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生活大爆炸第二季10
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我什么都没看到谢尔顿
Idon'tseeanythingatall,Sheldon.
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你是医生我听你的但确实老有烦人的声音在我耳边响
Well,you'rethedoctor,butIamconstantlyhearingthisannoyingsound.
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没错
Me,too.
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是一种高频的口哨声吗
Isitahigh-frequencywhistle?
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不是一种时刻不停的
No,it'smoreofarelentless,
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自以为是的唠叨
narcissisticdrone.
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没有任何炎症谢尔顿
Yup,there'snoinflammationatall,Sheldon.
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那我肯定得肿瘤了
Thenitmustbeatumor.
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我深表怀疑
ISeriouslydoubtit.
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也许是以前小时候常把头塞进马桶冲水
Maybeit'salingeringbacterialinfection
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造成的永久性细菌感染
fromallthosechildhoodtoiletswirlies.
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真的会这样吗我以前经常这么干的
Isthatpossible?
Iusedtogetthoseallthetime.
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甚至在教堂里
Eveninchurch.
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如果是因为这个的话我倒有个办法
Wellifitisfromaswirly,theresomethingIcando.
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圈圈点点
Okay,circle,circle,dot,dot,
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虱子不再烦扰你[美国儿歌]
nowyouhaveacootieshot!
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我去睡觉了
I'mgoingtobed
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好的我马上就来
Okay,I'llberightin.
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她不光是在嘲笑我而且
It'snotenoughthatshemocksme,butthatisn'teven
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把打预防针的流程也搞错了
thecorrectprocedureforacootieshot.
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你知道斯蒂芬妮到这里来不是为了
DoyouunderstandthatStephanie'snothere
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帮你治疗你那些臆想的毛病吧?
totreatyourimaginaryailments?
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怎么可能是臆想我老是听见一种高于中央C的八度音
HowisitimaginarythatIkeephearinganoctaveaboveMiddleC?
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这是臆想吗
Isthatimaginary?
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我看不是
Idon'tthinkso.
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晚安
Goodnight.
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莱纳德还有件事
Leonard,there'sonemorething.
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根据我们的合租协议第一章第三段
UnderArticleOne,SectionThreeofourRoommateAgreement,
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我要召开一个紧急会议
I'mcallinganemergencymeeting.
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你不是吧
No,you'renot.
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莱纳德提议不要开会
Leonardmovesthemeetingnotoccur.
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有人同意么没有提议不予采纳
Isthereasecond?
Noneheard,themotionfails.
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在会议的开头我想祝贺你
I'dliketobeginthemeetingbycongratulatingyou
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和斯蒂芬妮医生恋情有了进展
ontheprogressinyourrelationshipwithDr.Stephanie.
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谢谢
Thankyou.
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那也就是说我们必须讨论
Thatbeingsaid,wehavetodiscuss
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对于"同居"附加条例的执行问题
theimplementationoftheagreedupon"cohabitation"rider
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因为你们两人现在
whichasbeenactivatednowthat
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已经住在一起了
thetwoofyouarelivingtogether.
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我们没有啊
We'renotlivingtogether.
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我有不同意见
Ibegtodisagree
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某女性被认定为
"Agirlfriendshallbedeemed
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跟莱纳德前引号同居后引号
quotelivingwithun-quoteLeonard
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的时间条件是第一连续十晚
whenshehasstayedoverforA:
tenconsecutivenights,
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或第二三周之内超过九晚
orB:
morethanninenightsinthreeweekperiod,
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或第三一个月之内的所有周末
orC:
alltheweekendsofagivenmonth
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再加上三个非周末
plusthreeweeknights.
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这太荒唐了
That'sabsurd.
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你自己都签名了看莱莱莱
Youinitialedit.See?
L.H.,L.H.,L.H.
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我签名的原因是因为我觉得这些条例永远都用不上的
Wait,IonlyinitialeditbecauseIneverthoughtitwouldhappen!
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我还签了一条
Iinitialedanotherclause
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上面说如果我有超能力的话就让你做我搭档
namingyoumysidekickincaseIgetsuperpowers.
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是啊没错
Hmm,yes,youdid.
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我们再来温故一下需要执行哪些条例
Now,toreviewthefollowingprovisionsareherebyactivated:
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在冰箱里我们不能再使用两个单人层和一个公用层了
Intherefrigerator,asopposedtoushavingtwoseparateshelvesandonecommunalshelf,
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现在我们三个人每人使用一层然后冰箱门变作公用
thethreeofusnowgetindividualshelvesandthedoorbecomescommunal.
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下一条房间清扫工作应从每周两次增加为每周三次
Next,apartmentvacuumingshallbeincreasedfromtwotothreetimesaweek
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以解决日益增加的死皮细胞
toaccommodatetheincreasedaccumulationofdeadskincells.
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第三厕所使用时间表我了解到
Third,thebathroomschedule.Now,I'mgiventounderstand
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女人对厕所的用法有所不同所以我们应该讨论一下
womenhavedifferentneeds,so,we'llhavetodiscussthat.
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我去睡觉了
I'mgoingtobed.
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你至少也得把这带走吧
Atleasttakethiswithyou.
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别忘了让斯蒂芬妮签名这里这里这里
Look,andhaveStephanieinitialhere,here,here,here...
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还有这里
and...here.
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这一条规定从现在起她不能
Thisstatesthatshedoesnotnow
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也不准计划演奏打击乐器或者铜管乐器
nordoessheintendtoplayapercussiveorbrassinstrument.
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肯定是肿瘤压迫听觉神经了
Suresoundslikeatumorpressingontheauditorynerve.
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绝对不行
No,absolutelynot.
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这又没什么
It'snotabigdeal.
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我们有卫生手套的
Wehavelatexgloves.
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我不管你出现了什么症状
Idon'tcarewhatthesymptomsare,
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我女朋友是不会帮你做前列腺检查的
mygirlfriendisnotgoingtogiveyouaprostateexam.
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谢尔顿
Hi,Sheldon.
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早上好斯蒂芬妮医生
Goodmorning,Dr.Stephanie.
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我想莱纳德昨晚肯定让你性福了吧
ItrustLeonardsatisfiedyousexuallylastnight.
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谢尔顿这种问题不能随便问的
Sheldon,wedon'taskquestionslikethat.
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那我怎么总听到你在问啊
Iheardyouaskitoverandover.
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我只问一次怎么就错了
Howisitinappropriateformetoaskitonce?
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他非常棒
Hedidverynicely.
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看见没她不生气
See?
She'snotoffended.
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而且你也得到结果了
Andnowyoufinallyhaveananswer.
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没咖啡了需要咖啡
Outofcoffee.Needcoffee.
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你好
Oh,hello.
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斯蒂芬妮是吗
Hi!
Stephanie,right?
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是你...你是
Uh-huh.And-And-Andyouare?
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佩妮我就住对门
Penny,Iliveacrossthehall.
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我听说了你很多事情
I'veheardalotaboutyou.
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是吗
Really?
Mm-hmm.
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怎么没人跟我提起你啊
Ihaven'theardathingaboutyou.
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莱纳德
Leonard?
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为什么你从来都没跟我说起过
Whyhaven'tIheardathing
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这个住在你对门的
aboutthiswomanwholivesacrossthehall
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喜欢早上跑这儿来的女人还穿着内衣
andcomesintoyourapartmentinthemorning...inherunderwear?
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她听说过你是因为
She'sheardaboutyoubecausewe're,youknow,
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你是我女朋友而你没听说过她则是因为
involvedandyouhaven'theardaboutherbecause...
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我从没跟她上过床我发誓
Ineversleptwithher,Iswear!
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不过话说回来这倒并不是因为莱纳德不想
InLeonard'sdefense,itwasn'tforlackoftrying.
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谢谢你谢尔顿
Thankyou,Sheldon.
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别客气莱纳德
You'rewelcome,Leonard.
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我的意思是
Look,I'mjustsaying,um...
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佩妮是我们众多邻居中的一位
Pennyisoneofourmanyneighbors,youknow,
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在我们这幢楼里邻居们进进出出很随便的不讲究穿着
andinourbuilding,neighborscomeandgo,it'sverycasual,nodresscode.
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实际上有好几天早上我都是穿着睡衣
Infact,somemorningsI'lljustmoseydowntothethirdfloor
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荡到三楼瓦塔比蒂安太太家里跟她一起吃麦片的
inmypajamasandhavecerealwithMrs.Vartabedian.
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真的吗
Really?
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我怎么从来都没被瓦塔比蒂安太太
Ihaveneveroncebeeninvited
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邀请去共进麦片的
tohavecerealwithMrs.Vartabedian.
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她看你不爽
Shedoesn'tlikeyou.
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你不是要去切除什么胆囊么
YouhaveagallbladdertoremoveandIhave
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我要去洗澡了而佩妮要穿衣服了
togetintheshowerandPennyhasclothestoputon,so...
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很高兴能见到你
Well,itwasverynicemeetingyou.
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我也很高兴终于见到你了
Nicetofinallymeetyou,too.
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我们今天晚上见?
AndI'llseeyoutonight?
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好的再见
Okay,bye-bye.
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我到底做了什么事情招惹到了瓦塔比蒂安太太
WhatcouldIpossiblyhavedonetooffendMrs.Vartabedian?
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