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导语:
从教数载,你一定收到过无数的请假条,请假的理由五花八门:
自个儿生病;父母亲生病;爷爷奶奶生病;小狗生病;小猫生病;跌倒摔倒;闹钟未响;车船晚点……等等等等。
当然,这些理由真真假假。
要当面揭穿孩子们的谎话还真不是件容易的事。
等等!
干嘛一定要当面揭穿?
这不,RalphMckeeVocationalSchool的写作课老师Frank灵机一动:
与其当面让孩子难堪,何不将计就计?
一堂创意写作课由此而生。
其实,教学也需要创意,你说呢?
让我们都跟本文的作者Frank学学吧!
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Excuses,Excuses1
FrankMcCourt2
Mystudentsforgethenotes。
Iturnedthemintoalessonplan。
[1]IwasinmythirdyearofteachingcreativewritingatRalphMckeeVocationalSchoolinStatenIsland,NewYork,whenoneofmystudents,16-year—oldMikey,gavemeanotefromhismother。
Itexplainedhisabsencefromclassthedaybefore.
[2]“DearMr。
McCourt,Mikey’sgrandmotherwhoiseightyyearsofagefelldownthestairsfromtoomuchcoffee3andIkeptMikeyathometotakecareofherandhisbabysistersoIcouldgotomyjobattheferryterminal.PleaseexcuseMikeyandhe’lldohisbestinthefuture。
disguise:
[dis’ɡaiz]v.伪装;假装
forge:
[fɔ:
dʒ]v。
伪造
genuine:
[’dʒenjuin]adj.真实的
lunatic:
[’lju:
nətik]adj。
疯狂的;愚蠢的
epiphany:
[i'pifəni]n.顿悟
anthology:
[æn’θɔlədʒi]n。
选集
P.S。
Hisgrandmotherisok.”IhadseenMikeywritingthenoteathisdesk,usinghislefthandtodisguisehishandwriting.Isaidnothing。
[3]Mostparental—excusenotesIreceivedbackinthosedayswerepennedbymystudents。
They’dbeenforgingexcusenotessincetheylearnedtowrite,andifIweretoconfronteachforgerI’dbebusy24hoursaday.
[4]IthrewMikey’snoteintoadeskdraweralongwithdozensofothernotes.Whilemyclassestookatest,IdecidedtoreadallthenotesI’donlyglancedatbefore.Imadetwopiles,oneforthegenuineoneswrittenbymothers,theotherforforgeries。
Thesecondwasthelargerpile,withwritingthatrangedfromimaginativetolunatic.
[5]Iwashavinganepiphany。
[6]Isn’titremarkable,Ithought,howthestudentswhinedandsaiditwashardputting200wordstogetheronanysubject?
Butwhentheyforgedexcusenotes,theywerebrilliant。
ThenotesIhadcouldbeturnedintoananthologyofGreatAmericanExcuses.Theyweresamplesoftalentnevermentionedinsong,storyorstudy。
[7]HerewasAmericanhighschoolwritingatitsbest--—raw,real,urgent,lucid,brief,andlying.Iread:
[8]Thestovecaughtfireandthewallpaperwentupandthefiredepartmentkeptusoutof
vulgar:
[’vʌlɡə]adj。
粗俗的;通俗的
choke:
[tʃəuk]v.呛;使窒息
sheriff:
[’ʃerif]n.州长;郡治安官
thehouseallnight.
[9]Arnoldwasgettingoffthetrainandthedoorclosedonhisschoolbagandthetraintookitaway,Heyelledtotheconductorwhosaidveryvulgarthingsasthetraindroveaway。
[10]Hissister’sdogatehishomeworkandIhopeitchokeshim。
[11]Wewereevictedfromourapartmentandthemeansheriffsaidifmysonkeptyellingforhisnotebookhe’dhaveusallarrested。
[12]Thewritersofthesenotesdidn'trealizethathonestexcusenoteswereusuallydull:
“Peterwaslatebecausethealarmclockdidn’tgooff。
”
[13]OnedayItypeoutadozenexcusenotesanddistributedthemtomyseniorclasses.Thestudentsreadthemsilently,intently。
“Mr.Mccourt,whowrotethese?
”askedoneboy。
[14]“Youdid,”Isaid.“Iomittednamestoprotecttheguilty.They’resupposedtobewrittenbyparents,butyouandIknowtherealauthors。
Yes,Mikey?
"
[15]“Sowhatarewesupposedtodo?
”
[16]“Thisisthefirstclasstostudytheartoftheexcusenote---thefirstclass,ever,topracticewritingthem。
You’resoluckytohaveyourbestwritingandturneditintoasubjectworthyofstudy."
[17]EveryonesmiledasIwenton.“Youdidn’tsettlefortheoldalarmclockstory.Youused
devilment:
[’devəlmənt]n。
恶作剧;坏事
immerse:
[i’mə:
s]vt。
沉浸;使陷入
seduction:
[si’dʌkʃən]n.诱惑;魅力
plight:
[plait]n.困境
yourimaginations.Onedayyoumightbewritingexcusesforyourownchildrenwhenthey'relateorabsentoruptosomedevilment.Sotryitnow。
Imagineyouhavea15—year-oldwhoneedsanexcuseforfallingbehindinEnglish。
Letitrip4.”
[18]Thestudentsproducedavarietyofexcuses,rangingfroma16-wheelercrashingintoahousetoaseverecaseoffoodpoisoningblamedontheschoolcafeteria。
Theysaid,“More,more.Canwedomore?
”
[19]SoIsaid,“I'dlikeyoutowrite-—-”AndIfinished,“‘AnExcuseNotefromAdam5toGod’or‘AnExcuseNotefromEve6toGod.’”Headswentdown.Pensracedacrosspaper.
[20]Beforelongthebellrang。
ForthefirsttimeeverIsawstudentssoimmersedintheirwritingtheyhadtobeurgedtogolunchbytheirfriends:
“Yo,Lenny.Comeon。
Finishitlater.”
[21]Nextdayeveryonehadexcusenotes,notonlyfromAdamandEvebutfromGodandLucifer。
OnegirldefendedtheseductionofAdamonthegroundsthatEvewastiredoflyingaroundParadise7doingnothing,dayinanddayout.ShewasalsotiredofGodstickinghisnoseintotheirbusiness。
[22]HeateddiscussionsfollowedabouttherelativeguiltandsinfulnessofAdamandEve。
NoonesaidanythingnegativeaboutGod,thoughtherewerehints.Hecouldhavebeenmoreunderstandingoftheplightofthefirstmanandwoman,saidsomeone.
treason:
[’tri:
zən]n。
[法]叛国罪;不忠
superintendent:
[,sju:
pərin’tendənt]n.监督人;负责人
reckoning:
['rekəniŋ]n.计算;清算;算帐
attest:
[ə'test]vt。
证明;证实
[23]Iaskedtheclasstothinkaboutanyoneinhistorywhocoulduseagoodexcusenote.Iwrotesuggestionsontheboard:
EvaBraun,Hitler’sgirlfriend。
JuliusandEthelRosenberg8,executedfortreason.Judas。
AttilatheHun,LeeHarveyOswald.AlCapone.
[24]“Yo,Mr.McCourt,couldyouputteachersupthere?
"saidastudent。
[25]AndthenIheard,“Mr。
McCourt,theprincipalisatthedoor.”
[26]Myheartsankastheprincipalentered,alongwiththesuperintendentofschools。
Neitheracknowledgedme。
Theywalkedupanddown,peeringatpapers.Thesuperintendentpickedoneup,showedittotheprincipal。
[27]Thesuperintendentfrowned.Theprincipalpursedhislips9。
Ontheirwayout,theprincipalsaidthesuperintendentwouldliketoseeme。
[28]Hereitcomes,Ithought.Thereckoning.Theprincipalwassittingathisdesk;thesuperintendentwasstanding。
“Comein,”saidthesuperintendent。
“Ijustwanttotellyouthatthatlesson,thatproject,whateverthehellyouweredoing,wastopnotch10。
Thosekidswerewritingonthecollegelevel。
"
[29]Heturnedtotheprincipalandsaid,“ThatkidwritinganexcusenoteforJudas。
Brilliant.Ijustwanttoshakeyourhand,”hesaid,turningbacktome.“Theremightbealetterinyourfileattestingtoyourenergeticandimaginativeteaching。
Thankyou。
”
[30]Godinheaven.Highpraisefromanimportantperson.ShouldIdancedownthehallway,orliftandfly?
Nextdayinclass,Ijuststartedsinging。
[31]Thekidslaughed.Theysaid,“Man,schoolshouldbelikethiseveryday,uswritingexcusenotesandteacherssingingallofasudden."Soonerorlater,Ifigured,everyoneneededanexcuse.Also,ifwesangtodaywecouldsingtomorrow,andwhynot?
Youdon’tneedanexcuseforsinging.
Notes
1.ThistextisexcerptedfromTeacherMan,2005memoirwrittenbyFrankMcCourtwhichdescribesandreflectsonhisteachingexperiencesinNewYorkhighschoolsandcolleges。
2.FrankMcCourt,bornin1930inBrooklyn,NewYork,beganaprocessofself-educationandimprovementthatled,eventually,toacareerasahigh—schoolteacher。
3.toomuchcoffee:
shedranktoomuchcoffee。
4.Letitrip:
letusbegin。
5.Adam:
AdamwasthefirstmanintheworldaccordingtoBible.亚当
6.Eve:
EvewasthefirstwomanwholivedwithAdaminthegardenofEden.夏娃
7.Paradise:
Paradiseisaplacewheregoodpeoplewillliveinhappiness.天堂
8.Judas.犹大,叛徒。
Lucifer:
魔鬼,撒旦
9.…pursedhislips:
撮起嘴唇
10.topnotch:
excellent
PhrasesandExpressions
beevictedfrom
tobeforcedtoleavesomewhere
驱逐,赶走
glanceat
togiveaquickshortlook
一瞥
turninto
tochangeinto
进入,(使)变成
beworthyof
deservingrespect,admirationorsupport:
值得的
ReadingComprehension
Choosethebestforeachofthefollowing.
1.Accordingtothepassage,theteacher_______。
A.isangrywithhisstudents
B.doesnotlikehisstudentsforgingexcusenotes
C.blamestheparents
D.teachesasuccessfulwritingclass
2。
Mikeymissedschool______。
A。
becausehisgrandmotherfelldownfromthestairs
B.becausehedidnotlikehisteacher
C.becausehisparentswantedhimtobehome
D.becausehedidnotwanttogotoschool
3.Whenthestudentsforgedtheexcusenotes,theywere_______。
A。
verysmartandimaginative
B。
bored
C。
indifferent
D.excited
4.Theprincipaloftheschool____________。
A.blamedtheteacherforwhathehaddoneinclass
B。
praisedtheteacherforwhathehaddoneinclass
C.wasdisappointedwiththeteacher
D.firedtheteacher
5。
WhichofthefollowingstatementsisNOTtrue?
A.Thestudentsenjoyedtheteacher’swritingclassverymuch。
B.Thestudentswereverycreativeinforgingexcusenotes。
C。
Theteacherenjoyedteachingwriting。
D。
Thestudentsdidnotenjoytheteacher’swritingclass.
Vocabulary
IChoosetheanswerthatbestcompleteseachsentence.
1。
Anumberof______worksofarthavebeensoldasgenuine.
A。
falseB.beautifulC。
famousD.forged
2。
To_______one’spoweristocommitacrimeandeventuallyendupinjail。
A。
accuseB.abuseC.deduceD。
excuse
3。
Seeingthespeedingcar,thepoliceman______thedrivertopullupatthecurb.
A。
reckonedB。
beckonedC.softenedD。
stiffened
4.Unfortunately,hehitatrafficjamandmissedthetrain____afewminutes.
A。
withB.byC.beforeD。
for
5.Shegaveaclearand______accountofherplansforthecompany’sfuture。
A。
lucidB。
dullC.unclearD.ambiguous
6。
Isn’titrather_______totalkabouthowmuchmoneyyouearn?
A。
politeB。
boring