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604TheOneWhereJoeyLosesHisInsurance

TheOneWhereJoeyLosesHisInsurance

Writtenby:

AndrewReich&TedCohen

Transcribedby:

EricAasen

604乔伊没买保险

瑞秋收拾行李搬去罗斯的公寓。

一通罗斯的律师打来的电话，使瑞秋发现两人仍是夫妇。

菲比去算命，据说她一周内会死。

罗斯成为纽约大学的客座讲师。

他过于担心自己讲课时的临场表现，结果讲课时使用怪腔怪调的英国英语。

乔伊近来生意清淡，以至买不起医疗保险。

他联系代理人Estelle，请她安排一些试镜。

Estelle还以为他早跟别的代理人跑了呢。

试镜前，他染患严重的疝气，但因为没有医疗保险，他拒绝上医院。

6.04TheOneWhereJoeyLosesHisInsurance

RachelpacksherthingsandmovestoRoss'sapartment.

Oncethere,sheinterceptsaphonecallfromRoss'slawyerrevealingthey'restillmarried.

Phoebe'spsychictellshershe'sgoingtodiethisweek.

RossbecomesaguestlectureratNYU.

He'ssoworriedhispresentationwon'tgowellthathepanicsandpresentsitwithanphonyEnglishaccent.

Joey'smedicalbenefitslapsebecausehehasn'tdoneenoughactingrecently.

Hecontactshisagent,Estelle（whomistakenlybelieveshe'dgonetoanotheragent）,toarrangeforsomeauditions.

Hegetsasevereherniabeforeauditioning,butrefusestogotothehospitaluntilhehasinsuranceagain.[Scene:

MonicaandRachel's,RachelispackingherbelongingstomovetoRoss’s.She’sstandinginthekitchen.]

Rachel:

Monica,whichallofthiskitchenstuffismine?

Monica:

Thisbottleopener.（Shegrabsitoffofthefreezerdoor.）

bottleopener

freezerdoorn.冰箱门

Rachel:

And?

Monica:

Andit’samagnet!

Rachel:

Lookatthat!

Ross:

Howweirdisthat?

Y’know?

You’removinginwithmeandhavetheonethingIdon’thave.It’slikeuh,inawayyou-youcompleteme（Phoebeglaresathim）kitchen.

inawayadv.在某种程度上/completevt.使齐全使完整

Rachel:

What?

!

Ross:

（inanAustralianaccent）Youcompletemekitchen,matey!

matey<俚>Awordoftenusedbypiratestoaddressfriends,aquaintences

Phoebe:

Ross,Iknowwhatyou’rethinking.

Ross:

What?

Phoebe:

Thatshe’sgonnamoveinwithyouandmaybethenshe’llfallinlovewithyouandthenwhenshefindsoutyou’realreadymarried,she’lljustbehappy.Y’know?

You’rejust,you’reverysad.

sadadj.悲哀的

Ross:

Oh…my…God!

I-Iseewhatthisis!

YouareinlovewithRachel!

Phoebe:

What?

!

!

Ross:

Ofcourse!

Italladdsup!

Imeanyouyou’reobsessedwithher.It’salways,"Ross,whatareyougonnadoaboutRachel?

""Ross,why-whyareyoumovinginwithRachel?

""WhenareyougonnaconfessyoursecretmarriagetoRachel?

"Youwanther!

Italladdsup<口>这倒说得通。

这句话表示:

为事物的结果找到合理的解释

Phoebe:

No!

（Ross’sphonerings.）

Ross:

（answeringit）Uh-oh,savedbythebell.（Onphone）Hello?

[CuttothelivingroomwhereMonicaishelpingpackabox.]

Monica:

HeyRach,aren’tthesecandlesticks（holdsupapair）mine?

candlestickn.烛台蜡烛架

Rachel:

No-no,Iboughtthose.

Monica:

Ohh!

Right,Iforgot.

Rachel:

Yeah.（Rachelwalksaway.）

Monica:

（underherbreath）Thatyou’realiar.（Hidesthecandlesticksinadrawer.）

Ross:

（onphone）No-no-no,that’sgreat!

I’llbethereMonday.Andthankyouagain!

（Listens）Okay.（Hangsup）（ToAll）Umm,thatwastheheadofthePaleontologydepartmentatNuh,Y,uhU!

headn.系主任/Paleontologydepartmentn.古生物学系/NewYorkUniversity（NYU）isaprivate,nonsectarian（adj.无宗派的）,coeducational（adj.男女合校的）institutioninNewYorkCity.NYU'smaincampusissituatedintheGreenwichVillagesectionofManhattan.Foundedin1831,NYUisthelargestprivate,non-profit（adj.非赢利的）institutionofhighereducation（n.高等教育）intheUnitedStates（U.S.）,withanenrollment（n.登记入学人数）ofmorethan40,000.NYUcomprises15schools,colleges,anddivisions,occupyingsixcentersthroughoutManhattan.NYUoperatesstudyabroadfacilitiesinLondon,Paris,Florence,Prague,Madrid,Berlin,Accra[阿克拉（加纳的首都）],ShanghaiandwillhavefacilitiesinSingaporebyfall2007.Proposedsitesarealsobeingfinalized（v.定案）inLatinAmericaandthePersianGulfRegionandwiderMiddleEast.

Monica:

Wow!

Uhwhat,didheuh,say?

Ross:

WellrememberthatpaperIhadpublishedlastyearonsedimentflowrate,huh?

Theylovedit.

papern.论文/sedimentn.沉积物沉淀/flowraten.流速

Rachel:

Well,whowouldn’t?

!

Ross:

Iknow!

Anyway,theyaskedmetobeaguestlecturer!

Imeanit’stemporary,butuh,iftheylikemeitcouldleadtoafulltimejob.Howgreatwouldthatlookgreatonamailbox,huh?

"ProfessorGeller."

guestlecturern.客座讲师/mailboxn.邮箱

Phoebe:

Yeah,ProfessorandMrs.

Rachel:

AndMrs.?

!

Phoebe:

Oh!

Yeah,y’knowyouandRossarestillmarried.

Rachel:

What?

!

!

Phoebe:

Justkidding!

Rachel:

Ohh!

OhGod!

（Laughsherwayintothelivingroom.）

Phoebe:

（ToRoss）Savedyourass救了你的狗命.

OpeningCredits

[Scene:

CentralPerk,Joey,Monica,Rachel,andChandlerareallthereasPhoebeentersdejectedly.]

Chandler:

Hey!

Phoebe:

Hi.

Monica:

Hey!

Chandler:

Oh,what’sthematter?

Phoebe:

Well,youknowthatpsychicIsee?

psychicn.灵媒巫师

Chandler:

Yeah?

Phoebe:

Well,shetoldmethatI’mgonnadiethisweek,soI’mkindabummedaboutthat我有点沮丧.

Chandler:

What?

!

Phoebe:

Yeah,andIknowyouguysdon’tknowalotaboutpsychicreadings,butthatoneisprettymuchtheworseoneyoucanget.

Monica:

Phoebethat’scrazy!

Joey:

Ican’tbelieveshewouldsaythattoyou.

Rachel:

Yeahhoneyyoudon’tbelieveherdoyou?

Phoebe:

Idon’t—shesaidy’knowthatI’dhavetriplets!

Butshealsosaidoneofthemwouldbeblack.

Chandler:

Justoutofcuriositydidshetellyouhowyou’regonnago?

outofcuriosityadv.出于好奇心

Phoebe:

No,‘causeshedidn’ttellmeIwasgonnadieuntiltheveryendofthesession,andIwasnotgonnawasteawholeanotherhourthere!

ImeanI’veonlygotaweekleft,y’know?

I’vereallygottastartlivingnow!

（SoshepicksupthelatestcopyofCarandDriver（aU.S.automagazine）,leansback,andstartsreading.）

CarandDriverisanAmericanautomotiveenthusiastmagazine.Itstotalcirculationis1.36million.ItisownedbyHachetteFilipacchiMagazines.OriginallyheadquarteredinNewYorkCity,themagazinehasbeenbasedinAnnArbor,Michigansincethelate1970s.

Ross:

（entering）Heyeveryone!

Chandler:

Ohhi!

Ross:

Heyuh,well,today’smyfirstlectureandIkindawantedtotryitoutonyouguys,doyou,doyoumind?

（Theypausetothinkaboutit.）

All:

Ohthat’dbegreat.Sure!

Ross:

（hestartsreadingdirectlyfromhiscardswordforwordveryquietly）"Therearethreeprimarytheoriesconcerningsedimentflowrate.Eachofthesetheoriescanbefurthersubcategorizedintotwodistinct…"

wordforwordadv.逐字地/concerningprep.关于

Phoebe:

Oh,thisisit.Thiswhat’sgonnakillme.

Ross:

（continuing）"…subcategories.Thefirstofthesesubcategoriesis…"

Joey:

（interruptinghim）UhRoss!

Arethereuh,aretherenakedchicksonthatpieceofpaper?

nakedchicks

Ross:

No!

Why?

Joey:

Well,I’vejustneverseenaguystaresohardatapieceofpaperthatdidn’thavenakedchicksonit.

Ross:

Ohh!

Okay!

Okay.（Resumesreadingwordforwordfromthecard）"Therearethree（pausesandlooksatJoey）primarytheoriesconcerningsedimentflowrate.（PausesanddartshiseyesbetweenChandlerandRachel.）（Rachelstartslaughing）Eachofthesetheories（glancesatPhoebe）canbefurthersubcategorized（glancesatChandler）into…"

Chandler:

Whydon’tyouopenwithajoke?

openwithv.以…开始

Ross:

Openwithajoke?

It’sauniversity,notacomedyclub!

Acomedyclubisavenue,typicallyanightclub,wherepeoplewatchorlistentoperformances,includingstand-upcomedians,improvisational（adj.即兴的）comedians,impersonators（n.模仿名人者）,magicians,ventriloquists（口技表演者）andothercomedyacts.Theterm"comedyclub"usuallyreferstovenuesthatfeaturestandupcomedy,asdistinguishedfromimprovtheatersthathostimprovorsketchcomedyandvarietyclubsthatmayalsohostmusicalacts.

Chandler:

Waitaminute,holdthephone!

You’renottalkingaboutChucklesUniversity?

!

chucklevi.吃吃的笑咯咯叫/holdthephone<俚>Oftenusedinaninsultingwaywhenanunintelligiblecommenthasbeenmade.Canhoweverbeusedwhenyou'vemissedsomepieceofinformationandneedtobeinformed.[eg:

Guy1:

SoCindyaskedmewhatmyjobwasafterwedidit,andIaskedherwhyshewasstillhere.Guy2:

Whoa,whoa,holdthephone,how'dyouhookupwithher?

]

Ross:

（getsup）Okay!

All:

Ohh!

We’rekidding!

Oh,we’rekidding!

Rachel:

Ross,heyyouknowwhatmightmakeitlessboring?

Ross:

Thankyou!

Rachel:

Someuh,somevisualaides.

visualaidn.直观教具

Joey:

Oh-ooh-ooh!

Y’knowwhat’sagoodvisualaide?

Ross:

Pleasedon’tsaynakedchicks.

Joey:

Whynot?

!

Ross:

I-I-Idon’tevenknowwhyIbothertotalktoyouguysaboutit.Y’knowwhat?

I’mjustgonnadoitonmyownwithnonakedchicks.

Chandler:

That’sthewayIdidit‘tilIwas19.Allright,20.Twenty-three.

[Scene:

ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisplayingthatstringgamewiththetwohandsandtheweirdcrossingpatternsasChandlerenterswiththemail.]

Astringfigureisadesignformedbymanipulatingstringon,around,andusingone'sfingersorsometimesbetweenthefingersofmultiplepeople.Stringfiguresmayalsoinvolvetheuseofthemouth,wrist,andfeet.Theymayconsistofsingular（adj.非凡的异常的）imagesorbecreatedandalteredasagameoraspartofastoryinvolvingvariousfiguresmadeinsequence（adv.挨次顺次）.Step4of"CupandSaucer"Stringfigureswerewidelystudiedbyanthropologists（n.人类学家）fromthe1880sthrougharound1900,astheyappeartohavearisenindependentlyasanentertainmentpastimeinmanysocieties.ManyfigureswerecollectedanddescribedfromPacificIslanders,InuitandotherNativeAmericans.ThefirstknownbookofthesubjectwasStringFiguresandHowtoMakeThem,byCarolineFurnessJayne.n.跳绷绷

Chandler:

Hey.

Joey:

Hey!

Anygoodmail?

Chandler:

Yes,yougotsomethingfromtheScreenActor’sGuild.

guildn.行业协会/TheScreenActorsGuild（SAG）isanAmericanlaborunionrepresentingover120,000film