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toconfirmanappointment.

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msosorry,Miranda.

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Detailsofyourincompetence

donotinterestme.

TellSimoneI'

mnotgoingtoapprovethatgirl

thatshesentmefortheBrazilianlayout.

Iaskedforclean,athletic,smiling.

Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.

totheMichaelKorsparty.

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30

andpickmeupat9:

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tellhernoforthe40thtime.

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twantdacquoise.Iwanttortes

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fordinneratthatplaceIwenttowithMassimo.

TellRichardIsawthepicturesthathesent

forthatfeatureonthefemaleparatroopers...

andthey'

reallsodeeplyunattractive.

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slenderfemaleparatrooper?

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ofthatweightyet.Who'

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sall.

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s-

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Uh,mynameisAndySachs.

Irecentlygraduated

fromNorthwesternUniversity.

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asyourassistant.

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andsentlettersouteverywhere...

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fromElias-Clarke...

andmetwithSherry

upatHumanResources.

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sthisorAutoUniverse.

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treadRunway?

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youhadneverheardofme.

No.

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orsenseoffashion.

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onwhatyou'

re-

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taquestion.

Um,Iwaseditorinchief

oftheDailyNorthwestern.

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forcollegejournalists...

withmyseriesonthejanitors'

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tknowthatmuch

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ontheCavalliforGwyneth...

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swearing...

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themainstageattheGoldenNugget.

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tknowabout?

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atafashionmagazine?

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lookatthisdumpNateworksin.

Imean,comeon.

Papernapkins?

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doing,uh,youknow-

Oh,I'

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thatyoudoanyway?

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reacorporateresearchanalyst!

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regonnabe

answeringphonesandgettingcoffee.

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sgohome.

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Hello?

Andrea,Mirandadecidedtokill

theautumnjacketstoryforSeptember...

andsheispullingup

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-Whereareyou?

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malmostthere.Yeah.

Shoot!

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thatmycoffeeisn'

there?

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No.God.

Oh.Bloodytime.

-Ihopeyouknowthatthis

isaverydifficultjob-

forwhichyouaretotallywrong.

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myheadisonthechoppingblock.

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youandIanswerthephones.

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everysingletimeitrings.

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andMirandamissedLagerfeld...

justbeforeheboarded

a17-hourflighttoAustralia.

ShenowworksatTVGuide.

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-Uh-

-MirandaPriestly'

soffice.

No,she'

snotavailable.

Whoisit?

Yes,Iwilltellher

youcalled...yetagain.

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havetotallydifferentjobs.

Imean,yougetcoffee-

andyourunerrands.

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herappointmentsandherexpenses.

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IgettogowithhertoParis

forFashionWeekinthefall.

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Igotoalltheshowsandalltheparties.

Imeetallofthedesigners.

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theartdepartmenttogivethemtheBook.

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inthecurrentissue.

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sapartment

everynight,andsheretu-

ttouchit.Shereturnsittous

inthemorningwithhernotes.

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issupposedtodothis...

butMirandaisveryprivate

andshedoesnotlikestrangersinherhouse.

Sountilshedecides

thatyouarenotatotalpsycho...

Igetthelovelytask

ofwaitingaroundfortheBook.

Oh,Emily?

WhatdoIdo-

Dealwithit.

Hello.Mrs.Priestly'

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swhatImeant.

MirandaPriestly'

Um,youknow,sheisinameeting.

CanIpleasetakeamessage?

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sveryniceofyou...

butIdon'

tthinkIneedthese.

Mirandahiredme.

SheknowswhatIlooklike.

Doyou?

Emily.

Emily?

Shemeansyou.

-Wejustcutonthebias.

snotwhatIaskedyou.

Icouldn'

thavebeenclearer.

Thereyouare,Emily.

-HowmanytimesdoIhavetoscreamyourname?

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sAndy.

MynameisAndy.

Andrea,but,uh,everybodycallsmeAndy.

Ineed10or15skirtsfromCalvinKlein.

-Whatkindofskirtsdoyou-

-Pleaseboresomeoneelsewithyourquestions.

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at8:

00A.M.tomorrow.

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ifMaggieisn'

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sjustthecavalierdisregard

forcleardirections-

DoyouhaveDemarchelier?

Uh,Demarchelier.

-Leaveit.

-Doyouhave-

IhaveMirandaPriestlycalling.

IhavePatrick!

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and-andthensheaskedmeaboutPier59.

Andtherewassomething

aboutSimone,Frankie,someoneelse.

And,um,sheneedsskirts

fromCalvinKlein.

And,uh,therewassomething

aboutapony.

-Didshesaywhichskirts?

-No.No.

-Didshesaywhatkind?

Color,shape,fabric?

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