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I'

vebeenwonderingwhy

It'

sonlyme

Haveyoualwaysbeeninside

Waitingtobreathe

salright

Sunlight

Onmyface

Iwakeupandyeah,I'

malive

'

causeonthewaydown

Iwassoafraid

Ofgoingunder

Butnow

Theweightoftheworld

Feelslikenothing,no,nothing

Down,down,down

You'

reallIwanted

reallIneeded

tforgetthewayyoulovedme

AllthatIwanted

AllthatIneeded

Ialmostfellrightthrough

LOVEIT!

!

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8月17日

2:

37

"

InmytimeIhaveseensomeprettyhorrificthings,butwatchingsomeonescream,cry,shout,andbegastheywerepreparingthemselvestocarrythroughwiththeactoftakingtheirownlifeissomethingthathauntsmetothisday."

Humanknowledgedoesn’tjustconsistofphysics,mathsandchemistry,butitiscomprisedofthevolumesofknowledgethatarewrittenonthehumanheart,chiselledonthehumansoul,andengravedinthehumanpsyche."

-MURALIK.THALLURI

17:

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6月20日

Dodgeball

WATCHOUTFORPEPPERBROOKSANDWHITEGOODMAN,FUNNIESTLINESEVER:

PatchesO'

Houlihan:

Ifyoucandodgeawrench,youcandodgeaball.

Justin:

What?

[PatchesthrowsawrenchandhitsJustinintheface]

Ifyoucandodgetraffic,youcandodgeaball.

Amber:

Justin!

Iloveyou!

Ilov...

WhiteGoodman:

[hitsJustininthefacewithaDodgeball]JoanielovesChachi!

Goahead,makeyourjokes,Mr.Jokey...Joke-maker.Butletmehityouwithsomeknowledge.Quitnow.SaveyourselftheembarrassmentoflosingwiththeselosersinLasVegas,LaFleur.

PeterLaFleur:

Alliterationaside,I'

lltakemychancesinthetournament.

Yeah,youwilltakeyourchances.

Iknow.Ijustsaidthat.

Iknowyoujustsaidthat.

Okay,I'

mnotsurewhereyou'

regoingwiththis.

Well,I'

mnotsurewhere*you'

re*goingwiththis.

That'

swhatIsaid.

swhatI'

msayingto*you.*

Allright.

...Touché

.

Nobodymakesmebleedmyownblood.NOBODY.

Comeon,Kate.It'

stimetoputyourmouthwhereourballsare.

LanceArmstrong:

Hey,aren'

tyouPeterLaFleur?

LanceArmstrong!

Ya,that'

sme.ButI'

mabigfanofyours.

Really?

Ya,I'

vebeenwatchingthedodgeballtournamentontheOcho.ESPN8.Ijustcan'

tgetenoughofit.Goodluckinthetournament.I'

mreallypullingforyouagainstthosejerksfromGloboGym.Ithinkyoubetterhurryuporyou'

regonnabelate.

Uh,actuallyIdecidedtoquit...Lance.

Quit?

Youknow,onceIwasthinkingofquittingwhenIwasdiagnosedwithbrain,lungandtesticularcancerallatthesametime.Butwiththeloveandsupportofmyfriendsandfamily,IgotbackonthebikeandwontheTourdeFrancefivetimesinarow.ButI'

msureyouhaveagoodreasontoquit.Sowhatareyoudyingofthat'

skeepingyoufromthefinals?

Rightnowitfeelsalittlebitlike...shame.

Well,Iguessifapersonneverquitwhenthegoinggottough,theywouldn'

tanythingtoregretfortherestoftheirlife.WellgoodlucktoyouPeter.I'

msurethisdecisionwon'

thauntyouforever.

Wearebetterthenyou...andweknowit!

I'

aintcrazyandI'

aintaguy.

StevethePirate:

I'

mgonnasendyoualltohell!

InthirtydaysI'

llbebulldozingthatshit-heapyoucallagymintopermanentnothingness.AndIcanonlyhopethatyou,andthemongrelracethatcompriseyourmembership,areinsideitwhenIdo.

Preparetobehumiliatedoncabletelevision!

ThedreadpirateStevebeinnoman'

sdebt.I'

llmakeabarterwithya;

trueasthenorthstar.Inexchangeforyourkindness,I'

llbesharingmeburiedtreasurewithya...onceIfindit,thatbe.

KateVeatch:

[Peterseesherhouseforthefirsttime]Ilike...unicorns.

[afterPatcheshitsJustininthefacewithawrench]Yeah,uh,Patches...areyousurethatthisiscompletelynecessary?

Necessary?

Isitnecessaryformetodrinkmyownurine?

Probablynot.

No,butIdoitanywaybecauseit'

ssterileandIlikethetaste.

...Okay.

Owen:

[afterPatchesO'

Houlihanhasbeenkilled]Lookonthebrightside,atleastwe'

vestillgotPeter!

Dwight:

Yeah,butGloboGym'

sgotguysnamedLaser,andBlazer,andTazer,andallkindsof"

azer'

s"

WithoutPatches,we'

regoingtogetourtaintshandedtous,that'

swhat!

[WhisperstoGordon]What'

sataint?

Gordon:

Idon'

tknow,butitsounds*bad*!

Iknowyou.Youknowyou.AndIknowyouknowthatIknowyou.

[aboutAverageJoe'

s]Oh,really,youlikeitovertherewiththosefreaksinLosertown?

Freaks?

They'

renotfreaks,they'

repeoplejustlikeyouandme.

People,haha,peoplejustlikeyouandme!

ThatiswhatIloveaboutyouKate!

You'

vegota*personality*!

[outsideKate'

shouse]White?

Whatareyoudoinghere?

HowdoyouknowwhereIlive?

It'

scalledtheFreedomofInformationAct,Kate.Thehippiesfinallygotsomethingright!

Ha-ha!

Justkidding.Butnotreally.

We'

restillmissingtheteenagelovepuppyandStevethePirate.

Who'

sStevethePirate?

Theonlyguyonourteamthatdresseslikeapirate!

Wait,there'

saguyonourteamwhodresseslikeapirate?

Stickitinyourear,LaFleur.Iwouldn'

tsellyouyourgymbackforallofKingMidas'

silver.Thegymismine!

Soyoucantakeyourbandofyellow-belliedlosersandjustcrawlonouttahere!

reright,White.Ican'

tmakeyousellbackmygym,soI'

lljusttakeyouradviceandinvestinsomething.Say...thecontrollingstakeofGloboGym.

spreposterous!

dneverallowit.

GloboGymisapublicly-tradedcompany,there'

snothingyoucandoaboutit.

So,IwouldcontrolGloboGymand...everythingthatGloboGymowns.WhichasoflastnightisAverageJoe'

sGym!

[AverageJoe'

sTeamcheering]

myournewboss,White.

Youcan'

tbemyboss!

Nobody'

smyboss!

mmyownboss!

Icreatedmyself!

refired,pal.

Hey,Honey!

[hiswifegivesthe"

L"

sign]

"

forlove!

Goodtimes.

forlove?

Thatdoesn'

tmeanlove,Gordon...

No,it'

s...peoplehavedifferenttranslationsfordifferentthingsandthat'

saspecialbondthatyouhavewithuh...withyourmail-orderwife.Ithinkthat'

snice.It'

sfine.

[theAverageJoesaredressedinS&

Mleather]

AudienceMember:

Hey,asshole!

Youguyssuck!

[thejudgesvotetoletAverageJoe'

splay]Thatispurepoppycock!

[whileeveryoneisdoingtheshuttlerun]

Comeon!

Igetbetterrunsinmyshorts!

Badmorningboss?

Theyusuallyfollowgoodnights,Dwight.

Thisisit,La'

Loser.'

Youreadyforthe,whoo,hurricane?

Justdon'

tgocryin'

toyourmommywhenIspankyouinfrontofallthesepeople,White.

Youdon'

toyourdaddyafterIwipeitupwithyourface.

Oh,heyWhite.

Yeah?

Youlookawfulfatinthosepants.

Anyone?

Topofyourhead.What'

s50times$100,000?

$50,000?

$5million!

Peter,areyoukiddingme?

[opensthetreasurechest,revealingstacksofcash]Surprise!

Forinstance,doyourealizeyouhaven'

tcollectedanymembershipfeesin13months?

Hmmm...

mcurious,isitstrictlyapathy,ordoyoureallynothaveagoalinlife?

Ifoundthatifyouhaveagoal,thatyoumightnotreachit.Butifyoudon'

thaveone,thenyouareneverdisappointed.AndIgottatellya...itfeelsphenomenal.

WellIguessthatmakessense,inareallysadway.

Sad?

Youwanttoknowwhat'

ssad?

Sixgrownmenplayingdodgeball.

Your"

gym"

isaskidmarkontheunderpantsofsociety.

Oh,hello,Kate.Iwasn'

tawareIwaspayingyouto"

socialize"

renot.I'

mofftheclock.

Well,isn'

tthatconvenientforyou?

Andtheclock.

YoungPatchesO'

Dodgeballisasportofviolence,exclusion,anddegradation.

[givingthepre-matchpeptalk]Andwillsomeonecatchagoddamnball?

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