经典美剧《老友记》第三季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语.docx

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经典美剧《老友记》第三季第九集字幕对白纯英文看美剧学英语

Oh,comeon!

It'syourThanksgivingtoo.Insteadofwatchingfootball,youcouldhelp.

Weknow.

Youwannaputthemarshmallowsinconcentriccircles.

No,youwanttoputtheminconcentriccircles.

Iwanttodothis.

Everyyear.

TheOneWiththeFootball

Tothe10,tothe5.Touchdown,Giants!

Youknow,foronce,Iamgonnatrytowatchoneofthesethings.

Halftime.

Whowantstothrowtheballaround?

Getalittle3-on-3going?

-Thatwouldbefun!

-CanIplaytoo?

I'veneverplayedfootball,ever.

Great!

YoucancoverChandler.

Idon'treallywanttoplay.

YouneverdoanythingsinceyouandJanicebrokeup.

Nottrue.

Iwantedtowearmybathrobeandeatpeanutclustersallday.

Andstartdrinkinginthemorning.Don'tsayIdon'thavegoals!

Youhavetostartgettingoverher,allright?

Ifyouplay,maybeit'lltakeyourmindoffJanice.

Ifyoudon't,everyonewillbemadatyoubecausetheteamswon'tbeeven.

Allright,I'llplay.

Let'sdoit!

Ross?

-What?

-Wannaplayfootball?

MonicaandIaren'tsupposedtoplayfootball.

Sayswho?

Yourmom?

EveryThanksgiving,weusedtohaveatouchfootballgame...

...calledTheGellerBowl.

No,no,no.Yousaythatproudly!

Anyway,Rossandlwerealwayscaptains.

Itgotkindofcompetitive,andoneyear,GellerBowlVl...

...IaccidentallybrokeRoss'nose.

Itwassonotanaccident.

ShesawIwasabouttotagher,soshethrew...

...herbigfatgrandma-armelbowinmyface...

...andjustkeptrunning.

Toscorethewinningtouchdown,bytheway.

Youdidnotwinthegame.Thetouchdowndidn'tcount...

...becauseofthespectacularlyillegal,andsavage,nose-breaking.

Iwonthegame.

Yeah?

Thenhowcomeyoudidn'tgettheGellerCup?

TherewasaGellerCup?

Yes,thetrophyyougotifyouwonthegame.

ButDadsaidnobodywon,andhewassickofourfighting.

Sohetookthetrophy...

...threwitinthelake.

Andwasthecurselifted?

Anyway...

...Momsaidweweren'tallowedtoplayfootballagain.

Youknowwhat?

Ithinkweshouldplayagame.

Imean,comeon.It'sbeen12years.

CanIseeyouforasecond?

Wuss!

Allright,we'regonnaplay.

Wait.Howwegonnagetthere?

Mymomwon'tletmecrossthestreet.

Hereyougo.

-Let'sbringitin.-Wait.

Honey,throwittome!

Hereyougo.

Thatalmosthitmeintheface!

Wehavetopickcaptains.

Andthen"Tenilles."

Sohowdowedecidethat?

-Whydon'twejustbunnyup?

-What?

-Bunny!

-Bunny!

LookslikeRossandIarecaptains.

Ibunniedfirst,soIgettopickfirst.Joey.

-Thankyou.-Monica!

I'myourbestfriend.

Sweetie,don'tworry,you'llgetpicked.

Sweetie,nowIpickyou.

Youdon'tpickme.You'restuckwithme!

Okay.Solet'ssee.

Let'splayfromthetrashcantothelightpost,right?

Two-handtouch.We'llkickoff.

People,listen.I'vegot28minutes...

...beforeIhavetobasteagain.

Wow,justlikeinthepros.

Okay,huddleup!

-Huddleupoverhere!

-Waitforme!

Waitforme!

Oh,cool!

Myfirsthuddle.

SowhatdoyouguysreallythinkofChandler?

Youknowwhatyou'redoing,right?

Joeywillcatchit.We'llblock.

What's"block"?

-Ithoughtyouknewwhatyouweredoing.-Ithoughtyoumeantinlife!

Break!

TheballisJanice.TheballisJanice.

Sonofa!

-Comeon!

-I'msorry.I'msorry.

Youknowwhat?

We'rejustgonnathrowit.

Igotit!

Go,go,go!

Score!

Seventonothing!

Honey,youokay?

Comeon,let'sgo.

Loserswalk.

Yeah?

Loserstalk.

Actually,losersrhyme.

Forty-three...

...seventy-four....

Youwannagoshotgun?

-OneMississippi,twoMississippi....-Overhere!

Overhere!

Ialmostcaughtit!

Great.Nowthescore'sseventoalmostseven.

Onthisplay,Iwantyoutodoadown-and-outtotheright,okay?

-Break!

-Wait.WhatamIgonnado?

You?

Yougolong.

Howlong?

Untilwestarttolookverysmall.

Break!

OneMississippi

Switch!

Switch!

Switch!

Thanksforstoppingourball.

YouareplayingAmericanfootball?

Wow!

You're,like,fromawholeothercountry!

I'mDutch.

Hi,I'mJoey.

IamMargha.

Sorry,Dutch,Ididn'tgetthatlastlittlebit.

YouwannaplayfootballorHi,I'mChandler.

Hello,Chandler.

HernameisDutchandalso"Margham."

Comeon,guys!

Let'sgo!

Seconddown!

-Hello?

It'sthirddown.-No,it'snot.It'ssecond.

Wow.

"Wow"what?

Howitjustamazesmethatyou'restillpullingstufflikethis.

-Pullingwhat?

It'sseconddown.-Okay,it'sseconddown.

Takealltheseconddownsyouneed.

-Iheardthat.-Well,Isaiditloud.

ItisokayifIstayandwatch?

-Justsitrightthere.-Yeah,whydon'tyoustickaround?

-Thatwentwell.-Ithinkso.

Iwasthinkingaboutaskingherforhernumber.

Thanks,man,butitmakesastrongerstatementifIaskforitmyself.

Iwasthinkingaboutforme,aspartofthatgetting-over-Janicething.

Oh,yeah.That.

Ifitmeansthatmuch,I'llletyouhaveher.

Thanks.

"Letmehaveher"?

Youmeanifyoudidn't,Iwouldn'thaveashot?

Idon'tliketosayitoutloud...

...butyeah!

Weallhaveourstrengths.You'rebetterwithnumbersandstuff.

Math?

You'regivingmemath?

Allright,youknowwhat?

Forgetaboutit.

Yougoforthegirl.We'llseewhogetsher.

Iwantyoutorunapost-patterntotheleft.And,sweetie

Yeah,Iknow.Golong.

AllI'mdoingisrunningbackandforthfromthehuddle.

Well,youwannajuststayoutthere?

CanIseethatforasecond?

Okay,let'sgo.

-IgotChandler!

-Hike!

OneMississippi,twoMississippi,threeMississippi.

Fumble!

What'sthematterwithyou?

Thisismyfavoritejersey.

Well,nowyouhavetwo.

Hey,Iamgoodatmath!

That'sit.Iwasstillgonnaletyouhaveher.

Butnow,preparetofeelbadaboutyourself.

I'vebeenpreparingforthatmyentirelife!

Orsomethingaboutyouthat'smean!

Comeon,guys.Let'sgo.

Tiescore.We'rerunningoutoftime.

Forty-two,38,hike!

Igotit!

Brokenboobs!

-Pheebs,run!

-Run,Phoebe,run!

Touchdown!

Touchdown!

Thebuzzerbuzzed.Itdoesn'tcount.

-Afterthesnap.-Beforethesnap.

-After.-Before.

-Doesitreallymatter?

-Yes!

ButImadeatouchdown.Itwasmyfirsttouchdown.

Pheebs,that'sgreat.Doesn'tcount.

-Doessocount.-Cheater,cheater,compulsiveeater.

Oh,myGod!

That'sfine.Maybeyouhaven'tgrownup,butIhave.

Deadleg!

Okay,fine.Youwanttowinbycheating,goahead.

Thetouchdowndoescount.Youwin.

Iwon'tdothisagain.Iwannabeatyouwhenyoucan'tblameit...

...onthebrokennoseorthebuzzerorthefactthatyoumighthavemono.

Let'sjustcallthistiescoreandit'shalftime.

First,Idon'tplaywithcheaters.

Secondofall,youknowIhadswollenglands!

Youknowwhat?

Ithinkyou'llplay.

Oh,really?

Why'sthat?

Becausethewinnergetsthis.

TheGellerCup!

Iseverybodyelseseeingatrolldollnailedtoatwo-by-four?

Okay,good.

Wherethehelldidyougetthat?

Whenyouwenttothehospitalforyournose...

...Iswamintothelakeandfisheditout.

Thatcupismine!

No,it'snot.Youwantit,you'regonnahavetowinit.

Soarewenothavingdinneratall?

Comeon,let'sgo.It'stimetogetserious.Huddleup.

IKeepyourheadinthegame.

It'shard,youknow?

Hishuddle'sclosetotheDutchgirl.

IfItakeChandleroutoftherunning,willyoubeabletofocus?

-Whatareyougonnado?

-Justmakesurehecatchestheball.

I'lldotherest.

-Comeon,youwuss!

-Okay,comeon.

Igotit!

Comeon!

Thisway!

Comeon!

Lookout!

Tackledbyagirl!

Betyoudon'tseethateveryday.

What'swiththetackling?

What?

Ijusttouchedhimandhewentover.

Okay.Youwannaplayrough?

Wecanplayrough.

Let'sgetreadytorumble!

-Go,go,go!

-Gether!

Gether!

Ilovethisgame!

Where'dyougetthat?

Iwentreallylong.

Forty-twoto21.

Liketheturkey,Rossisdone!

Yougottopickfirst,soyougotthebetterteam.

Pathetic!

Whycan'tyoujustacceptthatwe'rewinning...

...becauseI'mbetterthanyou?

Oh,whatagreatargument.Exhaling!

Allright,I'llproveittoyou.

I'lltradeyouJoeyforRachelandI'llstillwinthegame.

What?

Theguysagainstthegirls?

That'sridiculousbecauseI'monlydownbythreetouchdowns.

Thenbringiton!

Unlessyou'reafraidyoumightlosetoabunchofgirls.

Fine.Rachel,you'rewithMonica.Joey,you'rewithme.

Ican'tbelieveyou'retradingme.

Let'sseewhatit'sliketobeonawinningteamforachange.

You'regonnaletmeplay?

Allright,then!

Thegameisover?

Weeatnow?

Thegame'snotover.We'reswitchingteams.

Chandlerfindsmesointimidatingthatit'sbetterifwe'reonthesameteam.

Okay,let'splay.Let'sgo.

Holdonasecond.

WheredoDutchpeoplecomefrom?

Well,thePennsylvaniaDutchcomefromPennsylvania.

AndtheotherDutchpeople?

TheycomefromsomewhereneartheNetherlands,right?

Nicetry.

TheNetherlandsisthismake-believeplace...

...wherePeterPanandTinkerBelllive.

Oh,my.

Enough"geographyfortheinsane."Let'splayball.

I'mnotplayingwiththisguy.

-Finewithme.-I'vehadenoughofthis.

Let'sjustcuttothechase.Heidi,whichofmyboysdoyoulike?

Whatareyoudoing?

Whatareyoudoing?

WhichdoIlike?

Yeah,fordating,generalmerriment,takingbacktoyourwindmill?

Well,ifIhadtochooserightnow...

...which,bytheway,Ifindreallyweird...

...IwouldhavetosayChandler.

Waitaminute.Shedidn'tunderstandthequestion.

Whydon'tyouhaveCaptainHookexplainittoher?

I'msorry.Thatismytruth.

Youhearthat?

Thatishertruth,Mr."I'llLetYouHaveHer"!

Iwin!

Yousuck!

Iruleall!

Mini-waveincelebrationofme!

IamnowthinkingIwouldliketochangemyanswerto"noone."

What?

Inowfindyoushallow...

...andadork.

Bye-bye.

Nicegoing.

Youjustsavedyourselfacouplemonthsofsex.

Itdoesn'tmatter,becauseshepickedme.

Fromnowon,Igetthedates...

...andyoustayhomeonSaturdaynightswatchingReady,Set,Cook!

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