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英语愚人节祝福语大全
英语愚人节祝福语大全
愚人节(AprilFool’sDay或AllFools’Day)也称万愚节、幽默节,英文祝福语有哪些呢,下面是为大家整理的:
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英语愚人节祝福语大全
(一)
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics--shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以——拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeast;youarebeasts;beastthanyou!
HappyAprilFool’sDay!
心理测试:
如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。
答案:
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleep。
Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!
在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡。
我真羡慕你呀,唉!
有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
Mylove,youtakemybreathaway.
Whathaveyousteppedintosmellthisway?
爱人啊,你简直让我窒息,
你在哪沾上的一身臭气?
Iwanttofeelyoursweetembrace;
butdon’ttakethatpaperbagoffyourface.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱,
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。
Ithoughtthaticouldlovenoother
–thatisuntilimetyourbrother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个,
直到遇见你的二表哥。
Becauseofyou,ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingamianmianzhizhongtraction.nowiwanttosayisthatishangbeizi.whatisbuiltnieah?
!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是。
我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
”
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldbeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics,。
shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以。
拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:
ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeastyouarebeasts;beastthanyou!
happyaprilfool’sday!
心理测试:
如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢…答案:
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
Iloveyoursmile,yourface,andyoureyes
damn,i’mgoodattellinglies!
我爱你的明眸,你的脸庞,你的微笑,
妈的,我真是说谎不打草稿!
Iseeyourfacewheniamdreaming.
that’swhyialwayswakeupscreaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境,
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。
英语愚人节祝福语大全
(二)
Kind,intelligent,lovingandhot;
thisdescribeseverythingyouarenot.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感,
可惜这些你一条都不占。
Notice:
aprilfool’sdayapproaching,onapril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.followingisthefirst:
youarehandsomestylesyushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告:
愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。
以下是第一条:
您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
Shacengsaid:
ihave16change!
journeysaid:
ihave32change!
wukongsaid:
iam72changed!
inhistangseng:
nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
happyaprilfool’sday!
沙僧说:
我有16变!
八戒说:
我有32变!
悟空说:
我有72变!
唐僧大怒:
西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
愚人节快乐!
Afterdinnersevencommandment:
iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
journey:
remember?
饭后七戒:
一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!
八戒:
记住了吗?
Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.youreallydonotknowhowthatissaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。
真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated。
如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈。
Becauseyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi--whatisbuiltNieah?
!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
Shacengsaid:
Ihave16change!
Journeysaid:
Ihave32change!
Wukongsaid:
Iam72changed!
InhisTangSeng:
Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
HappyAprilFool’sDay!
沙僧说:
我有16变!
八戒说:
我有32变!
悟空说:
我有72变!
唐僧大怒:
西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
愚人节快乐!
Shacengsaid:
Ihave16change!
Journeysaid:
Ihave32change!
Wukongsaid:
Iam72changed!
InhisTangSeng:
Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
HappyAprilFool’sDay!
沙僧说:
我有16变!
八戒说:
我有32变!
悟空说:
我有72变!
唐僧大怒:
西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
愚人节快乐!
AfterdinnersevenCommandment:
Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
Journey:
Remember?
饭后七戒:
一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!
八戒:
记住了吗?
Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。
真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
Youstandinthecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindZhou,Iwanttosay:
Youhavetodropawig。
ButtodayAprilFool’sDay!
你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:
你的假发要掉了。
今天可是愚人节哦!
英语愚人节祝福语大全(三)
Youfindoneyoulovedeservesthelove,Inotunderstandyouandyourfeelings,Iknowthatsomethingscannotreluctantly,notsomedistancebeyond,likeyesterday,Icouldnotbelievethatinordertorootbonestellpeopleyougo!
你去找一个值得你爱的去爱,我不够了解你和你的感情,我知道有些事无法勉强,有些距离无法超越,就像昨天我无法相信,为了根骨头你就跟人跑了!
Inmyeyes,youwillalwaysbelookedcarefree,andeatingwithrelishisalways,sleepisalwaysHanransleep。
Ireallyenvyyouknow,Oh!
Sometimesthink,asyoudosopigsareverygood!
在我眼里,你看上去永远是无忧无虑,吃饭永远是津津有味,睡觉永远是酣然入睡。
我真羡慕你呀,唉!
有时候想想,像你那样做头猪也挺好的!
Yesterday,itwasseeyou,asyouarecharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itisverycute,thenyoureallydonotknowishowSaiguorabbit。
昨天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了,真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的。
Ifamistakewaspretty,Ihavemakeabigmistakeifthecrimeisasmart,Ihavecommittedheinouscrimes,Zhennanlife!
ButyouJiuhaolabothrightdeadcrimes,reallyenvyyou!
如果长得漂亮是一种错,我已经铸成大错;如果聪明是一种罪,我已经犯下滔天大罪,做人真难!
但你就好啦,既没错又没罪,真羡慕你!
Toadspursuitofswans,swandisdainsaid:
IfIaslongasyoudie!
HAMAagainst:
thepigalsolivegood?
Afterlisteningtopigs,feelaggrieved:
Ijustlookatmessages,ImoveSheireWho?
癞蛤蟆追求天鹅,天鹅不屑地说:
我要是长成你这样早去死了!
蛤蟆不服:
那猪还活得好好的呢!
猪听了,觉得很委屈:
我只是在看短信,我招谁惹谁了?
Becauseyou,Ibelieveinfate,perhapsallthisaredoomedtoheaven,havingaMianmianzhizhongtraction.NowIwanttosayisthatIShangbeizi--whatisbuiltNieah?
!
因为你,我相信命运的安排,也许这一切都是上天注定,冥冥之中牵引着我俩。
现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?
!
Alsoknownasthebricksandmortarboardsinfantsbricks,theoldBeijingisthemostcharacteristicoftheculturalheritageofoneofalethalstrong,andeasy-to-carryconcealed,notweapons,andothercharacteristics--shootyouusethemostappropriate!
砖头又称板儿砖,是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一,具有杀伤力强,易于携带隐蔽性高,不算凶器等多种特点,所以——拍你用它最合适!
Psychologicaltest:
Ifyouandthecowardrace,youwantto:
1yourunfast;asfast;youcowardslowerthan…answer:
youthanbeastsalsoabeast;youarebeasts;beastthanyou!
HappyAprilFool’sDay!
心理测试:
如果你和狗熊赛跑,你希望:
1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。
答案:
1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!
愚人节快乐!
Notice:
AprilFool’sDayapproaching,onApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:
YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告:
愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。
以下是第一条:
您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
Ifyoulookugly,call110ifyoubuildwell,call120ifyoutemperbad,call119ifyoufeelbeautiful,callmycellphoneandelaborated。
如果你长得难看,请打110;如果你身材不好,请打120;如果你脾气不好,请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮,请打我手机,详谈。
英语愚人节祝福语大全(四)
Notice:
AprilFool’sDayapproaching,onApril1youreceivetextmessagesarebogus,meaningexactlyopposite,pleasepayattention.Followingisthefirst:
YouarehandsomestylesYushulinfengbeautyoftheblossomingdevilbuildlover!
通告:
愚人节来临,4月1日您收到的短信均为假的,意思正好截然相反,敬请留意。
以下是第一条:
您是英俊潇洒玉树临风貌美如花魔鬼身材的大众情人!
Shacengsaid:
Ihave16change!
Journeysaid:
Ihave32change!
Wukongsaid:
Iam72changed!
InhisTangSeng:
Nishionthetreatment,youchangeaphonecall,Isawhowotherpeoplelookatmonsterswithphonemessages?
HappyAprilFool’sDay!
沙僧说:
我有16变!
八戒说:
我有32变!
悟空说:
我有72变!
唐僧大怒:
西天路上也没见你们变个电话,看人家妖怪都拿手机看短信呢!
愚人节快乐!
AfterdinnersevenCommandment:
Iquitsmoking,quitimmediatelyeattwofruits,threeringrelaxedbelt,thefourimmediatelyquitdrinking,Wujiebaibuwalk,batheimmediatelyquitsix,sevenquitimmediatelytosleep!
Journey:
Remember?
饭后七戒:
一戒吸烟,二戒马上吃水果,三戒放松裤带,四戒立即喝茶,五戒百步走,六戒立即洗澡,七戒立即睡觉!
八戒:
记住了吗?
Somepeopleseeyoutoday,youstillascharming,wearingacheckedvest,Manyouyoutowalk,adetachedlookcomfortable,itislovelytothat.YoureallydonotknowhowthatisSaiguorabbit?
今天有人看见你了,你还是那样迷人,穿着格子背心,慢悠悠地走着,一副超然自在的样子,实在是可爱极了。
真不知你当年是怎么赛过兔子的?
Youstandinthecrowdwerewhitefromthewindandthelonghair,asthemostbeautifulmelodiesworld,inmymindZhou,Iwanttosay:
Youhavetodropawig。
ButtodayAprilFool’sDay!
你站在人群中,被柔柔的风吹起的长发,像人间最美的旋律,在我心头久久回荡,使我想说:
你的假发要掉了。
今天可是愚人节哦!
Youfindoneyoulovedeservesthelove,Inotunderstandyouandyourfeelings,Iknowthatsomethingscannotreluctantly,n