最新高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧.docx

1、最新高中英语Frinds老友记第6季中英文对照完整剧618 The One With Joeys PorscheScene: Monica and Rachels, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!Ross: Look I was

2、 going to tell you!Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.Chandler: What?Monica: Youre kidding!Phoebe: (overdoing it) Oh my God!Monica: Ross!Ross: Okay, maybe it wasnt my best decision. But I just couldnt face another fa

3、iled marriage.Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask, at what point did you think this was a successful marriage?Ross: Rach, come on, if you think about it, its actually kinda funny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe its best not to think about it.Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable.

4、I am shocked to my very core!Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.Phoebe: Another lie. You have a sickness!Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?Opening CreditsScene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.Joe

5、y: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand! Hey Gunther, these yours?Gunther: Yeah, thats what I drive. I make four buc

6、ks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)Chandler: You left a shoe here?!Jo

7、ey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.Joey: Great! T

8、hanks. (Exits.)Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!Chandler: (not enthused) Yeah, all right.Phoebe: Okay, well Ill b

9、ring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets an

10、d Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.Chandler: Yeah, Im gonna pass. Cause I was kinda iffy when it was puppies.Monica: Come on Chandler, come on! Itll give us great practice for when(realizes what shes about to say and chan

11、ges)people with babies come to visit.Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.Guy #1: Nice car!Joey: Yeah, its not mine.Woman: (walking up) I love your car.Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the woman) mine.Woman: I bet its fast.Joey: Me

12、too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?Woman: Yeah!Joey: (checks in the window to make sure it has them) Its got em!Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.Rachel: So, I still have boxes here. I still have boxes at Rosss, and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I c

13、ould so easily freak out right now.Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommate Pheebs.Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!Rachel: Well theres an idea!Phoebe: Yeah!Rachel: That would be g

14、reat! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?Phoebe: Umm, she said shed be back December 26th. Rachel: December 26th, huh maybe shes Santa Clause.(Phoebe laughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.Ross: Okay, I got us a court da

15、te for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. Ill take care of everything.Rachel: Well sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everything I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (Grabs them from him.) All right, now Im gonna do this my way and I dont want to hear a peep out of

16、 you!Ross: Okay Rach, butRachel: Op! Youre peeping!(Ross grunts something and hands her the pen he was trying to hand her.)Rachel: Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!Ross: Look I told youRachel: I dont wanna hear Three failed marriages!Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages,

17、 youd understand!Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?Rachel: Ugh! (Stares at him.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are

18、baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?Phoebe: (rapidly) Im doing okay. I think its going well. Do you think theyre having fun? Am I talking to fast?Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.Chandle

19、r: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we k

20、inda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)Phoebe: Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.Monica: What do you mean?Chandler: I

21、just think that things would go a lot smoother if we each have our own zone. Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping. And yknow Mon, you can be in charge of diapering and I can be in charge of looking how cute they are when they put their hands around (He degrades into baby talk, but he means when th

22、ey grab his finger.)Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts

23、 the diaper on.Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.Phoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered.Joey: (entering) Hey guys!Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive g

24、ot the keys too, still there!Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.Chandler: What equity investments?J

25、oey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right

26、? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.Chandler: You dont even have a car!Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.Chandler: And?Mo

27、nica: And six others.Chandler: There you are.Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.Joey: Yeah, she tops out at 130.Guy #2: Wow!Joey: And thats just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.Guy #2: Really! You got a place upstat

28、e?Joey: Sure!Guy #2: Well, Ill see you later.Joey: Okay, take it easy.The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.Joey: Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it.The Porsche Owner: What-what are you doing?Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.The Porsche Owner: But

29、 its my car!Joey: Yeah, but its my wax.The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I dont come to this city much so I dont know if youre crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.The Porsche Owner: Im not coming b

30、ack.Joey: Why not?The Porsche Owner: I live upstate.Joey: Yeah, so did I.(The guy gets in and drives off.)Scene: Monica and Rachels, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.Phoebe: I dont know why I was so nervous about this. And I dont know why Frank and Alice are always

31、complaining. This is so easy.Monica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime thats the same.Chandler: (entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!C

32、handler: He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!Phoebe: No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, thats just gonna mess them up.Chandler: Theyre not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom