经典美剧《老友记》第三季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

1、经典美剧老友记第三季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语Oh,come on!Its your Thanksgiving too. Instead of watching football,you could help.We know.You wanna put the marshmallows in concentric circles.No,you want to put them in concentric circles.I want to do this.Every year.The One With the FootballTo the 10,to the 5. Touchdown,G

2、iants!You know,for once,I am gonna try to watch one of these things.Halftime.Who wants to throw the ball around? Get a little 3-on-3 going?-That would be fun! -Can I play too?Ive never played football,ever.Great! You can cover Chandler.I dont really want to play.You never do anything since you and J

3、anice broke up.Not true.I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day.And start drinking in the morning. Dont say I dont have goals!You have to start getting over her,all right?If you play,maybe itll take your mind off Janice.If you dont,everyone will be mad at you because the teams w

4、ont be even.All right,Ill play.Lets do it! Ross?-What? -Wanna play football?Monica and I arent supposed to play football.Says who? Your mom?Every Thanksgiving,we used to have a touch football game.called The Geller Bowl.No,no,no. You say that proudly!Anyway,Ross and l were always captains.It got kin

5、d of competitive, and one year,Geller Bowl Vl. I accidentally broke Ross nose.It was so not an accident.She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw. her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face.and just kept running.To score the winning touchdown, by the way.You did not win the game. The touchdown didn

6、t count. because of the spectacularly illegal,and savage,nose-breaking.I won the game.Yeah? Then how come you didnt get the Geller Cup?There was a Geller Cup?Yes,the trophy you got if you won the game.But Dad said nobody won, and he was sick of our fighting.So he took the trophy.threw it in the lake

7、.And was the curse lifted?Anyway. Mom said we werent allowed to play football again.You know what? I think we should play a game.I mean,come on. Its been 12 years.Can I see you for a second?Wuss!All right,were gonna play.Wait. How we gonna get there? My mom wont let me cross the street.Here you go.-

8、Lets bring it in. -Wait.Honey,throw it to me!Here you go.That almost hit me in the face!We have to pick captains.And then Tenilles.So how do we decide that?-Why dont we just bunny up? -What?-Bunny! -Bunny!Looks like Ross and I are captains.I bunnied first, so I get to pick first. Joey.-Thank you. -M

9、onica!Im your best friend.Sweetie,dont worry, youll get picked.Sweetie,now I pick you.You dont pick me. Youre stuck with me!Okay. So lets see.Lets play from the trash can to the light post,right?Two-hand touch. Well kick off.People,listen. Ive got 28 minutes. before I have to baste again.Wow,just li

10、ke in the pros.Okay,huddle up!-Huddle up over here! -Wait for me! Wait for me!Oh,cool! My first huddle.So what do you guys really think of Chandler?You know what youre doing,right?Joey will catch it. Well block.Whats block?-I thought you knew what you were doing. -I thought you meant in life!Break!T

11、he ball is Janice. The ball is Janice.Son of a!-Come on! -Im sorry. Im sorry.You know what? Were just gonna throw it.I got it!Go,go,go!Score! Seven to nothing!Honey,you okay?Come on,lets go.Losers walk.Yeah? Losers talk.Actually,losers rhyme.Forty-three.seventy-four.You wanna go shotgun?-One Mississ

12、ippi,two Mississippi. -Over here! Over here!I almost caught it!Great. Now the scores seven to almost seven.On this play,I want you to do a down-and-out to the right,okay?-Break! -Wait. What am I gonna do?You?You go long.How long?Until we start to look very small.Break!One MississippiSwitch! Switch!

13、Switch!Thanks for stopping our ball.You are playing American football?Wow! Youre,like, from a whole other country!Im Dutch.Hi,Im Joey.I am Margha.Sorry,Dutch,I didnt get that last little bit.You wanna play football or Hi,Im Chandler.Hello,Chandler.Her name is Dutch and also Margham.Come on,guys! Let

14、s go! Second down!-Hello? Its third down. -No,its not. Its second.Wow.Wow what?How it just amazes me that youre still pulling stuff like this.-Pulling what? Its second down. -Okay,its second down.Take all the second downs you need.-I heard that. -Well,I said it loud.It is okay if I stay and watch?-J

15、ust sit right there. -Yeah,why dont you stick around?-That went well. -I think so.I was thinking about asking her for her number.Thanks,man,but it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself.I was thinking about for me,as part of that getting-over-Janice thing.Oh,yeah. That.If it means that mu

16、ch, Ill let you have her.Thanks.Let me have her?You mean if you didnt, I wouldnt have a shot?I dont like to say it out loud. but yeah!We all have our strengths. Youre better with numbers and stuff.Math? Youre giving me math?All right,you know what? Forget about it.You go for the girl. Well see who g

17、ets her.I want you to run a post-pattern to the left. And,sweetieYeah,I know. Go long.All Im doing is running back and forth from the huddle.Well,you wanna just stay out there?Can I see that for a second?Okay,lets go.-I got Chandler! -Hike!One Mississippi,two Mississippi, three Mississippi.Fumble!Wh

18、ats the matter with you? This is my favorite jersey.Well,now you have two.Hey,I am good at math!Thats it. I was still gonna let you have her.But now,prepare to feel bad about yourself.Ive been preparing for that my entire life!Or something about you thats mean!Come on,guys. Lets go.Tie score. Were r

19、unning out of time.Forty-two,38,hike!I got it!Broken boobs!-Pheebs,run! -Run,Phoebe,run!Touchdown! Touchdown!The buzzer buzzed. It doesnt count.-After the snap. -Before the snap.-After. -Before.-Does it really matter? -Yes!But I made a touchdown. It was my first touchdown.Pheebs,thats great. Doesnt

20、count.-Does so count. -Cheater,cheater,compulsive eater.Oh,my God!Thats fine. Maybe you havent grown up,but I have.Dead leg!Okay,fine. You want to win by cheating,go ahead.The touchdown does count. You win.I wont do this again. I wanna beat you when you cant blame it.on the broken nose or the buzzer

21、 or the fact that you might have mono.Lets just call this tie score and its halftime.First,I dont play with cheaters.Second of all, you know I had swollen glands!You know what? I think youll play.Oh,really? Whys that?Because the winner gets this.The Geller Cup!Is everybody else seeing a troll doll n

22、ailed to a two-by-four?Okay,good.Where the hell did you get that?When you went to the hospital for your nose.I swam into the lake and fished it out.That cup is mine!No,its not. You want it, youre gonna have to win it.So are we not having dinner at all?Come on,lets go. Its time to get serious. Huddle

23、 up.IKeep your head in the game.Its hard,you know? His huddles close to the Dutch girl.If I take Chandler out of the running, will you be able to focus?-What are you gonna do? -Just make sure he catches the ball.Ill do the rest.-Come on,you wuss! -Okay,come on.I got it!Come on! This way! Come on!Loo

24、k out!Tackled by a girl! Bet you dont see that every day.Whats with the tackling?What?I just touched him and he went over.Okay. You wanna play rough? We can play rough.Lets get ready to rumble!-Go,go,go! -Get her! Get her!I love this game!Whered you get that?I went really long.Forty-two to 21.Like t

25、he turkey,Ross is done!You got to pick first,so you got the better team.Pathetic! Why cant you just accept that were winning. because Im better than you?Oh,what a great argument. Exhaling!All right,Ill prove it to you.Ill trade you Joey for Rachel and Ill still win the game.What? The guys against th

26、e girls?Thats ridiculous because Im only down by three touchdowns.Then bring it on!Unless youre afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.Fine. Rachel,youre with Monica. Joey,youre with me.I cant believe youre trading me.Lets see what its like to be on a winning team for a change.Youre gonna let me

27、play?All right,then!The game is over? We eat now?The games not over. Were switching teams.Chandler finds me so intimidating that its better if were on the same team.Okay,lets play. Lets go.Hold on a second.Where do Dutch people come from?Well,the Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.And the oth

28、er Dutch people?They come from somewhere near the Netherlands,right?Nice try.The Netherlands is this make-believe place.where Peter Pan and Tinker Bell live.Oh,my.Enough geography for the insane. Lets play ball.Im not playing with this guy.-Fine with me. -Ive had enough of this.Lets just cut to the

29、chase. Heidi,which of my boys do you like?What are you doing?What are you doing?Which do I like?Yeah,for dating,general merriment, taking back to your windmill?Well,if I had to choose right now.which,by the way, I find really weird. I would have to say Chandler.Wait a minute. She didnt understand th

30、e question.Why dont you have Captain Hook explain it to her?Im sorry. That is my truth.You hear that? That is her truth, Mr. Ill Let You Have Her!I win! You suck! I rule all!Mini-wave in celebration of me!I am now thinking I would like to change my answer to no one.What?I now find you shallow.and a dork.Bye-bye.Nice going.You just saved yourself a couple months of sex.It doesnt matter, because she picked me.From now on, I get the dates.and you stay home on Saturday nights watching Ready,Set,Cook!Save