生活大爆炸中英word字幕S01E03.docx

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魔兽中...

1>allright,justafewmorefeet.And...

2>hereweare,gentlemen,thegatesofelzebob.

3>Goodlord.

4>Don'tpanic.Thisiswhatthelast97hourshavebeenabout.

5>Stayfrosty.There'sahordeofarmedgoblins

6>ontheothersideofthatgateguardingtheswordofasaroth.

7>Warriors,unsheatheyourweapons.Magicwielders,raiseyourwands.

8>Lockandload.

9>Raj,blowthegates.

10>Blowingthegates.

11>Controlshift...

12>B!

13>oh,mygod,somanygoblins!

14>Don'tjuststandthere,slashandmove,slashandmove!

15>Stayinformation!

16>Leonard,yougotoneonyourtail.

17>That'sallright,mytail'sprehensile--I'llswathimoff.

18>Igothim,leonard.

19>TonightIspicemymeadwithgoblinblood.

20>Raj,no,it'satrap!

They'reflankingus!

21>He'sgotme!

22>Sheldon,he'sgotraj.Useyoursleepspell!

SheldonSheldon?

Sheldon...sheldon?

23>I'vegottheswordofasaroth!

24>Forgetthesword,sheldon,helpraj!

25>Thereisnomoresheldon.

26>Iamtheswordmaster!

27>Leonard,lookout!

28>Damnit,man,we'redyinghere!

29>Good-bye,peasants!

30>thebastardteleported!

31>He'ssellingtheswordofasarothonebay.

32>Youbetrayedusformoney?

Whoareyou?

33>I'maroguenightelf.Don'tyoupeoplereadcharacterdescriptions?

34>Wait,wait,wait!

Somebodyjustclicked"buyitnow.

35>"Iamtheswordmaster!

36>Ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate

37>thennearly14billionyearsgoexpansionstarted...wait!

38>Theearthbegantocooltheautotrophsbegantodrool,

39>neanderthalsdevelopedtools

40>webuiltthewall

41>webuiltthepyramids

42>math,science,history,unravelingthemystery

43>thatallstartedwithabigbangbang!

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44>Ooh,I'mallsweaty.Anybodywanttologontosecondlifeandgoswimming?

45>Ijustbuiltavirtualpool.

46>No.Ican'tlookatyouoryouravatarrightnow.

47>soundslikeyourneighbor'shome.

48>Excuseme.

49>Don'tforgetthemailyoutookaccidentallyonpurpose

50>soyou'dhaveanexcusetotalktoher.

51>Oh,right,right,right,right.

52>Stealingsnailmail,veryoldschool.Ilikeit.

53>Penny,themailman,diditagain...he...oh,sorry.

54>Um,oh,hi,leonard.Thisisdoug.

55>Doug,thisismyneighborleonard.

56>What'sup,bro?

57>Notmuch...

58>bro.

59>Iseverythingokay?

60>Yeah,no,Ijust...Igotyourmailagain.Here.

61>Thankyou.I'vegottotalktothatmailman.

62>Oh,no,that'sprobablynotsuchagoodidea.

63>Youknow,civilservantshaveadocumentedpropensityto,youknow,snap,so...

64>okay.Well,thankyouagain.

65>Noproblem.Bye.

66>Oh,andbye...bro.

67>Pennyforyourthoughts.

68>What'sthematter?

69>I'mfine.Penny'sfine.

70>Theguyshe'skissingisreallyfine.

71>Kissing?

Whatkindofkissing?

Cheeks,lips,chase,French?

72>Whatiswrongwithyou?

73>I'maromantic.

74>Pleasedon'ttellmethatyourhopelessinfatuation

75>isdevolvingintopointlessjealousy.

76>I'mnotjealous.I'mjustalittleconcernedforher.

77>Ididn'tlikethelookoftheguythatshewaswith.

78>Becausehelooksbetterthanyou?

79>Yeah.

80>Hewaskindofdreamy.

81>Well,atleastnowyoucanretrievetheblackboxfromthetwisted,

82>olsmderingwreckagethatwasonceyourfantasyofdatingher

83>andanalyzethedatasothatyoudon'tcrashintogeekmountainagain.

84>Idisagree.Loveisnotasprint.It'samarathon.

85>arelentlesspursuitthatonlyendswhenshefallsintoyourarms...

86>orhitsyouwiththepepperspray.

87>No,I'mdonewithpenny.

88>I'mgoingtobemorerealisticandgoaftersomeonemyownspeed.

89>Likewho?

90>Idon'tknow...oliviageiger.

91>Thedieticianatthecafeteriawiththelimpandthelazyeye?

92>Yeah.

93>Oh,Idon'tthinkyouhaveashotthere.

94>Ihavenoticedthatlesliewinklerecentlystartedshavingherlegs.

95>Nowgiventhatwinteriscoming,

96>onecanonlyassumeshe'ssignalingsexualavailability.

97>Idon'tknow.Youguysworkinthesamelab.

98>So?

99>Therearepitfalls.Trustme,Iknow.

100>Whenitcomestosexualharassmentlaw,I'mabitofaselftaughtexpert.

101>Look,howard,ifIweretoasklesliewinkleout,itwouldjustbefordinner.

102>I'mnotgoingtowalkintothelab,askhertostripnakedanddanceforme.

103>Oh,thenyou'reprobablyokay.

104>Hello,leslie.

105>Hi,leonard.

106>Leslie,Iwouldliketoproposeanexperiment...

107>-goggles,leonard.-Right.

108>Leslie,Iwouldlikeptoroposeanexperiment.

109>Hangon.

110>I'mtryingtoseehowlongittakesa500-kilowattoxygeniodinelaser

111>toheatupmycupa'noodles.

112>I'vedoneit.Abouttwoseconds.2.6forminestrone.

113>anyway,Iwasthinkingmoreofabio-socialexploration

114>withaneuro-chemicaloverlay.

115>Wait,areyouaskingmeout?

116>Iwasgoingtocharacterizeitasthemodification

117>ofourcolleague-slash-friendshipparadigm

118>withtheadditionofadatelikecomponent,

119>butwedon'tneedtoquibbleoverterminology.

120>Whatsortofexperimentwouldyoupropose?

121>There'sagenerallyacceptedpatterninthisarea.

122>Iwouldpickyouup,takeyoutoarestaurant.

123>Thenwewouldseeamovie,

124>probablyaromanticcomedyfeaturingthetalents

125>ofhughgrantorsandrabullock.

126>Interesting.

127>Andwouldyouagreethattheprimaryway

128>wewouldevaluateeitherthesuccessorfailureofthedatewouldbebased

129>onthebiochemicalreactionduringthegoodnightkiss?

130>Heartrate,pheromones,etc.Yes.

131>Whydon'twejuststipulatethatthedategoeswellandmovetothekeyvariable?

132>Youmeankissyounow?

133>Yes.

134>Canyoudefinetheparametersofthekiss?

135>Close-mouthedbutromantic.Mint?

136>Thankyou.

137>shallIcountdownfromthree?

138>No,Ithinkitneedstobespontaneous.

139>Whatdoyouthink?

140>Youproposedtheexperiment.Ithinkyoushouldpresentyourfindingsfirst.

141>Fairenough.

142>Ontheplusside,itwasagoodkiss.

143>Reasonabletechnique,noextraneousspittle.

144>Ontheotherhand,noarousal.

145>-None?

-None.

146>Well,thankyouforyourtime.

147>ThankU.

148>Noneatall?

149>Sheldon,ifyouwerearobot,andIknewandyoudidn'T......

150>wouldyouwantmetotellyou?

151>Thatdepends.

152>WhenIlearnthatI'marobot...

153>willIbeabletohandleit?

154>Maybe--althoughthehistoryofsciencefictionisnotonyourside.

155>Okay,uh,letmeaskyouthis--

156>whenIlearnthatI'marobot,

157>wouldIbeboundbyasimov'sthreelawsofrobotics?

158>Youmightbeboundbythemrightnow.

159>That'strue.

160>Haveyoueverharmedahumanbeing

161>orthroughinactionallowedahumanbeingtocometoharm?

162>Ofcoursenot.

163>Haveyoueverharmedyourselforallowedyourselftobeharmedexceptincases

164>whereahumanbeingwouldhavebeenendangered?

165>Well,no.

166>Ismellrobot.

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167>Hey,what'sgoingon?

168>Internet'sbeendownforhalfanhour.

169>Also,sheldonmaybearobot.

170>Sohow'ditgowithleslie?

171>Oh,wetriedkissing,buttheearthdidn'tmove.

172>Imean,anymorethanthe383milesthatitwasgoingtomoveanyway.

173>Oh,I'veseenthatlookbefore.

174>Thisisjustgoingtobetwoweeksofmoping

175>andtediousemosongs

176>andcallingmetocomedowntopetstorestolookatcats.

177>Idon'tknowifIcantakeit.

178>Youcouldpowerdown.

179>Well,asusual,wolowitzhasthesolution.

180>Ihappentoknowaplacewherethereareplentyofeligiblewomen

181>andleonardcouldhavehispick.

182>rememberthelatinhips.

183>Shouldersstaystill,and...wesway.

184>One,two,three......

185>five,six,seven.

186>Ithinkmrs.Tishman'sgothereyeonyou.

187>I'vebeenthere.You'reinforatreat.

188>Shesaid,"youdon'tknowme"

189>"youdon'tevencare"

190>oh,yeah...

191>oh,goodlord.

192>Shesaid,"youdon'tknowme"

193>"youdon'twearmychains"

194>oh,yeah.God,that'sagoodsong.

195>Ifyou'recompilingamixcdforadoublesuicide.

196>Oh,Ihopethatscratchingpostisforyou.

197>Iknowwhatyou'rethinking.I'vetakenyourasthmaintoaccount.

198>There'safelinegeneticistinsandiego

199>who'sdevelopedthecutestlittlehypoallergeniccalicos.

200>Leonard,listentome...

201>I'vebeenthinkingaboutnames.

202>I'mkindoftornbetweeneinstein,newtonandsergeantfuzzyboots.

203>Leonard,doyoureallythinkyoucansatisfyyourneed

204>forarelationshhwitipageneticallyalteredcat?

205>Maybe.

206>Ifit'sacute,little,cuddlycat.

207>Oh,comeon.Leonard...

208>thisisobviouslyaboutpenny.

209>Itdoesn'tmatter.

210>Thewoman'snotinterestedinme.Thewomanrejectedme.

211>Okay,look,

212>Ithinkthatyouhaveasmuchofachanceofhavingasexualrelationshipwithpenny

213>asthehubbletelescopedoesofdiscoveringatthecenterofeveryblackhole

214>isalittlemanwithaflashlightsearchingforacircuitbreaker.

215>Nevertheless,

216>Idofeelobligatedtopointouttoyouthatshedidnotrejectyou.

217>Youdidnotaskherout.

218>You'reright.

219>Ididn'taskherout.Ishouldaskherout.

220>No,no,nowthatwasnotmypoint.

221>Mypointwasdon'tbuyacat.

222>No,butyou'reright.

223>Ishouldmarchoverthereandaskherout.

224>Oh,goody,we'regettingacat.

225>Uh...no.

226>Oh,hey,leonard.

227>Goodafternoon,penny.So,hi...hey.

228>Uh...

229>Iwaswonderingifyouhadplansfordinner.

230>Uh,youmeandinnertonight?

231>Thereisaninherentambiguityintheword"dinner.

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232>"Technicallyitreferstothelargestmealofthedaywheneverit'sconsumed.

233>Sotoclarifyhere,bydinnerImeansupper.

234>-Supper?

-Ordinner.

235>Iwasthinking6:

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