.Thesearesooocomfortable!
Joey:
Uhh,Pheebs,thoseareuh,thoseareSantapants.
Phoebe:
What?
Chandler:
Santapants.（Phoebestilldoesn’tgetit.）SantaClaus’spants.
Phoebe:
Nuh-uh!
They’rematernitypants.Theyevencamewithalistofbabynames.（Pullsoutasheetofpaperwhichlistswho’sbeennaughtyandwho’sbeennice.）See,thesenamesaregood,andthesenamesarebad.（Finally,shefiguresitout.）Ohh.
Rachel
:
（entering）Hey!
Monica:
（entering）Hey!
Rachel:
So—Hey,Pheebs!
So,howaretheelves?
Phoebe:
Idon’tknow!
Howarethe-the-the-the,y’know—You’reclothesaren’tfunny.
Monica:
Hey,guys,what-whatshouldIweartoaKnicksgame?
Chandler:
Uhh,aT-shirtthatsays,"Idon’tbelonghere."
Joey:
YouhaveKnickstickets?
Rachel:
Yeah,mymomgotmydad’sseasonticketsinthedivorce,soshejustgavethemtome.
Monica:
Yeah,apparently,they’reprettygoodseats.
Rachel:
Yeah.
Joey:
（examiningthetickets）OhmyGod!
Thosearealmostrightonthefloor!
Rachel:
Doyouguyswantthese?
Joey:
Yeah!
Chandler:
Yeahwedo!
Rachel:
Ohh,wellyougot‘em.
Both:
Allright!
Rachel:
Justgiveusourapartmentback!
Phoebe:
Boy!
Ididn’tseethatcoming!
Chandler:
Areyouserious?
Rachel:
Oh,comeon!
Weknowwhattheseareworth.
Monica:
Yeah,what,doyouthinkwe’restupid?
Joey:
You’renotstupid.You’remeanerthanIthought.
Monica:
Whatdoyousay?
Chandler:
Forgetit!
Okay,I’mnotgivingupmybachelorpadforsomebasketballseats!
Rachel:
You’rebachelorpad?
!
Monica:
Haveyouevenhadagirluphere?
Chandler:
No.Butuh,Joeyhas,andIusuallytalktotheminthemorningtime.
Joey:
Yeah,youdo!
[Scene:
CentralPerk,JoeyiswhiningtoChandleraboutthetickets.]
Joey:
Comeon!
Chandler:
（ignoringhim）Yes,Gunther,canIgettwocupsofchino,please?
Gunther:
Goodone.
Joey:
Comeon,seasontickets!
Seasontickets,doyouknowwhatthatmeans?
Chandler:
Forgetit!
Okay,I’mnotgivinguptheapartment.
Joey:
Ohcome—look,whenIwasakidmydad’scompanygaveseasonticketstothenumberonesalesmaneveryyear,allright?
Mydadneverwon!
Ofcourse,hewasn’tinthesalesdivision,butstill,Ineverever,everforgotthat!
Ross:
（entering）Hey,guys!
（Theybothnoticehisnewlittlefriend）
Joey:
Hey!
Chandler:
OhmyGod!
Joey:
Wedon’tmakeenoughfunofyoualready?
Ross:
Ohyeah,Emilyconvincedmetodoit.
Chandler:
YoudoknowthatWhambrokeup?
Ross:
Ilikeit,andEmilylikesit,andthat’swhatcounts.Souh,howareyouguysdoing?
Joey:
Oh-no,don’ttryandtalkallnormalwiththatthinginyourear.
Chandler:
WhereisEmily?
Ross:
Ugh,she’ssayinggood-byetoheruncle.
Chandler:
Man,didn’tshelikejustgethere?
Ross:
Yeah!
!
Yeah!
Chandler:
Easytiger.
Ross:
Ijust,Ihatethissomuch!
Imean,everytimeIgopickherupattheairport,it’s-it’ssogreat.ButatthesametimeI’mthinking,"Well,I’mgonnaberightbackthereinacoupleofdays,droppingheroff."
Chandler:
Sowhatareyougoingtodo?
Ross:
Nothing!
There’snothingtodo!
Imean,shelivesthere,Ilivehere.Imean,she-she’dhavetouh,movehere.Sheshouldmovehere!
Joey:
What?
Ross:
I
couldaskhertolivewithme!
Chandler:
Areyouserious?
Ross:
Imean,whynot!
Imean,Imeanwhynot?
!
Chandler:
Becauseyou’veonlyknownherforsixweeks!
Okay,I’vegotacartonofmilkinmyfridgeI’vehadalongerrelationshipwith!
Ross:
Lookguys,whenI’mwithherit’s-it’s-it’slikeshebringsthis-this-thisgreatsideoutofme.ImeanI-I-Iloveher,y’know?
Chandler:
AndIlovethemilk!
But,I’mnotgonnasomeBritishgirltomoveinwithme!
（Realizesthatmadenosense.）Joey,yousaythingsnow.
Joey:
Allrightlook,Ross,he’sright.Emily’sgreat,she’sgreat!
Butthiswaytoosoon,you’reonlygonnascareher!
Ross:
Idon’twanttodothat.
Joey:
No!
Youdon’twanttowreckit,youdon’twanttogotofast!
Ross:
Yeah,no,you’reright,Iknow,you’reright,I’mnot,I’mnotgonnadoit.Allright,thanksguys.（Getsuptoleave.）
Chandler:
Okay,noproblem,justremembertowakeusupbeforeyougo-go.
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel'serm,ChandlerandJoey's,laterthatsameday.JoeyandChandlerareeatingpizza,andPhoebeistryingtoknitsomething.]
Phoebe:
That’stoohard.Toohard!
Monica:
（enteringwithRachel）Allrightboys,lastchanceforthetickets!
Rachel:
OrI’llgivethemtomynewboyfriend,Joshua.
Chandler:
Nothankyou.
Joey:
Wait-wait-wait-wait!
（ToChandler）Comeon!
Comeon,let’strade!
Thetiming’sperfect,Ijustcloggedthetoilet!
Chandler:
Look,Iwantthosebasketballseatsasmuchasyoudo!
Okay,butwecan’tleaveinthesmallapartmentafterwe’velivedhere!
Didn’tyoueverreadFlowersforAlgernon?
Joey:
Yes!
Didn’tyoueverreadSportsIllustrated?
!
No!
Ididn’treadyours!
Butcomeon,wecangotothegametonight!
Chandler:
Look,theonlywayIwillevenconsiderthisisiftheyofferalotmorethanjustseasonseats.
Joey:
It’stheKnicks!
Chandler:
ScrewtheKnicks!
Joey:
Whoa!
Chandler:
Ididn’tmeanthat.Ijustmeantthattheapartmentisworthsomuchmore.
Joey:
Huh.
Chandler:
AndtheKnicksruleall.
Joey:
Yeah,theKnicksruleall!
Phoebe:
Hey,so?
Areyougonnadoit?
Chandler:
No.No.We’renotgonnadothat,y’knowwhy?
Becauseitsnotaneventrade.
Rachel:
All
right,okay,look,whatifyoucouldkeeptheapartmentandgetthetickets?
Joey:
Done!
Rachel:
Letmefinish.
Joey:
Oh.
Rachel:
I’mtalkingaboutabet,winnertakesall.
Joey:
Ooh,wecouldendupwithnothing.
Phoebe:
Oryoucouldendupwitheverything.
Joey:
Ooh,Ilikethat.
Monica:
Allright,sowhatdoyousay?
Chandler:
No!
Monica:
Oh,justdoit!
!
Chandler:
Op,op,I’mconvinced!
Joey:
Comeonman,youknowI’ddoitforyou!
Because,you’remybestfriend.
Chandler:
Allright,butyoucan’tusethatagainforawholeyear.I’min.
Joey:
Allright!
Phoebe:
Ooh,thisissoexciting!
Ooh,God,whatareyougoingtobet?
Rachel:
Oh,okay,well,IthinkweshouldletPhoebedecide,becauseshe’stheonlywho’simpartial,andshe’ssopretty.
Phoebe:
Okay.U
mm,ooh,ooh—oh,Ihaveagame!
Joey:
Okay!
Chandler:
Okay!
Phoebe:
Thisisgreat!
Joey:
What’sthegame?
!
What’sthegame?
!
Phoebe:
Oh,well,itdoesn’thaveaname—oh,okay,Phoebeball!
No,itdoesn’thaveaname.Umm,okay,Monica,whatisyourfavouritethingabouttrees?
Monica:
They’regreen?
Phoebe:
Good!
Good!
Fivepoints!
（Theybothrejoice;Chandleristotallyconfused.）
Phoebe:
Allright,Joey,samequestion.
（HelookstoChandler,whodoesn’thaveaclue.）
Joey:
Uhh,they’retall.
Phoebe:
Ooh,threepoints.Bothfineanswers,butwewerelookingforleafy,leafy.
（JoeyturnsandisangrythatCha
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