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618TheOneWithJoey’sPorsche
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,thegangisthereexceptforRachelandRoss,whobothcomestormingin.RachelisstillgoingoffaboutRoss’ssecretmarriage.]
Rachel:
Icannotbelievethatyoudidn’ttellmethatwearestillmarried!
!
Ross:
LookIwasgoingtotellyou!
Rachel:
When?
!
Afterthebirthofourfirstsecretchild?
!
（ToAll）Rossdidn’tgettheannulment;wearestillmarried.
Chandler:
What?
Monica:
You’rekidding!
Phoebe:
（overdoingit）OhmyGod!
!
Monica:
Ross!
Ross:
Okay,maybeitwasn’tmybestdecision.ButIjustcouldn’tfaceanotherfailedmarriage.
Chandler:
Okay,letmejustjumpinandask,atwhatpointdidyouthinkthiswasasuccessfulmarriage?
Ross:
Rach,comeon,ifyouthinkaboutit,it’sactuallykindafunny.（Helaughs,andhelaughsalone.）Okay,maybeit’sbestnottothinkaboutit.
Phoebe:
Okay,thisisinexcusable.Iamshockedtomyverycore!
Ross:
Phoebe,Itoldheryoualreadyknew.
Phoebe:
Anotherlie.Youhaveasickness!
Chandler:
Ross,justformyownpieceofmind,you’renotmarriedtoanymoreofusareya?
OpeningCredits
[Scene:
CentralPerk,JoeyandMonicaareatthecountergettingsomemorecoffee.]
Joey:
Oh!
Hey,somebodylefttheirkeys.（Looksatthem）Ooohh,toaPorsche!
{Transcriber’snote:
Ohcomeon!
WhowouldleavethekeystotheirPorschebehind?
IfIhadaPorsche,I’dhavethekeyssurgicallyattachedtomyhand!
}HeyGunther,theseyours?
Gunther:
Yeah,that’swhatIdrive.Imakefourbucksanhour,Isavedupfor350years!
Joey:
Na-uh!
（Toeveryonethere）Heydidanybodylosetheirkeys?
Monica:
Joey,whydon’tyouputtheminthelostandfound?
Joey:
There’salostandfound?
（Gunthersetstheboxuponthetable.）Myshoe!
（Grabsitoutofthebox.）
Chandler:
Youleftashoehere?
!
Joey:
Well,Ididn’trealizeuntilIgothome.Iwasn’tgonnawalkallthewaybackdownherewithoneshoe!
Y’knowwhat?
I’mgonnagofindthatguy’scarandleaveanoteonthewindshield.（Goestodoso.）
Chandler:
Ohgood,whenhecomesbackforhiskeys,I’llbesuretogivehimyourshoe.
Joey:
Great!
Thanks.（Exits.）
Phoebe:
（cominginfromthebathroom）Oh,good,good,youguysarehere!
Listen,howwouldliketospendtomorrowtakingcareofthreeincrediblycutelittlepuppies?
!
Monica:
OhmyGod,whatafunday!
Thatsoundsgreat!
Chandler:
（notenthused）Yeah,allright.
Phoebe:
Okay,wellI’llbringthembytomorrowmorning.Okay,anduh,bytheway,they’renotactuallypuppies,they’reFrankandAlice’striplets.Okay,seeya!
（Exits.）
Chandler:
Whoa-whoa-whoa!
What?
Phoebe:
（stops）Please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Ohplease!
Please!
Please!
FrankandAliceaskedmetobabysitthetripletsandI’mnervous‘causeI’veneverdonethatbeforebymyself!
Monica:
Don’tworryaboutitPhoebe,we’llabsolutelydoit.
Chandler:
Yeah,I’mgonnapass.‘CauseIwaskindaiffywhenitwaspuppies.
Monica:
ComeonChandler,comeon!
It’llgiveusgreatpracticeforwhen—（realizeswhatshe’sabouttosayandchanges）—peoplewithbabiescometovisit.
[Scene:
ThestreetdowntheblockfromCentralPerk,JoeyhasfoundthePorscheandiswritingthenote.]
Guy#1:
Nicecar!
Joey:
Yeah,it’snotmine.
Woman:
（walkingup）Iloveyourcar.
Joey:
Yeah,it’s（looksupandseesthewoman）mine.
Woman:
Ibetit’sfast.
Joey:
Metoo!
Yeah.Andcomfortable.Douh,doyoulikeleatherseats?
Woman:
Yeah!
Joey:
（checksinthewindowtomakesureithasthem）It’sgot‘em!
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,PhoebeandRachelarehavingtea.]
Rachel:
So,Istillhaveboxeshere.IstillhaveboxesatRoss’s,andIhavenowheretolive!
Wow.I
couldsoeasilyfreakoutrightnow.
Phoebe:
Whataboutme?
IjustfoundoutthatDeniseisleavingtownforawhile,Idon’thavearoommate.
Rachel:
Well,maybe-maybeIcouldbeyourroommatePheebs.
Phoebe:
Maybeyoucouldbemyroommate!
Rachel:
Wellthere’sanidea!
!
Phoebe:
Yeah!
Rachel:
Thatwouldbegreat!
Wait,howlongisDenisegonefor?
Phoebe:
Umm,shesaidshe’dbebackDecember26th.
Rachel:
December26th,huhmaybeshe’sSantaClause.
（Phoebelaughs,thenstopstothinkaboutit.Rossenters.）
Rachel:
（deadpan）Ohlookwhoitis,myhusband.Theappleofmyeye.
Ross:
Okay,Igotusacourtdatefortomorrowat2:
00andIpickedupalltheforms.I’lltakecareofeverything.
Rachel:
Wellsure,ifyousayyou’regonnatakecareofeverythingIhavenoreasontodoubtyou.Givemethoseforms!
（Grabsthemfromhim.）Allright,nowI’mgonnadothismywayandIdon’twanttohearapeepoutofyou!
Ross:
OkayRach,but…
Rachel:
Op!
You’repeeping!
（Rossgruntssomethingandhandsherthepenhewastryingtohandher.）
Rachel:
Ross!
Y’knowwhat,Ijustgot—why?
Whydidyoudothis?
!
Ross:
LookItoldyou…
Rachel:
Idon’twannahear"Threefailedmarriages!
"
Ross:
Look,ifyou’dhadtwofailedmarriages,you’dunderstand!
Rachel:
Well,y’knowwhat?
ThankstoyouI’mhalfwaythere!
Ugh!
Oh!
Iamsomad!
Ross,Idon’tthinkIhaveeverbeenthisangry!
Ross:
WhataboutthetimeIsaidwewereonabreak?
Rachel:
Ugh!
（Staresathim.）
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,thenextday,Chandler,Monica,andPhoebearebaby-sittingthetriplets.Theyeachhaveonebaby.]
Monica:
Pheebs,how’sitgoing?
Phoebe:
（rapidly）I’mdoingokay.Ithinkit’sgoingwell.Doyouthinkthey’rehavingfun?
AmItalkingtofast?
Monica:
Nope,soundlikeme.Pheebs,it’sgoinggreat.LookatChandlerwithlittlebabygirlChandler.
Chandler:
LittlebabygirlChandler,whereIhaveheardthatbefore?
Ohright,CoachRuben.（Triestogethertodrinkalittlemorefromthebottlewhenhesuddenlysmellssomething.It’stimesliketheseI’mgladSmell-O-Visionhasn’tbeeninvented.）DoyouknowwhatPheebs?
Whenyou’redoneoverthere,wekindahaveasituationoverheretoo.（Phoebeischanginghers.）
Phoebe:
Na-uh,no,weareallresponsiblefo
rourownbabies.
Chandler:
Seethat’swhereIthinkthatyou’rewrong.We’vebeenplayingthesebabiesmanforman;wesh
ouldreallybeplayingazonedefense.
Monica:
Whatdoyoumean?
Chandler:
Ijustthinkthatthingswouldgoalotsmootherifweeachhaveourownzone.Phoebe,youcanbeinchargeofwiping.Andy’knowMon,youcanbeinchargeo
fdiaperingandIcanbeinchargeoflookinghowcutetheyarewhentheyputtheirhandsaround…（Hedegradesintobabytalk,buthemeanswhentheygrabhisfinger.）
Phoebe:
Thatsoundsreallygreat,butmaybeyoushouldbeinchargeofwiping.
Chandler:
Okay,I’marookie.Ishouldnotbeintheendzone.
[Timelapse,theyhavesetupalittleassemblylinefordiaperchanges.Phoebewipes,Chandleraddsthepowder,begrudgingly,andMonicaputsthediaperon.]
Monica:
Thisissogreat!
Thisisexactlyhowwesettheplatesattherestaurant.
Phoebe:
Yeah?
（Checkingthefinaldiaper）WellthisisnotwhatIordered.
Joey:
（entering）Heyguys!
Chandler:
Hey!
Phoebe:
Hey!
Joey:
Heybabies!
Oh,I’mhavingthebestmorning.Thatuh,thatPorscheI’vegotthekeystoo,stillthere!
Chandler:
Shocking!
Sinceyoustillhavethekeys.
Joey:
YoushouldseethetreatmentIgetwhenI’mwiththatcar!
Peoplearefriendly;they-theywannatalk,andnotjustaboutthecar!
Oneguygavemeadviceaboutmyequityinvestments.
Chandler:
Whatequityinvestments?
Joey:
TheonesthatgotmethePorsche!
Willyoukeepup!
（Chandlerwipeshisforeheadwithababywipe,thatmighthavebeenused.Hedropsitdisgustedly.）ButIfigured,if-ifpeoplekeepseeingmejuststandingthere,they’regonnastarttothinkthatIdon’townit.SoIfiguredI’llwashit.Right?
Monica,yougotabucketandsomesoapIcanborrow?
Monica:
Ohyeah,IgotsoapandspongesandragsandCarnubawaxandpolishingcompound.
Chandler:
Youdon’tevenhaveacar!
Monica:
Iknow.Butumm,onetimetherewasthisreallydirtycarinfrontofthebuilding,soIwashedit.
Chandler:
And?
Monica:
Andsixothers.
Chandler:
Thereyouare.
[Scene:
ThePorsche,Joeyisfinishingupwashingthecarandistalkingtoaguyaboutthecar.]
Joey:
Yeah,shetopsoutat130.
Guy#2:
Wow!
Joey:
Andthat’sjustinthecity.Igetherupto160whenItakeherupstate.
Guy#2:
Really!
Yougotaplaceupstate?
Joey:
Sure!
Guy#2:
Wel
l,I’llseeyoulater.
Joey:
Okay,takeiteasy.
ThePorscheOwner:
Hey!
That’smycar.
Joey:
Really?
Ohuh,ohjustgivemefivemoreminuteswithit.
ThePorscheOwner:
What-whatareyoudoing?
Joey:
OhI-Iuh,foundthekeysandnowI’mjustpolishingherup.
ThePorscheOwner:
Butit’smycar!
Joey:
Yeah,butit’smywax.
ThePorscheOwner:
Listen,I-I-Idon’tcometothiscitymuchsoIdon’tknowifyou’recrazyorthisissomekindofstreettheater,butcouldIhavemykeys.
Joey:
Sure.Here.（Hehandsthemover.）I’lluh,saveyourparkingspot.
ThePorscheOwner:
I’mnotcomingback.
Joey:
Whyno
t?
ThePorscheOwner:
Iliveupstate.
Joey:
Yeah,sodidI.
（Theguygetsinanddrivesoff.）
[Scene:
MonicaandRachel's,thetripletsareallintheircribasMonicaandPhoebewatchthem.]
Phoebe:
Idon’tknowwhyIwassonervousaboutthis.AndId
on’tknowwhyFrankandAlicearealwayscomplaining.Thisissoeasy.
Monica:
Yeah,twohours,alifetimethat’sthesame.
Chandler:
（entering）Checkitout!
Checkitout!
Whenthebabieswakeup,theycanmeetKrog!
（HeholdsupthisXena-likewarrioractionfigure.）
Monica:
Chandler,whatareyoudoing?
Thatthingcanputsomeone’seyeout!
Chandler:
Hecandomorethanthat!
Hecandestroytheuniverse!
Phoebe:
NoChandler,theycanswallowoneofthoseli
ttleparts!
Andalso,lookathissmootharea,that’sjustgonnamessthemup.
Chandler:
They’renotgonnaswallowanything,youguysarebeingwayoverprotective.WhenIwasakid,mymom
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