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♪超级碗♪♪Oh,SuperBowl♪
♪精彩比赛比赛精彩万众期待♪♪Theplays,theplays,they'recalling♪
♪从一端到另一端♪♪Fromendtoend♪
♪还有啊♪♪And♪
发生什么事了Whathappened?
要我拨打9和1还再加一个1吗DoIcallthenineandtheoneandtheotherone?
为什么我的冰箱都是与橄榄球无关的食物Whyismyfridgefilledwithnonfootballrelated
foods
今天可是有超级碗大赛的星期天onSuperBowlSunday?
都没地方放我的杰瑞·赖斯布丁了There'snoroomformyJerryRicepudding.
美国职业橄榄球大联盟的知名选手
今天是海莉的迎婴派对Haley'sbabyshoweristoday.
我大概一个月前就跟你说过了Icleareditwithyou,like,amonthago.
你就不能把比赛录下来吗Can'tyoujustrecordthegame?
然后呢明早再看吗Andwhat?
Watchittomorrowmorning?
为什么橄榄球比赛和迎婴派对Look.There'snoreasonafootballgameandababyshower
就不能同处一个屋檐下呢can'tcoexistunderthesameroof.
你们应该也不会打扰到我Maybeyouwon'tgetinmyway.
迎婴派对挺平淡的Babyshowersareprettytame.
迎婴派对啊啊的朋友们你们好哇Who'sreadyforababyshowahhh?
!
我在为迎婴派对啊啊做白色俄罗斯人I'mmakingWhiteRussiansforthebabyshowahhh.
有伏特加咖啡香甜酒和鲜奶油调和的饮料
一点液体勇气能让"坏坏游戏"更好玩Alittleliquidcouragemakesallthenaughtygames
better.
我觉得你把迎婴派对和婚前派对搞混了Ithinkyou'remixingupbabyshowerwithbridal
shower.
我的婚前派对就是在我怀孕的时候举行的Well,mybridalshowerdidtakeplacewhenIwas
pregnant.
"警察"[舞男]都来了Thecopsevenshowedup.
当然了他们不是真警察Ofcourse,theyweren'trealcops.
其中一个还用屁股蹭我的肚子Oneofthemrubbedhisbuttagainstmybelly.
别跟海莉说Don'ttellHaley.
不如"别跟艾丽克斯说"Orhowabout,"Don'ttellAlex"?
超级碗投注站来啦SuperBowlsquareshere!
快给你的超级碗下注吧GetyourSuperBowlsquares!
别别又来一次No.Notthisagain.
其实我们做了一点改良Uh,actually,we'vemadesomerefinements.
去年的价格有点太高了Lastyear,thepricewasalittlehigh.
前年又太低了Theyearbefore,toolow.
所以今年我们确定了一个完美的数额Sothisyear,we'velandedontheperfectnumber.
每注3.75美元$3.75persquare.我会跟去年一样I'lldowhatIdidlastyear.
给我11注行啊容易得很Giveme11squares.Okay.Easyenough.
不要在迎婴派对这边搞什么超级碗的算术No.NoSuperBowlmathonthebabyshowerside.
到那边去Gooverthere.
我告诉你你真的看起来很棒I'mtellingyou,youlookcute.
你知道什么不棒吗对我撒谎Youknowwhat'snotcute?
Lyingtome.
孩子出生后脾气就会改了吧Thisgetsbetteroncetheycomeout,right?
怎么了我的上一条牛仔裤穿不上了Whathappened?
Well,mylastpairofjeansexploded
我不能穿裙子因为我的大腿长毛了Ican'twearskirtsbecausemythighsaregrowinghair
剃都剃不及fasterthanIcanshaveit
所以我只能穿着滑雪裤来参加自己的迎婴派对soI'mwearingskipantstomyownbaby
shower.
我告诉你没人会注意到的I'mtellingyou,noone'sevengonnanotice.
那是什么声音听起来好像What'sthatsound?
It'slike
进取号星舰舱门开启的声音whenthedoorsonthestarshipEnterpriseopen.
你们想给超级碗下注吗Hey,youguyswanttobuyaSuperBowlsquare?
每注只要3.75美元噢Only$3.75.
酷我能要三注吗Cool.CanItakethreesquares?
是啊我今天得有点好事Yeah,Ineedsomethinggoodtoday,too.
我们合买五注We'llsplitfivesquares.
你有零钱吗Uh...doyouhavequarters?
上次我被闪电打中之后Oh,Idon'tcarrychange
我就不随身带着零钱了sincethelasttimeIgotstruckbylightning.
你好菲利普Hello,Phillip.
你好曼尼尔Hello,Manuel.
违背我明智的判断力Againstmybetterjudgment
我在新电影里为菲尔写了一段戏IwroteapartforPhilinmynewmovie.
后来事态有些剑拔弩张两人间唇枪舌剑Thingsgotheated,wordswereexchanged
这点还挺令人意外嘴这么利说台词却这么愚钝whichissurprising,consideringhehada
mouthfulofscenery.
演员啊Actors.
编剧啊他们自视甚高Writers.Theythinkthey'resogreat.
"我写的词真是字字珠玑""Oh,mywordsaresoprecious."
学着倾听一下吧Trylisteningforonce.
那样你或许会知道人究竟是怎么说话的Maybeyou'lllearnhowhumansactuallytalk.
等等是"说"还是"曰"来着Wait,isitisit"talk"or"speak"?
想起来了Oh,that'sright.
根本没人在意Noonecares!
大家好我来看超级碗大赛啦Hello,hello.I'mherefortheSuperBowl.
我是来参加迎婴派对的行好AndIamhereforthebabyshower.Okay,yep.
我好像是来受什么刑的I'mhereforsomesortofpunishment,Ithink.
莉莉和她朋友克里斯蒂娜大吵一架Hmm.Lilyandherfriend,Christina,gotintoahugefight.
我希望我们能够AndIwashopingwecould
让她们坐下来好好聊聊havethegirlssitdownandtalkitout.但米奇尔说"不克里斯蒂娜是错的"ButMitchellsaid"No,Christina'sinthewrong."
很显然米奇尔言出法随Andapparently,Mitchell'sthelaw.
他确实是莉莉你真幸运有个这样睿智的爸爸Heis.Lily,you'reveryluckytohavesucha
wisepapa.
普里契特助理地检是个英雄Mmhmm.AssistantDistrictAttorneyPritchettisahero.
所以这人现在觉得你酷毙了Huh.Sothisonethinksyou'recoolnow?
歌洛莉亚喜欢犯罪故事Okay,Glorialovescrimestories
特别是杀夫的女人那种especiallywomenwhokilltheirhusbands.
最近我起诉了贝艾尔市的黑寡妇AndIrecentlyprosecutedtheBelAirBlackWidow.
她每天都有来法庭Shecametocourteverysingleday.
我们认为被告有罪Wefindthedefendantguilty.
太好了Yes!
Whoop,whoop!
律师这事儿没完Hey,Counselor.Thisisn'tover.
女士你就像高中的我一样Lady,you'relikemeinhighschool
因为你17年内都别想出来[出柜]causeyouain'tgonnabecomingoutfor17years!
虐了一个外焦内嫩Boomgoesthedynamite!
小卡来一碗我的知名辣椒酱Cam,haveabowlofmyfamouschili.
我都不知道你做了这个Ididn'tknowyoumadechili.
我对杰该死的辣椒酱熟得很IknowallaboutJay'sdamnchili.
就在去年的同一天我们还聊过Wetalkedaboutitlastyearonthisveryday.
我们还做了约定Promisesweremade.
明年我会给你买一把你自己的橄榄球椅Nextyear,I'mgettingyouyourownfootballchair
你来帮忙我做我的知名辣椒酱andyou'regonnahelpmemakemyfamouschili.
凌晨五点5:
00a.M.
不见不散Bethereorbesquare.
我从未完全感受到杰的认同Youknow,IneverentirelyfeltJay'sapproval
所以这对我们来说是一大步sothiswasabigstepforus.
我每天都数着日子
Icountedthedays.
然后超级碗的前夕ThenSuperBowlEve
我去了还买了最好的辣椒酱增稠剂IwentandIboughtthefinestchilithickeners
玉米面粉还有土豆面粉cornflourandpotatoflour.
我在黎明前一小时出现AndIshowedupanhourbeforedawn.
为了不吓到歌洛莉亚我给杰打了电话IcalledJay'scellastonotstartleGloria.
什么事啊Hey,what'sup?
他完全没意识到我为什么打给他HehadnoideawhyIwascalling.
承诺很明显对他来说一点都不重要Clearlypromisesmadedidn'tmeanasmuchtohim.
但是我不能让他知道ButIcouldn'tlethimknowthat.
杰是你吗Oh,uh,Jay,isthisthatyou?
我肯定是没锁屏按到了IImustImust'vebuttdialedyou.
不然我为什么要在一个这么平常的WhyelsewouldIbecallingyousoearly...
周日早晨给你打电话呢...onaregularSundaymorning?
抱歉Sorry.
我觉得自己被负心汉抛弃了Ifeltlikeajiltedlover
站在他的门廊前手里拿着美丽的面粉[音同鲜花]standingonhisporch,holdingthosebeautifulflours.
你不能躲在这一整天Youcan'thideinhereallday.
我觉得你现在的样子最性感Tome,you'veneverbeenhotter
而我可是看过比你穿比基尼搭便车时的样子呢andI'veseenyouhitchhikeinabikini.
你在这啊Thereyouare.
很遗憾你今天过得不太好I'msorryyou'rehavingabadday,uh...
不过我觉得应该告诉你我邀请了丹妮尔butIthoughtyoushouldknow,IinvitedDanielle.
丹妮尔她太讨人厌了Danielle?
Ugh,she'ssoannoying.
她说的每句话听着都像个问句咩Everythingshesayssoundslikeaquestion?
但其实不是咩Butit'snot?
是啊但是她正处在Yeah,butshe'sinher,like
第好多个月的孕期thousandthmonthofpregnancy.
天啊Oh,myGod.
那我就不是这里最丑的孕妇了ThatmeansIwon'tbethegrossestpreggohere.
太爱你了Blessyou.
谢谢Thanks.
谢谢你今天邀请我过来Andthanksforinvitingmetoday.
当然了你是孩子的爸爸Ofcourse.You'rethebaby'sfather.
是但是这是家庭聚会Yeah,butit'safamilything
而我一直觉得不能融入你们andIdon'talwaysfeellikeIbelong.
有的时候他们看我就像Sometimestheylookatmelike
俗话中的"扫兴使[屎]者"一样theproverbialbirdinthepunchbowl.
难得只错一个字Almost.
三乘Uh,threetimes...
不好意思不过不管你怎么看I'msorry,buteverywayyoulookatit
迪兰的钱数不对[不够格]Dylancomesupshort.
海莉完全就被骗了AndHaley'stotallygettingrooked.
好吧这有点意思Oh!
Okay,well,that'sinteresting.
他们在郡监狱里找不到黑寡妇了Um,theylosttrackoftheBlackWidowatthecountyjail.
她越狱了是啊Sheescaped?
Mmhmm.
你害怕吗开什么玩笑Areyouscared?
What?
!
就是嘛Exactly!
应该害怕的是她Sheshouldbescaredofyou.
如果她够聪明就应该逃得远远的Ifshe'ssmart,thatyoungladywillrunandkeeprunning.
这里面放了什么调料Whatspiceisinhere?
是茴香吗IsitIsthatdill?
里面放茴香[迪兰在这]干什么Whythehellisdillinhere?
真是灾难啊It'saIt'sacatastrophe.
我重新利用一下这里的一点头发So,I'mjustgonnarepurposesomeofthishair
盖住秃处和青春痘tocoverthebaldspotandzits
还有青春痘全"痘"会看起来美美的Zits?
!
And"Zits"Gonnalookamazing.
完成啦Tada!
成了吗是啊Tada?
!
Yeah.
我真有胆梳这种遮秃发型Ihaveahugegutandacombover.看上去像个离了婚的牙医Ilooklikeadivorceddentist.
丹妮尔Oh,Danielle!
你看起来真不错为什么Youlooksogood.Why?
是怀孕的魔力咩话题"老天保佑"It'sthemagicofpregnancy?
#Blessed?
什么情况Whatthehell?
!
艾丽克斯说我可以早点过来AlexsaiditwasokayifIcameearly?
海莉我真为你高兴Haley,I'msohappyforyou?
我需要迪兰迪兰呢IneedDylan.WhereisDylan?
迪兰去哪了Where'sDylan?
海莉找不到他的Haley'snotgonnafindDylan.
他走了He'sgone
你们每个人都有错andit'severybody'sfault!
怎么都哭丧着个脸Whatisupwithallthefuneralfaces?
来嗨呀大伙这可是Comeon,people,thisissupposedtobe
迎婴派对啊啊别再这么称呼了ababyshowahhh.Don'tsay"Showahhh".
没人觉得好Nobodywantsit.
好吧所以迪兰误会了我们Okay.So,Dylanmisunderstood
说的一些话伤了感情走了abunchofthethingsheheardussay,gotupset,andranoff.
我们就别假装是什么误会Let'snotpretendthiswassomemistake
或者迪兰太敏感了orDylanbeingoversensitive.
我们都做了很多让他觉得We'veallgivenhimplentyofreasons
在这个家里不受欢迎的事tofeelunwelcomeinthisfamily.
有的人确实很无情Andsomeofusdohaveameanness.
我就这么说吧毫无人性的残酷I'llleaveitatthat.Amonstrouscruelty.
简而言之就是虐待狂Enoughsaid.Sadistic.
我们家就挺冷静的Myfamilyisreallychill?
就不该让你来Youwereamistake.
好了卢克拖住了海莉Okay,Haley'sbeingoccupiedbyLuke
所以我们还有些时间sowehavesometime.
我们得找到迪兰WejusthavetofindDylan
不能让海莉知道他跑掉了withoutlettingHaleyknowhe'srunaway.
不过这听着是迎婴派对的问题Thatkindofsoundslikeashowerproblem,though.
我不是很理解为什么要Idon'tknowhowfairitistobringin
把看超级碗的人搅和进来theSuperBowlfolkintothis.
我的姐姐给了我这个机会为她办迎婴派对Mybigsistergavemethehonorofhostingher
shower
我就要办得漂漂亮亮andit'sgonnabegreat.
所以唯一可能知道So,theoneperson
迪兰去了哪里的人也就是海莉whomightknowwhereDylanwent,Haley
却不能知道他不见了istheonepersonwhocan'tknowhe'smissing.
这就是我所称的戏剧性的一幕That'swhatIcalladramaticsituation.
你不是应该趁势大导特导一下这部戏吗Shouldn'tyoubedirectingthelifeoutofit?
乔迪兰不高兴的时候喜欢去哪Joe,wheredoesDylanliketogowhenhe'sdepressed?
艾丽克斯他喜欢迪兰没错但也没有Alex,he