穿普拉达的女王电影英文版台词.docx

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穿普拉达的女王电影英文版台词

Goodluck.

Hi.Uh,Ihaveanappointment

withEmilyCharlton?

-AndreaSachs?

-Yes.

Great.HumanResourcescertainly

hasanoddsenseofhumor.

Followme.

Okay,soIwasMiranda's

secondassistant...

butherfirstassistantrecentlygotpromoted,

andsonowI'mthefirst.

-Oh,andyou'rereplacingyourself.

-Well,Iamtrying.

Mirandasackedthelasttwogirls

afteronlyafewweeks.

Weneedtofindsomeonewhocansurvivehere.

Doyouunderstand?

Yeah.Ofcourse.Who'sMiranda?

Oh,myGod.Iwillpretend

youdidnotjustaskmethat.

She'stheeditorinchiefofRunway,

nottomentionalegend.

Youworkayearforher,andyoucan

getajobatanymagazineyouwant.

Amilliongirlswouldkillforthisjob.

Itsoundslikeagreatopportunity.

I'dlovetobeconsidered.

Andrea,

Runwayisafashionmagazine...

soaninterestinfashioniscrucial.

Whatmakesyouthink

I'mnotinterestedinfashion?

Oh,myGod.

No!

No!

No!

What'swrong?

She'sonherway.Telleveryone!

She'snotsupposedtobehere

until9:

00.

Herdriverjusttextmessaged,

andherfacialistrupturedadisk.

-God,thesepeople!

-Who'sthat?

ThatIcan'teventalkabout.

Allright,everyone!

Girdyourloins!

Didsomebodyeatanonionbagel?

Sorry,Miranda.

Moveit!

Ooh!

Idon'tunderstandwhyit'ssodifficult

toconfirmanappointment.

Iknow.I'msosorry,Miranda.

Iactuallydidconfirmlastnight.

Detailsofyourincompetence

donotinterestme.

TellSimoneI'mnotgoingtoapprovethatgirl

thatshesentmefortheBrazilianlayout.

Iaskedforclean,athletic,smiling.

Shesentmedirty,tiredandpaunchy.

totheMichaelKorsparty.

Iwantthedrivertodropmeoffat9:

30

andpickmeupat9:

45sharp.

-9:

45sharp.

-CallNatalieatGloriousFoods,

tellhernoforthe40thtime.

No,Idon'twantdacquoise.Iwanttortes

filledwithwarmrhubarbcompote.

Thencallmyex-husbandandremindhimthe

parent-teacherconferenceisatDaltontonight.

Thencallmyhusband,askhimtomeetme

fordinneratthatplaceIwenttowithMassimo.

TellRichardIsawthepicturesthathesent

forthatfeatureonthefemaleparatroopers...

andthey'reallsodeeplyunattractive.

Isitimpossibletofindalovely,

slenderfemaleparatrooper?

-No.

-AmIreachingforthestarshere?

Notreally.

Also,IneedtoseeallthethingsthatNigel

haspulledforGwyneth'ssecondcovertry.

Iwonderifshe'slostany

ofthatweightyet.Who'sthat?

Nobody.Um,uh-

HumanResourcessentherupaboutthenew

assistantjob,andIwaspreinterviewingher.

Butshe'shopeless

andtotallywrongforit.

ClearlyI'mgoingtohavetodothatmyself

becausethelasttwoyousentme...

werecompletelyinadequate.

Sosendherin.That'sall.

Right.

-Shewantstoseeyou.

-Oh!

Shedoes?

Move!

-Thisisfoul.Don'tletherseeit.Go!

-That's-

Whoareyou?

Uh,mynameisAndySachs.

Irecentlygraduated

fromNorthwesternUniversity.

Andwhatareyoudoinghere?

Well,IthinkIcoulddoagoodjob

asyourassistant.

And,um-

Yeah,IcametoNewYorktobeajournalist

andsentlettersouteverywhere...

andthenfinallygotacall

fromElias-Clarke...

andmetwithSherry

upatHumanResources.

Basically,it'sthisorAutoUniverse.

-Soyoudon'treadRunway?

-Uh,no.

Andbeforetoday,

youhadneverheardofme.

No.

Andyouhavenostyle

orsenseoffashion.

Well,um,Ithinkthatdepends

onwhatyou're-

No,no.Thatwasn'taquestion.

Um,Iwaseditorinchief

oftheDailyNorthwestern.

Ialso,um,wonanationalcompetition

forcollegejournalists...

withmyseriesonthejanitors'union,

whichexposedtheexploitation-

That'sall.

Yeah.Youknow,okay.

You'reright.Idon'tfitinhere.

Iamnotskinnyorglamorous...

andIdon'tknowthatmuch

aboutfashion.

ButI'msmart.

Ilearnfast

andIwillworkveryhard.

Igottheexclusive

ontheCavalliforGwyneth...

buttheproblemis,withthathuge

featheredheaddressthatshe'swearing...

shelookslikeshe'sworking

themainstageattheGoldenNugget.

Thankyouforyourtime.

Whoisthatsadlittleperson?

Arewedoingabefore-and-afterpiece

Idon'tknowabout?

BrownandLaw,please?

Thankyou.

-Andrea.

-Hmm?

Wait.Yougotajob

atafashionmagazine?

-Mm-hmm.

-Whatwasit,aphoneinterview?

-Wow.

-Ow!

Don'tbeajerk.

MirandaPriestlyisfamous

forbeingunpredictable.

Okay,Doug.Howisit

thatyouknowwhosheisandIdidn't?

-I'mactuallyagirl.

-Oh!

-Thatwouldexplainsomuch.

-Look,seriously.

MirandaPriestlyisahugedeal.

Ibetamilliongirlswouldkillforthatjob.

Yeah,great.

ThethingisI'mnotoneofthem.

Look,yougottastartsomewhere,right?

Imean,

lookatthisdumpNateworksin.

Imean,comeon.

Papernapkins?

Hello.

Yeah.AndLily,sheworksatthatgallery

doing,uh,youknow-

Oh,I'msorry.Whatexactlyisit

thatyoudoanyway?

Well,luckyforme,

Ialreadyhavemydreamjob.

You'reacorporateresearchanalyst!

-Oh,you'reright.Myjobsucks.

-No!

-Itsucks.Idon't-It'sboring.

-It'sallright.Breathe.

-I'mtrying.

-Here.Takeadrink.

-Iwillhaveadrink.Iwillhaveadrink.

-Ah,yes.

-I'dliketoproposeatoast.

Tojobsthatpaytherent.

-Tojobsthatpaytherent.

Jobsthatpaytherent.

Oh,baby.Youshouldseetheway

thesegirlsatRunwaydress.

Idon'thaveathingtoweartowork.

Comeon.You'regonnabe

answeringphonesandgettingcoffee.

Youneedaballgownforthat?

IthinkImight.

Well,Ihappentothink

youlookgreatalways.

Aww!

Ithinkyou'refullofit.

-Hey.Comeon.Let'sgohome.

-Yeah.

Icanthinkofsomethingwecando

thatdoesn'trequireanyclothing.

-Really?

-Mmm.

Hello?

Andrea,Mirandadecidedtokill

theautumnjacketstoryforSeptember...

andsheispullingup

theSedonashootfromOctober.

Youneedtocomeintotheofficerightthis

secondandpickuphercoffeeorderontheway.

-Now?

-Now,getapenandwritethisdown.

-Now?

-Now,getapenandwritethisdown.

Iwantoneno-foamskimmedlatte

withanextrashot...

andthreedripcoffees

withroomformilk.

Searinghot.AndImeanhot.

Hello?

-Whereareyou?

-Oh,I'malmostthere.Yeah.

Shoot!

Oh!

Istheresomereason

thatmycoffeeisn'there?

Hasshediedorsomething?

No.God.

Oh.Bloodytime.

-Ihopeyouknowthatthis

isaverydifficultjob-

-Mm-hmm.

forwhichyouaretotallywrong.

Andifyoumessup,

myheadisonthechoppingblock.

Now,hangthatup.

Don'tjustflingitanywhere.

Okay.Firstofall,

youandIanswerthephones.

Thephonemustbeanswered

everysingletimeitrings.

Callsrolltovoicemail,

andshegetsveryupset.

IfI'mnothere-Andrea,Andrea-

youarechainedtothatdesk.

-Well,whatifIneedto-

-What?

No.

Onetimeanassistantleftthedeskbecause

sheslicedherhandopenwithaletteropener...

andMirandamissedLagerfeld...

justbeforeheboarded

a17-hourflighttoAustralia.

ShenowworksatTVGuide.

Manthedeskatalltimes.Gotit.

-Uh-

-MirandaPriestly'soffice.

No,she'snotavailable.

Whoisit?

Yes,Iwilltellher

youcalled...yetagain.

-Right.Remember,youandI

havetotallydifferentjobs.

Imean,yougetcoffee-

andyourunerrands.

YetIaminchargeofherschedule...

herappointmentsandherexpenses.

And,um,mostimportantly,um...

IgettogowithhertoParis

forFashionWeekinthefall.

Igettowearcouture.

Igotoalltheshowsandalltheparties.

Imeetallofthedesigners.

It'sdivine.

Okay.Now,stayhere.I'mgoingto

theartdepartmenttogivethemtheBook.

-The-

-ThisistheBook.

Now,itisamock-upofeverything...

inthecurrentissue.

AndwedeliverittoMiranda'sapartment

everynight,andsheretu-

Don'ttouchit.Shereturnsittous

inthemorningwithhernotes.

Now,thesecondassistant

issupposedtodothis...

butMirandaisveryprivate

andshedoesnotlikestrangersinherhouse.

Sountilshedecides

thatyouarenotatotalpsycho...

Igetthelovelytask

ofwaitingaroundfortheBook.

Oh,Emily?

WhatdoIdo-

Dealwithit.

Hello.Mrs.Priestly'soffice.

Hmm.That'swhatImeant.

MirandaPriestly'soffice.

Um,youknow,sheisinameeting.

CanIpleasetakeamessage?

Uh-huh.

Okay.CanyoupleasespellGabbana?

Hello?

Iguessnot.

、

Iguessedaneightandahalf.

Um,uh,that'sveryniceofyou...

butIdon'tthinkIneedthese.

Mirandahiredme.

SheknowswhatIlooklike.

Doyou?

Emily.

Emily?

Shemeansyou.

-Wejustcutonthebias.

-That'snotwhatIaskedyou.

Icouldn'thavebeenclearer.

Thereyouare,Emily.

-HowmanytimesdoIhavetoscreamyourname?

-Actually,it'sAndy.

MynameisAndy.

Andrea,but,uh,everybodycallsmeAndy.

Ineed10or15skirtsfromCalvinKlein.

-Whatkindofskirtsdoyou-

-Pleaseboresomeoneelsewithyourquestions.

AndmakesurewehavePier59

at8:

00A.M.tomorrow.

RemindJocelynIneedtoseeafewofthose

satchelsthatMarcisdoinginthepony.

AndthentellSimoneI'lltakeJackie

ifMaggieisn'tavailable.

-DidDemarchelierconfirm?

-D-DidD-Demarchel-

Demarchelier.

Didhe-Gethimonthephone.

Uh,o-okay.

-And,Emily?

-Yes?

That'sall.

It'sjustthecavalierdisregard

forcleardirections-

DoyouhaveDemarchelier?

Uh,Demarchelier.

-Leaveit.

-Doyouhave-

IhaveMirandaPriestlycalling.

IhavePatrick!

Uh,no,shecalledmeinthere

and-andthensheaskedmeaboutPier59.

Andtherewassomething

aboutSimone,Frankie,someoneelse.

And,um,sheneedsskirts

fromCalvinKlein.

And,uh,therewassomething

aboutapony.

-Didshesaywhichskirts?

-No.No.

-Didshesaywhatkind?

Color,shape,fabric?

-Itriedtoaskh