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英语口语2021
第二十集
1
Ican'tbelieve
youwouldactuallysaythat.
2
IwouldmuchratherbeMr.Peanut
thanMr.Salty.
3
Noway!
Mr.Saltyisasailor.
4
He'sgottabe,like,
thetoughestsnackthereis.
5
Idon'tknow.Youdon't
wannamesswithcornnuts.
6
They'recrazy!
7
Oh,myGod!
Yougottacomeseethis.
8
There'ssomecreepoutthere
withatelescope!
9
Ican'tbelieveit!
He'slookingrightatus!
10
Oh,thatissosick!
11
Ifeelviolated.
12
Andnotinagoodway.
13
Howcanpeopledothat?
14
Youguys,look!
UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots!
15
TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontist
16
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GELULA&CO.,INC.
17
Itellyou,yearsfromnow,
schoolchildrenwillstudyit...
18
...asoneofthegreatest
firstdatesofalltime.
19
Itwasunbelievable.
20
Wecouldbeourselves.
Wedidn'thavetoplaygames.
21
Haveyoucalledher?
22
LetherknowIlikeher?
Areyouinsane?
23
Guys!
It'sgross!
24
It'sthenextday.
HowneedydoIwannaseem?
25
I'mright.Right?
26
Yeah,letherdangle.
27
Ican'tbelievemyparents
arepressuringme...
28
...tofindoneofyoupeople.
29
God!
Comeon.Justdoit.
30
Callher.
Stopbeingsotestosterone-y.
31
Which,bytheway,
istherealSanFranciscotreat.
32
-Igothermachine.
-Heransweringmachine?
33
No,interestingly,
herleafblowerpickedup.
34
Sowhydidn'tyousayanything?
35
No.LasttimeIleft
aspontaneousmessage...
36
...Iendedupusingthephrase,
"Yes,indeed-io!
"
37
Look,it'sRachelandBarry.
Don'teverybodylookatonce.
38
Okay!
What'sgoingon?
39
They'rejusttalking.
40
Doeshelookupset?
41
Doeshelooklikehewastold
toshoveanything?
42
No.Actually,he'ssmiling.
43
Oh,myGod!
Don'tdothat!
44
What?
What?
What?
45
Thatmanacrossthestreet
justkickedthatpigeon.
46
Andbasically,that'show
abillbecomesalaw.
47
See?
48
Hey,Rach.
49
How'ditgo?
50
Youknow,itwasactually
reallygreat.
51
Tookmetolunch
attheRussianTeaRoom.
52
Ihadthatchicken,whereyoupokeit
andbuttersquirtsout.
53
Notagooddayforbirds.
54
ThenwetookawalktoBendel's.
55
AndItoldhimnotto,buthegotme
alittlebottleofChanel.
56
That'snice.
57
Nowwasthatbeforeorafter
youtoldhim...
58
...tostopcalling,stopsending
flowersandtoleaveyoualone?
59
Right.
60
Well,weneveractuallygottothat.
61
Itwasjustsonicetoseehimagain,
youknow?
62
Itwascomfortable
anditwasfamiliar.
63
Itwasjustnice.
64
That'snicetwice.
65
What'sgoingon?
66
Isn'tthisthesameBarrywho
youleftatthealtar?
67
Wherehaveyoubeen?
68
Butitwasdifferent
withhimtoday.
69
Hewasn't,like,
OrthodontistGuy,youknow?
70
Imean,wehadfun!
Isthereanythingwrongwiththat?
71
Why?
72
Ihavemyreasons.
73
Howaboutthefactthathe's
engagedtoanotherwoman...
74
...whohappenstobe
yourex-bestfriend?
75
Allright,allright!
Iknowit'sstupid.
76
I'llgoseehimthisafternoon
andI'llputanendtoit.
77
I'mnotcrazy,right?
Imean,itwasneverlikethat.
78
No,itwasn't!
79
Itwassonice
havingthislittlesinkhere.
80
"Oh,Danielle,
Iwasn'texpectingthemachine."
81
"Givemeacall
whenyougetachance."
82
Bye-bye.
83
Oh,God!
84
That'swhatyou'vebeenworkingon
forthepasttwohours?
85
I'vebeenhoning.
86
Whatwaswiththedishes?
87
Iwantedhertothink
Imightbeinarestaurant...
88
...youknow,Imighthavealife.
LikeIhaven'tbeensittinghere...
89
...honingforthelasttwohours?
90
Theguywiththetelescope
isdoingitagain!
91
Oh,myGod!
92
Goaway!
Stoplookinginhere!
93
Great.
Nowhe'swavingback.
94
Wegottadosomethingabouthim.
95
Icaughthimlooking
intoourapartment.
96
Itcreepsmeout!
IfeellikeIcan'tdostuff.
97
Whatkindofstuff?
98
Willyougrowup?
I'mnottalkingaboutsexystuff...
99
...but,like,
whenI'mcookingnaked.
100
Youcooknaked?
101
Yeah,toast,oatmeal.
Nothingthatspatters.
102
Whatareyoulookingatmefor?
Ididn'tknowthat.
103
What'sthematter?
104
Ijust...
Oh,Barry,thiswasnotgood.
105
No,itwas.
Itwasvery,verygood.
106
WhataboutMindy?
107
Oh,waybetterthanMindy.
108
Notthat!
Imean,
whataboutyouandMindy?
109
Oh.Ifyouwant,I'lljust
breakitoffwithher.
110
No,don'tdothat.
Notforme.
111
Dr.Farber,BobbyRush
ishereforhisadjustment.
112
Thanks,Bernice.
113
Let'sgoawaythisweekend.
114
Comeon.
Thisisallwaytoo...
115
No,wecangotoAruba.
116
WhenIwentthereonwhat
would'vebeenourhoneymoon...
117
...itwasreallynice.
Youwould'velikedit.
118
Ihadabra.
119
Hey,Dr.Farber.
120
Allright,MissGreene,
everythinglooksfine.
121
We'restartingtosee
somerealprogresshere.
122
What?
123
I'm12,I'mnotstupid.
124
CanIuseyourphone?
125
Forfuturereference,
thatthinginyourhand...
126
...canalsobeusedasaphone.
127
Yes,it'sworking.
128
Whyisn'tshecallingback?
129
Maybeshenevergotyourmessage.
130
Youcouldcallhermachine,
andifshehasalotofbeeps...
131
...thatmeansshedidn'tget
hermessagesyet.
132
Doesn'tthatmakemeseem...?
133
Desperate?
Needy?
Pathetic?
134
Youobviouslysawmypersonalad.
135
Howmanybeeps?
136
Sheanswered.
137
Thisiswhereyou'duse
that"hello"wordwetalkedabout.
138
Iwon'ttalktoher.
Sheobviouslygotmymessage...
139
...andischoosingnottocallme.
NowI'mneedyandsnubbed.
140
God,Imissjustbeingneedy!
141
Sohow'dhetakeit?
142
Prettywell,actually.
143
Howcomeyouhave
dentalflossinyourhair?
144
Oh,doI?
145
Weendeduphavingsexinhischair.
146
Youhadsexinhischair?
147
Isaidthatalittle
tooloudly,didn'tI?
148
Youhadwhat?
149
Sexinhischair.
150
What...
151
Whatwereyouthinking?
152
Idon'tknow.
Westillcareabouteachother.
153
There'sahistorythere.
It'slikeyouandCarol.
154
It'snothinglikemeandCarol.
155
Please!
Ifshesaidtoyou,
"Ross,Iwantyouonthiscouch...
156
...righthere,rightnow",
whatwouldyousay?
157
IfithelpsIcouldslideover.
158
It'satotallydifferentsituation.
159
It'sapplesandoranges.
It'sorthodontistsandlesbians...
160
Igottago.
161
-Whereareyougoing?
-Ijusthavetogo!
162
DoIneedareason?
Ihavethingstodowithmylife.
163
Ihaveajam-packedschedule.
164
AndIamlateforkeepingup
withit,okay?
165
Mindy.
166
Howareyou?
167
Yes,Iheard.Congratulations!
Thatissogreat!
168
Really,oh,God...
169
I'mworkingtomorrow...
170
...butifyouwant,youcancomeby
ifyou'dlike.
171
Great!
172
SoI'llseeyoutomorrow.
173
Bye.
174
Oh,God!
Oh,God!
175
Sohow'sMindy?
176
Shewantstoseemetomorrow.
177
Shesoundedweird.
IgottacallBarry.
178
It'sme.Ijust...
179
Mindy!
180
Mindy!
181
No,Ifigured
that'swhereyou'dbe.
182
Hellisfilled
withpeoplelikeyou.
183
He'sback.
Thepeeper'sback.
184
-Getdown!
-Getdown?
185
Andboogie.
186
Thanks,butIgottagoandget
myeyesscratchedoutbyMindy.
187
Relax.Shemaynotevenknow.
188
Ihaven'theardfromher
insevenmonths,andnowshecallsme.
189
Imean,whatelseisitabout?
190
Shewasmybestfriend,youguys.
191
Wewenttocamptogether...
192
...shetaughtmehowtokiss...
193
Now,youknow,
I'm,like,theotherwoman!
194
Ifeelso...
195
Naughty!
196
-I'llseeyouguyslater.
-I'llwalkoutwithyou.
197
Whenshetaughtyoutokiss,
youwereatcamp...
198
...andwereyouwearing
anykindoflittleuniformor...?
199
That'sfine,yeah.
200
I'mgoingtothebathroom.
Willyouwatchmyphone?
201
Whynottakeitwithyou?
202
Wehaven'tbeenonaseconddate.
Sheneedstohearmepee?
203
Whydon'tyoujustcallher?
204
Ican'tcallher.Ileftamessage.
Ihavesomepride.
205
-Doyou?
-No!
206
Danielle,hi!
207
It'sChandler.
208
I'mfine.
209
Listen...
210
Idon'tknowifyoutriedtocallme
because,idiotthatIam...
211
...Iaccidentallyshutoffmyphone.
212
That'sfine.That'sgreat.Okay.
213
She'sontheotherline.
She'sgonnacallmeback.
214
She'sontheotherline,
she'sgonnacallmeback!
215
-Don'tyouhavetopee?
-That'swhyI'mdancing.
216
Mindy.
217
Hey,you.
218
Hey,you.
219
Sowhat'sup?
220
Weshouldreallybesittingforthis.
221
Sureweshould.
222
So...
223
Now,Iknowthingshave
beenweirdlately.
224
Butyou'remyoldestfriend,
exceptforLaurieSchaefer...
225
...whoIdon'ttalktoanymore...
226
...becauseshe'sbitter
thatshelosttheweight...
227
...anditturnsout,
shedoesn'thaveaprettyface.
228
I'lljustaskyouthisonce,
andIwantastraightanswer.
229
Willyoubemymaidofhonor?
230
Ofcourse!
231
That'ssogreat!
232
Itis!
Itis!
233
-That'sallyouwantedtoask?
-That'sall!
234
What?
235
That'snotall.
236
Oh,sureitis!
237
Oh,no,itisn't!
238
IthinkBarry'sseeingsomeone
inthecity.
239
Whatwouldmakeyouthinkthat?
240
Eversinceweannounced
theengagement,he'sactedweird.
241
Andthenlastnight,hecamehome
smellinglikeChanel!
242
Really?
243
Ifit'llmakeyoufeelanybetter...
244
...whenBarryandIgotengaged,
hewentthroughaweirdthingtoo.
245
Oh,God!
That'swhatIwasafraidof.
246
What'swhatyouwereafraidof?
247
WhenBarrywasengagedtoyou,
heandI...
248
...kindofhad
alittlethingontheside.
249
What?
250
Iknow,Iknow.
251
Whenheproposedtome,
everyonesaid,"Do
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