英文愚人节祝福语愚人节祝福短信大全.docx
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英文愚人节祝福语愚人节祝福短信大全
英文愚人节祝福语,愚人节祝福短信大全
整理的英文愚人节祝福语,欢迎阅读。
mylove,youtakemybreathaway.
whathaveyousteppedintosmellthisway?
爱人啊,你简直让我窒息,
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
iwanttofeelyoursweetembrace;
butdonttakethatpaperbagoffyourface.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱,
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
ithoughtthaticouldlovenoother
thatisuntilimetyourbrother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个,
直到遇见你的二表哥。
becauseofyou,ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingamianmianzhizhongtraction.nowiwanttosayisthatishangbeizi.whatisbuiltnieah?
!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldbeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以拍你用它最合适!
psychologicaltest:
ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthananswer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!
happyaprilfool'sday!
心理测试:
如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢答案:
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
iloveyoursmile,yourface,andyoureyes
damn,imgoodattellinglies!
我爱你的明眸,你的脸庞,你的微笑,
妈的,我真是说谎不打草稿!
iseeyourfacewheniamdreaming.
thatswhyialwayswakeupscreaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境,
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
kind,intelligent,lovingandhot;
thisdescribeseverythingyouarenot.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感,
可惜这些你一条都不占。
notice:
aprilfool'sdayapproaching,onapril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.followingisthefirst:
youarehandsomestylesyushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告:
愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。
以下是第一条:
您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
shacengsaid:
ihave16change!
journeysaid:
ihave32change!
wukongsaid:
iam72changed!
inhistangseng:
nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
happyaprilfool'sday!
沙僧说:
我有16变!
八戒说:
我有32变!
悟空说:
我有72变!
唐僧大怒:
西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
愚人节快乐!
afterdinnersevencommandment:
iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
journey:
remember?
饭后七戒:
一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!
八戒:
记住了吗?
somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.youreallydonotknowhowthatissaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。
真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated
如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈
Becauseyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi--whatisbuiltNieah?
!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics--shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthananswer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeast;youarebeasts;beastthanyou!
HappyAprilFool'sDay!
心理测试:
如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。
答案:
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleepIreallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!
在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡我真羡慕你呀,唉!
有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!