摩登家庭第一季中英台词完整版下载.pdf

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孩子们吃早饭了Kids,breakfast!

孩子们Kids?

菲尔把他们叫下来好吗Phil,wouldyougetthem?

好等一下Yeah.Justasec.孩子们Kids!

-这真是-算了-Thatis-Okay.孩子们快下来Kids?

Getdownhere!

我们远在楼上你们喊也没用Whyareyouguysyellingatuswhenwerewayupstairs?

-发个短信不就行了-那是不可能的-Justtextme.-Allright.Thatsnotgonnahappen.你不能穿这套衣服出门And,wow!

Yourenotwearingthatoutfit.这衣服怎么了Whatswrongwithit?

亲爱的对你女儿这条裙子Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosay-有什么意见吗-不好意思-toyourdaughteraboutherskirt?

-Sorry.-挺可爱的嘛宝贝-谢了-Oh,yeah.Thatlooksreallycute,sweetheart.-Thanks.不行这裙子太短了No.Itswaytooshort.大家知道你是女生Peopleknowyoureagirl.没必要穿这么少给他们看Youdontneedtoproveittothem.卢克又把头卡在栏杆里了Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain.我去吧婴儿油在哪儿第一季第一集第一季第一集Igotit.Wheresthebabyoil?

在我们床头的我不知道你自己找Itsonourbedsidetab-Idontknow.Findit.拜托Comeon!

菲尔&克莱尔我在成长期间简直无法无天Iwasoutofcontrolgrowingup.你看我坦白了There,youknow?

Isaidit.结婚16年我只是不想让我的孩子I-Ijustdontwantmykids.重蹈我的覆辙tomakethesamebadmistakesImade.只要海莉没有半裸着在佛罗里达沙滩上醒来I-IfHaleyneverwakesuponabeachinFlorida,half-naked,我就算完成我的任务了Ivedonemyjob.-我俩的任务-对-Ourjob.-Right.我就算完成了我俩的任务Ivedoneourjob.加油曼尼踢球啊踢啊Vamos,Manny!

Kickit!

Kickit!

别让他踢啊Dontlethim-Kickit!

曼尼加油往右跑往右Manny,go!

Aladerecha!

Aladerecha!

不不不要啊No!

No,no.他下绊子杰怎么没人吹犯规Hetrippedhim,Jay.Wheresthepenalty?

歌洛莉亚他们已经落后了6个球Gloria,theyre0and6.你小点声叫喊Letstakeitdowna杰&歌洛莉亚结婚6个月我们是不同世界的人Wereverydifferent.杰来自城市Jaysfromthecity.他的生意做得很大Hehasabigbusiness.我来自一个小山村Icomefromasmallvillage.穷困潦倒但风景怡人Verypoorbutvery,verybeautiful.我们村拥有全哥伦比亚最多的ItsthenumberonevillageinallColombiaforallthe-那个词怎么说来着Whatstheword?

凶杀案Murders.没错凶杀案Yes.Themurders.曼尼拦住他Manny,stophim!

拦住他你可以的Stophim!

Youcandoit!

你真烂曼尼Damnit,Manny!

教练该让那孩子下场了Comeon,coach.Yougottatakethatkidout.你想让他下场吗不如我让你下场如何Youwannatakehimout?

HowaboutItakeyouout?

-亲爱的-你还是操心你的儿子吧-Honey,honey.-Whydontyouworryaboutyourson?

他整个上半场光忙着抓裤裆了Hespentthefirsthalfwithhishandinhispants!

那话我6周来一直想对她说来着Ivewantedtotellheroffforthelastsix我叫乔希莱恩的爸爸ImJosh.Ryansdad.我叫歌洛莉亚普里契特曼尼的妈妈Hi,ImGloriaPritchett.Mannysmother.-这位是你父亲吧-她父亲?

-Oh,andthismustbeyourdad.-Herdad?

-是啊-不不是真搞笑-Yeah.-No,no.Thatsfunny.怎么可能我是她老公Actually,no,Imherhusband.别被外表给骗了Dontbefooledbythe,uh-稍等片刻Givemeasecondhere.谁是乖宝宝啊是谁啊Whoisagoodgirl?

Whosthat?

是谁啊Whosthat?

-她真可爱-谢谢-Oh,shesadorable.-Oh,thankyou.你好小公主Hi,precious.Hello.我们刚从越南领养了她Uh,wejust,uh-WejustadoptedherfromVietnam.这是我们第一次带她回家Andwerebringingherhomeforthefirsttime,huh?

她像个小天使你们夫妻俩一定很激动Shesanangel.Youandyourwifemustbethrilled.抱歉我来晚了老爹去买点心了Sorry,sorry,sorry.Daddyneededsnacks.大家在聊什么呢So,whatarewetalkingabout?

我们在一起已经.5年了吧?

Uh,wehavebeentogetherfor-guh,five-fiveyearsnow?

我们非常想要一个孩子And,uh,wejust-wedecidedwereallywantedtohaveababy.米奇尔&卡梅隆一开始我们想找一个So,wehadinitiallyaskedoneofour女同性恋朋友做代孕母亲lesbianfriendstobeasurrogate,but-后来又想她们平时就够刻薄了Thenwefigured,theyrealreadymeanenough.你能想象她们怀孕后会如何变本加厉吗Canyouimagineoneofempregnant?

Pregnant,no.还是算了吧想想就怕No,thankyou.Ick.你看到没大家本来在逗莉莉玩Yousawthat,right?

EverybodyfawningoverLily,你一走进来他们就装作andthenyouwalkonandsuddenlyitsall,看机上购物杂志Ooh,SkyMall.考虑买个电动领带架什么的Igottabuyamotorizedtierack.我得教育一下这帮人Allright,youknow,Imgonnagivethespeech.千万别这么做Youarenotgivingthespeech.你还得和他们一起呆上5小时呢Youregonnabestuckwiththesepeopleforthenextfivehours.好吧你说得对我错了Youreright,youreright.Okay.Imsorry.CreamPuffs意为泡芙或者娘娘腔-你看那个拿着泡芙的宝宝-好吧够了-Lookatthatbabywiththosecreampuffs.-Okay.Excuseme.不好意思Excuseme.这宝宝原本可能会在人满为患的孤儿院里成长Thisbabywouldhavegrownupinacrowdedorphanage多亏我们这些娘娘腔收养呢ifitwasntforusCreampuffs.-你们这些搞歧视的人-米奇尔-Andyouknowwhat?

Notetoallofyouwhojudge-Mitchell!

给我听好了爱不分种族信仰Hearthis.Loveknowsnorace,creed-不分性别Orgender.-我为你们感到羞耻-米奇尔-Andshameonyou,-Mitchell.-你们这些狭隘愚昧的-米奇尔-yousmall-minded,ignorantfew-Mitchell!

-干嘛-人家说的是泡芙-What?

-Shesgotthecreampuffs.各位的耳机费我们请了Wewouldliketopayforeveryonesheadsets.摩登家庭第一季第一集兄弟你怎么老是卡在这里面Buddy.Whydoyoukeepgettingstucklikethis?

我以为这次能拔出来呢IthoughtIcouldgetoutthistime.我直说了吧他得去检查一下智商Imjustgonnasayit.Heneedstobecheckedbyaspecialist.好了你自由了There.Befree.亚瑟王之剑拔出来了Excalibur.-今天我有朋友来家里玩-谁啊-Imhavingafriendovertoday.-Who?

-你不认识他-是个男生吗-Uh,youdontknowhim.-Him?

Him?

哇男生你会和他亲嘴吗Ooh,aboy.Yougonnakisshim?

-闭嘴-别激动别激动-Shutup.-Easy.Easy.-闭嘴-你才闭嘴-Yeah,shutup!

-No,youshutup!

卢克和艾丽克斯你们俩出去解决好吗Luke,Alex,whydontyoutakeitoutside,okay?

怎么解决Anddowhat?

-在太阳下决斗不错吧-海莉-Fightinthesun.Itllbeanicechange.-Haley.-我逗你们玩呢-是谁要来-Imkidding.-Whostheboy?

他叫迪兰HisnameisDylan.我还是别让他来算了Imightaswelltellhimnottocome.不然你们又得让我丢脸Becauseyouguysarejustgoingtoembarrassmeagain.亲爱的等等Sweetie,hangonasecond.你15岁了还是第一次有男生来家里Youre15,anditsthefirsttimeyouvehadaboyover.我是有点小吃惊Imboundtobealittlesurprised,可我不会让你丢脸的butImnotgonnaembarrassyou.我去给摄像机充好电Ibetterchargethecamcorder.逗你玩呢别这样也不看看我是谁Imkidding.Comeon.Whoareyoutalkingto?

我是酷老爹这是我的风格Imthecooldad.Thats-Thatsmything.我酷毙了我会上网Imhip.I-IsurftheWeb.我会发短信LOL意思是癫狂笑Itext.LOL-Laughoutloud.OMG意思是饿滴神OMG-Oh,myGod.WTF意思是苦逼脸WTF-Whytheface?

WTF=WhattheFUCK意思是搞毛啊歌舞青春里所有的舞我都会跳Um,youknow,IknowallthedancestoHighSchoolMusical,so-*我们现在欢聚一堂**Wereallinthistogether*没错*Yes,weare*我们都是大明星嘻唰唰嘻唰唰*WereallstarsSomething,somethingyouknowit*-妈妈爸爸-什么事-Mom!

Dad!

-Whathappened?

-卢克用枪射我-我不是故意的-Lukejustshotme!

-Ididntmeanto.-你没事吧-没事才怪-Areyouokay?

-No.这小贱人用枪射我Thelittlebitchshotme.-别说脏话-只是塑料枪这是意外-Language!

TheyreonlyplasticBBs.Itwasanaccident.早就告诉你给他枪就会出事WhatdidItellyouwouldhappenifyougothimagun?

-你看着办吧-老弟是你不对哦-Dealwiththis.-Buddy,uncool.这就完了吗不行不行Thatsit?

Thats-No,no,no,no.我们说好他用枪射了别人你就得射他的Theagreementwasthatifheshootssomeone,youshoothim.-我们当时是认真的吗-当然是真的-Wewereseriousaboutthat?

-Yes,wewere.所以你现在要按说好的执行Andnowyouhavetofollowthrough.-我错了-你就装吧-Imsosorry.-Liar.-去吧-他还要去参加生日会呢-Go.-Hesgotabirthdayparty.生日会和家法哪个更重要爸爸Whatsmoreimportanthere,Dad?

你可以之后再射他他两点就能到家Youcanshoothimafterwards.Hellbehomeat2:

00.两点不行Icantshoothimat2:

我两点还得带人去看房子Imshowingahouseat2:

00.-三点吧-不行三点他有足球赛-Whatabout3:

00?

-No,hesgotasoccergameat3:

00.然后我们五点就得去赴宴Andthen-Oh,wegottaleaveforthatdinnerthingat5:

00.4点15吧你可以在那时候射他4:

15.Youcouldshoothimat4:

15.行那个时候我有空Yeah,Iguessthatworksforme.Oh!

-射卢克-抱歉老弟铁板钉钉了-ShootLuke.-Sorry,dude.Itsonthecalendar.别这样啊Oh,comeon!

我不想踢足球了那是小孩儿玩的Imquittingsoccer.Itisagameforchildren.不你不能放弃No,yourenotquitting.对方之所以会进球Youwouldhavestoppedthatgoal完全是因为你光顾着看小姑娘了ifyouwerentstaringatthatlittlegirl.她不是小姑娘她是成熟的女人Sheisnotagirl.Shesawoman.歌洛莉亚你犯得着非要和Youknow,Gloria,thatlittleblowupwiththatothermom那个妈妈吵架吗Whydoyouhavetodothingslikethat?

如果有人敢对我的家人说三道四Ifsomebodysayssomethingaboutmyfamily,-我一定-我只是说-Imgoingto-Imjustsaying.你火气应该小一点就这样Youcouldtakeitdownherealittlebit.Thatsall.没错你总是这么忍气吞声的Oh,yeah.Causethatswhereyoulive,downhere.-可我咽不下这口气-可是-ButIliveuphere!

-Yeah,but,我只是说你别那么容易激动嘛youdonthavetobesoemotionalallthetime.ThatsallImsaying.曼尼你也这么觉得吧Manny,yourewithmeonthis,right?

我要告诉布兰达费德曼我爱她IwannatellBrendaFeldmanIloveher.-天啊-曼尼她都16岁了-Oh,forGodsakes.-Manny,shes16.你不就找了年长的对象吗Oh.Itsokayforyoutotakeanolderlover?

-嘿说话注意点-我要去她上班的商场-Hey,watchit.-Iwannagotothemallwheresheworks.不过我先得换上我的白衬衫丝绸的那件ButfirstIneedtogetmywhiteshirt,thesilkone.好吧如果你真想这么做的话Okay.Ifthatswhatyoureallywanttodo.说真的不是我要当恶毒的后爹Seriously.Nottobetheevilstepdad,可你要真穿着那臃肿的白衬衣butifyouputonapuffywhiteshirt.去向16岁的姑娘告白anddeclareyourlovefora16-year-old,你会被扒得只剩条白内裤youregonnabeswingingfromtheflagpole然后被吊在旗杆上inyourpuffywhiteunderpants.-停车-你去哪儿-Stopthecar.-Oh,whereareyougoing?

看到没你伤他的心了See?

Youhurthisfeelings.要是这能让他变得坚强点Ah-Well,ifittoughenshimupalittlebitthen-我的妈呀他居然去采野花了Oh,geez.Hespickingflowers.曼尼是个多情种和他爹一个样Mannysverypassionate,justlikehis我的前夫风度翩翩但太疯狂了Myfirsthusband-hesveryhandsome,buttoocrazy.我们不是在吵架就是在做爱Itseemedlikeallwedidwasfightandmakelove,吵架做爱吵架做爱fightandmakelove,fightandmakelove.说真的有一次我们从窗口摔下去了Onetime,Imnotkiddingyou,wefelloutthewindowtogether.你们当时在吵架还是做爱Which-Whichonewereyoudoing?

我也是第一次听说这事Imhearingthisforthefirsttime.你不担心吗Thisdoesntworryyou?

她在飞机上就没怎么睡现在还很清醒Shebarelysleptontheplaneandshesstillwideawake.-别想多了-不想才怪-Oh,stopworrying.-Icant.那个孤儿院里都是女人That-Thatorphanagewasallwomen.也许离开女性柔软的怀抱她就睡不着Maybeshejust-shecantfallasleepunlessshefeelsawomansshape.-有可能-那你抱着她-Iguessthatspossible.-Sohere.你这话是什么意思Whatthehellisthatsupposedtomean?

没错Yes,在等待领养孩子的期间我是长胖了一点Ivegainedafewextrapoundswhilewewereexpectingthebaby,过程相当艰辛whichhasbeenverydifficult.但显然你的身体会Butapparentlyyourbody产生一些母性的本能反应doesanesting,verymaternal,primalthing.来储存养分whereitretainsnutrients-像是分子生理学那类的somesortofmolecularphysiologything.那是科学事实Butthatsscience.人类根本无力抵抗Youcant-Youcantfightit,so-我没别的意思-你就是话里有话-Imnotsayinganything.-Youresayingeverything.-数到3-12-Counttothree.-One,two-3-好吧-Three.-Okay.-小卡真美-我的天你喜欢吗-Oh,Cam.Thisisbeautiful.-Oh,myGod.Doyouloveit?

当然我Yes,I-这是什么玩意Whatthehellisthat?

我让安珠尔趁我们不在时画的IhadAndredoitwhileweweregone.那是我俩吗还长着翅膀Isthatus,withwings?

我们在她的上方永远守护着她Werefloatingaboveher,alwaystheretoprotecther.这真让人心安对吧莉莉Okay.Well,thatsreassuring,right,Lily?

我们把你从熟悉的环境中抢出来Yes,wetoreyouawayfromeverythingyouknow,可别担心新环境一切正常butdontworry,thingsarenormalhere.你的大爸二爸可是飞天小精灵哦Yourfathersarefloatingfairies.不行你能叫安珠尔No,canyoucallAndre,重新画点不那么基情的东西吗havehimpaintsomethingalittlelessgay?

另外我们也该少和安珠尔往来Bytheway,weneedtostophavingfriends他名字也太娘了withnameslikeAndre.-红发老爹怒火旺盛-我才不是-Redheadeddadisangrydaddy.-No,Imnot.你就是Yes,youare.回来的路上连胡娇都看出来了Even