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卑鄙的我中英文字幕
卑鄙的我
抱歉先生厕所在哪里?
Excuseme,sir,isthereacommode?
贾斯汀!
Justin!
亲爱的快拍我手举金字塔呢Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.贾斯汀马上给我回来!
Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!
别上去!
No,stop!
不行不行快拦着他下来别乱爬No,no!
Stophim!
Goback!
Don'tclimb!
慢点慢点Wait,wait.小子别动慢慢来Holdon.Easy,littleboy.别过去孩子站在那别!
Okay,stop,child!
Stoprightthere.No!
别别别!
他掉下去了No,no,no!
Therehegoes.贾斯汀!
Justin!
我接着!
我接着!
I'vegothim!
I'vegothim!
吉萨金字塔的失窃让埃及举国震怒OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscoveredthattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen窃贼使用巨型充气赝品掩人耳目andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica（replike复制品）.此事造成全球恐慌Thereispanicthroughouttheglobeascountriesandcitizens各国及其国民试图保护其名胜古迹trytoprotecttheirbelovedlandmarks.执法部门仍毫无头绪Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads人们纷纷猜测是何人犯下此滔天罪行?
leavingeveryonetowonder,whichoftheworld'svillainsisresponsibleforthisheinouscrime?
而他下一目标又将是哪里?
Andwherewillhestrikenext?
*今天过得糟糕透顶**I'mhavingabad,badday**老子地盘该由老子做主**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**彻底摧毁所见一切**SteamrollingwhateverIsee*冷冻光!
冷冻光!
冷冻光!
Freezeray!
Freezeray!
Freezeray!
*今天过得糟糕透顶**I'mhavingabad,badday**别以为我这是针对你**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**我在一旁沾沾自喜**Watch,thisissofuntosee**我可真是相当卑鄙**Despicableme*早上好格鲁!
你好吗Morning,Gru!
Howyoudoing?
你好弗雷德Hello,Fred.对了你的狗在我院子里到处大便我很是不爽FYI,yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,andIdon'tappreciateit.抱歉狗嘛总是随心所欲Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.除非死翘翘了Unlessthey'redead.开玩笑呢I'mjoking!
尽管是大实话再见啦Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.那个...好吧Okay.Yeah.*彻底摧毁所见一切**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**我可真是相当卑鄙**Despicableme**今天过得糟糕透顶**I'mhavingabad,badday**别以为我这是针对你**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**我可真是相当卑鄙**Despicableme*开什么玩笑啊!
You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!
有人吗Hello!
卖饼干啦Cookiesforsale.回吧我不在家Goaway.I'mnothome.你在我听见啦Yes,youare.Iheardyou.胡说这是No,youdidn't.This录音isarecording.才不是No,itisn't.的确是Yes,itis.不信你听哔声后请留言Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.再见啦语音留言Goodbye,recordedmessage.走吧艾妮Agnes,comeon.凯尔!
Kyle!
贱狗!
松嘴松嘴坐下我的松饼啊Baddog!
No!
No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.格鲁!
Gru!
纳法尼奥博士DrNefario.我了解你此刻的心情Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我也想当失望I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,但你在我心中永远那么优秀butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.什么?
出什么事了?
What?
Whathappened?
这事传得沸沸扬扬呢It'salloverthenews!
有人把金字塔给偷了Somefellajuststoleapyramid.大家都说这让别的恶人看起来...像在玩过家家They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslooklame.全体小兵集合!
Assembletheminions!
小兵们集合Minions,assemble!
马上马上Okay.Okay.气色不错啊凯文家人还好吗Lookinggood,Kevin!
Howisthefamily?
Good?
好了Allright.那不是比利吗莱瑞还好吗That'smyBillyboy!
Whatup,Larry?
大家好Hello,everybody!
好了好了Yeah,allright!
安静安静Simmerdown.Simmerdown!
谢谢合作Thankyou,okay.你们可能都听说了Now,Irealizethatyouguysprobablyheard某个恶棍偷走了金字塔aboutthisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.真是惊天动地啊Apparently,it'sabigdeal.大家都说这是世纪要案Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.
我很不爽吗?
不可能!
ButamIupset?
No,Iamnot!
是有一点啦Alittle,但我们今年也收获颇丰butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,你们都应计一功andyouguysareallrightinmybook.不绝不加薪No,noraises!
别指望有加薪You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.我们都有啥辉煌成就?
Whatdidwedo?
时代广场的巨型屏幕已是我们囊中之物Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!
不错!
Nice!
这就是我的风格That'showIroll.你们都喜欢用它看足球吧?
Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh?
不仅如此Butthat'snotall.我们还将自由女神据为己有WestoletheStatueofLiberty,当然是拉斯维加斯的那座小的thesmallonefromLasVegas.更不用说埃菲尔铁塔了也是小的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!
AlsoVegas.我本没打算现在告诉你们Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,我在计划一件惊天大案butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!
金字塔与之相比就是小菜一碟Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!
我的好友纳法尼奥博士功不可没AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario...谢谢Thankyou!
他来啦Thereheis.他有款有型的He'sstyling.我们在一个秘密实验室发现了微缩光Now,wehavelocatedashrinkray一旦微缩光得手inasecretlab,andoncewetakethisshrinkray,我们就能够wewillhavethecapability制造一起真正的世纪要案topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.而我们的目标是...Wearegoingtosteal...别急别急你们还不知道目标呢Wait,wait!
Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.喂Hey.戴夫麻烦你认真听Dave,listenup,please.我们的下一个目标是...Next,wearegoingtosteal,制造点神秘气氛pauseforeffect,月球!
themoon!
一旦我得到了月球Andoncethemoonismine,世人就会不惜一切代价赎回theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!
而我将成为史上最大恶人!
AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!
这就是我的计划That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.喂?
Yes?
格鲁我算了一下Hello,Gru?
I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,我们经费不足以支持这个计划andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.没办法我变不出钱来Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.别紧张Hey,chillax.银行贷款就行了我是他们的宠儿I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!
伊迪斯别这样Edith,stopit!
干嘛走路碍着你了?
What?
I'mjustwalking.（海蒂小姐女童院）MissHattie'sHomeforGirls你好海蒂小姐我们回来了Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.你们好姑娘们Hello,girls!
我们出去这会有人收养我们吗Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout?
让我想想Letmethink.没有!
No!
伊迪斯这是什么玩意儿Edith!
Whatdidyouputonmydesk?
泥巴饼Amudpie.
没人会收养你的伊迪斯你自己清楚You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.Youknowthat,don'tyou?
嗯我知道Yeah,Iknow.很好Good.今天业绩如何完成目标了吗So,howdiditgo,girls?
Didwemeetourquotas?
还行吧Sortof.我们卖了43盒迷你薄荷味的Wesold43mini-mints,30盒可可螺旋的和18盒可可坚果的30choco-swirlies,and18coco-nutties.好吧Okay.说得好像业绩很好Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.看着我Lookatmyface!
真的那么好吗Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday?
18盒可可坚果饼Eighteencoco-nutties.我觉得还能更进一步你们说呢Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthat,don'tyou?
是的Yeah.没人想在羞愧小屋里过周末吧?
Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShame,wouldwe?
No.不想海蒂小姐No,MissHattie.很好出去吧帮我收拾收拾Okay,good.Offyougo.Gocleansomethingofmine.嘿佩妮嘿佩妮Hi,Penny.Hi,Penny.嘿大伙Hi,guys.喂妈抱歉想给你打电话来着但是...Hello,Mom.Sorry,Imeanttocall,but...恭喜你把金字塔给偷了Ijustwantedtocongratulateyouonstealingthepyramid.是你偷的吧?
Thatwasyou,wasn'tit?
或者是哪个货真价实的神偷?
Orwasitavillainwho'sactuallysuccessful?
告诉你妈我正在策划一起Justsoyouknow,Mom,Iamabouttodosomething惊天地泣鬼神的案子that'svery,verybig,veryimportant.你听了以后一定会非常自豪的Whenyouhearaboutit,you'regoingtobeveryproud.那祝你好运挂了Goodluckwiththat.Okay,I'moutofhere.（银行）BANK（万恶银行）BANKOFEVIL
格鲁求见博金斯先生GrutoseeMr.Perkins.请稍等Yes,pleasehaveaseat.这是我的一小步That'sonesmallstepforman,却是人类的一大步onegiantleapformankind.妈迟早有一天我也会登上月球Ma,somedayI'mgoingtogotothemoon.太晚喽儿子I'mafraidyou'retoolate,Son.航天局不送猴子上太空喽NASAisn'tsendingthemonkeysanymore.喂Hey.我要用维矢量这个名字申请助恶贷款I'mapplyingforanewvillainloan.GobythenameofVector.矢量是个数学术语It'samathematicalterm,带有箭头的数量既有方向也有数量aquantityrepresentedbyanarrow,withbothdirectionandmagnitude.维矢量就是在下Vector!
That'sme,因为我作恶累累目标明确数额巨大'causeI'mcommittingcrimeswithbothdirectionandmagnitude.哦嘢Oh,yeah!
看我的新武器Checkoutmynewweapon.食人鱼枪哦嘢Piranhagun!
Oh,yes!
能发射活食人鱼没见过吧Fireslivepiranhas.Everseenonebefore?
肯定没我发明的No,youhaven't.Iinventedit.需要演示一下吗Doyouwantademonstration?
有时候特别难把这些食人鱼放回去...Shoot!
Sodifficult,sometimes,togetthepiranhabackinsideofmy...格鲁先生博金斯先生在等你Mr.Gru,Mr.Perkinswillseeyounow.银行只需要借给我So,allIneed制造火箭的资金ismoneyfromthebanktobuildarocket.然后月球就是咱的啦Andthen,themoonisours.精彩的演讲Well,verynicepresentation.我想看看这个微缩光I'dliketoseethisshrinkray.没问题我很快就能得手Absolutely!
Willdo.SoonasIhaveit.你没有微缩光?
Youdon'thaveit?
还敢厚颜无耻来银行贷款?
Andyetyouhavetheaudacitytoaskthebankformoney?
是的Apparently.你知道我们银行在你身上投资了多少钱吗格鲁Doyouhaveanyideaofthecapitalthatthisbankhasinvestedinyou,Gru?
迄今几乎没有哪起案子能赚钱Withfartoofewofyoursinisterplotsactuallyturningaprofit.怎么说呢假如你是这个苹果HowcanIputit?
Let'ssaythisappleisyou.如果你还不起钱Ifwedon'tstartgettingourmoneyback...你滴明白?
Getthepicture?
格鲁关键是现在人才辈出Look,Gru,thepointis,therearealotofnewvillainsoutthere,比你更年轻胃口更大youngerthanyou,hungrierthanyou,比你年轻youngerthanyou.就像外面那个维矢量LikethatyoungfellowouttherenamedVector.金字塔就是他偷的Hejuststoleapyramid!
明白了明白了I'vegotit.I'vegotit.那么制造火箭那笔经费...So,asfarasgettingmoneyfortherocket...拿到微缩光否则免谈Gettheshrinkray,thenwe'lltalk.最高机密研究所东亚TOPSECRETRESEARCHFACILITYEASTASIA傻帽Suckers!
傻帽Suckers!
到手了!
Wegotit!
怎么回事What?
喂喂怎么嘿!
Hey!
Hey!
What!
Hey!
别别别No,no,no!
是你You!
以后冻别人头的时候记得三思Now,maybeyou'llthinktwicebeforeyoufreezesomeone'shead!
回见啦格鲁Solong,Gru!
快不能让他得逞Quick!
Wecan'tlethimgetaway!
前上方前上方Upahead!
Upahead!
开火立刻Fire!
Fire,now!
没打着Youmissedme!
快来爸爸这Cometopapa!
接住咯Takethat.真有趣啊Howadorable.锁定你了!
Gotyouinoursights!
简直轻而易举...Liketakingcandyfroma...什么?
What?
嘿格鲁Hey,Gru!
尝尝这个的滋味Trythisonforsize!
太奇怪了怎么回事That'sweird.Whatisgoing...幽闭恐怖症要犯啦Thisisclaustrophobic!
不不不No,no,no!
太窄了这里太窄了Toosmall!
Thisistoosmallforme!
我恨死那家伙了Ihatethatguy!
请照拂我们...andpleasewatchoverus,保佑我们一夜安睡andblessthatwe'llhaveagoodnight'ssleep.保佑没有虫子会趁我们熟睡时Andblessthatwhilewe'resleeping,nobugswillcrawlintoourears爬进我们耳朵在脑子里下蛋andlayeggsinourbrains.谢谢你描述那么恶心的一幕伊迪斯Great.Thanksforthatimage,Edith.请保佑快快有人领养我们Andpleaseblessthatsomeonewilladoptussoon,而且爸爸妈妈都很和善andthatthemommyanddaddywillbenice还能养独角兽做宠物andhaveapetunicorn.阿门Amen.阿门阿门Amen.Amen.*我爱独角兽我爱独角兽**Unicorns,IlovethemUnicorns,Ilovethem**独角兽呀独角兽我爱死你们啦**Uni,uni,unicornsIlovethem**如果真有独角兽**Uni,unicorns,Icouldpetone**我就可以养一只**Iftheywerereallyreal**它们真的存在哦**Andtheyare**我拥有一只并且宠爱它**So,IboughtonesoIcouldpetit**它爱我我爱它**NowitlovesmeNowIloveit*维矢量的城堡VECTOR'SFORTRESS（安全警报）SECURITYALERT!
!
!
别...什么...Don'tyou...Whatthe...好运咯小丫头们Goodluck,littlegirls!
（海蒂小姐女童院）MissHattie'sHomeforGirls
哇真棒Whoa!
Cool.你好我们是海蒂小姐女童院的孤儿Hi!
We'reorphansfromMissHattie'sHomeforGirls.与我何干别捣乱别这样嘛Idon'tcare.Beatit!
Comeon!
我们在卖饼干呢赚钱上学嘛We'resellingcoo
升级会员 